Feb. 17, 2026

George Lopez Launches a Stovetop Grill, Amy Schumer’s Bikini Post, and Trump Responds to Bill Maher

George Lopez Launches a Stovetop Grill, Amy Schumer’s Bikini Post,  and Trump Responds to Bill Maher

Johnny Mac hosts a slow news day and leads with Parade Magazine’s coverage of George Lopez launching a four-piece stovetop barbecue grill and smoker, which Lopez demonstrates on Instagram and invites fans to suggest what he should cook.

The episode also covers Amy Schumer posting a red bikini video and sharing a message about laughing with friends, getting off screens, breathing, moving, and jumping in water.

Nate Bargatze is noted as Grand Marshal at the Daytona 500, where he slept at the track, discussed NASCAR possibly returning to the Nashville Fairgrounds, and joked about finding material for NASCAR-centric sketches.

Bert Kreischer is mentioned appearing at Daytona with driver Natalie Decker in a sponsor-related post.

Adam Sandler shares that after being fired from two restaurants and a pharmacy while at NYU, he sang and played guitar on New York subways to make money. 

00:30 George Lopez’s ‘innovative’ stovetop grill & smoker reveal
02:06 Parade Magazine’s ‘beyond cool’ review + cooking show tease
02:56 Amy Schumer’s bikini post & wellness pep talk
03:30 Nate Bargatze at the Daytona 500: sleeping at the track & NASCAR bits
04:49 Bert Kreischer links up with driver Natalie Decker
05:11 Adam Sandler’s subway-singing origin story (and Johnny’s NYC flashback)
06:33 Jessica Kirson on crowd work, hosting, and ‘crowd conversations’
07:11 Mike Epps opens an Indianapolis boxing gym
07:31 Quick hits: Vancouver listings, Netflix special, Simpsons hits 800
08:36 Politics corner: President vs. Bill Maher + CNN follow-up
 

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Callaroga Shark Media.

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Right there. I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news,

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the daily briefing on stand up comedy comedians in the

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comedy industry, which is a sentence the ALGORITHMP barely love,

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so I'll keep saying it. It was a three day

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weekend and apparently everybody took yesterday off and there wasn't

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all that much comedy news. So as I was putting

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the show together, I'm like, I need one more thing,

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and boy, George Lopez has hooked it up. Now. Longtime

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listeners remember, kind of as the pandemic was starting to

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ramp down, George Lopez had George Lopez tacos and I

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made a lot of fun of that and got through

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a lot of slow news days with that. So George

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Lopez has hooked it up once again. The headline George

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Lopez launches innovative stovetop, grill and smoker that fans love.

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I promised you yesterday. Yesterday was very political. I said

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today I would try and make today fun, and I

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will try and make today fun. I do have one

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thing I need to do at the end, but do

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that very last From Parade Magazine, comedian George Lopez surprises

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fans with the invention of his own stovetop barbecue, grill

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and smoker, showcasing its unique design and functionality on Instagram.

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Parade tells us if you've been wondering what George Lopez

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has been up to, you might be surprised to learn

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the world famous stand up comedian has been cooking up

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something special behind the scenes. There's a video. Should we listen,

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Let's listen.

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Well don't know this, but I am Ben and my

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own grill. This is the cast iron and when you

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churn on, when you put this over it, and then

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the holes line up to the trot there and you're

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done cooking. It all collects, nothing goes in the fire,

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so in a sense, you would be barbecuing inside your

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chicken ribs, whatever you want to do. We did some

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strips one time. We want to paves on this too. Bacon, sausage, steaks,

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hot dogs. Easy to clean and the more you use it,

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the more it looks beat down and the better of

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fruit tastes. So we're gonna be cooking on this one

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and the first person I guess, Hulder, I'll stop doing it.

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But until then, kitchen is open. So you guys, yes,

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leave me a note, gave me a message, and tell

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me what you want me to cook, and I'll make

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it happen on this scroll right here.

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And Parade Magazine didn't shill for George Lopez at all.

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This is an honest to goodness review. And I know

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that because they wrote honestly. Parade writes, honestly, this thing

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is beyond cool. That's right. It's not just cool, it's

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beyond cool, says Parade Magazine. Designed to sit like a

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stovetop griddle, George Lopez's four piece stovetop and barbecue grill

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slash smoker has a speckled enamel on steel base with

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an integrated grease truff that fits perfectly over two burners

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on any standard range about the height and shape of

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a large rectangular baking dish. The bass cradles a cast

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iron grill insert, keeping it raised above the burners and

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creating a chamber of heat underneath. Now on the video

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he posted, there's some chiron. It says, should I start

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my own cooking show? And to that, George Lopez, I say, oh, please,

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do really really please do. Amy Schumer likes when we

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talk about her, so she posted herself a bright red

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bikini on Instagram. There we see comedian Amy Schumer wearing

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a red bikini looking out at the clear blue water.

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She pauses for a few seconds before she takes a

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leap into the clear blue water. She also shared some

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photos of herself spending some time with friends and joked,

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my new team is expensive, but worth it. She explains,

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laughing hard with your friends is so essential. Don't forget

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good for your body, close your eyes and breathe, move around,

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jump in water whenever you have the chance, and get

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your face out of your screen and in front of

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other people. Nate Bergazzi was the Grand Marshal at the

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daytone of five hundred. He caught up with the Charlotte Observer.

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We learned that Nate slept over at the track before

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the race. He said, yeah, I woke up in the racetrack.

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Admatur of us come down. It was just easy. You

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want experience, said the best way you can and your

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grand marshals, so you can ask for a couple of things.

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I was like, can you please put me in the

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middle of the track. So, yeah, we woke up there.

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out there. I'm sure a lot of them have long nights,

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and then you wake up to a car going two

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hundred miles an hour. Nate was asked if he had

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any opinion on NASCAR coming back to the Nashville Fairgrounds.

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The Fairgrounds last hosted a Cup race in nineteen eighty four.

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nervous about roller coasters at the Fairgrounds. I remember riding

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as a kid that always be working on them, even

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when you were riding the roller coaster, Like, why these

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guys working on the roller coaster as it's going anyway. Yeah,

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the speedway's beautiful where it's at. It's very accessible. It's

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a real big track. Obviously the Fairgrounds would be nice

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to have it in Nashville proper. The soccer stadium's over there,

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switch it up. It's a smaller track at different race.

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They asked Nate about the power he had as his

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grand marshall. He said, I'm trying to learn how much

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power do I have? Just keep pushing the limit. NASCAR

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centric sketches you know it's hard. Talladegga Knights killed it.

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That's what makes it the hardest. The stuff they did

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that movie where we're like, yeah they did, it's unbelievable.

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You're always looking yours trying to find material, trying to

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find something to do. I'll definitely have my eyes open

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and see if I see anything. If I do, I

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need material. I've always need a material. Bird Kreischer was

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also down there for the weekend. He was joined by

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NASCAR driver Natalie Decker. They took a picture together. In it,

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we see Natalie Decker and Berg Kreischer smiling with their

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mouths open and pointing to the sky. Decker got in

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a mention of her sponsor and wrote, from your nose

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to your tills and everything in between, there's a sponsor

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name for that. Sponsor can pay me. Adam Sandler once

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performed music on the streets of New York City after

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he was fired from three jobs. Sandler last week won

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that award from the American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers.

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Sandler said music is the best that's always been there

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for me. When I went to NYU, I said, I

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kind of want to stay in New York this summer between

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freshman and sophomore year, and I was doing stand up

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and my dad said, you got to get a job.

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So I got three different jobs. I got fired, fired

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from two restaurants, in a pharmacy. They were all like,

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you're not good working. So I told my dad I

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keep getting fired. He was like, you got to make money. Button,

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So I said, yeah, I think maybe i'll sing on

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the subway. So I used to sing on the subways.

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So wait, so like back in the day, wait, I

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got do some Mathew, how old is Sandler? Sandler's fifty

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nine is three years older than me. So when he

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was in college, I was in high school and I

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commuted via subway to high school. You mean to tell

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me When I was trying to just like get to

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school and there was some idiot singing in the subway.

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I hate those guys because they're in the way. This

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is New York City move So the idiot singing the

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subway could have been Adam Sandlor. Oh, now it all

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makes sense. I probably have some subconscious hatred of this man,

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going back to like me wearing a blazer and tie

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in nineteen eighty seven, just trying to get to school

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and there's this idiot singing stupid songs in the subway.

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Sailor explained, you take your guitar case, opened it. This

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was before the assigned places. I used to randomly just

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go to different spots and play guitar. Get out of

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the way. Now it all makes sense. Jessica Curson said

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she can look at an audience, pick people out, and

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spin it into material right on the spot. In her

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current set, she says, I do crowd work in the

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beginning because everybody wants to see that. Then I talk

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about my family as well in observations and do some characters.

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When I started stand up comedy, I served as the

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host of many shows. I got a lot more stage

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time that way, and when you host, you talk to

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the crowd a lot. I always felt comfortable communicating like that.

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I don't call it crowd work. I call it crowd

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conversations because I'm really talking to them. It's not forced

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at all. I could tell when people want me to

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tease them or bust on them. Most of my theater shows,

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the entire front sells out before the other parts of

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the theater. People want to be upfront and talk to me.

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But if I feel someone doesn't want to talk, I'll

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never pressure them. Mike Epps is opening a boxing gym

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in Indianapolis. It's the Right Jab at Boxing Gym on

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Sutherland Avenue near thirty eighth Street. Mike Apps said, there's

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no way I could gain the success that I have

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and not bring it back to Indianapolis and share it.

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A lot of entertainers, a lot of people move out

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of their hometowns and go to big cities. Do you work?

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But no place like bringing it back to your hometown

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where you grew up. Just for last Vancouver continues tonight.

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It's a little bit slow. Let's see Red Richardson is

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at the Review stage at seven, Catherine Blandford at that

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same venue at nine, a couple of local shows involving

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Canadian comedians. It'll pick up more, some big names later

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in the week. On Netflix Today, Some More as a

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new comedy special film at the Gordon Theater in Detroit.

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It's Some More second for Netflix. In Chandelier Fly, she

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shares her takes on untimely death, celebrity scandals, and cell

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phone companies learning to mind their business. The Simpsons had

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their eight hundred episode. Show Runner Matt Selman said the

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show will never have a series finale. They did a

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fake finale in season thirty six. Selman explains that was

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my way of saying, we're never going to do a

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series finale. He hopes the last episode will just be

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a regular episode that is the family in it. Salmon says,

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if The Simpsons one Day does come to an end,

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it would just be a regular episode that is the

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family in it. Probably a little easter egg here and there,

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but no, I'm going to miss this place. The show

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isn't supposed to change. The characters reset every week. It's

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like groundhog Day, but they don't know it and they

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don't die that much. And our one political thing today,

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the President of the United States commented on Bill Maher.

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The President took five hundred words on truth Social to

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call mister Marr a highly overrated lightweight. It is believed

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that the President of the United States was inspired by

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Bill Mahr's February thirteenth episode of Real Time. On It,

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Bill Maher mockingly read a February ninth Truth Social post

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from the President of the United States, in which the

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President of the United States discussed a potential trade deal

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between Canada and China, claiming that China would terminate all

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ice hockey being played in Canada and permanently eliminate the

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Stanley Cup. Mar was confused and asked the question why

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would China destroy hockey? On a February fourteenth post on

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truth Social the President of the United States said he

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was not being serious when he made a statement about hockey.

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The President went on to say it was a total

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waste of time for me to have this jerk at

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the White House, the jerk in question being a Bill Maher.

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The President wrote, sometimes in life you waste time tvOS.

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Bill Maher asked me to have dinner with him through

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one of his friends, also a friend of mine. I agreed.

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He came into the famed Oval office much different than

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I thought he would be. He was extremely nervous, had

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zero all caps confidence in himself and assuthe his nerves

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immediately within seconds asked for a vokatnic. He said to me,

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I've never felt like this before. I'm actually scared. In

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one respect, it was somewhat endearing anyway. We had a

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great dinner, was quick, easy, and it seemed to be

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a nice guy. And for his first show after our dinner.

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He was very respectful of our meeting. But with everything

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I've done in bringing our country back from oblivion all Caps,

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why shouldn't he be in any event, It was a

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total waste of time for me to have this jerk

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at the White House, and last night, after explaining what

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a disaster all Caps Canadian leaders are to deal with,

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how Canada has ripped off the United States for years

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on trade all Caps, but not anymore, I jokingly said

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in a truth that the first thing China will do

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is terminate all ice hockey being played in Canada and

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permanently eliminate the Stanley Cup. Trump wrote that mar went

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on and on about the hockey statement, like what kind

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of person would say such a foolish thing as this,

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as though aways being serious when I said it. Fortunately,

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his television ratings are so low that nobody will learn

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about his various fake news statements about me. He's no

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different than Kim ol Follon or Colbert, but I must

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admit slightly more talented. Anyway, Bill Maher is a highly

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overrated lightweight All Caps and Republicans should stop using him

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to show how the left is coming off or our way,

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our base the greatest of all time. Laughs at your weakness.

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When you do it, that sounds like the way Klingons

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would speak. We laugh at your weakness. Mar asked me

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if you could come back to the White House again

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with his friend. Also asked to come to the wonderful

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White House Christmas Party, but he didn't. Regardless, I'd much

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rather spend my time making America great again than wasting

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it on him. Bill continues to suffer from a severe

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case of Trump Derangement syndrome TDS exclamation point, and there's

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nothing that will ever be done to cure him of

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this very serious disease. Thank you for your attention to

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this minor matter. President DJT. CNN interviewed Bill Maherr. They

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posted the interview on Saturday. Mar was asked if Trump

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texts him. Mar said yes, yelling at me. This was

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a few hours after the Truth social post. Ma argues

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that Trump is very different in person, and then everyone

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who's ever met him says the same thing. Not true.

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Comedy needs for today. Thank you, George Lopez, See you

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guys tomorrow.