Jerrod Carmichael vs. Dave Chappelle, John Mulaney on Letterman, Joe Rogan Takes on The View

WEBVTT

1
00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:12.000
Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.

2
00:00:12.039 --> 00:00:15.000
Hey, if you're enjoying the show. I feel like it really clicked this

3
00:00:15.039 --> 00:00:17.559
week, so this would be a
great week to share it with a friend,

4
00:00:18.120 --> 00:00:20.760
a great week for new beast to
sample the show. So if you

5
00:00:20.800 --> 00:00:24.199
wouldn't mind doing that, appreciate it. I told you yesterday today would be

6
00:00:24.320 --> 00:00:27.519
robust, that I'd bumped a few
things. We will get to those in

7
00:00:28.199 --> 00:00:31.440
another fight involving Dave Chappelle. That's
always fun. First, a quick joke

8
00:00:31.559 --> 00:00:36.719
from Late Night, Seth Myers said
at his rally, former President Trump said

9
00:00:37.079 --> 00:00:40.960
I do great with suburban housewives.
Seth said, in fact, Trump recently

10
00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:45.280
found out that was his most viewed
category. I think about it all right.

11
00:00:45.359 --> 00:00:50.280
Gerard Carmichael is the cover store in
Esquire, and according to Carmichael,

12
00:00:50.719 --> 00:00:56.399
a comment from Dave Chappelle about Rothaniel
continues to live with them. Carmichael said

13
00:00:56.439 --> 00:01:00.439
Chappelle referred to it as the Bravest
Special for nineteen ninety six, which sounds

14
00:01:00.520 --> 00:01:03.480
nice until you remember that Wherethaniel came
out in twenty twenty two. Carmichael said,

15
00:01:03.519 --> 00:01:06.879
it's like a funny enough line but
whatever. But I wonder if he

16
00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:08.840
gets the irony that the fact that
you're mocking it. That's why it was

17
00:01:08.879 --> 00:01:12.799
hard. Back in twenty twenty two, Carmichael told The Hollywood Reporter the Chappelle's

18
00:01:12.840 --> 00:01:17.840
legacy is currently a bunch of opinions
on transit stuff, which he called an

19
00:01:17.840 --> 00:01:21.560
odd hill to die on. I
agree. I have said many times on

20
00:01:21.599 --> 00:01:25.840
this program, Dave Chappelle's OH bit
is going to be Dave Chappelle, creator

21
00:01:25.920 --> 00:01:30.319
of Chappelle's show, blah blah blah
trans controversy. And I don't know why

22
00:01:30.319 --> 00:01:33.680
he wants that to be his O
bit. You know, in the fourth

23
00:01:33.719 --> 00:01:37.640
paragraph we'll get to the Marktwain Prize
something like that. But Dave, just

24
00:01:37.879 --> 00:01:42.439
move on, Dave. Carmichael clarified
his comments and tell Old Esquire that Chappelle

25
00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:46.400
is not revealing anything personal about himself, and he's removed from what he's talking

26
00:01:46.439 --> 00:01:48.680
about. I think he's smarter than
that, deeper than that, he has

27
00:01:48.719 --> 00:01:53.560
more interesting thoughts. According to Carmichael, Chappelle did not take constructive criticism too

28
00:01:53.560 --> 00:01:57.159
well. He took it as f
Dave Chappelle because he's an ego maniac.

29
00:01:57.519 --> 00:02:00.519
He wanted me to apologize to him
publicly or some crap. Carmichael says,

30
00:02:00.560 --> 00:02:04.319
so much of comedy is just gay
jokes. As long as people continue to

31
00:02:04.400 --> 00:02:06.599
laugh at it and mock it,
as long as it's a punchline, it's

32
00:02:06.599 --> 00:02:09.319
going to be scary for somebody.
It's scary for me. David Letterman is

33
00:02:09.400 --> 00:02:14.680
coming back with a new season of
My Next Guest Needs No Introduction. One

34
00:02:14.680 --> 00:02:19.199
of those guests, John Mullaney.
Netflix shared a clip in it Milanie and

35
00:02:19.240 --> 00:02:23.080
lettermanstrol the hallways of John mulaney Chicago
High School. I went to a birthday

36
00:02:23.080 --> 00:02:27.960
party and mister MacArthur his name was. He said, that's a sharp shirt

37
00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:30.080
you have on. I said,
yeah, sometimes I use it instead of

38
00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:34.159
scissors. Hmmm, pretty good.
And mister mccarthury left. Everyone left,

39
00:02:35.599 --> 00:02:38.479
and so that and then my dad
would have these in the summer. His

40
00:02:38.639 --> 00:02:44.479
law firm would have these like summer
parties at our house. I'd watch Doctor

41
00:02:44.599 --> 00:02:47.240
Ruth on TV and I was like
five, and then I walk up those

42
00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:51.120
different partners and I go, I'm
going to be a sex therapist, and

43
00:02:51.240 --> 00:02:53.159
I go what I go? Sex
is an experience of life. It brings

44
00:02:53.240 --> 00:02:57.400
joy to the body. I just
repeat things, doctor Ruth said, and

45
00:02:57.439 --> 00:03:01.240
I was destroyed. Wow. Wow, that's pretty edgy, esoteric. Yeah,

46
00:03:01.280 --> 00:03:04.960
it was a very funny bit to
do. I think I knew.

47
00:03:05.080 --> 00:03:12.240
It's funny that you're five holding at
schweps walking around. That episode will be

48
00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:16.080
out on April thirtieth. Joe Rogan
commented on the view and said, it's

49
00:03:16.120 --> 00:03:20.120
the show that people love to hate. They get so much hate watching and

50
00:03:20.199 --> 00:03:24.479
viral clips of them saying ridiculous things. It's a Rabi's infested henhouse. Daniel

51
00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:30.400
Sash is spreading a false rumor.
Even he says it's false, but he'll

52
00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:38.800
spread it anyway. Let's hit gossip
Corner, gossup corner. On the Toss

53
00:03:38.800 --> 00:03:43.319
Show podcast, Daniel Tosh said,
here's something crazy. I went to the

54
00:03:43.360 --> 00:03:46.080
grocery store in Malibuu and I was
talking to employee there. I tried to

55
00:03:46.080 --> 00:03:47.400
avoid it, but I was talking
to this guy and I said, why

56
00:03:47.400 --> 00:03:51.439
were you guys closed yesterday? The
work responded saying, well, I'm not

57
00:03:51.439 --> 00:03:54.560
supposed to discuss it. But according
to the story, the Kardashian Jenner crew

58
00:03:54.599 --> 00:03:59.919
were filming the season five finale of
The Kardashians at the store. Tash had

59
00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:03.039
spoiler alert. This random grocery store
persons telling me that they rented out the

60
00:04:03.199 --> 00:04:06.400
entire store, shut it down,
and then acted like they were grocery shopping.

61
00:04:06.800 --> 00:04:11.639
That's the scene that apparently happened.
Kylie reveals that she's pregnant again with

62
00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:15.519
Timothy Schala May's kid. What a
bombshell. Tash added story might not be

63
00:04:15.600 --> 00:04:18.920
true, saying, I'm not verifying
anything. This is what an employee at

64
00:04:18.959 --> 00:04:24.439
a grocery store in Malibu told me. A source of clothes to the Kardashians

65
00:04:24.519 --> 00:04:29.639
told The Daily Mail this story is
one hundred percent false. Joe Cooy spoke

66
00:04:29.720 --> 00:04:31.759
to the Seattle Times. He was
talking about the Golden Globes. I don't

67
00:04:31.759 --> 00:04:35.480
know if you knew that Joekoy hosted
the Golden Globes and he told this just

68
00:04:35.759 --> 00:04:41.839
horrible mean joke about Taylor Swift,
who then justifiably basically murdered Jokoy's career.

69
00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:44.839
Let's listen to the horrible mean thing. Joe Cooy said. The big difference

70
00:04:44.839 --> 00:04:48.160
between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Globes, we have

71
00:04:48.319 --> 00:04:56.560
fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift.
Wo It's brutal Jokoy told The Seattle Times,

72
00:04:56.560 --> 00:04:59.920
she's got what be Goldberg face timing
me and Jamie Fox face timing me.

73
00:05:00.439 --> 00:05:01.720
Do they all have each other's numbers? Or do you have to like

74
00:05:02.160 --> 00:05:04.439
tell your assistant, like, hey
see if you can get me Joe Cooy's

75
00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:09.360
cell phone numbers so I can FaceTime
him? And do you start with a

76
00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:12.759
FaceTime? Do you text? Like
a You're just sitting home and your phone

77
00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:15.800
goes do do Do do doo and
you're like, oh, it's whoopy Goldberg.

78
00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:18.839
Maybe I'm not famous enough. The
Internet will blow up anything out of

79
00:05:18.879 --> 00:05:23.279
proportion. Look at the gig.
It's like a corporate gig, and unfortunately

80
00:05:23.319 --> 00:05:26.160
this one was televised. It's all
good. I went on to sell out

81
00:05:26.199 --> 00:05:29.360
the Kia Form. That's more important
to me. I'm the first comic to

82
00:05:29.399 --> 00:05:31.000
sell six sold out nights at the
Form. That's one of those things I

83
00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:33.560
hold close to my heart. Those
are the gigs I was thinking about when

84
00:05:33.560 --> 00:05:38.800
I saw Eddie Murphy at Climate Pledge
Arena sucking up to Seattle. There,

85
00:05:39.079 --> 00:05:42.040
con on O'Brien, we'll return to
the tonight show. No, don't get

86
00:05:42.079 --> 00:05:45.480
too excited. He's not returning his
host he'll be a guest on Jimmy Fallon's

87
00:05:45.480 --> 00:05:49.160
tonight show. ConA will be on
Tuesday Night to promote his new Max series.

88
00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:54.720
Conan O'Brien must go the one that
only has four episodes because I don't

89
00:05:54.759 --> 00:05:57.480
know. I don't have access to
the books, but I don't think HBO,

90
00:05:57.560 --> 00:06:00.600
Warner etc. Has all that much
money. And they said this thing

91
00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:02.839
was coming out, and it is
coming out, but four episodes seems a

92
00:06:03.000 --> 00:06:08.519
litle light to Johnny Mack. James
Cordon was on with Jimmy Kimmel and said,

93
00:06:08.560 --> 00:06:11.759
no, he was not fired from
CBS. He said, no one

94
00:06:11.800 --> 00:06:14.160
believes me that I wasn't fired.
I'll be in a pub or something and

95
00:06:14.160 --> 00:06:16.240
people will be like, so,
why'd you come back to England? Cordon

96
00:06:16.279 --> 00:06:18.439
said. People will be like,
you don't have to give me that BS.

97
00:06:18.480 --> 00:06:21.279
If you got fired, you got
fired because nobody thinks that you'd ever

98
00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:24.959
leave. What is, let's be
honest, a cushy existence. Kim Wll

99
00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:27.759
said, can't you get a letter
from CBS saying that you weren't fired,

100
00:06:27.800 --> 00:06:31.160
that you left on your own free
will. Cordon jokingly replied, it's hard

101
00:06:31.160 --> 00:06:34.360
to convince anybody in England that CBS
exists, or that a show whatever is

102
00:06:34.399 --> 00:06:39.439
latest twelve thirty? Have you been
watching Curb your Enthusiasm? I am way

103
00:06:39.519 --> 00:06:43.519
behind on Curb. I am obsessed
with Three Body Problem on Netflix, which

104
00:06:43.600 --> 00:06:46.720
is not a comedy, but I
am obsessed with that, and Showgun.

105
00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:50.639
Showgun is really good too. But
I only watched TV the Tuesdays. Fridays

106
00:06:50.759 --> 00:06:55.680
and Saturdays tend to be my TV
nights, you know, And Tuesday there's

107
00:06:55.680 --> 00:06:58.519
always Comedy Specialist to watch. So
I'm behind on everything. But in the

108
00:06:58.759 --> 00:07:03.920
season premiere, Larry David's character Larry
David was arrested for violating the Georgia State

109
00:07:03.959 --> 00:07:09.600
election Integrity Law after giving Leon's aunt
a bottle of water while she waited in

110
00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:13.839
line during a hot day in Atlanta. Last month, Real Life Georgia Secretary

111
00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:17.199
of State Brad Raffensberger sent a letter
to Larry David addressing the plot line.

112
00:07:17.439 --> 00:07:24.040
The Atlanta Journal Constitution obtained the letter
in a public records request. I love

113
00:07:24.120 --> 00:07:27.920
this podcast. There's always something totally
random, like that fun fact. The

114
00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:30.720
letter apparently read says, the Chief
Elections Officer for the State of Georgia would

115
00:07:30.759 --> 00:07:34.319
like to congratulate you on becoming the
first and to our knowledge, only person

116
00:07:34.439 --> 00:07:38.600
arrested for distributing water bottles to voters
within one hundred and fifty feet of a

117
00:07:38.639 --> 00:07:42.600
bolding station. We apologize if you
didn't receive celebrity treatment at the local jail.

118
00:07:42.639 --> 00:07:46.519
I'm afraid they've gotten used to bigger
stars. That's a backhanded thing about

119
00:07:46.519 --> 00:07:50.879
a guy whose initials are d T. It's the TMZ of mugshots. So

120
00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:55.800
Johnny Mack was at trivia and he
saw us friend Van, Van is the

121
00:07:55.920 --> 00:07:57.839
cool one in the group. I'm
not the cool one. I know,

122
00:07:57.879 --> 00:08:00.439
You're like, John, You're not
the cool one. No. Oh no,

123
00:08:00.680 --> 00:08:03.399
I'm not the cool one. Van
is the cool one. He drinks

124
00:08:03.399 --> 00:08:05.839
bourbon. I'm not a bourbon drinker, so I don't know what I'm talking

125
00:08:05.839 --> 00:08:09.399
about. Maybe Jim Gaffigan bourbon is
awesome. So I asked Van about Jim

126
00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:13.639
Gaffigan bourbon and I expected him to
make fun of it, and he was

127
00:08:13.680 --> 00:08:15.199
like, no, I would try
it. And I was like what.

128
00:08:15.319 --> 00:08:18.800
And we had a whole conversation about
Jim Gaffick and bourbon and I'm like,

129
00:08:18.079 --> 00:08:20.800
but isn't it like totally uncool?
He's like, nah, I'd try it,

130
00:08:20.839 --> 00:08:22.680
and then night's on the price point. And then he was like,

131
00:08:22.759 --> 00:08:28.560
no, so I don't know.
I don't think Jim gaffigan bourbon sounds cool

132
00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:33.080
at all. How about Danny McBride
tequila. GQ did a profile of Danny,

133
00:08:33.080 --> 00:08:37.919
and the part I found interesting was
about the tequila. It's called Don

134
00:08:37.000 --> 00:08:41.279
Gato. He plans to launch it
this year. Danny told GQ, I

135
00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:43.639
drink a lot of tequila. Every
one of my circle drinks a lot of

136
00:08:43.639 --> 00:08:46.919
tequila, and so we're like,
let's make one. I know everyone and

137
00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:52.480
their mother's doing that. It's kind
of lame, Ellie. He knows.

138
00:08:52.679 --> 00:08:56.960
New album is out today. It
is called Soft Bones. Here's a clip.

139
00:08:58.519 --> 00:09:01.919
I haven't mantra. Okay, I
have this mantra that I have to

140
00:09:03.000 --> 00:09:07.240
recite now every time I go to
target. Okay, I have to tell

141
00:09:07.279 --> 00:09:09.600
myself over and over. I have
to say, Ellie, you are a

142
00:09:09.639 --> 00:09:16.240
forty four year old woman. You're
a forty four year old woman. Do

143
00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:24.200
not try on a romper by do
it? I do it every time.

144
00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:28.759
And then I'm just standing there in
the dressing room, just half buttoned,

145
00:09:31.799 --> 00:09:35.679
like, what did you think was
gonna happen? Ellie? Was it gonna

146
00:09:35.720 --> 00:09:43.120
be different this time. You look
like a chaperone at Coachella. Good stuff.

147
00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:46.399
I like her material a lot,
and she's very charismatic. Let's keep

148
00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:48.679
an eye on her. She said. I was lucky enough to open for

149
00:09:48.759 --> 00:09:52.200
Maria Bamford at a big theater show
in Minneapolis, and she told me it

150
00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:54.639
was time to record an album.
She said, Poop it out, Just

151
00:09:54.679 --> 00:09:58.360
poop it out. Soft Bones is
a compilation of stories about being an ADHD

152
00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:03.919
mom, wife and a regular human
woman. Let's see what's happening at the

153
00:10:03.960 --> 00:10:07.559
Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We're three
weeks into this and you would think I

154
00:10:07.600 --> 00:10:11.519
would remember to preload the website before
I hit record. I don't. As

155
00:10:11.559 --> 00:10:16.360
I'm babbling here, the website is
loading notoriously slow. All right, it

156
00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:20.080
is April fifth for you and I
probably and those of you in Melbourne.

157
00:10:20.080 --> 00:10:22.919
It's already April six. Let me
tell you what you can do on Saturday

158
00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:26.639
night at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, which continues till April twenty. First,

159
00:10:26.679 --> 00:10:31.120
as we wait for the website two
load, and what you missed there

160
00:10:31.240 --> 00:10:33.200
was the nine seconds of silence that
I took out. All right, let's

161
00:10:33.200 --> 00:10:37.320
do some with clips Today, Tony
Knight's show is called Mad Dogs and an

162
00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:43.159
Englishman. It's the world's first and
so far only comedy show about dog behavior,

163
00:10:43.240 --> 00:10:46.799
stand up and sit. I like
what you did there, suitable for

164
00:10:48.000 --> 00:10:52.399
all ages, and the Melbourne Comedy
Festival has lied to me. There's no

165
00:10:52.480 --> 00:10:56.679
clip. Ci Alex White show is
called Don't We Look Stupid? Have you

166
00:10:56.720 --> 00:11:00.000
ever seen a photo of yourself from
yesteryear and cringe so hard that you did

167
00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:03.639
associated? Can you report your mother
to Child Services for how you dressed it

168
00:11:03.639 --> 00:11:07.879
as a toddler? This is an
hour show about life. Kan't awkwardly on

169
00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:11.320
photo. There is indeed a clip. Let's listen. And a lot of

170
00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:15.679
other jobs have this stigma of doing
nothing and being lazy, which is very

171
00:11:15.759 --> 00:11:18.759
unfounded. I feel like if you
guys said, like council workers, there's

172
00:11:18.759 --> 00:11:22.279
a stigma that council workers are lazy
guys out there repairing the roads. Dad

173
00:11:22.320 --> 00:11:24.759
will always drive past er these guys
doing nothing. I don't think those guys

174
00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:28.240
are lazy at all. After ten
years working in office, I just think

175
00:11:28.279 --> 00:11:31.240
those guys are really exposed. Okay, do you know what I mean?

176
00:11:31.559 --> 00:11:33.879
I'll tell you all. I would
not look at that crash hot if my

177
00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:37.399
desk was in the middle of the
Princess Highway. Okay, you know it

178
00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:39.279
took a little long to get there, and I'm not sure the peyof was

179
00:11:39.320 --> 00:11:43.120
all the good, says the guy. You We're going to a podcast.

180
00:11:43.120 --> 00:11:46.080
In his abasement, scary Stranger said
Alex's show was the stand up highlight of

181
00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:50.960
this year's Sydney Fringe Festival. His
joke writing was tight. Well that's interesting.

182
00:11:52.399 --> 00:11:54.679
Did not find that writing tight at
all. I'm sorry, Alex Waite.

183
00:11:54.879 --> 00:12:00.000
Maybe you should start a bourbon sam
goerliep. His show is called big

184
00:12:00.279 --> 00:12:03.879
Ick Energy, I said ick.
It's a picture of him smiling and he

185
00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:07.080
has a guitar with him. Let's
see watch as he exposes his ix in

186
00:12:07.120 --> 00:12:11.399
front of a live audience through stand
up and song. The Adelaide advertiser said,

187
00:12:11.440 --> 00:12:16.240
natural chrisma, good hair, mad
rap skills. All right, let's

188
00:12:16.279 --> 00:12:20.799
listen. I got my pen lie
since last week, just like we always

189
00:12:22.000 --> 00:12:26.879
talked about. He said that this
would make me a big boy, and

190
00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:33.960
I hope to make you proud.
Now writing a story and it doesn't rob

191
00:12:35.639 --> 00:12:39.360
all right, I don't think I'm
hopping on a plane in Milburn today,

192
00:12:39.639 --> 00:12:43.039
maybe tomorrow be a little better.
Let's see if we could start shrinking these

193
00:12:43.039 --> 00:12:46.399
shows down. They've been getting quite
long, so let's wrap there. We

194
00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:48.799
can meet up here tomorrow, follow
the podcast wherever you get your shows,

195
00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:52.799
tell a fround about it. See
you here tomorrow. Bye.