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Hey there, I'm Johenni Mack with your daily comedy news
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and daily briefing on stand up comedy, comedians and the
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comedy industry. I said, it's the algorithm loves and I
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can't remember enough to write down in the notes every day.
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Cracked asked, are we learning a little too much about
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Nicki Glazer? This reminds me I wanted to bring up.
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When I was driving back from the Osco concert last
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week with my daughter, we started talking about Nicky's revelations,
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and I've been pulling my punches a little because, like
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I'm a dude, and maybe I just don't get it.
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I'm an old man. But my daughter, who's you know,
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a cool gen zer, she was not into what Nicky
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was selling at all. She's like, yeah, we don't need
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to know any of that, And my daughter and I
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are aligned. I hope Nicky's okay. It seems like Nicki
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really really has self esteem issues. Cracked rights, what goes
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on inside Nicki Glazer's bedroom is not the concern of
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anybody besides her, her boyfriend and their potential side piece.
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Anybody who's been around stand up comedians in the rough
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Hours knows that, like any artistic community, comics tend to
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be a kinky bunch. Some personal preferences are fittingly laughable,
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some are uncomfortably extreme, but hey, so as long as
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everyone's consenting, it's not our place to judge an artists
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for their proclivities correct rights. At the same time, and
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arguably the most iconic roast comic of her generation goes
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on call her Daddy and discusses her curiosity about the
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increasingly popular ethical non monogamy lifestyle. She opens herself up
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to all sorts of slams and burns from an online
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comedy community that's eager to test out their own roasting skills.
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Let me jump in there about the roasts. I was
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thinking about this too, NICKI not doing the roast of
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Kevin Hart. I don't think that's a scheduling thing. I
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think that's the agent trying to steer her away from
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being a roast comic and being the type of person
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who hosts awards shows. Obviously, she's hosting the Golden Globes.
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Somewhere in my travels, maybe it was the Town podcast
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put in my head that maybe Conan doesn't want to
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host the Oscars again. And maybe they'd consider Nicki Glazer.
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So I think this is the agent steering. I don't
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know anything, that's just you know, I've been doing this
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for a while and know how to read the tea leaves,
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and that'd be my guess. Now, Yeah, I'm looking at this.
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I was wondering if she's on tour. She's on tour.
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You know where she is the week of the Kevin
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Hart Roast. She's in Los Angeles at the Netflix, is
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at Joe Comedy Festival, so she's in town. I'm sure
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she could do a minute. I'm sure Jeff Ross and
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the gang would write her a couple of lines. So
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I think they're steering her away from this. Nicki does
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have time to do The Night of Too Many Stars
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May seventh, in LA at the Hollywood Bowl. Crack points
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out Glazer never actually said that either she or her
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boyfriend have actually acted on their non monogamous impulses, and
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she only spoke about the exploration of their boundaries and
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hypothetical situations. For all we know, the thought alone is
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enough to get the blood pumping for these lovebirds, and
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it'll never go further than that. Again, you do you
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I just don't think the press on that one went
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the way Nicky thought it was going to go. The
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folks at the Minneapolis Star Tribune went to see John mulaney.
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Minor spoilers for John's a current tour. Mister, whatever the
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Star Trip tells U, John mulaney isn't afraid to take chances.
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In the opener, John m'laney turned stand up tropes on
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their heads for nearly two hours a marathon in the
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stand up world, only pausing a couple of times to
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sip water. Spoilers how he turned a bit on fatherhood
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into an excuse to reflect on devil possession and rip
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RFK Junior was a magic trick equal to anything you'd
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see it a David Copperfield show. Lots of comics have
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ripped on the Wizard of Oz, but how many have
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targeted the black and white portions in which Ray Bolger
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is less than convincing? Is a farm hand? That's good?
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A bit about in laws turn into a rant about
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how marrying Asian American actress Olivia Munn has resulted in
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him financially supporting roughly a dozen Vietnamese Americans. Some other
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material like his thoughts on how Jesus must have loved
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posing for pictures. Seemed better suited for SNL, but there's
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no way NBC censors would let him get away with
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the language he used on stage. This is good because
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I like to see comedians evolve, they tell us. John
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mulaney did not dive into the part of his personal
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past that has generated headlines, but he didn't ignore them either.
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He revealed he's only allowed to carry two hundred dollars
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in cash on them at any time, decreasing the chances
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that'll revive his cocaine Habit sounds like it was a
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good show. Jim Gaffigan was talking food on The Late
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Show with star trek ruiner Stephen Colbert. We learned that
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Jim Gaffigan's top choice is a classic pastrami sandwich from
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Katz's Delicatessen in New York City. Then he added, if
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you're in Chicago with nothing on your schedule, go for
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an Italian beef from Mister Beef, where illuminatis how he
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likes his hot beef. He says hot peppers. He also
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pointed out it's messy, but that's part of the appeal
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Chicago food. I'm fat enough, I would weigh four hundred
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pounds if I lived out there. Those beef sandwiches are awesome.
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I love the pizza. I'm not here to debate pizza
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with you. I like it a lot. Colbert asked, what
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do you do if you have plans after eating one
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of the sandwiches? Yes, pro tip, having spent a lot
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of time in Chicago, if you get one of those
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beef sandwiches with the hot peppers, you want to have
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a plan, you know what I mean? Like, maybe get
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one and go back to the hotel room and work
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on your comedy podcast scripts for a little bit, and
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you know it's good to be back in the room.
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Say no more, you know what I'm saying. Gaffigan said,
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The problem is no one's ever eating a pastrami sandwich
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and done anything. You have a pastrami sandwich and then
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you're like goodbye. Greg gutfelds What did I Miss? Coming Back?
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New season April twenty seventh, three episodes hosted by Greg Gutfeld.
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The premise of the show as a group of people
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who isolated themselves in upstate New York with no access
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to media, trying to determine which of the news headlines
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cited by Gutfeld or real, Oh my goodness, can you
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imagine if they've missed the last two weeks and some
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of the things the President of the United States has
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done on social media, They're not gonna believe any of it.
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Oh No. Unfortunately this was filmed after Thanksgiving. Five contestants
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were cut off from phones, internet, television, social media, along
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with all communication from friends and family. They re entered
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Socide after Valentine's Day and had to take a quiz
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from Gutfeld about what happened in the world while they
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were sequestered. Contestants compete for fifty thousand dollars. Guttfeld said,
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against all logic, people volunteered to do this greasy game
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show again, and the only thing standing between them and
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victory is me. Can we just find somebody who's been
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in like a coma for the last two weeks. I'd
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like to just quiz that person and be like, hey, here,
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I'll tell you I was talking about this with my
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friends Trivia recently. I have this way of I can
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convince people that I know what I'm talking about, and
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the rest of the trivia team goes, yeah, that makes sense,
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and they write it down and I was joking about
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in three years if the trivia guys ask on Easter
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Sunday the President of the United States mentioned this religious figure.
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I'm going to convince everybody it's Jesus. And then somebody's
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gonna go no, not who we mentioned. I'm gonna go
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like that makes no sense. It was Easter, of course
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he mentioned Jesus. But I digress, and somebody's gonna get
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mad at me. Now. The Late Night Ratings star trek
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Ruiner Stephen Colbert remains the most watched program at eleven
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thirty five total viewers two point seven million. Future King
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of Late Night Jimmy Kimmel two point five three million viewers,
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up six percent of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon
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one point three three million. Gutfeld, which airs at ten
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Eastern seven West, did three point three million. The Daily
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at twelve thirty seven. Seth Myers has a show for
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some reason. It's averaging a million total viewers. And that's
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a night number until I tell you adults eighteen to
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forty nine one hundred and thirty nine one thousand, not
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that much more than this show. I'm a lot closer
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to Seth Myers than Seth Myers is to Stephen Colbert.
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Let's put it that way, and soon we'll all be
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able to watch Byron Allen's thing. How I keep forgetting
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to mention I've had this story for a couple of times,
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and then yesterday I was depressed about the death of
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Raw Dog Comedy. A week or so ago, I went
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to see Osco at Costco with my daughter. So I'm
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a comedy snob, and my daughter works in the theater
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industry and she knows how bookings work. And I had
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mentioned on a previous episode Osco did four chunks that
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total fifty eight minutes. Well, let me get you on
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a little secret. There's a minimum time you have to
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do to get paid, Like you can't walk out and
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just do four minutes. So Osco gets to the end
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and kind of looks over to the side of the
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stage and somebody must have yelled out like, no, you
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can't leave. So she kind of on the fly went, ah, hey,
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how about we do some Q and A. And I've
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seen plenty of comedians do Q and A. Jerry Seinfeld
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does Q and A, and it's a good way to
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pay your time, and the Q and A was actually
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quite entertaining. But we were sitting there and I was
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looking at the watch and my daughter told me what
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the minimum probably was, seventy minutes, and I'm like, she's
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got nine more minutes to kill And sure enough, as
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soon as the clock struck ninety ten, it was like, Okay,
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good night, everybody. I'm not ragging on OSCO. It's everybody.
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But it was fun sitting in the audience knowing what
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was really going on, but the civilians on the audience
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enjoyed the Q and A. Here's a really weird one
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from Pete Davidson. This via TMZ who right. According to
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audio obtained by TMZ, Pete Davidson, who recently became a father,
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joked during his comedy show on Saturday that becoming a
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girl dad has complicated watching porn. TMZ, I'm gonna read
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the sentence for batim and not put any spin on it.
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TMZ wrote this sentence on stage at Las Vegas Mountain Blue.
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Pete reportedly quipped that it's now hard to watch porn
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in front of her. He kidded, I still did I
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power through that. I mentioned that's a weird joke to make,
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because it's that's a weird joke to make. Nick Muhammad
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got in a dig at influencers. Nick was hosting the
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Olivier Awards this at London's Royal albert Hall, you know
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the one where they've counted all the holes. As he
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opened up the ceremony, Nick Muhammad, you know Nick from
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ted Lasso, he joked he had some housekeeping to do
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and said, in case of any kind of emergencies please
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can everyone leave in the following order, me, Helen Miren,
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sir Ian McKellen, everyone else. And then influencers love it
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so well, let's stay on that side of the pond,
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as they say. Leading comedy executives fear that relocation of
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the Edinburgh TV Festival would be a disaster for British talent.
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They point out Fleabag, Baby, Reindeer, snl UK and Task
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Master just a handful of shows that may have never
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seen the light of day if it wasn't for the
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Edinburgh at TV Festival's alchemy with the Edinburgh Fringe. Well,
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the TV festival folks have invited Bits to relocate. Avalon
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co founder John Today said relocation would be a disaster.
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Look at the number of people who come over every
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year from the American industry to Edinburgh. Think about Phoebe
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wall Bridge or baby Reindeer. These connections were often made
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with American executives hearing about them via the television festival.
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What would be the point of Netflix, HBO or Warner
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Brothers sending people to Newcastle to discuss things like the
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funding of the BBC Let's fly around the world. Down
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in Melbourne, the Melbourne International Comedy Festival continues. You got
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a clip for a year? This is Ian Smith. Ian's
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show is called foot spa half empty my house.
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He's weird, thirty five years old. Still draws a little
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line on his milk in market pen to know where
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the level was. I think that's stupid, but I get
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my own back. I buy my own milk and I
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use that to top his milk cup, just above the line.
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It's confused. He's looking at it. He thinks the milk
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is growing. I off sat and watched him google the
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phrase does milk expand.
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Good stuff? There from Ian Smith. The Guardian went to
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see Anissa Nondula her show No Small Talk's Fun with
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the rising star of Australian comedy. Anissa and Andula is
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a Ugandan Australian comedian. The Guardian tells us from the
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moment she bounds on stage. Adula's energy is infectious. She's
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almost aggressively bubbly, her demeanor a counterpoint to the dryness
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she sees in the Australian sense of humor. I pulled
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a clip. Should we listen? We should listen? Hello.
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My name's Anissa. I got called a lot of names
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in school, but I could never get upset because the
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names were pretty good. In school, I had a massive afro.