Is there a "Matt Rife cheated on me group chat? Did Tony Blair tell Jimmy Carr about UFOs?

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Johnny Mack with your daily comedy. He's

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a quick reminder. I'll have episodes
every day through the holidays, seven days

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a week, not taking a break. So if you're in the car,

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you just need to get away for
your family for ten minutes. I'm here

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for you. Seth Meyers had a
couple good jokes lately. The first one,

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according to a new report, President
Biden frequently tells aids and friends in

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private conversations that he feels so much
younger than his age. And I'm sure

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he does, but it doesn't inspire
a ton of confidence when you walk around

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going man, I feel seventy three
newt topic. A jury ordered Rudy Giuliani

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to pay one hundred and forty eight
million dollars to two former Georgia election workers.

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Seth joked well after marrying his cousin, giving a press conference at a

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landscape and company, and almost masturbating
in the Boar movie, Rudy Giuliani has

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finally slipped up. Wanda Sykes is
on The Daily Beast's Last Laugh podcast.

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The topic Dave Chappelle visiting a representative
Lauren Bobert recently Wanta said, wow,

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I mean if I go to Capitol
Hill, I don't think I'm going to

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seek her out. You know,
where's Lauren oh Man? Sounds like she's

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gonna have to have it out with
David at some point. New topic.

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Did you expect Will Smith to be
dragged out by security? You remember Wana

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was hosting the Oscars that night?
Wanta said, Man, are you kidding?

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It's the Oscars. I don't care
who you are. I thought there

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were going to be some big dudes
in suits and they take them walk them

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out, and Laped was going to
be waiting for him on the other side.

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They followed up, what do you
think that didn't happen? Wanta said,

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it's Hollywood. It's just craziness.
I don't know, but I do

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know that Chris didn't want to press
Georgia, so I guess it started there.

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Also, we were going to change
it up pajamas to say good night,

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but I stayed in my clothes because
I was waiting for the producer to

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say, hey, I need you
all to go back out. The conversation

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turned to Wana's guest hosting of the
Daily Show and does she want the job.

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Wanna said, I have not had
conversations about that. You know what,

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I'd say, No, I don't
think i'd want to do it,

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But I say that right now.
Who knows down the road. Especially with

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kids, it might be nice to
stay in one place and have a schedule

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in a routine, But then it
feels like a job. I'm doing comedy

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because I don't want a job.
Who's her pick? Everyone brings a different

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take to it. I know Leslie
Jones really wants it. Ronnie Chang is

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good. I thought Sarah Silverman did
it job. Who knows? But you

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know, I was sad to see
what happened with Roywood Junior. Kevin James

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will have a special out on Prime
Video on January twenty third, Kevin James

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Irregardless. We'll see Kevin James deliver
his unfiltered take on parenting, marriage,

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and getting older, covering topics from
why he doesn't trust technology to how many

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teetertots he can fit in his mouth. Here's a clip which I liked a

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lot. I trimmed it. He's
doing a lot of body language jokes,

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so he's shaking the entire time.
So as Kevin speaks here, just picture

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his entire body's shaking. They're all
up to something. Those apps, you

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know it. That's their goal.
They want to stay on your phone as

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long as possible. That's why it's
so hard to delete an app. You

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do you ever try to delete an
app? You got to do that hard

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press on the phone. First of
all, all the apps are shaking there.

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Well, they know somebody's going.
They know this. This is judgment

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day for one of them. One
of them just looking around seeing what each

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other did, like thinking about who's
going. That's why they make that little

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X so small. It's small in
the corner because you can't get it with

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your fat thumb, and you hit
anywhere else on the screen and everything settles,

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and they're like and then you gotta
fire it up again. And they're

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like, oh my gosh, this
guy's relentless now thinking about what they did.

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Oh, he's definitely getting rid of
me. It's not you, it's

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me. I'm learning Spanish in thirty
days. This idiot couldn't learn Spanish if

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he was raised in Guatemala for thirty
years. Real nice clip there, looking

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forward to that one. I wouldn't
have thought that I was, But hearing

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that clip, I'm like, all
right, this is pretty good. Jack

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Whitehall will have a special January thirtieth, this one coming to Netflix. It's

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called settled Down. It was recorded
over three sold out nights at London's two

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Arena. That's seventeen thousand fans at
each showing. In the special, Jack

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will riff on dogs, drinking,
dining alone, and finally deciding to settle

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down to become a father. We
got another clip for you. I like

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this one a lot too, but
I did have to trim it some f

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bombs. We don't do f bombs
on the Daily Comedy News podcast, so

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this is a trim down. I
wanted a god dog. I wanted a

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proper hound. Yeah, I caught
it. Dog you see tattooed onto the

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arm of a millwall. Fame can
a dog that gets you a little bit

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of distance and respect when you're walking
down a street with it on the way

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the phones have a couple of loggers
with the boys. We compromised and got

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a toy poodle. I wanted a
hound. This thing looks like it came

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out of a kinder Surprise. It's
the opposite of a guard dog. I've

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been abused because of my dog.
I was in a pub in Wolfamstowe with

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my mates. Oh geezer at the
bar looks over at me and my dog

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is like, am I does your
dog come in? Amends would judge a

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book by its cover? Buddy,
you look at her the wrong way,

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she will rip your throgs house.
You better pray she doesn't get out of

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this handbag. I starting to think
Trevor Noah is taking a run a Kevin

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Hard for the Hey, can you
announce more projects? Title New Mexico United

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soccer team apparently has teamed up with
Trevor Noah to create the World According to

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Football, a five port doaku series
that travels around the world learning about how

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soccer functions as a mirror to society. Episode two apparently focuses on the New

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Mexico United Academy and their efforts to
buck traditional American paid a play system through

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a fully scholarship program. Yeah,
if you're involved in youth soccer, when

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I started being involved as an adult, you know, like twenty years ago,

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you could play town soccer, and
then travel soccer came in. So

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instead of playing like the next town
over, now you were traveling from North

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Jersey to South Jersey and then the
Brits came over and took over and started

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like academy soccer, and soccer went
from being four hundred dollars to four thousand

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dollars. So why did you pay
the four thousand dollars, Johnny Mack?

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Because everybody else went up to the
higher leagues, Like my son waited a

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year because Dad was like, I'm
not driving at Tom's River for game.

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What are you crazy? Fast forward
five years, I'm driving to Boston for

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games. I mean, it's insane. But the lower leagues where you weren't

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paying four thousand, the play was
garbage because anybody who could play at all

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was given the Brits four thousand dollars. Anyway. All five episodes are now

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available on Paramout Plus. Interesting note
from Jimmy Carr. He says that former

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British Prime Minister Tony Blair confirmed to
Jimmy Carr that there were UK governmental probes

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into UFOs and extraterrestrial life. He
confirmed this during a night out together.

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Carr said, we were sort of
quite drunk, a bit giddy and excited,

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and Tony Blair was in the corner
of the room. We went we

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should go ask him something. I
was like, I don't know what are

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we gonna ask him? We sort
of concocted the plan. Why don't we

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go and ask him if there's aliens? Jimmie Oliver was there and chips in

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and goes, are there aliens?
And Tony Blair gave like a really good,

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sort of really good political answer,
and he goes to need to know

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basis I would be told if I
needed to know. If I don't need

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to know, then they don't tell
me. Jimmy carrs of the opinion an

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alien invasion could make things better.
He said, the state of the world,

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what's going on? Maybe alien overlords
are not such a bad idea.

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Continuing a fun set of topics today, Emily Radikowski. You remember she dated

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Pete Davidson for a while. Well, this is nothing to do with Pete

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Davidson. I'm just telling you who
she is. She has asked comedian Celeste

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Barber to stop making fun of her
Instagram posts. If you've never seen this,

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Emily will post, say, a
photo in a bikini, and then

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Celeste, who has a different body
type, will pose in a similar outfit

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in a similar way, and it
makes the original post look ridiculous. Emily

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blocked Barber in twenty twenty one after
Barbara mocked one of Emily's swimwear campaigns,

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captioning it, We're sick of you
objectifying our bodies. Also, here's my

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butt. Reradikowski said, this whole
drama Celeste has been blown out of proportion.

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In general. I found her it'd
be really funny, But the message

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I was trying to send her was
I just don't want you to do this

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to me anymore. I want to
be able to do my thing where I'd

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be about writing in my terrifying experiences
in an industry that doesn't protect women and

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young girls and fen presenting people while
also having a bathing suit line. Next

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month topic from BuzzFeed. Matt Riife
apparently texted Brook Schofield after she put him

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on blast on her podcast, and
her response is low key iconic. All

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right, BuzzFeed, what do you
got? Brooke had said, I wouldn't

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say he's my ex or anything because
I wasn't like in a serious relationship with

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him, but it wasn't just hooking
up with him. I really liked him.

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Soon more red flags began to appear. Brook said that should fly across

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the country see Matt and Sportaman shows, and when they were apart, he

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would text her saying she was all
he could think about and he couldn't wait

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to see her again. Then Brooke
came across a TikTok video from a woman

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who said that she was dating Matter
earlier this year. When Brooke realized that

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the timeline was suspicious, she reached
out to the user and immediately added her

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to a group chat with around seven
other women who were in the same boat.

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I love it. It's the Matt
Rife is cheating on me group chat.

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Boy. Can we get a print
out of that, please? Brooke

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said. She reached out to Met
to make sure she had a fact straight.

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That's when she realized he had blocked
her number. At the end of

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a photo dump, Brook posted Instagram
there was an I message screenshot showing a

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text she had received which reads Brooke, this is m r H. I

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wonder who Mr could be. One
person wrote, There's no way that's real.

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Could you confirm that that's real?
She replied, Oh, it's real.

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Somebody else jumped in and said Matt
apparently refers to himself by his initials.

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Brooke replied, like he's JFK.
Paul Elia picked Christmas Eve for premier

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day for his debut special, Detroit
Player, the first ever shot at the

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Detroit House of Comedy. I'm getting
this from Deadline, who I think just

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printed whatever Paul's camp said in because
the first sentence that I skipped, but

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I'm going to go back now for
a reason. The first cent that's the

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Deadline just printed was rising comedian Paul
Ilia has set a Christmas Eve premier day.

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Blah blah blah. Al Right,
so we've established he's a rising comedian

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according to somebody, and here's what
makes he suspicious of this whole story.

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Ilia came to shoot a special after
spending years performing stand up in many unlikely

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and awkward scenarios in order to pay
his rent. Here we go. He

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performed that at Dubai Mall, almost
got arrested. Soon after, he performed

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at a royal event for Saudi Royalty, again almost getting detained. With Detroit

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Player, he explores authenticity, censorship, and what it means to hustle while

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avoiding arrests abroad. If you're wondering
who this is, he's an LA based

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standup comedian, actor, and content
creator. Originally from Detroit, perhaps best

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known for appearing in over a dozen
sketches on TBS's Conan, as well as

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a claimed series such as Ramie and
Lady Dynamite. Currently, he's a series

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regular and longtime friend and former roommate
Yama Yusef's series Happy Family USA, which

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is expected to premiere next year.
OW, this is interesting. I didn't

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read ahead here. Look. Ilia
produced Matt Rife specials Natural Selection and Matthew

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Stephen Rife after serving as an associate
producer on his debut special OnlyFans. All

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right, rising comedian. Let's see
for the eight hundred Pound Guerrilla. They

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have their list of the best comedy
specials of twenty twenty three. Again,

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I'm waiting for Ricky Gervaise's to come
out so I can finish mine. Let's

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see they have I'll just quickly go
here number fifteen. May Martin. I'll

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vote No. Fourteen. Dina Hasham
Dark Little Whispers. I need to get

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to that one. Thirteen Kyle Kanine
Shocks and Struts. You have that criminally

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low. That is one of the
top specials of the year. Shane Gillis

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Beautiful Dogs. I have it at
number two. Mark Norman Soup to Nuts,

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Good Call at eleven, ten Berbigs, The Old Man on the Pool.

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My quick take on that is,
you guys are all gonna like it,

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and I'm a comedy snob. Nine
Sarah Silverman, Someone You Love.

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I like that one a lot.
Beth Stellings. If you didn't want me,

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then I didn't grab me. Joe
Parra's Slow and Steady. I have

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some thoughts about that. I'll share
in my review. Pete Holmes, I'm

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not for everyone. Love Beat five, So sar Zemata's the first woman.

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I haven't seen that one for Sam
Jay Salute Me or Shoot Me? Did

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not grab Me? Three? Gary
Goldman's Born on Third Base I didn't see

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yet. Two Chris Rock's Live One, Selective Outrage and their number one special

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of the year, which isn't even
on my top twenty. John Mulaney's Baby

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Jay. Why not Johnny Mack.
I'll talk about it at length next week.

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That's your comedy news for today again. I'll have episodes every day,

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