Jerry Seinfeld says The Movie Business Is Over. Andrew Santino guests on New Heights with Travis Kelce

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Callaroga Shark Media, Heidlee Ho,
I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.

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Bourbon entrepreneur Jim Gaffigan tweet did catch
me and this all star lineup with

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the Hollywood bol May first and second
part of the Netflix as a joke festival

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in the image which looks a little
rat packy Nate Bergatsy, Sebastian Maniscalco,

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Jerry Seinfeld and Jim Gaffigan. We're
gonna be hearing a lot from Jerry in

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the upcoming weeks as he's got this
Pop Tarts movie coming out. GQ did

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a profile of Jerry I'll pick a
way at over the next few days.

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Jerry talked about the Curb finale and
he said, as I drove home that

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night, my scalp was just tingling. I thought what we had done was

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just the coolest, wildest, most
remarkable thing. Says, it's the callback

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to end all callbacks. When you
have that joke that was set up twenty

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five years ago and then paid off
twenty five years later, how do you

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even describe something like that, I'll
describe it. It was okay, Sorry,

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Jerry switching to Pop Tarts. GQ
had a bunch of questions for Jerry,

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and I'll bust out. I haven't
done this in a while. Half

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ass angry Jerry Seinfeld impression. GQ
asked, what's so funny about breakfast everything?

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I love the great dumbness of life, GQ. There's dumbness everywhere.

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Why do you keep returning to this
corner of it? There is dumbness everywhere?

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But I really do love Cereal.
I love the witness and the crudginess.

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I love spots. I love balls. When I was saying, oh

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my ketch it out, keep a
ball the spode and my friends would laugh,

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why we take it out of the
ball. That's where it's going GQ.

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Larry David told me that it was
because there's a K in breakfast.

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Jerry says, everybody knows that K
is the funniest letter. Gary Coleman said

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that recently. Jerry said, oh
yeah, everybody knows. Kay. Or

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see, it's the sound when you're
trying to get people's attention in a crowded

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nightclub, they can hear K.
All right, Jerry? Why a movie

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because they wouldn't put me in mad
Men. I love that kind of comedy.

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I love office comedies. I love
stupid people in suits, and it

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was COVID. I had nothing to
do, so I got talked into it.

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It wasn't my idea. Seinfeld wasn't
my idea either. I kept getting

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dragged into things and surrounded by the
most amazing people. These movie people are

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unbelievable. They're insane. Like we
had a prop master. She had a

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room and it was Florida ceiling toys
and bikes and clothes from that era.

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Everybody does their job one hundred fifty
percent. It's weird. Jerry's getting some

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pickup from this interview his comments on
the movie business industry. Jerry said,

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they're so dead serious. They don't
have any idea that the movie business is

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over. They have no idea that
is making the trades. Jerry says film

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does not occupy the pinnacle and the
social cultural hierarchy that it did for most

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of our lives. When a movie
came out, if it was good,

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we all went to see it,
We all discussed it, We quoted lines

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and scenes we liked. Now we're
walking through a fire hose of water just

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trying to see Disorientation replaced the movie
business. Everyone I know in show business

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every day is going, what's going
on? How do you do this?

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What are we supposed to do?
Now? I've done enough stuff that I

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have my own thing, which is
more valuable than it's ever been. Stand

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up is like you're a cabinet maker
and everybody needs a guy who's good with

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wood. There's trees everywhere, but
to make a nice table, it's not

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so easy. So the metaphor is, if you have good craft and craftsmanship,

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you're kind of impervious to the whims
of the industry. Audienceers are now

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flocking a stand up because it's something
you can't fake. It's like platform diving.

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You could say you're a platform diver, but in two seconds we can

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see if you are or you aren't. So that's interesting. Later in this

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segment, I'm going to play a
clip from Rogan, So just remember what

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Jerry just said there because it's gonna
be relevant later. Jerry said, that's

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what people like about stand up.
They can trust it. Everything else is

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fake. Unfrosted. I can't remember
that. I keep calling it pop towards

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movie unfrosted, Netflix, May third, random stray thought, just I threw

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it here in my script, Helper, Remember Conan O'Brien just dropped a travel

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show on HBO Max Max, HBO
Max. Did that have any impact on

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popular culture at all? Other than
a few days before there were a ton

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of Conan articles, But like,
did anyone watch it? Is anyone talking

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about it? It just kind of
came and went and happened. And remember

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when Conan gave up the TBS show, was like, Oh, he's gonna

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have a show on HBO, and
we were waiting years for it. It

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just kind of happened. Does anyone
care? Gabe Iglesias has inked a two

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stand up deal with Netflix. The
first we'll tape at the Hard Rock in

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Hollywood, Florida in July twelfth through
the fourteenth. No dates on those.

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The eight hundred Padungerilla had a bunch
of people at Moon Tower and they reviewed

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a few shows, and I thought
i'd share what they said. As for

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Shane Gillis, they said he's handling
the transition into being an arena comic with

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certain ease on stage. You talked
about what goes into picking an intro song,

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why he should be a high school
football coach. We've heard him do

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that before. Accidentally sending nude Snapchat
photos different topic when you stop being friends

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with your mom and opening a down
syndrome coffee shop, as well as a

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joke that Lorne Michaels woudn't let him
tell. In his monologue Eight hundred Pound

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Gorilla writes, if there's an earnestness
to gill Us on stage, there's anything,

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but when it comes to Martin or
Bono, if you've never seen Orbono

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stand up before, it's far easier
to explain by recommending you watch a few

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clips first. By design, Orbano's
act consists of a persona that doesn't necessarily

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translate well into reading. Oh,
I'm sure my third hand recap of this

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show is going to really convey what
he does. That's because the beauty of

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what he does is in the delivery, as he satirizes the brogue culture,

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misogyny, and much more that you
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what he's doing. So even if
I play you audio, I guess we

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have to go. So see Martin
o'brano. They also went to see Burbiglia.

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Barbiglia has that gift as a storyteller
to keep you truly invested from start

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to finish. So much that it
doesn't feel like it's been a full hour

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by the time he's done. It's
effortless. That was precisely the vibe we

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got from his show last weekend.
The show was completely sold out, comprised

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of his large fan base, some
of whom had told me they've seen him

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many times before. Some of the
topics for Biggs did included what a different

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time it is for parenting versus how
when he was raised. Okay, I

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mean I heard that kind of material
at the bar every week, I hear

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it in my car on the weekend. I see it on the internet.

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Hopefully for Biggs did the good version
of that. That is not the most

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original material. You know, back
in the seventies, we just all piled

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into the station wagon and we didn't
have seat belts in the back seat.

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Dad slammed the brakes and you went
fly to the glasses like you've heard that,

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right, You've heard that bit,
But I don't know. For Bigs

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probably did a good version of it. The emotion of being a parent,

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realizing how little he actually knows,
balancing the calendar to make time for your

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spouse, how the DARE program is
a double negative. We Dare You Not

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to Do Drugs? And a parody
song he wrote in high school to the

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tune of Bust to Move the title
to Bust Them Drugs. Andrew Santino is

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going to get a pop this week. He's going on Travis Kelcey's New Heights

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podcast. Santino shared a video on
his Instagram story where he's with Travis Kelcey.

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You know, Travis Kelcey is dating
Taylor Swift Now. One time at

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the Golden Globes, Joe Coy made
a joke about Taylor. But I'm not

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playing it for you because you don't
appreciate recurring jokes. Santino discussed how he

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came up with his Cheeto nickname.
We also learned from Santino how he came

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up with the nickname Cheeto. All
right, here's that clip of Joe Rogan

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that I mentioned yesterday. The guest
here is I've frozen his name. I

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wanted to say Chris Tucker. It's
not Chris Tucker, it's Tucker Carlson,

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two totally different people. Doesn't really
matter that Tucker's there, but that's the

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other voice. You hear Joe Rogan
talking about joke thieves and then how Chris

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Rock uses the writer's room, and
this will take you all the way to

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the break. I think creativity is
in everybody. It's just a matter of

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percent. It's in everybody. It
just requires honesty. Yeah, and any

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impediment to creativity is line sure.
And yeah, I used to say that

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about joke thieves, that one of
the real problems with joke thieves is when

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they get caught and then they have
to write their own material. And the

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problem is they don't understand the language. They just know how to say the

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sounds. Like if you told me
what to say in French, I can't

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speak French. But if you told
me what to say and I practice it

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and I said it right, you
think, wow, that guy speaks French.

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Yes, So that's what comedy's like. So if you got a guy

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who knows how to repeat other people's
jokes, but he does know how to

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create him. See, comedy is
one of the rare things where someone when

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it, Like you get a guy
like Shane Gillis. That guy writes his

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own stuff. He edits it it, he thinks it out in his head,

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he performs it, he produces it. He changes the order of things

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that it's a complete Everybody does it
pretty much the same way. There's a

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few guys that hire writers, and
there's that's honorable. There's nothing wrong with

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the hiring writer. And it's also
gives jobs to other comics, because some

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comics are just really good writers and
then not so good at performing. And

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so people will work on stuff,
they'll collaborate on stuff. Like Chris Rock

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would do this thing where he would
hire comics and they didn't write the jokes

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for him, but they would be
like guys. He would bounce stuff off,

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so he would have his ideas,
he would go on stage, and

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then after a set they would all
meet and they would talk about the set,

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and you know, guys would have
taglines like you could say this,

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oh great, and they write that
down they're adding. So it's a collaboration.

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So you have the master. You
have Chris Rock, who is so

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open minded and intelligent and humble that
he brings in other masters and says,

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tell me what I'm doing wrong.
So the Webby Awards happened all of a

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sudden. There was a press release
going, Hey, here's everybody who won

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the Webby Awards, and I'm kind
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have to pay to enter and they
give away so many awards it's like,

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are you even really winning anything or
is it just you know? Best podcast?

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Released by Johnny Mack on a Wednesday. The nominees are this episode and

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last week's episode. Give us the
two hundred and fifty dollars so you can

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be in our little thing. I'm
just gonna read comedy related ones and this

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will give you an idea for how
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categories. There are the Webby Award
for Comedy, Comma show, parentheses,

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podcasts, all right, comedy podcasts. What show do you think won the

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Webby Award? You can guess for
the rest of the year, and you're

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never gonna come up with us never
ever, ever. I've never even heard

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of this show. And aside from
like I suck, I'll remind you I

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work in podcasting. I'll remind you
that I've hosted the show for almost five

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years now, and before that all
my time it's serious. But for the

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last five years, every day I
google the words comedy and comedian and I

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must suck because I've never heard of
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and

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Katya. Anyway, that won the
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The People's Voice Award for Comedy Comma
Shows Parentheses podcast went to ConA and O'Brien.

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The Webby Award for Featured Guest comm
My Individual Episodes Parentheses Podcasts went to

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kat Williams. Yeah, that was
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Comma Individual Episodes Podcasts went to Las
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right, so that's already four things
that are like made up categories. Can

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we just do like Best Comedy Podcasts
and be done with it? Saturday Night

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Live won the Webby Award for Events
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The Simpsons, Maggie Simpson and Rogue
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Comedy Comma Branded Entertainment. Parentheses Video
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the numbers, so twenty one twenty
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won the Webby Award for Best Indie
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Podcasts. You Excited? John Stewart
brought out his fastball on Monday I'm sure

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it's a combination of he feels passionate
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little bit. But he took a
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segment called ark is Most Tremendously Wanted. John Stewart said that the current trial

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of Donald Trump will obviously be a
test to the fairness of the American legal

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system, but it's also a test
of the media's ability to cover Donald Trump

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in a responsible way, a task
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the past. He then played some
clips from people on CNN and MSNBC.

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He then mocked them and said,
so brave, well done. Stuart said,

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perhaps if we limit the coverage to
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to create an all encompassing spectacle of
the most banal of details, perhaps that

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would help. Then he played some
clips of cable news showing Trump arriving and

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leaving court each day. John said, seriously, we're going to follow this

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guy to court every day? Are
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Simpson, It's not a chase he's
commuting. So the media's first attempt,

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the very first attempt on the first
day of the trial, it's self control.

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It failed. Here at the Basement
Podcast Company, we've actually ramped up

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the ballot podcasts. We figure John
Stewart's gonna get mad at us, but

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we figured, hm, Trump plus
porn star plus trial probably some good comedy

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there. So we're going to be
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ballot to get your shows. Sydney
Comedy Festival begins. I know you're like,

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John, you never talk about Australian
comedy. Well, we got another

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festival. My takeaway here so unlike
the Melbourne Festival, where every day I

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clicked on the website and I was
like, oh, this thing hasn't loaded

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yet. Today I actually prepared.
I pulled three days worth of clips for

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myself, so I have my act
together today and I'll tell you the same

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thing I said for Melbourne. Something's
broken in the United States. Because I'm

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playing these clips of comedians. The
comedians happened to be women and they're all

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wonderful. So something's wrong in the
States where women comedians are underrepresented or not

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getting a shot, or there's something
in the water in Australia. I don't

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know, but I'm looking at the
Australian comedy scene and going wow, there

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are a lot of really funny women. One of the women at the Sydney

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Festival, and I'm not stupid.
She's not Australian. The festival is Australian.

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Is Fern Brady? You watched her
on Netflix the other day, didn't

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you. Well, she's at the
Sydney Festival. The Scotsman said. She's

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absolutely fearless. There's nowhere she won't
go and nothing she won't say on stage,

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and she'll switch from snarling and menacing
the sweet and girlish in an instant.

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The Evening Standard four stars. She
is distinctly acerbic and skating, but

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most importantly hugely entertaining to let's listen. I finally got diagnosed autistic. It's

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actually been really hard for me because
there's not a lot of representation of hot

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women within the autistic community. So
be the change you want to see in

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the world. I guess it's just
me and great a Funberg representing and it

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makes sense because a lot of stuff
people do seems really alien to me.

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Like a lot of my friends are
getting married now and I keep saying that

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my boyfriend, who's like my translator
for human behavior. Why are all these

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people we know getting married? And
he justifies it the way a lot of

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people justify it. He says,
they're getting married firm because they want the

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opportunity to declare their love for one
another in front of Oh they're family.

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I'm laughing because I would actually have
to be on ecstasy to do something like

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that. Yeah, why don't I
make her sex tape? But what my

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emotions? That was a good clip. That's actually better than the Netflix teaser

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that I played the other day.
All right, Kirsty Webeck, I think

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I played her for Melbourne and I
think this is a different clip. I'm

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kidding, Old the brain fills up. Her show is called I'll be the

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Judge of That. She's recently learned
more about her relationship with Farmers, She's

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had a harrowing experience with classical music, and a special thing happened to her

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at the airport. The Sydney Morning
Herald says, consistently enjoyable and impossible to

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dislike. Let's listen. I was
in the supermarket recently in a small child

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yelled out at me how you look
like a man? And I said,

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can you play so much? To
my boss. So it's reflected in my

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pie. Just boom, just just
got him. I didn't even have a

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boss. You know. Well in
your face. In all four you'll find

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the tape, coffee and some sass
about the gender pay gap. I don't

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mind things like that though, Like
sometimes I like to walk into the Maya

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makeup counter just to see four sales
assistants have no idea what to do.

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I was in an uber recently and
the driver said to me, I thought

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your name was Kirsty and I said
it is and I thought this is going

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to be good, and he said, ah ha, yeah, ha,

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we are right. I was just
I thought Kirsty was a girl's name,

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and there was not enough time to
explain that gender is a social construct,

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so I said it is a girl's
name. And In Today's a non controversy

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controversy from The New York Post,
a British comedian has sparked to beat after

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mocking his pregnant wife's walk. Daniel
O'Reilly, who goes by Damper Laughs,

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filmed his heavily pregnant wife in a
supermarket while making fun of her gait.

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The TikTok has gone viral. Boy
I hope the government doesn't shut down TikTok,

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because then we won't get videos like
this anymore. In the TikTok video,

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Daniel asks why pregnant women walk like
they're about to start a scrap.

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She looks like she's just come out
of a pub, had ten stell of

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ears, and she's deep on the
pub grub. The wife tells the comedian

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to shut up. Some of the
comments. One user wrote, because we're

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in pain, baby is heavy and
pushing down. Another user said because there's

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literally a bowling ball between my legs. Someone else said it's a level of

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discomfort you can't understand unless you've lived
it. Another said I was about to

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get defensive being a heavily pregnant woman, but I'm crying laughing, and that

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is your comedy needs for today.
I put out another substack on Tuesday,

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and there's another one out on Wednesday. The link is in the show notes.

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It's mcdeepod dot substack dot com.
If you want to read me rambling

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about various topics. Yesterday was about
Netflix streaming. Wednesdays is about Oh,

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this whole thing with Megan Mark and
her selling jam. It is so entertaining.

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We've been covering that over on the
Palace Intrigued podcast, But if you

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want to read about it, that's
in the substack today. The substack is

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free, so you know, subscribe
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That's your comedy needs for today,
See tomorrow.