Aug. 22, 2024
Gilbert Gottfried comedy album to come out
In this episode of daily comedy news, Johnny Mac covers a range of topics: Sam Morril's unexpected remarks on Good Day Baltimore, Gilbert Gottfried's posthumous new album release and accompanying events, and Matt Reif's new tour and film project...
In this episode of daily comedy news, Johnny Mac covers a range of topics: Sam Morril's unexpected remarks on Good Day Baltimore, Gilbert Gottfried's posthumous new album release and accompanying events, and Matt Reif's new tour and film project 'Rolling Loud.' There’s also mention of Nikki Glaser’s revealing comments on her mental health, 50 Cent's response to Luenell’s criticism, Eric Andre's allegations of racial profiling at Melbourne airport, and Jimmy Kimmel discussing his fears about retirement. The show wraps up with highlights from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Pete Lee's upcoming performances, and the heart-wrenching story of Kyle Akers' battle with a painful nerve condition.
00:00 Introduction and Sam Morrill's Interview
01:09 Gilbert Gottfried's Posthumous Album
02:15 Matt Reif's New Projects and Gossip
03:21 Nikki Glaser's Candid Quotes
04:17 50 Cent's Comedy Festival Controversy
05:17 CNN's New Comedy Series
06:52 Eric Andre's Airport Incident
09:31 Jimmy Kimmel on Retirement
10:15 Fringe Festival's Funniest Jokes
12:34 Pete Lee's Comedy Journey
15:43 Kyle Akers' Battle with Pain
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Calarocas, shock media.
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Easy one again. Hi, I'm chutting Mac with your daily
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comedy news. Let's jump in here. Sam Merrill was on
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Good Day Baltimore. Let's listen.
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Was this with us?
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This is she's a rescue, She's that I saved her.
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She was getting sexually assaulted by a pack of chihuahuas
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in Los Angeles. I stepped in, Yeah, and I crescent
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caped two of them. You did, and we've been together
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ever since. Is that going to be part of your
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your routine?
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Like?
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What are you gonna see? See this this evening, this weekend?
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Hitler genocide, uh Kamala, Trump and poop?
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Well, all things that are on top of mine for
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folks the moment they wake up and turn our newscasts on.
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I don't want to burn a bridge. I know how
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you feel about bridges in Baltimore.
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But oh my goodness, sorry, Sam, we're gonna take it
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out here.
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Well, funny Friday, it' going to go the way good
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Dave Baltimore thought, Sam. Yikes, Gilbert Godfried will have a
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new album. Gilbert passed away in twenty twenty two. Eight
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hundred Pound Guerrilla reported on Gilbert's new album saying Gilbert
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never put out a comedy album because, according to widow
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Dana Godfrid on her Instagram page, Gilbert didn't want to
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use up as material. But there is a CDDVD called
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Dirty Jokes, which to me is an album, but okay whatever.
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Dana has partnered with Clown Jewels to release Gilbert Gottfried's
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first album or second album title to be announced. The
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album will feature material that was shot for the twenty
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seventeen documentary Gilbert. In support of the release, there will
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be an event as part of the New York Comedy
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Festival at the Hard Rocket Time Square. There'll be a
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Q and a panel hosted by Frank Santo Padre, who
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co hosted Gilbert's Amazing Colossal podcast. I mentioned that is
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a podcast episode that will be recorded there so they
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can run some spots. Totally get It also debut a
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short film featuring never before seen footage that was cut
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from the documentary. All proceeds will benefit the Gilbert Gottfried
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Myotonic Dystrophe Type two Research Fund at Strong Memorial Hospital
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in Rochester. The album will be released both digitally and
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on vinyl November thirteenth. Matt Rife going back on tour.
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We never talk about Matt Rife around here, you know.
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He also announced a new feature project. Matt Rife will
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be among the leads of Rolling Loud, which is an
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R rated comedy co produced by Live Nation Productions, which
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will film at the hip hop festival also called Rolling
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Loud that's in Miami in December. Rolling Loud inspired by
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the true story of an overprotective father who makes the
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worst parenting decision of his life when he sneaks his
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thirteen year old son into Rolling Loud, the world's biggest
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hip hop festival, setting off a chaotic adventure. With his
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reckless coworker and an eccentric festival volunteers, they navigate wild crowds, security,
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and copywriting rule of three their own family dynamics. Rife's
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tour dates won't be announced until later this year. Meanwhile,
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on gossip Corner, Rife is being criticized for his jaw
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fillers to the point where fans are saying they can't
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watch his new special Wow this from the Sun newspaper.
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They write, his cheeks appear to have huge dimples in
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them and the lines by his jaw are prominent. One
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social media user wrote would be nice if Netflix would
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stop trying to force me to watch them at Rife Special.
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His freakish face from jaw Fillers is too alarming to
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look at. Nicki Glazer's publicist continues to deserve her raise.
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The La Times wrote under the headline, while Nicki Glazer
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is suddenly the hottest name in comedy. You know, I
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read the article to pull some stuff out for you,
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and there's not really much there. You know the story,
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especially if you listen to me every day. She was
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on Tom Brady and then yeah, okay, we got it.
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She continues to give worrisome quotes. Let me drop the
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little to my voice here because I'm being very serious.
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This this bothers me. This quote, Nikki said, comedy at
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its best is relatable because we all have to die someday.
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We're all terrified of it, and depression comes from not
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really thinking about it, suppressing it and are subconscious. I
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was really trying to hide it for a while. I
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thought it made me a liability in this business. No
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one wants to work with someone depressed, but the business
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doesn't care. They're not worried about me killing myself as
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long as I'm getting laughs with it. It's going to
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be okay. I hope Nikki's got someone in her life
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looking out for her. Meanwhile, awkward Segue. Fifty Cent has
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lashed out at Lunell following her comments about his comedy show.
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Complex reports that fifty Cents lashed out at Lunell after
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the legendary comedian said there were no women on his
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comedy showcase. Sent said proof you can't make everyone happy.
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I loved Lunell's work. That's why I had them put
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her in Ghost. We saw her big ass was booked already,
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so we didn't reach out. You think I didn't want
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Monique some more Amy Schumer? They on fire? WTF. Lunell
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had recently commented, I want to say this game is
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so misogynistic because I just heard about this comedy festival
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that my dear friend fifty is having right now. I
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haven't seen the paperwork, so I don't know, but from
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what I heard, there were several comedians on the plane,
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but not one female comic. Now this might be a mistake,
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but this is the information I've got. There are men
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and women in the audiences in those shows. I think
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that their representation only makes sense. Recently, mister sent posted
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a screenshot of a US Weekly article on Instagram about
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him reaching billionaire status. He added, I don't want this
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to make you think I don't need a discount, because
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I want a discount. Lol. I had told you CNN
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has a new Saturday night series, Have I Got News
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for You? Ten episodes. It premieres a Saturday, September fourteenth.
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Johnny Mack has one dollar on the square that says,
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this runs ten episodes and gets canceled. Why. It's not
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because of the talent, it's because of the time slot
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Saturday night at nine pm. Who's home Saturday night at
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nine pm? Well I am, but I'm not gonna watch
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this at Saturday night nine pm. That's video game time.
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Or actually no, I usually do the Saturday night movie,
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often a James Bond film, which is the best James
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Bond film, Johnny Mack, it is clearly the Spy who
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Loved Me. I used to say on Her Majesty's Secret Service.
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But I think Spy who Loved Me is just perfect.
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That all said, of course, Sean Connery is the best Bond.
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You can comment on the in the Facebook group It's
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Daily Comedy News podcast group. We could have a whole
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James Bond argument. I'm in start one anyway. I digress.
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Saturday September fourteenth, at nine pm, when I'll be watching
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college football and or a James Bond movie, CNN will
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air Have I Got News for You. It's hosted by
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Roywood Junior, but they've added two cast members, Amber Ruffin
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and Michael ian Black. They will service the captains of
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the various teams. That is really good hiring great. Michael
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ian Black, in a statement, said, I'm thrilled to be
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joining Roywood Junior and Amber Ruffin, as Have I Got
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News for You's DEI hire. I'm looking forward to spreading
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as much disinformation as possible on America's most trusted news network.
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My main focus has been, and will continue to be
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pleasing my handlers in the Kremlin. Have I Got News
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for You BBC series since nineteen ninety typically showcases two
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teams talking about various news stories of the week. But
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again Saturday night at nine pm. I don't know, man,
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all right, let's get serious here. Eric Andre posted a
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clip on Instagram. I'll let Eric speak for himself for
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about a minute and change, and then I will jump in.
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So I've been on planes for over twenty five hours.
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I flew from New York City to LA then to
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LA to Melbourne, then Melbourne to Brisbane to shoot something.
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I got detained and I had to go. I got
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pulled out of a lineup and put in a special
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line in Melbourne where I was sniffed thoroughly by a dog.
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Those dogs are pretty much ineffective. I've heard statistics like
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their eighty to ninety percent ineffective. It's sniffing out whatever
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they're trying to sniff out. It's like one of the
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many times I've been racially profiled at the airport. So
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this is a message for all black, brown and Indigenous
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people traveling through Melbourne today, especially if you're traveling Quantus
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International by terminal two, Please be careful. They are searching black,
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brown and Indigenous people. Please let me know if anybody
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knows the names of those officers with the dogs or
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what that program is. If anybody has information on a
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discrimination Australian lawyer, I'm all ears, please send me that info.
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And if anybody has information on statistically how many people
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of color they put into this dog sniffing line versus
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white passengers, I'm assuming it doesn't reflect the percentage of
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white passengers versus POC passengers at any given time at
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that airport.
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Later in the video, Eric said, anybody hiring me to
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work in Australia going forward, whether it's a production or
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a tour, please don't make me go through the Melbourne
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airport alone. Please provide a police escort or some type
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of security escort for me, or have me flying to
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Brisbane or Sydney directly. I do not feel safe in
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the Melbourne airport. I do not want to be humiliated
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or racially discriminated against any more at these airports. I
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don't want to cut my hair and wear three Pece suits.
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I'm treated like a first class citizen. I shouldn't be
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made to feel that I am unaccepted by entering a country.
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Shame on the people at the Melbourne Airport that have
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this cockamaning procedure. I doubt it yields any safer world
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for anybody in Melbourne or Australia. When I heard the story,
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it did ring a bell in my brain. And I'm
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just gonna share a fact with you, And I don't
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want you to think that I'm throwing this in here
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to make some sort of comment. Factually, Eric Andre previously
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said he was racially profiled at the Atlanta Hartsfield Jackson
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International Airport in twenty twenty one and later took legal action. Again,
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I don't want you to think I'm being dismissive of
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Eric Andre's concerns by throwing that in there. From Late Nighter.
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Jimmy Kimmel kind of always talking about retiring, and he
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was on a podcast that's hosted by California Governor Gavin Newsom,
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football player marsha On Lynch and their agent Doug Hendrickson.
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That's a weird show. I guess the agent really wanted
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to have a podcast anyway. Kimmel, so all those guys,
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I'll have a hard time when it's over. It worries me.
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That's part of the reason I keep going, he explained.
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That's why he keeps wind up signing another contract because
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I fear that day the money after my final show,
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and it's like, now what am I gonna do? But
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he points out there aren't a huge the number of
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options for late night hosts after the shows are over.
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I mean, I guess you could do a podcast. Conan
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seems to be doing okay, so if you want to
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argue about James Bond movies or just talk about comedy.
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Joined the Facebook group It is daily Comedy news podcast group.
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Matthew Welcome to the group. Matthew joined over the weekend
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from Comedy dot co dot uk. It is the funniest
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joke at the Fringe Festival. Let me just preamble here.
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These are jokes told by professional comedians in a comedy environment.
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You know, so how comedy works. You know, you don't
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just show up and just say a line and expect
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a big laugh. You kind of set the stage and
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you know how comedy works, right, you're listening to me.
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You know, you set up a premise, or the audience
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is at a good bood, or you're throwing it aside. You
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get how this works. It's not a dude in his
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basement recording a podcast. So all these are out of
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context and we're told better buying professional comedians. I've preambled enough.
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It is the funniest joke of the Fringe twenty twenty four.
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Your winner, Mark Simmons, with this professional joke told properly.
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I was going to sail around the globe in the
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world's smallest ship, but I bottled it all right, we
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have fourteen more. Alex Snook. I've been taking Salce lessons
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for months, but I just don't feel like I'm progressing.
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It's just one step four, two steps back. I think
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that's a better joke. I also told it better than
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the first one. Alex Kitson eight horse at a restaurant
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once wasn't great. Starter was up right, but the main
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was dreadful. Did a little plan words there with mean
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and get it. Arthur Smith went with, I sailed through
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my driving test, That's why I failed it. I like
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it simple, Mark Simmons again, I love the Olympics. My
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friend and I invented a new type of let baton.
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Well he came up with the idea and I ran
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with it. Let's see that made me actually laugh. That
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was better Ala Falaffe whole great name went with. My
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dad used to say to me pinees Gallon's leaders, which
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I think speaks volumes. Love it, Chelsea Burkby. British etiquette
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is confusing. Why is that high brow to look at
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boobs at an art gallery but low brow when I
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get him out in spoons? Spoons it seems to be
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a restaurant in London. Masih Graham went with I wanted
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to know which came first, the chicken or the eggs.
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I bought a chicken and then I bought an egg
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and I think I've cracked it. These are fun. I'm
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gonna save more of these for Saturday, not tomorrow. Why
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not to John, because I already recorded a world Okay, okay,
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