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Calarogus shark media.
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I almost say you for a free slurpey, but it's
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not seven eleven. It's six eleven. Hello Shohnny Mack with
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your daily comedy news. Everybody is hopped up on New
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York Knicks basketball. How could you not be? And my
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former co worker Jamie Fox, a very very underrated impressionist,
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broke out this whole uh can I called a skitch.
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He brought out impressions of the guys on inside the NBA.
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You know, Ernie Shack, Charles Barkley. Here's Jamie Fox.
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Thirteen of sixteen. Here of the garden. I'm here, they're there,
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We're all here. Shaq is here, Charles is here, Kenny's here.
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What do you think Shaq at so we'll I don't
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know what the he said, but we're here here of
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the garden. They're going off. It's great here in the
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garden right now here with the New York Knicks. Everyone
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to your ben Steelers here typically chaloon as their spike leeds. There.
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Everyone is here in the garden. We're here there there,
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We're gonna be here. We'll be here all night. They'll
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be there all night. What do you think? Uh? Charles
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Charles Way in ern arn Arn let me let me
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say this, arn Le say that.
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Shaq shack.
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Let me say, Shaq, what do you think?
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We're here?
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They're there, We're here. Will be right back, Kia, right
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here in the garden.
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And congratulations to major New York Knicks fan Tracy Morgan.
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Normally this would make the second half of the podcast,
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but since we're in Nick's mood, I will tell you
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in the two slot that Tracy Morgan will receive the
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inaugural Flip Wilson Award at the eighth annual A A
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f C, A t V Honor Ceremony. It's a new prize,
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and the press release explains that the Flip Wilson Award
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recognizes individuals whose comedic artistry and cultural impact continue the
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legacy of the groundbreaking entertainer and television pioneer Flip Wilson.
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Morgan will receive the special honor at the awards ceremony,
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held on Saturday, August eighth, at City Club LA in
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downtown LA. It's a good thing that it's not until August,
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because he's going to be at a parade in New
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York City very soon. The World's Cup kicks off today
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and along with it we get a new late night
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show at least for a month or so. Premiering tonight
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is FIFA World Cup on Fox After Hours with James Cordon.
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That's right. FIFA World Cup on Fox After Hours with
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James Cordon features James Cordon in a quote fun, high
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energy and comedic celebration of the world of the FIFA
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World Cup trademark. The show will air throughout the tournament
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at midnight local time on Fox, falling all the action
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of the day with FIFA World Cup legend and former
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England national team captain Rio Ferdinand and comedian Ian Carmel
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joining James Cordon in studio for FIFA World Cup on
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Fox After Hours with James Cordon. Not sure a midnight
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time slots gonna work for me? A Fox suit said,
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the show is the perfect edition to our programming lineup,
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and we're looking forward to capping off the day on
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Fox in a way that only James and his team
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can deliver. Four fans. FIFA World Cup on Fox After
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Hours with James Corden What a Terrible Name? Will originate
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from Los Angeles on the Fox Studio lot and Spotlight
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the tournament's most talked about moments and storylines of the day. Yeah,
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are you guys gonna talk about the new Jersey Transit mess?
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Are you gonna talk about that? Are you guys gonna
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talk about the overpriced tickets? Are you gonna talk about
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the half empty stadiums? I call bluff on FIFA World
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Cup on Fox After Hours with James Cordon. Let me
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know when you talk about the new Jersey transit story,
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and I'll be happy to comment on what you comment about.
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I digress. Each show will feature surprise guest appearances from
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some of the biggest names in pop culture, and of
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course the beautiful Game. Oh there's more. Fox wants us
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to know from people inside and around each of the
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forty eight teams competing in the tournament, who have compelling stories.
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To the fan who goes viral on camera that means
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they're gonna have the German guy. Have you been following
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the German on Twitter? Some German guys been traveling like
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the Southeast and discovering things like waffle House, and he's
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all impressed by all the things the United States of
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America has to offer to Germans anyway. From people inside
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and around blah blah blah to the team dog who
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becomes a good luck charm, and much more. FIFA World
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Cup on Fox After Hours with James Cordon. All camps,
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by the way, will be immersed into the fabric of
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the tournament. Diehard soccer fans and casual supporters alike. We'll
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be in bed before midnight and join in for the
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excitement for the world's biggest sporting event taking place right here,
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et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Fox says the show
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will be built around James Cordon's lifelong soccer fandom, and
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you can tell by the way he calls it soccer.
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Gordon describes the idea what we're gonna try and do
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is make it feel like you couldn't meet up with
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your friends at a bar that night. We'll be there
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to have some fun. Anyway, if you want to stay
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up late tonight and I'm going to bed after staying
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up late for those New York Knicks, and then tomorrow night,
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I got to stay up late to watch Team USA.
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Who's Team USA playing Paraguay? Right Anyway, if you want
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to stay up and watch FIFA World Cup on Fox
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After Hours with James Gordon All Caps. It will be
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on tonight after the exciting Korea versus Chechia game. By
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the way, can we take a time out here. When
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I came into the studio today, I thought I had nothing.
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I'm going to tell you a couple of minutes that
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I googled one more thing and found a Mark Maron
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interview that gave this episode a little length. But so far,
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five six minutes in, I'm kind of happy with this
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one time in. One of the soccer ambassadors this month
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will be Will Ferrell. He is an official community ambassador
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for the Los Angeles World Cup twenty twenty six. In
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a news release, Will Ferrell said, I'm here to support
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the host Committee' efforts and cheer loudly for the country
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he's playing in the tournament. I promise not to jump
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in as a goalkeeper unless it's absolutely necessary. Let's make
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this tournament unforgettable for Los Angeles. I personally find Will
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Ferrell annoying. Morgan Wallen upsets some people. To just see
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what happened, So Morgan Wallen was going to play. By
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the way, he's one of those people like Kathy Griffin
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that anytime his name comes up, there's always like a controversy.
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I saw Kathy Griffin's story what I was putting the
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show together today, I was like, I'm not doing that.
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I'm just I'm tired of her. Who's the other one,
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Michael Rappaport, Rob Schneider. I mean, there's just always controversy
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around these people. Morgan Wallen has stirred it up. You see.
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He was supposed to play a concert Saturday night in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
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It was the second show of the weekend, but Wallen
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and his team announced that it was canceled early in
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the day because of stormy weather in the area. All Right,
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I mean, can't blame the guy. He doesn't want his
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fans to get struck by lightning. I don't think that's absurd.
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Here's the thing, the weather. I wanted to say, the
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weather didn't cooperate. The weather did cooperate and was nice,
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so fans posted shots of sunny skies and they were
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annoyed that he didn't have the concert. That said, within
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about an hour of where the concert was going to be,
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there were six tornadoes. So it's not total crazy talk.
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Why are you bringing this up, John, because it was
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a conversation topic between Theo Vaughn and Matt Rife. Now
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Vaughn is actually featured in the opening video skit On
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the Still the Problem tour, Matt Raife talked about his
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own decision to cancel a show because he ended up
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in the hospital from a lack of sleep and that
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got backlash. Vaughn related that story to Wallin's situation with Riife,
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saying he's not a meteorologist. It's not up to him.
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He's doing the best he can and people just say,
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won't cut him a brake. Both Theovonn and Matt Riife
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noted what would have happened had Wala not canceled the
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show and then there was a tornado. Theovon joked, you
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can't be on stage saying, guess I'm the problem. And
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people are getting hit by lightning. There's a twister just
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throwing people up on stage. People are passing you by
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in the air. Rice said, you can't please everybody.
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Man.
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Oh no, my wife just got home from work and
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I was vamping. All right, I'm going to take the
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commercial break here, but when we come back, you're going
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to say I'm not as good very pack. Okay, I'm
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back on the Hill. That's basically like a starting pitcher
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coming back out after rain delay. But it did affect
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where I was going to put the brake right, so
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I mentioned earlier. Sometimes when I put together the show,
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I think it's a slow news day and I google
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one more thing, and I found this wonderful Mark Marin
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interview with Variety. But now I'm going to save it
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for tomorrow because I was able to get some length
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out of the court bit. Jim Gaffigan never confused for
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somebody cool or somebody who would call someone back who
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helped them earlier in their career. You know what he
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did yesterday? He was signing bottles of his bourbon. That's
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not exactly Timothy Shalomey sitting courtside at the New York
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Knicks playoff game. You know what I'm saying. Jim Gaffigan
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was at Bulldog Liquor on North Division Street signing bourbon bottles.
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The bourbon is described as rees with love and discipline
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and heavy oak barrels undisturbed by children or the stress
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of parenting. Jim did that before performing a concert. Meanwhile,
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much cooler. The Southern Tier Brewing Company is teamed up
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with the National Comedy Center on a new beer. The
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new beer will support ALS Research. It's called bit by
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Bit Blonde al see what they did there. Bit by
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Bit Blondelle is a limited release five point one percent blonde.
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Aale that's a little high there, you know, uh, you know,
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that's one of the things I factor in when I
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go out, you know, to look at that APV. It's
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not terribly high. You know, where was I recently I had?
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Where was I? I had? Like the most delicious Basic
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Miller light on tap? It was delicious. Bit by Bit
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Blondale is a limited release five point one percent Blondale
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created a raise funds and awareness for ALS Research. The
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beer's name draws inspiration from the comedy bits that have
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brought people together for generations. You didn't have to tell
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this that in the press release. We knew that. Brandon
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Hank is the brand manager at Southern Tier, and mister
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Hank says, we're honored to be partnering with the National
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Comedy Center for Bit by Bit. Craft beer has always
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been about community, so having the ability to raise funds
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for a great cause is truly special. Bit by Bit
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is available at all Southern Tier Brewing Company tap rooms
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the National Comedy Center and select local retailers. Now, because
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I shuffled the deck here, I'm now looking at the
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second half here, and I'm one story short. So let
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me this one got bounced. Let me tell you about
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Startrek Ruinner patent Oswald, he told Forbes about the best
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career advice he's ever received. He said, there are two
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pieces of advice. Actually, one is don't get too high
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on the highs and don't get too low on the lows.
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You'll have both, and both can hurt you if you
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don't handle them correct. You get way too high. That
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can mess you up just as much as you can
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mess up by going I'm never going to get out
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of this bit. It's up and down. Then the other
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one is every day's a rainy day. Every day in
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this business, in the creative world and the lunar professions,
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is a rainy day. Don't live beyond your means if
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you're a creative I'm paraphrasing Harlan Ellison when who's talking
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about writing, But anyone can become a stand up comedian.
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It's just really hard to stay one. So you got
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to live it away. That's not beholding a debt or ego,
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George Carland said, I never want to own a house
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that I was using to scare people with, because when
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you do, then you're beholding a nine out of things
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that have nothing to do with your comedy. So keep
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everything as small scale as you possibly can, so they
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have the freedom to do what you want and work
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with who you want. And that is your comedy news
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for today. Now. See I was originally going to record
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a Sunday's episode as part of the session because I
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was feeling good earlier, but you know, now lost my
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fastball ordered a little too late in the day. Today.
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All right, it is June, so you're sharing the show.
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So your phone is possibly in your hand. If your
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phone is not in your hand, like if you're driving
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a car in Arizona, even if it's an automated car,
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keep your hands on the wheel, pay attention. But say
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your phone is in your hand, what are you gonna
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do right now? In your podcast app? You're gonna hit
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share and then you're gonna send it to somebody. I
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don't care who you send it to. Send it to
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Pat Oswald, I don't care. You're gonna share the show
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because that's what we're doing in June, and you're gonna
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tell your friend. They can follow the show on Spotify,
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and they should turn on notifications so they never miss
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an episode, and they can comment in Spotify or they
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can comment the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group.
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And I will see you tomorrow when I'm gonna have
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to record the whole weekend because I didn't do Sunday