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Callaroga Shark Media. I'm Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News.
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So I really am trying not to turn this into
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a political podcast at all. The reality is all the
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news continues to be political. I actually deep dove today
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to try and find some other things. Didn't find much,
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but I did find this one from the National Enquirer,
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remember them. They spoke with an insider from the Seinfeld camp.
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The insider says Jerry turned his annoyances into a gold
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mine with his comedy performances and TV show, but the
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complaining used to be a secret weapon, and now it
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just gets on people's nerves. This is one of the
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most successful people in the history of show business financially
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and artistically, but he's almost allergic to counting his blessings.
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It's not a good look for a man at retirement
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age with more money than he could spend in ten lifetimes.
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I mentioned in the Facebook group recently Daily Comedy News
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podcast group. I teach a college class. None of my
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students had any idea who Hary Seinfeld is and weren't
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familiar with the sitcom Seinfeld. Then I teached you college
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is that? At the other class, I told them about
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the first class and the second class was like, that's insane.
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They all knew Jerry was, so who knows. The insider
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says he's very upset about the Israel situation and his
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twenty twenty four Netflix movie Unfrosted was a struggle to
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get made and then terribly received. I thought it was
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pretty good. The thing that could snap Jerry out of
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his rut would be a fun new project or challenge
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that he could really sink his teeth into, like the
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way his old friend Larry David is launching a new
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TV show with Baraka Michelle Obama's production company. The problem is,
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Jerry's not really on the hunt for anything like that
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right now. As far as he's concerned, He's done at all,
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and people still don't appreciate him enough. Interesting. Theovaughn went
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to see the Vanderbilt Commodorees take on the LSU Tigers.
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While he was there, he ran into the folks from
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OutKick the Show and they asked him about baseball. Theovaughn
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had this to say, Shia Tani, like, will we ever
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see another? We're not going to get as many shows
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anymore because of the tariffs to take down the tariffs
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and get us more slight edits there for language, all right,
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I tried as long as I could. Joe Rogan on
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his podcast said that he disagrees with President Trump's approach
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to talking about his adversaries. Rogan commented when at Charlie
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Kirk's memorial, the President said I hate my opponent and
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I don't want the best for them, Rogan said, I
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don't agree with any of that. He's a nuts. Meanwhile,
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Gavin Newsom is trying really really hard to get Joe
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Rogan to book him. He keeps poking at Rogan on
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social media. Rogan said if he interviewed Newsom, he would
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cook himself. In response to that, Gavin Newsoen tweeted a
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chicken emoji alongside the words buck buck at Joe Rogan.
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Last week, Newsom's press office went on social media in
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the President Trump all caps style and wrote, Joe Rogan
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is a snack sized podcaster who can't stop talking about me.
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Obsessed crush, no thank you, but he's too scared to
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have me on. Brian Callen was at Camp Pendleton on Saturday.
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It was the celebration of the US Marine Corps. There
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is a two hundred and fiftieth anniversary. Brian Callen warmed
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up for Vice President J. D. Vance. Callen praised President
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Trump for bringing peace to the Mideast for the first
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time since Moses had a parting of the ways with Pharaoh. Unfortunately,
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there was some news on Sunday that the peace might
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not be lasting. Johnny Mack is pro peace. Kat Williams
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got an honorary doctorate from Miles College. President Bobby Knight said,
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it's not every day that people get an honorary doctorate.
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It's because of you and what you've done, and we
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just want to show you how much we appreciate you
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and recognize you for all the work you've done. Kat
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accepted his doctorate in Human Letters and said, in a
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very short period of time, no one could deserve this
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more than me. It was going to take a mighty
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fine institution to recognize that I serve a god that
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insists that my cup runneth over and those smiles that
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I sell for a living, those have Miles right in
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the middle of it. So you get it. It was
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Miles College. Yeah, I had to go back and check.
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I had forgotten already too. Kat Williams is building a
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studio in the local area. He recently told GQ, it's
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not just fair to put all that pressure on Tyler Perry.
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He can only do so much. Did you watch Saturday
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Night Live? People on the internet were not happy about it.
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The episode generated several topics. Let's start with this one,
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since everything is political now. During the news, Colin Jost
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told a joke. The setup involved the US sending more
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than forty billion dollars to Argentina to help bail out
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their economy. Joe said, if history's any guide, a lot
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of Trump officials will end up fleeing to Argentina. People
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in the audience didn't seem to get the joke. In
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case you are not familiar, many Nazi war criminals fled
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to Argentina after World War Two. The joke got barely
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any laughter. Joe said, hey, one clap. People on social
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media were not amused. One person tweeted Colin Jose needs
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to be fired effective immediately for his sickening comments last night.
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Another said Colin Jost is a sellout hack and doesn't
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deserve to be married to Scarlet Johanson. Wow, we're not
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only canceling him, We're going to get him divorced. Bowen
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Yang was not on the live show, although he appeared
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I believe in some recorded things. He was in Los
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Angeles to receive the Vantage Award. The show opened with
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a Domingo sketch. A lot of people were surprised they
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didn't do something political. Others were surprised at how unfunny
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the sketch was. Johnny Mack will continue to say, Marcelo
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Hernandez does one thing well, and he does one thing repeatedly.
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Then during the news Marcello showed up again and did
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a totally different character, the movie guy who's not like
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Domingo at all. It's a totally different character, just awful.
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One person on Threads, who user named three x one
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minus one wrote, convinced that Lauren is in the Epstein Files,
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and Marcelo knows, and Lorn knows he knows. It's the
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only thing that explains the weekly recurring Domingo nightmare. Sierra
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Cascadia wrote, if SNL were an NFL team right now,
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it'd be the Jets shows off for a couple weeks.
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Miles Taylor will host on November one. Musical guest Brandy
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Carlysle November eighth, Nicky Glazer is the host. Her agent's
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getting it done. She will have a Hulu special in
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twenty twenty six because she supports fascism. Did she not
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break up with them after the Jimmy Kimmel thing. You're
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not supposed to do business with Hulu or Disney? Remember
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musical guest Somber November fifteenth, Clint Powell is your host.
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Olivia Dean musical guest. I also saw some comments about
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James Austin Johnson's Trump continuing to not hit the mark.
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I've been commenting that since last year it is drifting.
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People are pointing out that James is still doing the
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twenty sixteen Trump and not the current slightly older Trump
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that you might want to do. But what do I know.
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I don't do impressions. I do half assed impressions, and
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as a listener, you know how good those are. Jamarcos
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Arazi talked to Current Affairs dot org about crowd work
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and said, you never know a lot of times it
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goes sideways. The person's trying to be funny and it
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messes up, or they lie or someone interrupts, So you're
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only seeing the times that it works. Sometimes people write
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he never misses and I'm like, well, well, I don't
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caption the misses. I don't send those to my editor
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and say let's get these up on YouTube asap. It's
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always a risk, there was some days I'm feeling riskier
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than others. In other days I'm like, whether the audience
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is too far away or it's too dark ago, it's
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not going to work. And the other times the story
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just falls in your lap. And even though I've never served,
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I equated to what that must feel like. You're on
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a flow, you're on a balance beam, and you're like,
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I can't believe I'm still up here. I'm still walking,
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and you decide when do I need to jump off.
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Every once in a while, when you're up there, you're like,
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oh my god, I've been up here for twelve minutes.
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It's cool, it's exciting. It makes me feel alive. Some
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people are curious about South Park, so all of a
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sudden last week South Park was like, yeah, season twenty
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seven's over. This is season twenty eight, and people are
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like huh. Some wondered is this some way to fulfill
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some sort of contractual obligation? That was my guess. Others
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thought maybe the talent of season twenty seven was going
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to do more with the Charlie Kirk stuff that appeared
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earlier in the season, and then they were like, eh,
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we shouldn't do that. But a representative for the show
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said season twenty seven was never meant to be ten episodes.
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The showrunners planned all along for seasons twenty seven and
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twenty eight to be five episodes each. Comedy Central told
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The Hollywood Reporter. No announcement was made regarding how many
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episodes would be in season twenty seven. Anyway, season twenty
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seven is five episodes long. Then they took a three
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week break, and now the season twenty eight premiere. Meanwhile,
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some people are upset with the Simpsons. They've sort of
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reset the timeline again, and now Homer and Marge are millennials.
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The season thirty two episode Do Pizza Bot stream of
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Electric Guitars featured a flashback of Homer as a nineteen
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nineties routine. The season thirty seven premiere had Lisa cashing
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in on nineties nostalgia by wearing the old clothes of Marche,
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who was a nineties kid. Show Runner Matt Sillman told
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Entertainment Weekly, the options are we don't do flashback shows ever,
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and we don't mention the past ever, which creatively handcuffs us.
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Or we're playful and silly, which is the DNA of
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the show, and we have fun with whatever generation the
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show's airing in. If the show only took place in
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the present with a kind of vague nineteen seventies high
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school homer and backstory, it seems increasingly impossible. That would
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be much worse for telling good stories. Simpson's scholar The
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Real Gyms, pointed out that the show had already been
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subtly changing the characters' birth years throughout the classic era.
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Then in the middle run and there's a million seasons here,
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so I don't know, throw a dart and say, like
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season seventeen or so, the show avoided flashback episodes. Then
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in two thousand and eight an episode called That Nineties Show,
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which had a whole new backstory for Homewer and Marge.
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Selman argues, part of telling stories is people are remembering
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things from their youth, their childhood. Everyone's childhood is directly
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responsible for how they behave as an adult. You can't
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ignore childhood if you're going to be a storyteller. So
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We're not ignoring childhood. It would have been interesting as
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an experiment to just lock into the seventies and have
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them be like, well, Lisa, when I was a kid
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the seventies and just have it all be about the seventies,
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even though we live in the post apocalyptic future now.
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Someone says, I would also like to point out that
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no way we're saying that the beloved other flashbacks didn't happen.
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We're not saying that it's just a silly little show.
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Everything happened with the same level of historical veracity. I'm
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not worried about messi with the timeline. I feel like
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story and characters should come first, and the cinematic universe
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rules of a show that has none should come in
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a distant second. Sound like it'd be a good show
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Inner for modern Star Trek. Gossip Connor Whispers in the Street.
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Gossip conn probably about Pete Gossip conn Away, the rumors
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meeting with Johnny Mackett's always a tree. I'll be singing
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that all day and today. Gossip Corner is about Pete Davidson,
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who recently performed at the Odd Comedy Festival, and Pete
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Davidson's father was killed on nine to eleven. Pete surprise
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is pregnant girlfriend Elsie Hewitt with a private jet date
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to go see Paul McCartney in concert. On Friday. Elsie
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posts that on Instagram, Pete is taking me on a
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surprise date. Pete Davidson sat across from her on the
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private plane. So if you're like, hey, why would you
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play the Reo Odd Comedy Festival, because then you have
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money to take a private plane to go see Paul McCartney.
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They took the plane to Minnesota to attend Paul McCartney's
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show at us Bank Stadium. Now it'd be fair to
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Pete Davidson. McCartney does not have any current tour daate
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scheduled anywhere near Staten Island. I know this because I
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would go see Paul McCartney and I just checked on
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the website. He would said that was like a really
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special little bucket list moment for me. Paul is pretty
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much the one person I've always wanted to meet. Do
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I have the sweetest, most thoughtful boyfriend or what? Meanwhile,
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Kim Kardashian was on a podcast and talked about her
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romance with Pete Davidson. She recalled how her ex husband
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Kanye West taunted Pete during a music video in twenty
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twenty two. Kim said, that made me feel really sad.
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That really wasn't fair for him. The NBA is back tonight. Now.
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I had noticed this and I can't forgetting to mention it,
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and I finally remember to put it in the notes.
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NBC is going to air basketball games at eleven PM. Now,
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why that's interesting is because, well, you can't play basketball
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in thirty five minutes, which means the Tonight show either
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gets preempted or delayed. And I checked the schedule this week.
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The Tonight Show is scheduled for one am, so they're
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going to produce new episodes, which guests on the West
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coast will still air at eleven thirty, but on the
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East Coast, the Tonight Show is going to be airing