Jerry Seinfeld's show interrupted by protestors

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.

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SNL did their annual year end joke
swaps between Jost and Shay. The one

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I like the best was written by
Michael Jay, voiced by Colin Jost,

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who said chat GPT has released a
new voice assistant feature inspired by Scarlett Johansson's

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AI character in Her, which I've
never bothered to watch because without that body,

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what's the point of listening. That's
a good joke. In case you

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don't get the joke, Colin Jost
is married to Scarlett Johansson. That's why

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it's funny. Jerry Seinfeld insists on
being in this podcast every single day.

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What happened now, Johnny Mack.
Jerry's there in Virginia. He's just trying

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to do his little comedy show.
Here's some alliteration. A pro Palestinian protester

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proceeded to stand up and shout insults
towards Jerry Seinfeld, calling him a genocide

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supporter. The protester yelled, save
the children of Gaza, no more American

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tax dollars for genocide. Audience members
began quickly booing the heckler and demanded that

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he shut up and get out.
The protester kept shouting to the audience,

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you should be ashamed of yourself.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

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According to TMZ, Jerry said,
this is fun. I like this.

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I think your message is really resonating
with the crowd. People seem to be

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on your side. Wow. The
protester responded, how dare you support a

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genocide? According to the version I'm
seeing, Jerry supposedly said, I like

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it when that you hater spice up
the show. According to TMZ, additional

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videos from the night showed an audience
member starting a fight with the protester,

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eventually grabbing the protester in a headlock. Security cheam and escorted the protester out

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of the room. The crowd chanted
Jerry, Jerry Jerry. TMZ says they

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were about eight demonstrators throughout the show
who were all escorted out by security.

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Wow. Eyewitnesses say Jerry told his
audience not to boo and supported their right

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to protest. Rachel Feinstein's new special
is out on Netflix today. It is

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called Big Guy in The Guy.
Rachel describes her life as the wife of

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a firefighter, a mother, and
a stand up comic. In the words

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of her three year old daughter,
my daddy's a hero and my mommy's sarcastic.

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Today's one of those days where we
see if Johnny Mack can make an

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episode out of nothing. I just
played my two cards. Everything else is

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me shocking and jiving. A Vulture
had somebody at Anthony Jesselnick's show at the

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Netflix Festival. John wasn't that two
weeks ago? It was, but according

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to Vulture, Anthony opened his show
talking about how an audience member had thought

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a joke he told a week earlier
it was problematic. Jessel next said he

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had closed his show with that joke, so we vowed to stop closing with

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it. Instead, he decided to
open with it. During his set,

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he joked about politics, redecorating his
place, telling jokes in the South,

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porn addiction, having a day job
fifteen years ago, and the time that

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Kanye West attended one of his shows. All right, let me read verbat

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him here speaking of being canceled,
Jessnaok takes a long pause at one point,

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ramping up to talk about the subject. He says, and let me

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see if I can recreate it here. I'm again's cancel culture. That's my

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impression of a crappy comic trying to
get on Rogan. He closed with the

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story about Norm McDonald. When jessel
Nick was asked to host Last Comic Standing,

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he initially said no. When they
told him Norm was a judge,

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he said yes. For the first
few episodes, they didn't get along.

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Then they went on Larry King and
Norm suggested that they start a bitter feud

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just for fun on the show.
So Nick goes out and talks about how

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much he doesn't like Norm. Then
it was Norm's turn. When asked about

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Jessa Nick, Norm said Larry He's
one of the greats. A prank on

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the audience, and Larry King was
turned on jess Nick. Ultra says Jesselnick's

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set was a tight forty eight minutes. Here's an article that Scott Beckett's gonna

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like. It is entitled five surprise
comedians Joe coy could bring to his Portland

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main show. Now you know Joe
Coy, right, He's the guy that

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hosted the Golden Globes and he got
a little controversy with Taylor Swift. He

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told this horrible, mean joke like
you know, I come here. I

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just want to, you know,
brighten up your day. I'm not looking

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to be mean, but just you
know, not everybody knows who Joe Cooy

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is, and I want you to
understand who this guy is. He's just

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a vicious comedian that goes after Taylor
Swift. What's not to like about Taylor

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Swift? She's out there singing her
songs and then this guy has to go

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and say this. The big difference
between the Golden Gloves and the NFL.

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On the Golden Gloves, we have
fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. I

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mean, brutal right. I don't
blame Taylor for sitting there and not laughing

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at that joke and just making a
mean face and basically wrecking Joe Cooy's career.

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I mean that was just uncalled for
anyway. WJBQ dot com, Scott,

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I told you I'm trying to make
a show out of nothing today,

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go with the bit relax. They
asked five surprise comedians Joe Koy could bring

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to his Portland main show. I
love the word. Could you know I

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could have Jerry Seinfeld co hosting this
podcast tomorrow? You never know. You'll

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have to download it to find out. Is it statistically likely? No,

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but it could happen, all right. The first person that Joe Cooy might

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possibly perhaps bring to the Cross Insurance
Arena on November fourteenth, they suggest,

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Chelsea Handler. Sure, Joe Cooy's
ex girlfriend is just going to get at

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his show in Maine. Seems likely. Next up, Adam Sandler. Sure,

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Adam Sandler is just gonna pop into
Joe Coy's show in Maine in November

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because he's promoting Happy Gilmore two.
And what other way could Adam Sandler get

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anyone to talk about him than just
doing a cameo Joe coyced Maine? What

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is this? Article? Number Three? Who could show up at Joe Cooy's

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show? Nicki Glazer Q ninety seven
point nine Hit Music tells us there may

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not be a comedian that is trending
more right now than Nicki Glazer. Nicki

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could ride the wave and be a
huge surprise for the Cross Insurance Arena crowd.

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Yeah, I mean career wise,
that makes sense, right, She's

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riding high. It's May twenty first, sit tight for four or five months,

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show up in Maine in November,
do a cameot to Joe Coy concert.

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I'll recap it. I'll do the
Taylor Swift bit. Nicki Glazer gets

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some pressed. That makes a ton
of sense. Next up, Bob Marley.

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This almost makes sense. Bob Marley
known as the comedian from Maine.

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He plays in Maine a lot,
so sure that might make sense. Next

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up, Rob Gronkowski qu ninety seven
point nine hit music Rights. This one

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is way out of left field.
You think, actually, you should have

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made a football pun there. No, Gronk is a comedian, but he

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shocked a lot of people with how
funny he can be during the ROAs to

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Tom Brady, wouldn't it be great
if he was a surprise guest in Portland

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for Joe's show? I mean,
yeah, sure, great suggestions there.

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Appreciate that one killed two minutes on
a slow news day. I love you.

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Harry Shearer spoke to Exclaim don c
a about The Simpsons and he says

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the cimpizens is not going woke.
Relax, folks say, the show has

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become woke in recent years and one
of my characters has been affected. I

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voiced the black physician doctor Hibbert,
who I based on Bill Cosby. Back

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then, he was known as the
whitest black man on television. Then a

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couple years ago, I received an
email saying that employed a black actor who

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then copied my voice. The result
is a black man imitating a white man

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imitating the whitest black man on TV. I haven't seen an episode of The

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Simpsons in a minute, and I
like this a lot. It's just I

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fell out of the habit when they
started being inconsistent with when it aired after

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football, like it aired after football. But I try and tape it and

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I wind up with a lot of
incomplete episodes, and it just broke the

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habit. You can't break the habit
with stuff. You gotta be there,

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Like later this year, I'm taking
a major trip. I may have to

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pretape a lot of episodes, but
I'm going to do it. You're going

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to get an episode in the feed
every day. Can't break the habit with

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the listeners. Jimmy Kimmel is going
to host a fundraiser for President Biden on

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June fifteenth in Los Angeles. No
venue yet, but George Clooney and Julia

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Roberts will be there. Tickets started
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up to five hundred one thousand dollars. And in case we couldn't tell which

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way kimme A leaned in this particular
election, I think he's made it clear.

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The gods of slow news day have
hooked me up. Vulture wrote an

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article twenty five essential Bob's Burger's episodes. Thank you Vulture so much for this.

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I need this today. Vulture tells
us it's been updated with more our

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episodes ahead of the Bob's Burgers season
fourteen finale. This thing is claiming I've

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been on for fourteen years now.
Longtime listeners know what I'm gonna ask here,

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But if you're new, let me
just focus for a second. I'm

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gonna ask you two questions. I'm
very serious here. Two questions. One

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have you ever seen Bob's Burgers?
Like, have you ever actually seen the

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show? I get that it exists
in popular culture, for example an article

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and Vulture where there are t shirts
where they're a merch where people talk about

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this show. I get it,
But have you ever actually seen it?

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I know you would watch football and
Joe Buck would say after the game,

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an all new episode of Bob's Burgers, and then they would put this really

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long postgame show there, during which
you would switch over to NBC and watch

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Sunday Night football. Did Bob's Burgers
actually air? Did you watch it?

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You didn't watch it, You watched
more football. Was there a promo,

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Sure there was a promo. Is
there artwork? Sure there's artwork. But

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you've ever actually seen Bob's Burgers?
You have it? Now? Here's what's

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really weird. Have you ever met
anyone who's seen Bob's Burgers? Has anyone

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ever come up to you and said, did you see Bob's Burgers recently?

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To watch it last night? Man? I love Bob's Burgers. I haven't

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met anyone. And this thing has
supposedly been on for fourteen seasons across like

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how many years. Bob's Burgers supposedly
debuted January ninth, twenty eleven. You

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ever seen it? No, you
ever met anyone? No? Now,

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I'm not going to read this list. It's on Vulture. I shared it

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in the Facebook group, but Daily
Comedy News podcast group. But just because

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this is an article doesn't mean it
exists. I refer you to this article

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that I'm on right now. List
of Inspectors Spacetime episodes in case you're not

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familiar with Inspector Space Time. It's
the very popular British science fiction show that's

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been on the air for over fifty
years. Created by Sir Anthony bottom Piece

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in nineteen sixty two, the show
follows the adventures of a mysterious being only

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known as the Inspector, a time
and space traveling alien. The show had

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low production values in the first few
seasons were broadcast in black and white,

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despite color being available. A succession
of actors and one actress have portrayed the

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incarnation of the lead care Each actor
wore a variation of the traditional uniform of

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the Inspector, a trench coat,
an ascot and a hat, typically a

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bowler hat. There's an episode list
for example Season one, a Timeless Man,

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The Blorgons, The Trip of Ruin, Ferdinand Magellan, The Gloom of

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Aquanas, the Incas, The Radar
Men, Rain of the Nightmare. I

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can read episode titles for fifty years. Season twenty seven, the Ninth Inspector

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took over. If you're not familiar
with Inspector Spacetime, it's a made up

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bit from Community and I just read
you a ton of episodes, so don't

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tell me Bob's Burgers exists. It
is a hoax. Two questions, Have

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you ever seen Bob's Burgers? No? Have you ever met anyone who has

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seen Bob's Burgers? That answer is
also no. And I have just killed

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off a slow news day. That's
your comedy news say tomorrow,