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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your
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daily comedy news, A daily briefing on stand up comedy
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comedians in the comedy industry. A sentence. The algorithm loves
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Gabe A. Glacias needs more money. He has entered the
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celebrity tequila game, and I thank him for that. Gabe,
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with some of this money that you're making, you should
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pay your PR team, because they got it done. They
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got Men's Journal to write the following. Comedian Gabriel Iglesias
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just entered the celebrity tequila game, and it's no joke.
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All right, that's cheesy enough, but then the messaging. After
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years of rejecting celebrity liquor deals, the fluffy comedian built
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a tequila from scratch, one designed to be affordable, social,
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and easy to find. We are told Gabriel Iglesias, one
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of the most successful touring comedians in the country, didn't
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expect to get humbled by a blind taste test of
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his favorite spirit tequila. That's right, the team behind his
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new tequila brand, Pocho Fino, shut up with more than
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three dozen bottles, including his usual poor patron and some
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early Pocho Fino Prototypes and ran Gabriel Iglacias through a
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Pepsi Challenge style lineup. Gabe said, I was so impressed.
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The alcohol that I thought I was drinking wasn't what
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I was drinking. It was actually Pocho Fino. Funny how
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that worked out. They all made fun of me. Huh,
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you thought you were good. My new favorite is Pocho
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Fino now again, Gabe, please take care of your PR
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team because they somehow got this printed. For Galacias. Tequila
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isn't a celebrity access rate now, it's a social glue
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in a way of connecting with the people who show
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up for him night after night. Gabe says, I drink
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every weekend. I'm a social drinker. I don't drink alone.
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If I'm drinking, everybody's drinking. That accessibility, emotional, cultural, and
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price point eighteen dollars for three hundred and seventy five
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milli liters is the heart of his new brand, Pocho Fino,
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and notice they keep getting the name in there. Good job.
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PR team explains, I definitely do not ever drink before
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the show, but toward the end, I'll ask the audience,
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would you mind if I drink with you. That's part
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of the show too. I'm sure when he says that,
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heading forward, hey do you mind if I joke with you?
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I'm sure he'll get some product placement in. Even Jim
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Gaffigan is like, Yo, come on, I don't care.
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Yeah, I bought a house with that money, so I
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don't care what you say.
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We are told Gabe's been approached for T Sequila collaborations
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for years, but he always turned them down. He explains,
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it didn't make sense to sell something I wasn't invested in.
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I'm doing very well for myself. There was no need
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to make it a money thing. But what changed was
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a pitch that let Gabriel Iglacias build a tequila brand
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from scratch. He sketched the label art on a napkin.
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He came up with the name and insisted on being
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looped into every email. He tells us the dogs on
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the label are my dogs. It's an homage to them.
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This is a serious passion thing. The name itself, Pocho,
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flips a slur used for Mexican Americans. I'll take a
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time out here. I've never heard that word before in
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my life, So if I have accidentally offended somebody in
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the three minutes or so. I really really, really really
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really don't mean anything. I'm just reading an article and
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I'm clearly trying to have fun with it. I am
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educating myself. I have googled the term, and I'm told
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it's a pejorative slang term in Mexican Spanish that refers
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to Americans of Mexican descent. I've never heard that term.
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Having grown up in New York City, Gabe explains, I
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wasn't born in Mexico. I was born in the US.
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This is a Mexican American tequila, not as straight at
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Mexican brand. It's a hybrid at connection. It's my story. Anyway,
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I come in peace. But back to making fun of
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all this. The Blanco anchors the new line, Bonnallie wants
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fans to actually drink, not admire on a shelf. Gabe says,
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I don't want to be the masters of the food world.
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I want to be the McDonald's. Taste good, you can
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afford it, you get a nice buzz. That's what I'm about. Oh,
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there are more flavors. There's grilled pineapple. There's also Mexican candy,
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which is watermelon line and Jalapanio flavored. Gabe said he
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needed a little nudge with the Mexican candy name since
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there are many types of Mexican candy, but the pineapple
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concept was an easy yes. He said, I'm a big
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fan of grilled pineapple period. It's good. Not something I
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could do every weekend, but it's unique. As for the brand,
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You're definitely gonna see me backing it. No way, no way.
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I'm gonna be putting this tequila everywhere. No way, no way.
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Conan O'Brien did that big cover story with The Hollywood Reporter,
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mostly about the Oscars, and Saturday's episode will be An
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Oscar's preview where I'll pick away that. But in that
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interview he talked about the future of late night and
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an eye opener for Conan O'Brien is when he went
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on Hot Ones with Sean Evans. The Conan episode got
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fifteen million views, and Conan said, that was the moment
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when the scales fell from my eyes. If a guy
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could do world series numbers with overhead that looked to
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me to be about six hundred dollars, and you have
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every big star lining up to do his show or
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Chicken Shop date. That's when I profoundly understood that late
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night shows are in trouble. I'm of the mind that, yes,
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these shows are going away and will become something else.
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But I don't like when other malign forces intervene because
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they're trying to curry favor. That ticks me off. Meanwhile,
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the late night shows continue. Seth Myers as one for
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some reason, he had some comments about the President of
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the United States. Seth Myers said, you can lie about
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many things in American life, but one thing you can't
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lie about is gas prices. You know why, because they're
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on giant signs on the side of the road. Everyone
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sees it, and honestly, we should do giant signs for
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the rest of our politics. There should be huge signs
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across the country that say felony accounts or number of
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times the president has fallen asleep on live TV. Send
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your letters to Seth Myers. Fox News caught my attention.
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They had a headline comedian Andrew Schultz says Americans are
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furious about potential ground war in Iran amid affordability crisis. Now,
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if you're like John, who's Andrew Schultz again? I'll remind
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you he's the bro podcaster that had Trump on his
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podcast when Trump was running for reelection. Remember that Trump
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was there. They had nice set couches, fake plants, whole thing.
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Everybody got all excited about video podcasting. And then Johnny
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Max screams into the windo, Okay, if you can book
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Trump and have a twenty person crew, go ahead and
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make a video podcast. Otherwise you're better off just talking
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to microphone in the basement. The economics work a little better,
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remember that, Yeah, that guy. Anyway, Fox pulled this clip
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from the Flagrant podcast, and as you can hear, Andrew
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has really really thought about his political positions. He clearly
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spends a lot of time thinking about this stuff. He's
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a deep thinker, and as you'll hear here, he's really
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thought about it roun. I mean, he makes his point
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so clear here. A Fox made some edits for language,
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but here's Andrew Schultz.
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Between this rock and hard places where they cannot give
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us any reason why it benefits us without off China
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or making that declaration. And then the only reason that
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looks like we're in there is just because Israel needs it. Yeah, right,
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And then naturally Americans are furious about it, right, because
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we're like, how the benefit me? I can't afford to
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pay for college, I can't buy a home, I can't
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pay for health insurance, and we're gonna spend billions of
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dollars in a war in a country.
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I can't even point out at a map?
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How is this beneficial to me?
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Yeah, that's how they feel already.
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Yeah, as they should.
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Here's a fun fact that I can't believe is true,
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and you can google this for yourself. On June twenty first,
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twenty twenty five, The New York Times had an article.
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The headline of that article from June twenty first, twenty
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twenty five in The New York Times Andrew Schultz podcast,
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bro might be America's foremost political journalist. I'm gonna say
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that premise is wrong. Star trek Ruiner Patton Oswalt, you
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know him as Doug la Vulcan. He was at the
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seventy third Motion Picture Sound Editor's Golden Reel Awards. He
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was commenting about Timothy Schale May's controversial remarks about ballet
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and opera. You may have seen that mister Challo May
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had suggested that no one cares about ballet nor opera
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star trek Ruiner Patton Oswalt said, thank god we're here
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to celebrate achievement in sound editing and not watching ballet
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or the opera. Thank god, we're actually watching something that
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deserves to be alive. Unlike modern star Trek Oswalt said,
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it's great to be here at the woolshare Ebel Theatre
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or any theater that Trump hasn't stuck his name on.
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Fellow star trek Ruiner, Tignatoro talked about the fallout with
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her former friend Cheryl Hines. Cheryl Hines is married to
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Robert F. Kennedy Junior. Tig and Cheryl used to do
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a podcast together, and Tig Nataro, star trek Ruiner and
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a current contestant on Comedy Survivor, said I think I
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needed to stop doing the podcast because it was so ridiculous.
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It was so stupid. It was hard to be doing
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that when he was gaining momentum and speaking. People will
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interrupt my stand up shows and yell, Bobby is crazy.
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And I was telling Cheryl, I know it's a small
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percentage that pushes back on Lonnio's out of shows, but
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I was like, man, this is not my world. I
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don't want to be part of this, and she was like,
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I understand. Cheryl Hines continued the podcast with comedian Rachel Harris.
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Star Trek runer Tignataro said, but what was most upsetting
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to me was that we were in such opposing places.
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But I continue to reach out to her and sent
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her love and support because I didn't know what was
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going on behind closed doors because things shifted very severely,
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and she would respond very pleasantly, thanks lady, Oh this
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means so much, and I love you and miss you
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and all that. But then I realized one day she
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doesn't ever reach out to me anymore. Maybe Cheryl Hines
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is a Star Trek fan. Does that ever occurred to you?
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Star Trek Runer Tignatario added, she responds to me, but
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she doesn't reach out to me, and I had to
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kind of shake myself out of denial that she's gone,
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and Okay, need to let this go. I need to
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let it go, which is how I have come to
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feel about Star Trek. You guys have made Star Trek
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so terrible. I don't even hate watch. I've gone from
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watching to hate watching to you know, I can't even
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be bothered tig Nataro, Paton Oswald, Stephen Colbert, don't think
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I forgot you. He's the voice of the computer at
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Starfleet Academy. He deserves to lose his late night show
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over that alone. The President and Hi are aligned. Startrek
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grew in her. Tig Natara said, there's been some interviews
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claiming that I just dumped her and I just left
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her in the dust because of Bobby. But I was
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trying to be a friend to her, even though I
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didn't feel like I continue with the podcast, but it's
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been very strange, and I think I've moved past the
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confusion and sadness. Meanwhile, Chelsea Handler, who used to date
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Joe Koy but we're not going to get into that today,
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has railed against Robert F. Kennedy Junior and wife Cheryl
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Hines for allegedly selling her a quote disaster. Chelsea Handler
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was on her podcast deor Chelsea. She claims she was
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unaware that the Brentwood, California home she was buying was
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owned by Kennedy and Hines, explaining the deal was carried
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out via two trusts of theirs and hers. Chelsea Handler
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alleges that the Kennedy is left behind a home that
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was in an unlivable condition, claiming it quote didn't even
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have a proper foundation. When Chelsea took it over, Chelsea said,
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I still have not lived in this house. That's how
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fed up this house was the idea that this guy
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is in charge of the health of our country when
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he didn't even have a proper foundation at his house.
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Chelsea says a home inspector told her that the property
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had quote the most toxic environment. When they opened up
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the house, they were like, this house is the most
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toxic environment. You cannot live here for at least two years.
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Chelsea said she did have the property inspected before purchasing it,
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but there were several issues that went undiscovered, like the
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illegal storage unit that was built on the grounds of
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the dwelling. Chelsea said, so now we have to remove
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his illegal bs from my property. And I'm like, did
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they not find this upon the first inspection? And then
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she says she found a note from Cheryl Hines. Chelsea
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Handler explains they had the audacity to leave me a note.
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Cheryl Hines left me note saying let us know if
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there's anything we do for you. Chelsea, I'm like, yeah,
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how about an effing foundation. That's something you can do
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for me, Chelsea says. Anyway, I'm not angry about it
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or anything. I'm totally over it, clearly. Boy, Johnny Mack
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enjoyed hosting that first half. I thought it was a
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little light today. Sometimes when I put together the show,
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it is a little light. And then I went into
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bing and sometimes on bing dot com, if I search
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for comedians, I'll find a couple stories, and I found
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that Chelsea Handler one, which went perfectly up against the
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star trek Ruiner Paton Oswald one. It is a good
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day putting together the show. Speaking of Tignazarro, she's somebody
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who could potentially vote off Comedy Island. Well, how would
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I do that, John, Well, here's what you do. You