How to "Dave Chappelle" a joke PLUS The AV Club's bizarre SNL list

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Caalaroka Shark Media. Hidy Ho,
I'm shunning back with your daily comedy news.

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You guys know I love a good
fight. This from Ghana Webb.

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You're home for comedy news. Nigerian
comedian parent Mouth has alleged that comedian Funny

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Face has breached a contract between them
by failing to perform at his event after

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receiving payment. I love that their
names are a parrot Mouth and funny Face.

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According to Parrotmouth, funny Face was
booked to perform at a show in

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Nigerian was paid half his performance fee
before the event, but then funny Face

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demanded full payment before we would perform. Parentmouth said Funny Face failed to show

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up at the event and hasn't reached
out to refund the earlier half payment.

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He also said funny Face hasn't returned
any calls we paid half the money.

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We had to call him more than
fifty times. He didn't pick up the

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call. I didn't even call him
for a refund or write to him for

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anything because I believe that whatever you
do, we'll catch up with you.

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Uh oh arch Barker. Remember he
asked a breastfeeding woman and the baby to

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leave his show the other day,
Orge Parker says, I have nothing against

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babies. Number one, the breastfeeding
thing non issue. It should be an

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admissible and I hadn't no id issues
breastfeeding or not. Because I was on

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a lit stage. All I could
see was a woman, likely holding a

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baby. The breastfeeding was never part
of it. If it were the father,

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I would have acted the exact same
way. It had nothing to do

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with the baby. Making noise was
purely an audio issue, had nothing to

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do with her being a mom.
I have nothing against moms. Forbes asked

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Neil Brennan. Hey, Neil Brennan, you asked AI to generate some opening

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lines for you new special. What
are your hopes, dreams and fears about

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AI and comedy. I'd like to
be able to load all my material into

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an AI and of things generated passively
for me so I can use them,

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But I don't think you'll be able
to replicate it completely. Human beings like

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human beings. I'm hoping it'll be
incredible for medicine, science, automation,

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But in terms of AI as a
comedian, you're gonna root for the person.

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I don't think you would have seen
anyhow or made for me in conjunction

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with a robot. Well, I
took that challenge. I threw some Neil

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Brennan into the AI, and here's
what it came up with. Again,

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Neil Brennan would tell it better and
write it better, but AI. Neil

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Brennan, as translated by Johnny Mack
is you know you're getting old when your

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biggest life goal is keeping up with
your cops. Meanwhile, kids, these

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days are all about crypto and TikTok
fame. I'm just trying to avoid needing

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a hip replacement before the next Marvel
movie comes out. I'm not sure that

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sounds like Neil Brennan. It sounds
like really really poor Man's Bill Burr to

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me. You know, if the
Tuesday Night Middler at the Chuckle Hut did

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that joke. It's not the worst
joke. I mean, by itself,

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it's pretty bad, but in the
middle of a set, you know it

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would work. One of those like
you know, loud guys. Here's another

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one in the same style. I
don't think it sounds like Neil Brennan.

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You know. I finally read the
self help book everybody's raving about. Turns

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out the key to happiness is being
yourself great, So I'm doing it wrong

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this all time. Next one a
little hack, but again Tuesday Middler at

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the chuckle Hut, and I say
laughter is the best medicine. Clearly those

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people have never tried xanax. Nothing
suites the dread like pharmaceutical grade mood all

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duration. And this next one also
doesn't seund like Neil Brennan, it sounds

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I'm more head burgee In or Dmitri
Martin. It's actually a pretty good joke.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

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That's actually a solid joke. I'm
adding that to my joke book.

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When Dan Boobletz Junior forces me to
open for him some night, I'm gonna

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whip that one out. I am
not a comedian, can you tell?

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All? Right? Back to Neil
Brennan, and then some more fun here.

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So Forbes said, do you think
AI can be a tool? Neil

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said, if it can take what
I've made and have an AI for material

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for me, Yeah. I think
Drake should be able to load in all

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his vocals, then if he likes
something, he can redo it. That's

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fair usage artistically, but as someone
who's written jokes for other people. I

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can get into the psychology of another
person. I've written material for Dave Chappelle.

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What it took for me able to
do that, I don't think it'd

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be easy for a computer to do. So I asked the computer to write

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some Dave Chappelle jokes and stay with
me here. I'm doing a bit.

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Don't cancel me. So it wrote
some jokes. This is ninety eight percent

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Dave Chappelle and two percent Johnny Mack, turning it into a Dave Chappelle style

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joke. Do you know where I'm
going here? Don't care? Answer me?

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Okay? The AI mostly wrote you
know, I've been thinking about this

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whole participation trophy thing. People always
complain about how kids these days get rewarded

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for showing up. Let's be real, isn't that what we all want?

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I'd love to get a trophy every
time I managed to get out of bed

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and face another day in this crazy
world. Imagine if we got participation trophies

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for all the mundane stuff we do. Congratulations, I'm paying your taxes on

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time, Greek job, or remember
to change the toilet paper roll. Congratulations

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on being trans see and now Dave. He smokes a cigarette, he mugs

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for the camera and he does that
thing like he's gonna fall over, and

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he makes the face and he laughs
at you. That's a Dave Chappelle joke.

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Speaking of Dave Spelle jokes, now, I'm trying to illustrate here.

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You know, there is a way, and hopefully I just did it to

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make a trans joke. That's not
a trans joke. It's just that's really

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a joke about Dave Chappelle. Another
joke that I recently made in the car.

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I was driving through Pennsylvania on I
eighty and it was a truck and

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the truck had its brand on the
side of the truck, and he said,

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blank America, Blank America, and
it's on a truck. And as

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I passed the truck, I just
looked at my daughter and out of nowhere

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I go. Even the trucks are
trans. Now, that's funny. I

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don't mean that in hate. It's
just funny. It's a truck. Don't

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cancel me. I'm just having fun. In the basement. The av Club

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listed the twenty five best Saturday Night
Live cast members of this century. Now

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behind the scenes here this is actually
take two of the podcast. I recorded

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half the podcast and I noticed the
mic levels were just wrong and it wasn't

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worth fixing the audio, so I
just did it again. So I kind

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of know where this is going this
time, so you're not going to get

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quite the reaction I did the first
time. But it is the twenty five

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best SNL cast members of the century. And as I sat here, I

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was like, Okay, who's going
to be on this? Tina and Amy

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Bowen should be on it. Kate
McKinnon will be pretty high. And then

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I dove in and I started reading
it. So twenty five is Bowen Yang,

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twenty four is Fallon, who you
know wasn't that good on SNL.

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Twenty three is Vanessa Bayer And at
that point I commented, on take one

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of this podcast, apparently this is
just a list of twenty five people someone

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can name that we're on sna because
ya Vanessa Bear. Okay, I guess

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this isn't exactly Belucian Acroyd, is
it? Twenty two? Parnell twenty one,

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Bobby moynihan, I mean, come
on, twenty Anna Gasteire nineteen,

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Seth Meyers. Other than sitting at
the desk was he that good. Jason

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Sidakis at eighteen eighty, Bryan at
seventeen, Molly Shannon, Tracy Morgan.

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And here's where I draw the line. I draw it between fifteen and fourteen,

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because fourteen is Cecily Strong, who
I think is criminally underrated, so

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talented. Thirteen Darryl Hammond in ninety
five to two thousand and nine, Rachel

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Dratch at twelve forty at eleven,
Macpacker Awaars number ten. I skipped a

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number ten, number ten, Fred
Armisen, Andy Samberg at nine. He's

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in the macpack he should be much
higher at Tina Fey, Keenan at seven,

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Maya Rudolph at six, Polar,
Kate McKinnon, Kristin Wig Great Pick

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at three. This next one threw
me because this guy was on from ninety

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five to two. I think of
him as a nineties act, but I

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guess he was on this century.
Will Ferrell, I mean, yeah,

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but I don't know, Like I
said, nineties guy number one, Bill

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Hater, I mean, as I
look at this list, you know I

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could give it to Keenan just for
long chevity. I'd pull Kate Way up.

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I'd actually pull Bowen Yang up.
I'd pull Samberg up, so starting

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at the top, throwing out Will
Ferrell just for reasons discussed hater, Kristin

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Wig, Kate Pohlar My, Rudolph
Keenan, Tina fe Samberg, Fred Ormissen.

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Yeah, probably Kristin Kate. I'd
put Tina out of amy. That'd

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probably be my list. Steve Carell
will start opposite Tina Fey in the upcoming

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Netflix comedy series The Four Seasons,
based on the nineteen eighty one film of

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the same name that one starred Alan
Alden Carol Burnett. In the Four Seasons,

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three married couples stake vacations together each
season, but things are thrown for

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a loop when one of the husbands
leaves his wife and begins bringing a younger

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woman with him. Oh, let's
check in at the Sydney Comedy Festival.

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Yes, I actually pulled clips in
advance. Got my act together this week?

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Huh? Well except for the whole
thing where he did half this podcast

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on the Michael were Atro shitdo it
other than that? I have my acts

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together this week. Chloe Pet's fresh
from her smash he had Edinburgh Fringe and

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soho theater sessions. She makes her
Sydney debut. She has termed audiences with

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her polite take on big issues,
and now she's cashing in on those points

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and plans and being really rude.
It's no more mister nice Chloe. Let's

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listen. I've always been very masculine. I was what you would call a

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child geezer. You probably seen children
gezers knocking her ound, Just the sort

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of kid that looks like they can
handle themselves at a wedding, right,

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Cousin Brian ain't getting tuning with the
particular fingers. They got it covered right

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the first time. The first time
I realized I was a child geezer is

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when I went to ballet class when
I was about seven and I walked in

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first mistake, did think it was
a contact spot. I walked in and

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there are all these lovely girls in
there too, to sort of politely jumping

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up for a jetie. I look
like I was going up for a corner,

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just stomping around the room like I
was ross kempon parents. Common to

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go, Sorry was her regards through
the ballet class. We're told to expect

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routines on wedding dance floors, the
footy and calling you all a bunch of

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Virgins as she reinvents herself as a
tougher and more brutal comedian. Supposedly,

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Chortle said, the show is structured
controlled, keeps the laughter rolling right to

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the end. Metro Uk said,
has the audiences and stitches for stars all

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right. Next up, let's listen
to Chris Ryan. The world and everyone

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in it has reduced Chris Ryan and
eye rolls and saying, how are we

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expected to take anything seriously when everything
is so half arsed? What if the

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only thing that sparks your joys another's
misfortune? Chris Ryan show is called good.

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Oh, let's listen. I'm listening
to a meditation out that tells me

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to do the next thing I'm going
to do in my life with quality,

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as if the most important person in
the world is watching. And look,

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that's a lot of pressure. Some
things are aided by imagining Ryan Gosling's watching,

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not everything, and at this point
I love imagining him, just going

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why do you keep bringing me to
your weird comedy show? I didn't want

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to be here? And as for
what you made me watch this afternoon,

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I can't unseae that Amazon MGM Studios
has ordered a pilot for it. Dinks

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sounds dirty, right, but no? In improvisational style multiicam comedy starring June,

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Diane Raphael, and Paul Sheer In
Dinks, Josh and Charlie played by

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June and Paul, are a couple
who, in absence of marriage or kids,

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decide to literally build a life together
by renovating their nightmare of a dream

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house. Okay, wrestling fans,
the Ultimate Champion wrestler Coldy Rhodes will make

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a cameo in The Naked Gun.
I don't know why we're rebooting The Naked

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Gun, and if you're going to
reboot it, why you're rebooting it with

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Liam Neeson as your star. He's
already seventy one. I don't know if

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you know any police officers. Many
of them choose to do their twenty twenty

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five thirty years and retire. You
don't see too many seventy one year old

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cups. I get it's a parody. I get it. I don't know.

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I like Liam Neeson, but weird
casting here. This is like when

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Steve Martin was the Ping Panther and
I wanted to throw pies at the wall.

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That was just what are you doing
an Insider till the Daily Mail,

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Cody Rhadse and maybe having a huge
feud with the Rock in the WWE ring

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right now, but it looks like
the battle lookstend to Hollywood. Is he's

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going to star in the new Naked
Gun film? Is it star or Cameo?

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I suspect it's Cameo. And that
is your comedy news for today.

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