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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, Johnny Mack who with your daily
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comedy news. Seth Meyers joked about last week's Foxtown Hall,
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during which Donald Trump criticized George Stephanopolis said his interview
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with President Biden was the softest interview I've ever seen.
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Seth said, you're gonna say that while you're being interviewed
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by Sean Hannity. I asked tougher questions when John Oliver's here.
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Trump told Hannity that he couldn't imagine anyone in New
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Hampshire voting for Joe Biden. Set said, Yeah, I can't
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imagine anyone in New Hampshire voting for Biden. You know why,
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because he's not on the ballot anymore. I made an
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executive decision yesterday. I did Part one of Vulture's Comedians
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to watch the List. I'm gonna do Part two next Sunday,
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so we'll do a normal episode today. A lot of
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news as September continues to be busy. The New York
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Comedy Festival and the Bob Woodruff Foundation announced the lineup
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for their annual Stand Up for Heroes benefit. This year,
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It's on November eleventh. Your lineup it's you know, both
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a really good lineup and somehow feels like a step
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down from past years. But here's the lineup, Jim gaff Again,
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Nora Jones, Mark Norman, did quest Love, Batty Scalfas, Jerry
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seinfeldt Bruce Springsteen, John Stewart and Moore. So if I
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just take the headliners there, it's you know, Springsteen, John Stewart,
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gaff Again and Seinfeld with Mark Norman batting fifth. So
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Johnny Mack, I don't know what the heck you want
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these people to put out there. But I don't know.
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It just seems like there were more people on the
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list in previous years. I might be making that up,
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but Gaffigan, nor Jones, Mark Norman pretty good list. Will
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keep an eye on that one. The Daily Mail reports
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a scary scene transpired during Chris to Leah's a stand
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up show. A man sitting in the front row seemingly
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suffered a seizure. As the report goes, instead of stopping
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the show, Chris continued with the show by reacting to
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the situation. Chris did a thirteen minute bit where he
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ranted about what he had just witnessed, and a question
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and an answer session about the man's condition. So apparently,
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the man's head slowly began to fall as the seizure started.
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He fell forward and then backward in his chair. Someone
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next to him caught him. Delia stopped the show to
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ask if he was open. After a few moments, when
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it appeared the man was all right, crystal Leia asked,
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you're right, bro, Yeah, round of applause for a guy
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who almost died. You are right, y'all? Good? Is that
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something that happens? The man confirmed he was okay. Deliah
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then realized that the man was not okay and began
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to seize again. Chris said, no, no, he's not okay.
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We should call in an ambulance somebody. A couple guys
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then carry the man away from the seating area to
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give him metal attention. Crystallia says a round of applause,
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let's do the show, let's walk with him, and then
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transitions back to comedy and jokes. WHOA, that's crazy. I
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guess that Pride month bit really hit him hard. That's
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when I fan yelled out too soon. Chris said, too soon?
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It happened now during the comedy show. What do you
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mean too soon? What am I supposed to do a
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monologue from a Tennessee Williams play. It's a comedy club.
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This stuff happened in the front row. Didn't happen back there.
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You guys are like, be cool, dude, Well f you, dude.
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You know how hard this stuff is right now? The
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guy almost died when he Cummings spoke to the Dallas Observer.
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She has often talked about the bedroom in her comedy,
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and now so that she's a mom, she says there's
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a whole new world of topics she wants to share
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with her audiences, and if that means there's less sex
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chat in the mix, that's fine with her. Whitney says,
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I've spent so much time talking about dating and sex,
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which was surprising at the time, but now that's all
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you see on the internet. The most shocking thing you
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could be is a little wholesome and talk about things
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that are more simple observations. My goals for people to
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sit in theater of two hundred people and we all
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laugh at the same things. Comedy is supposed to be
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a unifying thing. I took a while to have a kid,
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and I'm glad it took a while. They called it
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geriatric pregnancy, which is insane. But I think having a
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kid older is better. I think my brain just started
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functioning properly. Like if I had a baby one year sooner,
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I'd probably have sold it for tickets to Taylor Swift.
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Taylor Swift's name comes up a lot in this podcast.
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The way it changes to you is pretty magical, and
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I think about how it changed me and how it's
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changed the way I see the world. The thing is,
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as a comedian, you're always looking for a way to
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turn something on its head, to show people something that
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they see every day and take for granted. It took
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a long time to make sure I was breaking these
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ancestral cycles. If my child is born a comedian, I failed.
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When you have a kid, all the stuff comes back,
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like putting him in the high chair. My eyechair was
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basically scaffolding. I drank out of the hose until I
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was fourteen. There are pictures of me and Drawers as
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a baby. We're all doing a little better than we think,
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and it's part of a comics job to make people
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leave with a little perspective and context. I get that
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phones are bad for kids, but we played on seesaws
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that it's a miracle that any of us survived. I
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was trying to strap my baby in the back of
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the car and I had a flashback of being the
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back of a pickup truck when a lawn chair. Jim
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Jeffries gets the cover of Rolling Stone. But it's the
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cover of Rolling Stone Australia and New Zealand. Doesn't mean
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it's lesser. I'm just telling you you might not be
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able to buy it in Los Angeles. Who knows, maybe
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you can. Maybe does international newstand with New Zealand Rolling Stone.
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I don't know why did I fall into this hole?
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Move on? Jim Jeffrey said, my mother was a hard
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person to grow up with. She was a very hard woman.
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She was physically and verbally very abusive. So sometimes I
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mentioned I've had a chip on my shoulder about women.
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Jim says, I'm very interested in doing as many different
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things as entertainment as possible. I like a challenge, I
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like doing something new. I don't know if they're there's
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a stand up comic from Australia who's had a more
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diverse career, you know what I mean. I think of
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myself like an entertainer more than a comedian Jay Farrow
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has announced a new special. This one will be on
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YouTube on September twenty second. He also released a trailer.
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I pulled the audio from the trailer, but it's just
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it's too quickly edited and a lot of bleeps where
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the swear words go. It just wasn't gonna make sense
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for the podcast. In his new hour, and I haven't
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seen a title for it yet, Jay Farrow rips the
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lid off pop culture, talks about a suburban upbringing and
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a run in with the law. Taped at the Den
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Theater in Chicago. My former coworker Jamie Fox is getting
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ready to hit the comedy stage. He'll be in Atlanta
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October third through Sunday October fifth. It is called One
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More Chance, An Evening with Jamie Fox. In an Instagram post,
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Fox posted an image of a black box featuring the
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words what had happened was? Then the log line Join
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us for an unforgettable one man show as Jamie Fox
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takes the stage to share his journey through a serious
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health scare filled with humor, heart and inspiration. Experienced Jamie
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Fox like never before. This intimate and gaging performance as
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he opens up about his struggles, triumphs and everything in between.
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Get ready for a night of laughter, reflection, and genuine connection.
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I'm curious to see what he says here. You know,
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I spent some time inside that camp, and I personally
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found it very surprising that nobody was able to just
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get a picture of I don't know, Jamie sitting poolside
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looking cool, giving a thumbs up. It was very interesting
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to me that there was like nothing for a while.
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I hope he's doing okay, he's a good guy, and
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I've done that this next story already, but I took
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a second look at it, and I have some comments.
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I told you Jermaine Feller will join Tracy Morgan on
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the comedy series Crutch. Now let's break this down again.
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I didn't pay enough attention the first time. That's on me. Okay.
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Tracy Morgan plays Crutch, a brash yet beloved Harlem shop
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owner whose world has turned upside down when his highbrows
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son and free spirited daughter moved back into the family home. Okay,
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so we've got an old curmudgeonty guy whose hippie daughter
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moves home with her ivy league husband. Isn't that just
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all the family from late night or this one caught
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me by surprise. Sarah Sherman did two days on General Hospital.
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What Sure? She played Miss Robin Finch. Apparently her character
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criticized Olivia for the way she pronounces croissant. Finch introduces
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herself as a dialect theorist and tutor to the stars,
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claiming she once coached Meryl Streep's daughters. This once, Lois
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says she never hired a tutor, Tracy confesses that no,
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I did hire miss Finch. Tracy explains, Lois is my employee.
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Our sales are directly linked to her presentation. I believe
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that her numbers will improve if Lois's rough edges are
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smoothed out. Sarah Sherman said, I was so nervous about
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flubbing my lines because I was surrounded by pros and
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memorized like a billion pages of dialogue a day. Very strange.
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Dennis Leary, He's got a sitcom Going Dutch. I've told
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you about this one. There's no way this is good.
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Going Dutch follows an arrogant, loudmouth US Army colonel played
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by Dennis Leary, who, after an epically unfiltered rant, is
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reassigned to the Netherlands, where he's punished the command position
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at the least important army base in the world the
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log line. After serving with distinction in every war zone
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of the last three decades, he now finds himself in
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charge of a base with no guns, no weapons, and
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no tactical purpose. Instead, it as a Michelin star level commissary,
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top notch bowling alley, and the best and only from
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Majeray in the US Army. Surrounded by a diverse group
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of underdogs, the colonel tries to reinstall military discipline and
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professionalism with the help of the basis previous interim leader
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who just happens to be as a strange daughter. So
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why am I bringing this back up? Deadline reports. Danny
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Putty will play the role of XO Major Abraham Shaw,
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the colonel's executive officer and right hand man. So I'm
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just trying to picture this show, right. So it's sixty
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seven year old Dennis Leary playing an army colonel. He's
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sixty seven. I imagine it's Dennis Leary doing Dennis Leary things.
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So he's going to do some slow burn about a
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back of my day. We had guns man and then
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Danny Putty is going to say something wacky millennial, and
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then the laugh track's gonna play. There's no way that's
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going to be good. And I like Danny a lot.
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There's just no way that this show's good. South Park
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will return in twenty twenty five. Trey Parker and Matt
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Stone has said they don't want to deal with the election.
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They told Vanity Fair, we tried to do South Park
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through four or five presidential elections and it's such a
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hard thing to do. It's a mind scramble, and it
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seems like it takes outsized importance. Trey said, obviously it's important,
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but it kind of takes over everything. We just have
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less fun. I don't know what more we could possibly
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say about Trump. They said. Not returning until next year's
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on purpose. They also want to wait for Paramount to
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figure all their crap out. The last regular episode of
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south Park season twenty six aired March twenty ninth, twenty
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twenty three. Since then, we've had the amazing south Park
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joining the Pandaverse special that came out October of twenty
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twenty three. Then we got a second special in December
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of that year. South Park not suitable for children, which
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parodied oldly fans and the most reason one May of
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this year, South Park the End of Obesity, made fun
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of Ozampic and I'll leave you on this poignant note
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from Billy Connolly, who said I used to think about
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death and about the life I led, and would ask myself,
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how will I be held responsible for it when I
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come to judgment? For God, I don't believe that anymore,
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although the whole thing's still a mystery to me. Billy
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is eighty one. He says he no longer fears the
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prospect of death, and he's found peace with his Parkinson's diagnosis.
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He told the Scottish son, with something as big as that,
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you just confront it and stick to the front of it,
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be with it, and make decisions based on it. And
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I don't think you'd been badly treated. And I don't
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think he got the bad pick of the straws. It's
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not like that. You're one of millions. Just behave yourself, relax.
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You realize that death isn't the big thing everybody's made
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it out to be. It's nothing. It's a sudden nothing.
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Wait to leave us on an up note, Johnny Mack,
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you're welcome, and that's your comedy news for today, See
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you tomorrow.