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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily
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comedy News. I'm gonna joke forgot to Swallow. Why don't
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you do the open a second time? John, because that's
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not fun. That's what actually happened there. I was so excited.
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I think you're feeling where my mood has been lately.
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I just want to do silly things after a month
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of angst. So let's start with that guy, Jay Leonard.
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Remember Jay Leno, He used to host the Tonight Show
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for like twenty two years, and then he'll pop off
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as if he knows anything about late night comedy. That guy,
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he is the worst. Listen to what he's doing. Now. Now,
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this guy Jay Leno, he's gonna serve as the Grand
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Marshal at the Harley Davidson Love Ride. Yeah, the November ninth,
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Southern California. They're trying to raise money for the Wounded
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Warrior Project and adopt the Arts. It's gonna feature music
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from Gene Simmons from Kiss Robert Patrick, remember the guy
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from Terminator too, the bad guy in Terminator two. Yeah,
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he's gonna be there, and Jay Leno is going to
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be the Grand Marshal. For the Love Ride, which has
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raised more than twenty five million dollars benefiting more than
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a dozen charitable organizations. Let's know what Jay Leno had
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to say. I've written alongside thousands a Love Ride for years.
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I'm looking forward to doing it again. Cheers to making
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Love Ride thirty four A memorable one. This guy the
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nerve of this guy. All right, I gotta choose now
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to Jim gaff again again or Joey did is John
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Stewart's story. But the John Stuart story is political. But
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I like to move the stories around. We did a
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lot of gafficing yesterday, so let's do. Let's do John Stewart, Okay,
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John Stewart, I was talking about did you see the
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video last weekend? It was an AI video of the
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President of the United States wearing a crown jumping diarrhea
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on people. Did you see this one? Mike Chishen, did
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you hear me going to the letterman delivery right there?
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That was totally letterment when I did that. Did you
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see this one? Total Dave flift? John Stewart said, I
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think my favorite part of it was Republicans who were
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asked about said diarrhea plane having to say things like, well,
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you know, the American people know that Donald Trump speaks
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his mine and they really appreciate his honest reaction of
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the diarrhea plane. Stuart continued, Mike Johnson was the best
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speaker of the House. Mike Johnson, what do you make
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of the president showing a video of him dropping diarrhea
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from a plane onto American people who were expressing their
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dissatisfaction Stuart, as Johnson said, well, the President, you know,
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he's very satirical. Stuart said, you know, I appreciate the
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satire and I'm not offended, not as American but as
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a comedian. What is this? What exactly is this? What
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is the satire? I'm just curious. Oh, it's diarrhea from
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a plane. I get it now, good one, sir. Stuart
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joked that perhaps the diarrhea plane is a classified thing
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that Trump shouldn't have talked about. Stuart said, I know
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they have a diarrhea plane. I don't even know if
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that was classified. That could have been classified information that
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somehow got out. Someone's going to pay the price for that.
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That's way worse than the signal chat all right. Jim
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gaffickan Bourbon Time case you missed yesterday, I was entertaining myself.
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Jim Gaffigan was profiled by Garden and Gunn, which continues
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to just confuse me. Why is it called that I
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went on their website and like thought I could go
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to like an about page or they would explain, like oh,
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in eighteen thirty four, James Madison something something. I have
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no idea why it's called Gardening gun Tom Wilms spoke
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with Jim Gaffigan, bourbon entrepreneur. Jim explains why the brand
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is called father Time One word, Jim says. The joke
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is that it's not father time as in the time
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you spend with your kids. It's the time that a
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father earns that the joy is earned. On the label
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is my grandfather, who made dentures. He was the first
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in our family to break the cycle of like working
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in coal mines. Not that there's anything wrong with that, Jim,
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making sure he doesn't offend the coal minor comedy fan.
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Jim says, but his work made it possible for my
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father to go to college. I like to say that
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my father sacrifice made it possible for me to tell
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diarrhea jokes. Wow, I didn't even plan this back to
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back diarrhea stories. Welcome to Daily Comedy News. How's your
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Sunday going, Garden and Gunn said, Bourbon is associated with
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the South, but of course it can be made anywhere
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in the US. Jim, do you have thoughts on Bourbon's
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sense of place? Jim said, Because I get to tour
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around doing stand up, I've been able to acquire a
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bourbon from all fifty states. The thing I've come to
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understand is that, particularly in the Southeast, there's a shorthand
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knowledge on bourbon. If you go to a bar in
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Charleston or even Charlotte and asks for the whiskey list,
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it's going to be much more extensive. Obviously, they are
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great whiskey bars throughout the country. Yeah, Jim, you don't
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want to offend people not from the Southeast. There could
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be like some Southwest bourbon fans who are also coal miners.
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Be very very careful, Jim Gaffigan, You don't offend anybody. Ever,
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It's very careful to point out here there are great
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whiskey bars throughout the country. Okay, you got it. Jim's
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not saying only the Southeast has good whiskey bars and
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He's fine if you're a coal miner, all right. Jim
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is not here to offend you. But Jim says, what
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people think is an extensive whiskey list in some northern
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cities would be laughable in the southeast. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I'm from New York City. How dare you insult our
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whiskey list? Jim Gaffigan, Wait until I tell him my
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uncle was a coal miner. The nervous is this guy's
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worse than Jay Leno Guardian and guns. Jim, you towards
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some bourbon material in Kentucky. I can go back to
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talking about the Rio Comedy Festival if you wired. I
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just I just want to do this. Jim. You had
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toured some bourbon material in Kentucky and Tennessee earlier this year.
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Jim said. The tour was called the Bourbon Whiskey Run,
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and it was prompted by a few things. My three
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brothers wanted to do another trip, so we hit places
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like Chattanooga and Owensboro that we hadn't visited yet, and
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we did it by bus. Wait are you trying to
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tell me Jim Gaffigan was on a bus. He's gotta
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have mine. He's gotta fly private, right, Jim Gaffigan private plane.
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Let's see what comes up. Seems like he doesn't. Jim
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tweeted twelve years ago, anyone have a private jet in Columbus, Ohio.
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I'm trying to get to Chicago from my show tonight.
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I wish I was joking. All right, So Jim flies commercial,
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and apparently sometimes Jim Gaffigan takes the bus with his brothers. Yeah, sure,
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that's how the story goes. Jim said, the bus trip
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coincided with my son's spring break, and he opened for
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me a few times. I understood it would not have
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as broad appeal as my other stand up. I've always
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prided myself on having stand up that appeals to diverse
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ages and mentalities. But this is more of a twenty
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one and up material. It helps if you're over thirty
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and out of shape, guardian and gun or whatever that's called.
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Ask Jim, is there anything different about developing a bourbon joke?
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Does bourbon help? I'm sure bourbon helps. Jim once again
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does not want to offend anybody. He's very careful with
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this answer. He says, obviously, both men and women drink bourbon.
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You don't want to exclude anyone, Jim, be very careful.
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You could lose, you know, zero zero one percent of
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your fan base. Obviously, both men and women drink bourbon,
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but I think the male relationship with bourbon being bourbon geeks,
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if you want to call that, is unique. Whoa you
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misogynist bourbon drinking? This guy's worse than Jay Leno? Jay said,
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I've Jay leave it in. Jim said, I've joked about
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this with other guys who were into bourbon because my
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wife considers it kind of a midlife crisis, and I'm like,
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this is better than having an affair. It sure is.
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That would be terrible if he broke up his marriage.
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Obsessing over bourbon and wanting to complete your collection is
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I'm not gonna say it. It's healthy, but it's more
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productive than doing something reckless and more accessible than collecting cars.
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Is that a shot at Jay Leno? I could understand
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taking a shot at Jay Leno who collects a lot
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of cars, because that guy, he's the worst. Did you
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hear him comment on late night television as if he
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knows anything? Gaffigan said, some people collect action figures, and
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I joked that bourbon bottles are like action figures filled
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with liquor. Oh there is more to this article, but
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I will move on because I can spidy. Since you
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guys going, will you cut it out? Okay, I'll cut
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it out. I can talk about Therio on Comedy FESTIL
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if you want. Michelle Wolf said. Someday, I'd really like
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to play Red Rocks out in Colorado. I think that'd
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be really cool, especially because some great people have performed there.
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She told TV Insider. I'm also a very outdoorsy person,
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so combines all the things I love. I want to
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get into some writing. I want to do some scripted things.
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I don't have any desire to host any award shows
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just because I don't think i'm the favorite person. Look
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if they asked me to do it, I'd be like,
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these are the kind of jokes you're gonna get. I
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played her Saudi material on Thursday's podcast. If you missed
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that and want a taste of that. But today we're silly,
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Michelle Wolf said. The last time I hosted something with
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the Correspondent's dinner and they were like, we weren't expecting that.
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I just like to let you know what you're getting
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because that's what I'm going to give you. I'm not
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necessarily going to give you a song or dance, but
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I'll tell you what I think about it. There's some
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shows I want to write, and hopefully I'll get to
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do those in the near future. Eliza Slessinger, she's out
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there hawking the Jeep grand Wagoneer. Bunch of articles about Eliza,
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who's clearly trying to sell you a jeep. We're told
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the Jeep grand Wagoneer, this is not a commercial, this
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is me having fun. Is just sixty five thousand dollars, rugged,
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refined and has enough room for growing families. We're told. Slussnger,
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one of the world's premiere female comedians I guess that's true,
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is known for her sharp wit and stand up comedy.
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It includes insightful commentary on relationships, motherhood, and society comedy
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Rule of three. Eliza Slessinger said, I'm excited to work
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with the Jeep brand on this unconventional Jeep Grand Wagoneer
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ad campaign. I love that they went for something different
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and we're open to paroting traditional vehicle reveals. The Jeep
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grand Wagoneer is beautiful, spacious and hopefully after seeing this film,
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there are more babies in the world ready to fill
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out those three rows. You think she said that, or
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you think somebody over at Jeep sent that over and go?
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Can you prove this quote? So I've been doing this
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a long time. People approved quotes. Ol of our friends
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saw is the global chief marketing officer and said developed
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to run across only the Jeep brands social media channels.
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The family SUV featuring comedian Elizas Leusger does follow our
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underlying Jeep brand ethos, and that is to be memorable
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and put a smile on their faces. Speaking of putting
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a smile on people's faces, this put a smile on
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my face. I was working on some behind the scenes
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ran them through the chatchept there, and here's what we
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learned about you, not me. You. Here's who's listening to
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daily community is, according to artificial intelligence, the audience scus
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mid career to early jen X professionals and dads who
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grew up on Letterman, John Stewart and talk radio. Well
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from the host chair being oh eighty to eighty five
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percent of you or in the US. Then there's Mike Chisholm,
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who listens in Canada. He's the entire Canadian fan base.
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Thank you, Mike. Some other listeners in the UK and
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jump in Daily Companies podcast group. But I especially liked
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the psychographic we are told you, dear listener, listen daily
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for consistency, humor, and perspective. You prefer wits over outrage,
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and this is what made me laugh. You respond to
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clever grumpiness. Love it boy. I have so much leftover
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stuff I might have to do just like an extra
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episode just to catch up. Let's talk about Bob odenkirk
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Men's journal ast Bob Odenkirk, could you have imagined the
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setup of the Nobody films as a comedy sketch back
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when you're doing Mister Show, Odenkirk said, I could certainly
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imagine making fun of action movies. The genre has so
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many cornerstone tropes that it's always fun to make fun
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of any trope and any genre thing. You can make
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fun of anything in a stylistically tropy way. You can
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make fun of Wes Anderson tropes or anything people know.
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one of Steven Seagal's films. We just sat in the
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have just called it the Mystery Science Theater three thousand thing.
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I get that those two things are related, but do
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people know what you're talking about if you say riff tracks?
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Odin Kirk said, because I've done so much comedy, one
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of the conscious thoughts that I had in this action
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areas that you can't really make fun of the tropes
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if you make an action movie. I realized, if I
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want to make a real action movie and I want