Jim Gaffigan's Bourbon Ads: Does Jim need a comedy intervention?

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Kalaroga Shark Media. Hello Johnny mag
with your daily comedy news. According to

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Politico, Rob Schneider was cut off
ten minutes into a half hour set at

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a Republican networking holiday event. This
happened last year. I don't know why

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we're just finding out about it now, but apparently Rob Schneider's material was two

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offensive, other descriptions raunchy, racist, gross, and vulgar. Senator Cindy

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Hyde Smith walked out of the performance. Her spokesperson said she didn't have to

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listen to it, so she got
up and left. Apparently some of the

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other jokes were aimed at Asian people
unquote, including one about quote Korean whorehouses.

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All one hundred and fifty attendees,
which included more than forty Senate chiefs

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of staff, were told received an
apology for organizers the next day, which

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read, this is great. While
we do our best to ensure every aspect

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of our program is professional, courteous, and appropriate, we sincerely regret that

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the entertainment last night's program fell short
of that goal. What did they think

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Schneider was going to do? The
Senate Working Group, the organization that held

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the event, claimed that Schneider broke
a verbal agreement to keep his set relatively

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clean. Meanwhile, Gerrod Carmichael,
who I'm just not interested in, is

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ready to set the record straight about
his joke. Recently, he was on

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The Breakfast Club. He told Charlemagne
the God, you played a clip of

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my stand up, but it started
the punchline, and it like completely erased

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the setup of it. I really
don't like that. It made it seem

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like I'm in some type of race
sexual slavery roleplay with my boyfriend, which

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is untrue. It's so false,
and I expect that type of thing from

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TMZ because they have no humanity.
They don't care about the people that get

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hurt when they report these sorts of
things. But you're a friend, Charlamaine

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said when he played the clip was
the only part of the episode he had

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seen. Carmichael said, yeah,
but I need you to watch the show,

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and anybody watches the show knows it's
not what I said. It's so

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false, it's so untrue. I
don't like that because it's like it has

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nothing to do with my boyfriend,
has nothing to do with the sex that

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we have, is nothing to do
with It's something that people have been reporting

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on I really really don't like it, Carmichael explain in context, the joke

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is about my boyfriend reading so much
that he makes me feel insecure about my

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level of reading. I sometimes joke
to him that our relationship is like that

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of a slave and a master's son
who teaches me how to read by candlelight.

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The gist of the joke is that
Carmichael buys a lot of books but

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never actually reads them. From Late
Night or a great website you should check

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out. SNL almost brought back Keenan
Thompson's OJ Simpson this week, and you

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may have heard that OJ Simpson passed
away. Late Nighter says The sketch got

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as far as dress rehearsal, but
they decided not to include it a weekend

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update. According to people who were
at the dress rehearsal, Thompson has OJ

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dressed as an angel, complete with
a halo above his head, telling Colin

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Jos about his new life in heaven. As the bit progressed, it became

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clear that OJ is in hell but
doesn't realize it. He describes seeing great

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food everywhere, but it turning into
dust whenever he tries to eat it.

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He says he went back to the
physical shape he was as a pro football

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player, but whenever he tries to
score, he's off by a yard and

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has to return to the other end
of the field. Colin Jos then suggested

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OJ's actually in hell keenan as OJ
protested, asking if he's in hell,

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why are his lawyers here too.
Another joke saw Simpson removing his black leather

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glove, only for it to reappear
on his hand. Seems like Collette Fountain,

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who writes for The Daily Beast,
does not enjoy Jimmy Carr the way

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I do the headline on The Daily
Beast byline by Collett Fountain, Jimmy Carr

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really needs you to know how quote
unquote edgy he is. In his latest

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Netflix special, the British comic goes
out of his way to warn viewers that

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he might get canceled. It's exhausting. I don't think you understand Jimmy's act.

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He's been doing that since before cancel
became a term associated with comedy.

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He has always done that. That
is what the act is. He has

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always done the a you can't say
this thing, and then he pushes it

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and pushes it to illustrate it.
That's what the act is. If you

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don't like the act, that's fine, But that would be like somebody doing

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twenty minutes complaining that Adam Saylor movies
are stupid. That person doesn't understand what

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an Adam sailor will. Wait.
I like Jimmy car lot, I haven't

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seen the special yet, clude Fountain
writes. If you miss the trailers or

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his Instagram post in which he prehemptively
apologizes to insert a grieve party name here,

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don't worry, because Car drives the
point home. The second especial begins,

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opening with people say, you can't
choke about anything these days. Watch

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me now. The comic goes on
to use a litany of buzzwords associated with

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anti woke, miss jokes that might
get me canceled, and a segment of

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deliberately controversial jokes ensure that Car's agenda
is not lost in translation. Again,

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that's what a Jimmy Carr special is. If telling himself that his critics are

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part of the zombified Wocladi mob helps
Car maintain his ignorance to the consequence of

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his comedy, that so be it. We all need to find a way

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to sleep at Night whatever. Kevin
Hard announced a tour. It is called

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Acting My Age. I believe he
had been a sort of touring under in

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progress or work in progress or next
act in progress. Anyway, it's got

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a name now my Age. I
know this was starting on Long Island.

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I'll also play Seattle, Portland,
Houston, Oakland, at Boston, Philly,

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some other places, including the Great
Outdoors Comedy Festival in Edmonton July twelfth

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through the fourteenth. I thought this
one was interesting. This also from Late

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Nighter. They noticed that the Conan
O'Brien profile and the Holliad reporter mentions that

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Team Coco slate includes a show staring
Cheers co stars Ted Danson and Woody Harrelson.

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Here let me read it. Seeing
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description teases the podcast is a chance
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amazing friends that they've each met over
the decades. That is, when Ted

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can get a hold of Woody.
It's not a straight Cheers rewatch. Danson

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has suggested that Cheers will be a
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Woody, we don't really know each
other after thirty years of not being together

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every day, so we're catching up
with each other. The truth is we're

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having a ball. So in a
previous life, this podcast was pitched to

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me and the other people in the
room. We all looked at each other

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and to us, I think this
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like an agent fishing for money,
and our vibe was Neither Ted nor Woody

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actually wanted to do a podcast.
They just wanted to get paid to do

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a podcast. That version of the
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We didn't develop it. Good luck
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This is a recording became the thirteenth
comedy album and the first by woman to

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be inducted into the National Recording Registry. The other albums are Tom Lair's Songs

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by Tom Lair from nineteen fifty three, Mort Sahl's At Sunset from nineteen fifty

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eight, Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks
Two Thousand Years with Carl Reiner and Mel

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Brooks from nineteen sixty, Bob Newhart's
The Button Down Mind of Bob Newhart nineteen

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sixty. Stan Freiberg Presents the United
States of America nineteen sixty one, Vaughan

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Maters The First Family in nineteen sixty
two, Bill Cosby, I started out

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as a child nineteen sixty four,
Fire Signed Theaters. Don't crush that Dwarf,

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Hand me the pliers nineteen seventy.
Boy, these are all ancient records.

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George Carlin's Class Clown nineteen seventy two
sounds modern, but that's fifty years

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ago now. Groucho Marks an Evening
with Grouchow from nineteen seventy two. What's

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that? This was a double album
by the witty TV and film comedian.

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It's all I can tell you about
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that. I guess I could look
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See a one man show by grouch
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York's Carnegie Hall, someplace in Iowa, and somewhere in San Francisco. Still

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not much to tail on it.
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seventy eight and Steve Martin's A Wild
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I don't know. Do things have
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this list? I don't know.
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I am stumbling left and right,
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edits because I flew red Eye from
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please please stop flying red Eyes with
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of the red Eyes I take.
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scream the whole flight. Now,
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we're trying to sleep. Everyone knows
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people with the babies. What are
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that was pretty good. And I
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who was one of the supporters of
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visit, and I was at a
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Kenny. Kenny, hope you're doing
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show, you can buy me a
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Dot com slash Daily Comedy News.
You can't buy Glenna beer because we're not

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Okay, we have to do an
intervention. This intervention is for Jim

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Gaffigan. This clip I'm going to
play from Jim Gaffigan hawking his new bourbon

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is really, really terrible. I
suggest, even though this is my podcast,

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I suggest you hit thirty second skip
because this is really really better.

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You prepared. We need to get
to Jim and tell him to cut this

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out because this is no working gym
Gaffigan here. Let's listen. There are

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these trends in the bourbon industry,
like, oh, our bourbon was on

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a ship at sea. You're not
going to get a toy. Sorry,

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we don't do that here at Father
Time. But I do give each barrel

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a pep talk, and since I
am a qualified life coach, it's pretty

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important and I think you can taste
it. No, you're doing great,

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You are doing great. You are
not you are not swelling. What happens

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often is there's a moment of story
time. Once upon a time there was

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a barrel named Bennie, and well, Benny he was a fifteen year old

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seventy five twenty three eighteen ten mash
pumps. Yes, he was a four

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grain and well he had always dreamed
of after he was turned into father time

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Bourbon, that he would go over
Niagara Falls. It's a true story,

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Jim bro Stop it's not working at
all. Just come on and go.

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Hey, Schim Gaffigan, I have
anuw Bourbon. I hope you like it.

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Stop with whatever you're doing, it
is not working. Let's take a

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look at the festivals. If you're
in Dubai and go see a Mayor's Zar

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today. Amyer Zars is a comedic
journey through being Palestinian and Arab in today's

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times. That's probably a very very
interesting show. Moontower tonight. I like

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this title. Cheers Queers. That's
at the Creek in the Cave at six,

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The State at seven o'clock, Tim
Robinson at seven, Stars in Bars.

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Some of these stars include Joel,
Nicole Johnson, Let's see Andy Kindler,

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Sam Jay, James Adomian, Ian
Carmel, Shane Torres. That's a

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nice little show. Need to Know
at seven o'clock. Eastmo at seven and

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the Texans at seven point thirty,
Cam Patterson at seven thirty. Comedy Confidential

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seven thirty Sam Jay at eight,
Drew Lynch at eight, Sarah Schaeffer at

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eight thirty. She's Fantastic, Mary
Radzinski at eight thirty. New York's Finest

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nine o'clock, The Internationals nine o'clock, Ken Flora is nine to thirty,

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Boy Moon Tower is Busy Night,
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at nine thirty, Surrounded at nine
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on Zip ten thirty, Avery Pearson
at eleven, and the after party at

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eleven. Okay, Let's do Cheers
Queers at six. That'll take us about

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seven thirty. Let's do Let's grab
a beer, and then let's do Sarah

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Shaeffer at eight thirty. That'll take
us to ten or so, so we

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can probably catch a late show.
Let's do the eighty eight show with Avery

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Pearson. Also on that show Carmen
Christopher, Jeremiah Watkins, Andy Haynes,

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Cipher Sounds, Jenny Zigrino eleven o'clock
at Antones okay, and at Melbourne.

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No, I didn't preload the site. What are you crazy? I'm not

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pulling clips because it can barely speak
today. I need a nap. Let's

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That's a good time, all right, let's do that one. Two

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it's a voting night. Let's do
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recording her new special at the Grove
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is producing it. Caro Burnett will
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from the Greasy Awards in Beverly Hills
on May twenty first, and Olivia with

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this, an Australian comedian has bored
anyone over the age of eighty five from

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his stand up shows after getting into
some words with an elderly crowd member,

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Blake Pavey shared a video from a
recent show. His opener got into it

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with a man in the audience who
was heckling in with barbs like I wish

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you had some talent and say something
funny. Mate. The opener shot back

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and said, is property not enough
for you? They have to come and

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ruin my night. Pavey then took
the stage for his sets and got into

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it with the older gentleman and said, how does the oldest seaword here have

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the lowest IQ yelled out, I'm
still waiting to laugh. Payvee said,

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on American being an entitled seaword,
What a shacker. The man got up

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from his seat and went to leave. Payvee clocked it and joked, sorry,

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I'm trying to listen, but we
have a dementia patient in the room.

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The man yelled back, I'm still
waiting to laugh. The man then

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said I wish you were funny,
mate. Pavey said, I wish you

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weren't a sea word, but we
can't all have what we want. Oh

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okay, there was probably a better
version of me telling that story if I'm

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awake, but I am not stop
taking babies on red eyes. See tomorrow