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Caloroga Shark Media.
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Can you come fix my boiler? High? I'm Chinny mag
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with your daily coming news. If you're like Johnny Mack,
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is that a that sounds like a heater? Do I
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hear a heater on the floor there? Yeah, you do.
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I'll try and make it go away in the noise reduction.
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Sebastian Manuscalco he liked Marcello Hernanda's impression on Saturday Night Live.
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So did I. First of all, I am just impressed
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Marcelo Hernandez. I've given a lot of crap saying he
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does one thing, and he does one thing. Well, apparently
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he does two things well. He busted out an impression
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of Sebastian Maniscalco. Let's listen, You're not gonna believe.
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I'm I'm driving my car and I got the stick
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shift going and then the traffic was on another level, okay,
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and then this genius cuts me off, and I'm like, oh,
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why would you.
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Du Sebastian went on social media and wrote, nailed it.
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Sebastian shared the sketch say that three times fast? I
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did you're hearing Take three? He shared it on his
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Instagram stories and added you gotta be kidding me. Now,
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hopefully I mentioned the trailer radicalized me. I'll play the
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trailer for you again tomorrow. The trailer radicalized me that
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Sebastian needs to stop with the stupid faces. And you
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know what, I was thinking about this more. I'd like
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to hear him tell more jokes in his natural voice.
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He's always doing that affectation, which, again my personal friend
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Dan Whitney portrays a character called Larry the Cable Guy,
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and people lose their mind that Larry's doing this character.
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Sebastian's doing a character that is not how he normally speaks.
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You can hear him in interviews that is not his
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normal delivery, but apparently everybody's okay with it. A lot
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of press about Sebastian this week, not much of it
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says the word riodd. So if you were a comedian
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and you took the paycheck and you were worried about
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your career being damaged, don't worry. Enjoy the money. Sebastian
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has teamed up this month with the Prostate Cancer Foundation
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for a November to Remember. The collaboration unites comedy and
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cause to combat prostate cancer, spread awareness for early detection,
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and destigmatize the conversation surrounding men's health issues. One of
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the things they do here is no Shave November. I'm
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not sure if Sebastian is taking part in No Shave November,
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as he's doing a lot of press this week and
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we are in the middle of November. I'm going to
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guest no. David Letterman announced his next guest. His next
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guest is the great dramatic actor Adam Sandler. Now what
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do I do? This is like one of those parables, like, so,
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if it's your number one comedic influence in David Letterman
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and your least favorite comedic influence in Adam Sandler, and
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they meet up, do you watch it? I guess you do?
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You stay for the dramatic actor conversation. This will be
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on Letterman's Netflix show on December first. There is a trailer,
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little lengthy here a couple of minutes because Adam Sandler
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said some naughty words. Adam, We're clean, dude, what are
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you doing? Let's listen.
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I remember my dad, Oh my god. I did this
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one show in Boston and my dad and brother came
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to see it, and I ate it so hard in
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front of my dad, and I hated that, and the
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MC I don't know who it was, I don't remember,
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came on after and I walked off into the humiliation
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of eating it. And I was halfway out and he says, Adam, Adam,
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and I'm like, Adam.
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Is that me?
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And I turned around. The MC goes and I was seventeen.
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He says, we're the class clown in school and I
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go yeah, and he goes stick with that, and the
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place goes oh, and I was like, not hurt in
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front of pop.
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There's no more period of vulnerability, yes, than those few
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moments either you've killed or you've not killed, but you
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are just raw.
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Yeah. Yeah, man, it's a toughee. You don't even know.
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Like I do this, David. I'll drive in my car
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and I'll be feeling good, listening to a good song
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as I'm driving. Maybe it's six o'clock, the show's at
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eight o'clock that night. I go, try to keep this
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feeling well, you're feeling right, can you do that? And
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then literally seven o'clock comes on. I'm like you, I
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just I can't keep it up.
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Listeners to this program know that the President of the
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United States and I don't agree on all the issues,
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but one issue in which were united is make NBC
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twelve thirty great again. I backed the president here. He's
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trying to get Seth Myers replaced. The president was on
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truth Social and wrote NBC Seth Myers is suffering from
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an incurable case of Trump Derangement syndrome TDS. He was
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viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage, likely due to
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the fact that his show quote unquote is a ratings
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disaster in all caps. Aside from everything else, Myers has
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no talent and NBC should fire him immediately. That would
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open the door to making NBC twelve thirty grade again.
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Maybe Josh Johnson would enjoy a late night show. Not
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the worst idea now, is Seth Myers a ratings disaster? Well,
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I'll let the lawyers argue about what disaster means or not.
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The Cambridge Dictionary he calls a disaster an event that
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results in great harm, damage, death, or serious difficulty. Now
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I don't think Seth Myers is causing any of those.
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Latenighter dot Com said in Q three in the Live
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plus seven ratings, all viewers to and up Late Night
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with Seth Myers average nine hundred and twenty three thousand viewers. Now,
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I'm just gonna point out, if we compare that number
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to the amount of people who listen to this podcast,
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I'm a lot closer to Seth Myers than Seth Myers
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is to Joe Rogan, just saying make NBC twelve thirty
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grade again. Kevin James is up to something. Have you
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caught onto this? He's been posting videos on TikTok as
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an art teacher named Matt Taylor. Now, the first one
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I saw, I was like, maybe it's just a guy
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that looks like Kevin James. But Kevin has gone to
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the well many many times now, and people are like, Okay,
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what's this about. Art teacher Matt Taylor has been posting
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uplifting painting instructional videos. At the time of this recording,
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there has been at least fifteen of the videos. Matt
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Taylor teaches fourth grade art. Some think this is a
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promotional effort for Kevin james upcoming romantic comedy solo Meo
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coming to theaters February sixth. I don't know, if you
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know anything about the movie industry. February is not when
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you put out your Oscar winners let's just put it
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that way. Entertainment Weekly looked at the clues you see
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in the film. Kevin James character is named Matt. All right,
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that's a good clue. Another clue. The filmmakers behind Solomeo
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follow the Matt Taylor account on Instagram. Hmmm. Two of
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the actors in the Solomeo cast also follow the Matt
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Taylor account. The pressure Lease tells us of the film,
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Matt a man whose dreams of a picturesque Italian wedding
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are shattered when his fiance leaves him at the Altar.
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Madam barks on his plan honeymoon across Italy alone, immersing
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himself in the country's vibrant culture, food, and beauty. Hew
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points out nothing about that suggests the protagonist is a
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fourth grade art teacher. However, there are some clues in
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the videos This is Fun. In video number nine, Matt
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Taylor answers several questions, including one that asks why he's
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always including couples in his landscape paintings. Matt Taylor's sad.
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When you're painting, you're painting an idea, I guess, and
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for me to see a couple is completion, and in
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my life right now, we're working there. In video number eleven,
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Matt talks about how the natural world serves as an
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inspiration for his art. Matt Taylor says, this is created
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by the uncreated. God creates it for us out there.
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This is the stuff we try to recreate. In video
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number fifteen, Matt speaks to the camera in his classroom.
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He's suddenly interrupted by a woman walking by, causing to
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lose his train of thought for a moment. He seems
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pretty distracted by the woman's presence. People are wondering what's
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going on with Stephen Colbert on the cover of GQ?
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Is Stephen Colbert smoking a joint on the cover? And
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if so, what kind? Colbert said, you can't prove that
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was a joint. Get a warrant. Will Stephen Colbert be
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hosting a podcast in his basement anytime soon? He was
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quite clear. He said, I'm not going to do a podcast.
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You cannot make me do a podcast. There's nothing in
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the constitution that says when you lose your TV show
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you have to get a podcast. I don't have a
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sub stack. I don't have a podcast. He says that
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Now wait until serious ExM calls with the money. Write
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this down. Stephen Colbert will host a podcast. Write that down?
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Write it down? Did you write it down? Get it Ben?
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I'll wait. Write down. Stephen Colbert will host a podcast. Okay, good,
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we wrote that down. And this next story I thought
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I would tie to the ongoing Late Nights Wars, just
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to point out what could happen in a different situation.
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This from Iran International, not a source I normally use
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on this podcast, and not one that I'm familiar with,
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but I did see a few international sources talk about this.
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One Apparently an Iranian female comedian got a six month
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prison term and mandatory homework. Now, my apologies if I
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don't have this all correct as I understand it. As
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comedian Zainab Mossavi had joked about the author of the
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National epic Book of Kings in a comedy segment. Massavi
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is known for her online satirical persona Empress Kusku, which
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is a parody character of an elderly villager who's tightly
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worn hijab exposes only her nose. Mussavi was convicted over
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the controversial segments posted on her social media in August.
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The sketch recited verses from the Book of Kings with
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a reverend commentary. Iran International reports that, according to a
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copy of the ruling published by her husband on social media,
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Mussavi must prepare a compulsory thesis under the supervision of
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the for Dowsy Foundation and an instructor approved by the Institution.
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The thesis must address topics such as for Dowsy's place
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in Iran's national identity and culture, and the importance of
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the Book of Kings in Persian literature. The court also
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ordered her to conduct at least one hundred and twenty
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hours of storytelling sessions for children and teenagers and underprivileged areas.
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Friend of the show Jason Zenneman, He's Zennoman Jay. On Threads,
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he posted I saw Chris Fleming kill in a Brooklyn
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basement on Thursday and at Carnegie Hall on Saturday. He's
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the rare comedian where I can't say for sure which
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I preferred. Is he a small or big room act?
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Kind of both? I had mentioned love Chris Fleming. Was
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kind of shocked that Chris Fleming was playing Cornegie Hall.
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Sounds like it was a good show. I finished the
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Eddie Murphy documentary. I really liked it at first, and
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as it went on, I just felt like it wasn't
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deep enough. I felt like it went too fast and
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it's like two hours long. But there's a lots of
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Eddie's career and they definitely skipped some things. I'm not
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here to bury Eddie Murphy, but you know, going Wikipedia,
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I think for me, I'm primarily interested in the first
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part of Eddie's career and less so about the Doctor
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Doolittle period. If somebody wants to make a documentary about
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Eddie Murphy that ends in I don't know, nineteen eighty nine,
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I'll watch. On Gossip Corner, Pete Davidson celebrated his thirty
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second birthday. His girlfriend Elise Hewitt posted on social media,
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calling Pete Davidson her personal toe cracker who gets unnaturally
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excited about VHS, slash old TVs and loves to throw
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on my hair and is my best friend in the
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whole wide world. We heart you, Pete. I'm trying to
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ignore this one, but it won't go away. Jeff Dye
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was on the Joe Rogan Experience. People are all upset
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about this. Jeff apparently did not make friends on social
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media after launching a fundraising campaign on GoFundMe to sponsor
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his move to Texas from California. Jeff d had been
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on the Joe Rogan Experience and talked about being scared
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of California Governor Gavin Newsom's policies. Die then created a
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go fundme page to receive donations for his move. One
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person on social media said, can't be a very good
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comedian if you need a GoFundMe for like, what, two
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thousand dollars, I'll give you the whole two thousand dollars
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if you get on camera and admit you're a little
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baby who believes in nothing. The GoFundMe initially listed twenty
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six thousand dollars as its target amount. Jeff Dye had
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said LA has become such a liberal cesspool that is
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no longer worth being part of. I don't want to
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continue to give my tax dollars to a state of
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lost open Jordan Peterson once said, if people aren't listening,
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stop talking to them. I want to talk to my people.
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Jeff d explained regarding my GoFundMe post, I thought it'd
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be funny and rich guys would make big donations and
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would all be like ha, Gavin new some sucks. Welcome
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to Texas. I was wrong. Instead a bunch of loonies
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online when APE had lost their minds. Since it seemed
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overwhelmingly negative, I took the l and removed the GoFundMe
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refunded everyone For the record, this made me more conservative
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after seeing the groups it triggered. And that is your
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comedy news for today. I'll see you tomorrow.