March 27, 2024

Is Katt Williams a prophet? Stephen Colbert feels bad over jokes? Dusty Slay's approach to building a set

Is Katt Williams a prophet? Stephen Colbert feels bad over jokes? Dusty Slay's approach to building a set

Is Katt Williams a Prophet? Unpacking the P. Diddy Raid

Dave Atell's Netflix Special

CBS's Golden Globes Deal and Jo Koy's Controversial Joke

Casting News for SNL 1975 and SNL's Future Leadership

Exploring the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor...

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Is Katt Williams a Prophet? Unpacking the P. Diddy Raid

Dave Atell's Netflix Special

CBS's Golden Globes Deal and Jo Koy's Controversial Joke

Casting News for SNL 1975 and SNL's Future Leadership

Exploring the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor

Dusty Slay's Creative Process and Comedy Insights

Stephen Colbert's Reflection on Kate Middleton Jokes

Melbourne Comedy Festival Highlights

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog's Special Mention


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Callaroga Shark Media. Is kN Williams
one of the great profits of our time.

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We'll get to that in a second. Hi, I'm Johnny Mack with

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your daily comedy news. And what
I love about this pot is there's always

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something new. And I was putting
together today's show and I'm like, all

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right, it's okay, and then
I typed kat Williams into Google and I

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was like, Oh, there's the
lead. I'll get to that in a

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second. There's some late night jokes
that I really like. On Monday,

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a New York appeals court reduced Donald
Trump's bond in his fraud case from four

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hundred and fifty four million to one
seventy five million. Jimmy Fowon said,

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so, the first time someone has
ever heard good news you only ow one

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hundred and seventy five million dollars.
Having ten days to come up with one

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hundred and seventy five million doesn't sound
like good news. It sounds like the

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plot to a Jason Stathan movie.
Fantastic Seth Myers went with after his lawyers

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argued last week that Trump didn't have
the money for the bond. Trump posted

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in all caps on truth Social I
currently have almost five hundred million dollars in

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cash. Sayt says, dude,
they're trying to help you. That's like

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if oj tweeted the glove fits great. Trump's trial is now April fifteenth.

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Jimmy Fallon pointed out the judge picked
April fifteenth because it's tax Day and he

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knew Trump wouldn't be busy. Colbert
had a terrible joke. I'm sure he

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told it better than I did.
But the writing on this one, I

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think is awful. The joke,
He's not a real rich guy. He

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just plays one on TV. Donald
Trump has a billion dollars the same way

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Patrick Stewart has a spaceship. Okay, Star Trek the Next Generation ended in

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nineteen ninety four. Like, what
is that joke? Okay, he is

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Kat Williams of Prophet. Let me
set up the story here in case you

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missed this, Federal and local authorities
rated P Diddy's home in LA and in

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Miami on Monday, according to Newsweek, to complete a search for sexual trafficking

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investigation. Newsweek adds the latest run
in with the law for Combs comes after

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months of lawsuits accusing him of alleged
sexual assault, sexual trafficking abuse and procuring

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illicit drugs. All right, remember
Kat Williams was on Club Shaysha with Shannon

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Shirt. Kind of a big deal. He threw everybody under the bus.

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Well, listen to this. All
of these big deviance is all catching hell

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in twenty twenty four. It don't
matter if you Diddy or whoever you is.

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All lies will be exposed, that's
all. And anyone who takes that

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the wrong way know why they take
it the wrong way. Kat says,

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I gotta protect my integrity because if
p Didd he be wanting to party,

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you gotta tell him no. Fascinating. David Tail tweeted check out Hot Cross

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Buns. That's his new special.
Here's a taste streaming on Netflix. Now.

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I was hit by a bicycle.
Yeah no, no, it was

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my fault. It was my fault. I was standing on the sidewalk.

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I mean, you know, you
stand on the sidewalk, you get hit

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by a bike. I mean what. That's the world we live in now.

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And the guy who hit me was
a food delivery guy. Yeah,

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a third responder. That's right.
These guys are heroes delivering heroes the heroes.

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Great joke. CBS says, announced
that they will air the Golden Globes

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for five more years. I guess
they really liked it. The suit says,

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CBS's collaboration with the Globes for this
year's broadcast was a big win for

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both of us and established strong momentum
for award shows in twenty twenty four.

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You may recall Joe Cooy was the
host this year. Now, I don't

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know if he'll be back or not. I hope so. But during the

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telecast of the Golden Globes, Joe
Coy told this horrible, vicious joke about

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Taylor Swift. I mean, this
is the meanest thing anyone has ever said

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about anybody here. Let's listen the
big difference between the Golden Globes and the

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NFL. On the Golden Globes,
we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift,

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I swear, Oh, I mean
brutal. You can't blame Taylor Swift

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for apparently murdering Joe Cooy's career by
making a stoneface and not laughing at that

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terror, vicious, mean joke.
So who knows if Joe Coyle will be

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back. I mean, would you
risk having Joekoy back if he's gonna tell

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mean jokes like that. I wouldn't, actually I would. I like controversy.

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They've added more cast to that film, SNL nineteen seventy five, that's

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apparently a working title based on the
real life behind the scenes accounts of the

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opening night of Saturday Night Live.
JK. Simmons has been added to the

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cast, and I was like,
Ah, I wonder who JK. Simmons

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would play, you know, JK
Simmons, the fantastic actor, Like,

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who would he play, you know, some sort of NBC suit or somebody.

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No, Milton Burl, Yeah,
yeah. Seth Myers was on Mike

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Birbigley's podcast. He doesn't think that
Lauren Michaels is going to step away from

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SNL or Biggs s Myers point blank
if he'd be taking over for Michaels and

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said, or is it tinfa And
then you say said, I think it's

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a false narrative that Lauren is going
anywhere. I think it made sense for

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Lauren, who's yeah, got a
flair for the dramatic, to say I

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think I'll be done at fifty.
But now it's not like Lauren's got something

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else. He wants to do more
than this for Biggs joked, so you

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think it's Keenan, The thing is
Lorne Michaels will be eighty years old on

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November seventeenth of this year. I
don't know, A nice round number of

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fifty and a nice round birthday of
eighty might be a good time to hang

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it up Laurene. Again, nothing
against Lauren. I just I want you

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to go enjoy retirement, Go sit
on the yacht. That's a long week

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at eighty years old. Friend of
the pod Scott Beckett shared this in the

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Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group, and it's from the Wall Street Journal.

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It's about how the Mark Twain Prize
for American Humor gets put together.

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Kevin Hart this year's winner. The
article is by Cappy McGarr, co creator

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of the Mark Twain Prize for American
Humor and a special advisor to the chairman

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of the Kennedy Center. That's nice
gigs, He writes, as stand up

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comedy emerges as a genre, the
Marx Brothers, Frank Fay and others stumbled

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upon it by riffing between acts.
It retained the scrappy, underground status associated

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with vaudeville, but a lack of
mainstream recognition proved a boon for experimentation and

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for performers who might have otherwise been
excluded, particularly Blacks and Jews. It's

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giving ahead no wonder. A majority
of Mark Twain Prize recipients have been black

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or Jewish, and ever the overachiever
Whoopi Goldberg, is both. Mark Twain

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once wrote against the assault of laughter, nothing can Stand. Dusty Slay spoke

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to CBS fifty eight Milwaukee about his
creative process. As Dusty said, I

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like to write out my set list, so I have a general idea of

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the order I want to go.
The act of writing helps himent the order

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in my head. I like to
build an act. The hour I'm doing

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right now completely different than my Netflix
special. This new hour probably took me

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six months backstage, he says,
I do like to take a second and

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kind of gather my thoughts. I
don't want a lot of people back here.

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I want it to be really normal. And chill Abe has the hardest

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job in the show because he's hosting
Naomi, who's the feature. Is in

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there to pump it up. So
when I walk in it's a hot crowd.

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If I can go out and tell
one joke. Everybody laughs. Everyone

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is comfortable. Audience members are not
comfortable because they're worried the comic's not going

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to do well. If you can
go out and give them something hot right

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away, they can all relax.
If I'm up there and things aren't going

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well, well, maybe I'll try
to move some of it up earlier to

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see if that'll work better. CBS
fifty eight was curious about his writer.

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The Milwaukee improv said, Dusty's easy. Dusty's writer is Green Tea. Dusty

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says, I just get things from
my room and eat those. Sometimes I

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go to the club and if they
have good snacks there, I'll eat those

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too. The person representing the club
said, we've had comedians ask for Air

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want the free version. I'm not
trying to make money off that. Stephen

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Colbert felt bad about his Kate Middleton
jokes. Now I'm going to play a

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two minute statement from Colbert. Now, it's not an apology. You don't

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hear the word i'm sorry or anything
like that. It's more of an explanation.

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And I don't know why Colbert is
so feeling so guilty about it.

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I've made my share of Kate Middleton
jokes. I'm the writer on the Palace

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Intrigue podcast where we talk about the
royal family every day. She had disappeared.

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People were using phrases like Brazilian butt
lift. Brazilian butt lift is funny,

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and it's my kind of humor.
It has really nothing to do with

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Kate Middleton. It's a Brazilian butt
lift joke. Hey, did you hear

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Biden got a Brazilian butt lift?
That's equally as funny. Do you hear

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Mike in Cleveland's getting a Brazilian butt
lift in May? And that's why I'm

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going out there. It's just as
funny. So I think Colbert overreacted here.

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But let's listen. I don't know
if you've noticed, but we we

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do a lot of shows, and
I tell a lot of jokes, and

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I tell jokes about a lot of
different things, mostly what everybody's talking about.

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And for the last six weeks to
two months, everybody has been talking

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about the mystery of Kate Middleton's disappearance
from public life. And two weeks ago

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we did some jokes about that mystery, and all the attendant truffra in the

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reporting about that, and when I
made those jokes, that upset some people,

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and even before her diagnosis was revealed, And I can understand that.

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I mean a lot of my jokes
have set people in the past, and

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I'm sure some of my jokes will
upset people in the future. But there's

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a standard that I try to hold
myself to, and that is I do

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not make light of somebody else's tragedy. Now I don't know whether her prognosis

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is a tragic one. She's the
future of Queen of England, and I

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assume she's gonna get the best possible
medical care. But regardless of what it

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is, I know, and I'm
sure many of you, far too many

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of us, know that any cancer
diagnosis of any kind is harrowing for the

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patient and for their family. And
though I'm sure they don't need it from

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me, I and everyone here at
the Late Show would like to extend are

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well wishes and heartfelt hope that her
recovery is swift and thorough. Now,

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please say hello to Lewis Cato in
the Late Show. Band. Well,

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let's see what's going on in Milbourne, all right, because I record it's

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the twenty sixth, is you listen, it's the twenty seventh, which means

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in Milbourn it's the twenty eighth.
This is so confusing. Equally as confusing

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is which of these bookmarks, is
it? I have one, two,

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three, twenty three tabs open on
my MacBook right now, and apparently it's

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none of those twenty three. All
right, let me google Milbourne Comedy Festival.

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Now. While I was doing all
that, I forgot what day it

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is. Twenty six, twenty eighth. This is also the slowest loading website.

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But it's got to load all the
way from Australia, so you can

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understand why it takes a minute.
That's not how the internet works, John,

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Oh, yeah, I mentioned this
yesterday. The Aussies do their calendars

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Monday to Sunday, so like I'm
trying to click where Thursdays should be and

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the Thursday's not where Thursdays should be. Why do you have an alternate calendar

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down there? What's going on?
Like? I get week end? I

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get it, I got it,
Britz, you don't have to write me,

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but I don't know. Let's see
who's playing bron Lewis on Sunday's episode.

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You're gonna hear a lot about bron
Lewis. I've seen buzz on her.

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She's playing at six twenty pm all
times Melbourne. All right, here's

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one with a clip Takashi Wakasugi.
His show's called Japanese Azzie. Let's listen.

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I'm from Japan, thank you,
And I have a question Australia.

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I went to supermarket to get egg, right, and there was no free

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round egg. It's sold out.
The only kJ eggs was there. Right.

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The question is can I buy that
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you listening? It's so confusing.
I tried to get but that makes me

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worry. Maybe someone see me,
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Asian guys to buying kJ egg get
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community here, right. I remember
him from last year. He's funny.

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The clip is still funny, but
I remember that from last year. Reyes

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Matthewson's show was called First radioh Yeah, that shows at six twenty five pm.

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I might have to go to Melbourne. I like these six pm starts.

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That means I'm home by like eight
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sounds awesome. Now. The website
lied to me when they said there was

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a clip. It says clip,
and I clicked it. There's no clip.

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I'll read it to you. You
know, when you're eating fast food,

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when you're driving you think no one
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car is windows the whole way around. This show will be like that,

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public and intimate stuff, says Reyese. Matthewson is one of New Zealand's best

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comedians. But there's no clip.
Let's fine one more with a clip.

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Akmel, I'll played him yesterday,
he's back. What times that show six

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point thirty? I mean think about
that could be home sleep. You young

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people can go to these ten thirty
PM shows, not me. Helen Bauer's

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show is called Grand Supreme Daring Princess
seven o'clock start, says play clip.

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Oh, there is a clip,
let's listen. I know it's a comedy

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show. I don't want to get
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you're drunk, the calories don't count. It's like eating on a train.

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It's not technically a meal. It's
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two thing I do. It's so
adorable. When I'm drunk and emotional,

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I can now eat two kebabs in
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average human tweet half a kebab.
What where do you put it? It's

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just a metabolism thing. Look look
at my wrist. That was fun enough.

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I had to cut it a little
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You know, I try and keep
this thing clean. She was using words.

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That F word, a word for
the thing that you keep in a

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bra. You know, I can't
play these things trying to keep it clean.

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Here and that is your comedy news
for today. If you enjoy the

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program, tell a friend about it
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Oh my god, I was so
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retweeted me. Yeah? Boy?
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tell everyone because we all got this
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Still laughing about it? Natural comedy
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that already. See you by