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Callaroga Shark Media. The Daily Comedy News podcast is like
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real life. If you didn't listen to the Weekend. It
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was a lot of fun. The Weekend was silly and
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there was some alcohol involved. But now it's Monday morning,
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and Monday mornings are kind of like, uh, I hate
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Monday morning. So we're gonna talk about politics. Hi, I'm
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Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Roywood Junior to
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Rolling Stone. They were curious, politics in America can feel
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pretty bleak right now. How do you even begin to
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make it funny? Roywood Junior said, I think you make
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it truthful first, and from there fuddy will follow. There
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are a lot of things happening right now that you
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can't necessarily go, well, what's the funny part of all
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the deportations? But if you go, what's the funny part
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about the policies or the hypocrisy of it, or National
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Guard troops sleeping in public because you sent them there
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without hotel accommodations, you can find the moments of truth
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in the midst of all this calamity, and through that
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you're able to find the humor. Roy said, there's always
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some injustice. There's always somebody dead that shouldn't have dined.
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I've been doing comedy for twenty seven to twenty eight
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years now, so there isn't some sort of oh, what
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they're doing, what now? Well, let me really dial in
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and make it funny. I don't think any comedian that
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tacks issues in this world is doing anything different than
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they were ten or fifteen years ago. John Oliver, John Stewart,
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Bill Mard, take your pick. They're doing what they've always done,
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but feels different, affects you differently. Water tastes different when
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you're thirsty. I don't think any comedian sits down to
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write the joke that's going to heal you. I see
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you're in pain, Try this joke. We're here to provide
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escape the solutions. That's not our responsibility. Joe Rogan, who
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might not be the sharpest tool in the shed. I've
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got a story that I haven't been able to get to.
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Maybe tomorrow. Joe Rogan suggested President Trump should replace Gavin
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Newsom as governor of California and fix California after Trump
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finishes his second term as US President. Rogan said, just
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take over California and fix it. It'd be hilarious. If
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he did, it would be one of the funniest things
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of all time if an eighty two year old man
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steps into the office of governor of California. Brogan said
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he recently spoke with a friend who he's leaving Los
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Angeles because that friend can't stand the state's politics anymore.
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Rogan said, it's like everybody went crazy. It's like there's
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something that happened because of the pandemic and the Black
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Lives Matter protests and the riots and all the chaos.
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Whatever the temperature of the society was, it hit societal
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global warming where it's like it's time to investigate greenland,
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It's time to move north, Like this is a bad climate. Now,
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this sucks. Now as why is this? Joe Rogan may
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or may not be. There is a flaw in his logic.
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You see, the next California gubernatorial election is in twenty
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twenty six, so Trump wouldn't be able to run until
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the twenty thirty election, at which point President Donald Trump
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would be eighty four years old. News we caught up
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with Leslie Jones. They covered a whole bunch of topics.
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One thing I thought was interesting, She says, I don't
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think it is now. But I think when I first
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came out, it was harder for women to have blue
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comedic material. I think now it's more open for us
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just to be as dirty as the men. New topic,
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Leslie feels there has to be a change in Late Night.
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When you look at Late Night, all you see is
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white men in blue suits. And I'm not saying that
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they're not bomb. I love Jimmy, I love Seth, I
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love Stephen Colbert, but it's all we've ever seen. Wait,
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which Jimmy's you love? She said, I love Jimmy, I
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love Seth, I love Stephen Colbert. Now in that order,
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Seth is on? In was her brain thinking NBC? Does
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she love Jimmy Kimmel but not love Jimmy Fallon? Should
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I start a controversy? Leslie's view is that the Late
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Night's shake up includes better writing and a woman host,
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ideally a black woman like herself, and more love coming
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through the TV. She's asked about the new season of
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SNL and said, when you leave SNL, you don't pay
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attention to what's going on. I do know they don't
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have a black woman on there. That's one thing I
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have paid attention to. Peacock announced the official premiere for
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Tiffany Hattish Goes Off, a new docu series out November thirteenth.
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The new series follows Tiffany Hannish and her childhood friends
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as they explore the continent of Africa. Six episodes. The
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women travel to places including Cape Town, Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe,
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and Zanzibar. We're told throughout the trip they take on
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new adventures, deep in their lifelong friendship and explore personal
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connections to the continent. The raw, vulnerable, and unpredictable version
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of Tiffany Handish will leave the viewer crying with laughter
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and sobbing from heartfelt, relatable and real time self healing.
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Bert Kreischer had Sebastian manascalgo on. Sebastian recently played the
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Rhea I Comedy Festival. This was on the Two Bears
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One Cave podcast. Now, I haven't had a chance to
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listen to this yet, but I was curious. Did Bert
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Kreischer ask Sebastian about the reod comedy Festival? But I
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did a search on the transcript. Now, how I do this?
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As I open up on my desktop computer, and I
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phrased it that way because I'm from nineteen eighty On
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my desktop computer, I opened up the Apple podcast app
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and I did a search for find. I searched for
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the word Riod. Nothing came up. I searched for the
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word Saudi. Nothing came up, and I was like, hmm,
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perhaps search isn't working. I should test this. So I
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searched for the word pasta, and pasta did come up
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in context in the transcript. I don't know who's saying this,
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but the words are they go out to dinner and
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you're like, hey, can we get the pasta with it? Oh,
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we don't do that anymore. You don't do that anymore.
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It's like you get upset that you can't share that
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experience with somebody else. So that's what they talked about
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on the podcast. Bert Kreischer was very very excited about
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this interview with Sebastian Maniscalco just back from the comedy
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Festival that he shared this hilarious clip. It was phenomenal.
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I love where you shot it so good. It's expensive.
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You're such an ability to make me giggle that I
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can't figure out You and Ny Pargott to the two
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people who can make me laugh, and I can't figure
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out how to replicate what you do. That's it. You're done.
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Do you need to do anything else? What are we doing?
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What else do you have to do on top of
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the stand up comedy? I mean, you're you're a guy
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who's dabbling in a lot of facets of entertainment. How
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long is this going to go on? I'm sure you
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guys are all asking you, like, how long we have
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to come to this house? I s's probably finished the
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Jim Gaffigan Bourbon article right otherwise it'll be like December thirtieth,
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and I'll want to have pre taped the day and
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you'd be like, John, you did three quarters of that
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article four months ago. Why is this coming up today?
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Did you pre tape today? And the answer will be yes.
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But instead I'll just clear it out right now in
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case you missed the weekend, and you should go back
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and listen. Because Johnny Mack was entertaining himself. Jim Gaffigan
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sat down with Garden and Gun and I'm still confused
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why the website is called Garden and Gun and the
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topic is Jim Gaffigan's love of bourbon. We also learned
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yesterday Jim Gaffigan is afraid to offend anyone. Lest he
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lose even one person in the audience, he'll couch everything safely.
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Jim said, what I've learned through my stand up is
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that when I come up with material while I make
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fun of something, I'll then go do that thing. I
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made fun of hiking, I enjoy hiking. I made fun
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of grapefruit juice. I love grapefruit juice. Now maybe he
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should start making fun of not calling people back who
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helped his career early in the serious days. Sorry, I digress,
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Jim said, I'm from the Midwest, and one of those
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was making fun of all those Midwestern dads with basement bars.
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And now I have a bar I constructed, but share
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a drink with my brothers and their spouses in that bar.
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It's one of my favorite moments. Now. Tom Wilms, who
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for Garden Gun, asked Jim gaffigin all these questions, they
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did a lightning round. Question number one, what's the best
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time of a bourbon? Jim, I'm not a day drinker,
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and usually like two and done. Oh, he's a lightweight.
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But if I'm here in Louisville and we're sampling, and
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it's a whole different thing. Question number two, neat rocks
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or cocktail Jim. I'm a big rock guy, but I
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like it neat and has to be of a certain
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quality to be neat. I do like things cold. I
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mean I look like a snowman. I should like ice.
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Hilarious Jim. Question number three, what's your best worst dad joke?
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Jim Gaffikin said, Here's the thing about dad jokes. The
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enjoyment that a father feels and doing a dad joke
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is the discomfort inflicks on the child. It's not about
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it being funny. Like eight year olds, they think it's funny,
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they're figuring it out, they're dumb. But it's about the
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annoyance it provides to a teenager. It's the punishment of it.
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Spinal Tap is back yet again. No, this isn't a rerun,
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this isn't a three month old episode. This is new
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news about spinal Tap. They've announced a concert movie, Spinal
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Tap at Stonehenge, the final finale. Good title you see.
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Spinal Tap at Stonehenge the Final Finale captures a secretly
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staged concert at the famed megalithic structure in England. It
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features appearances from Shania Twain, Eric Clapton and Josh Grobin.
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It'll be on IMA twenty twenty six. It is described
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as the first ever rock concert at the historic English
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Heritage site. Some fact trekkers pointed out, dude, the Thompson
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Twins played there. Bleeker Street CEO Kent Sanderson said in
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a statement, I'm sold. This is it. They're really serious
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this time. Well, this is ostensibly the end. How fitting
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it is that the actual probab will send off a
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shot historically at Stonehenge, the mysterious landmark that we now
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know must have been erected thousands of years ago purely
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to serve as the setting for the last act of
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spinal tap. Congratulations to bj Novak, you know him from
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the office. Well, Fox has taken an equity stake in
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his chain food service. Do you know this chain started
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as a West Hollywood parking lot pop up in which
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a Michelin star chef crafted homages to nostalgic chain restaurant classics. Yeah,
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they did collabs with Taco Bell. You know, I could
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go for some Taco Bell today. Maybe I'll take a ride.
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Sometimes Taco Bell hits the spot like I teach on
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Monday nights and for some reason at like eight forty
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five five pm on a Monday night driving home. No,
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I'm gonna watch Monday night football, the like super basic,
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Taco Bell, Beef, Taco Soft, nothing on. It just hits
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the spot. I know some of you think it's like
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meat like product wrapped in paper, but it hits the
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spot sometimes. Anyway, with collabs with Taco Bell and Beizza
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Hut Jack in the box, we need some jack in
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the boxes on the East coast. Oh, I was just
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out in la In and out Burger is the jam,
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you guys. We got to get that. In New Jersey Pepsi,
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Duncan and Banda Express on the menu. Chain pop Ups
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became one of the hottest tickets in town. Now, what
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is this development deal? I don't understand it either. Apparently
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Chain Media gets a first loop development deal at Fox
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with the potential for original content placement on Gordon Ramsey's
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food content platform Bite and in vertical videos on Holywater.
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What's holy Water? Apparently it's an AI microdramas producer and
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platform bj Novak said, food continues to define culture. It's
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how we celebrate, it's how we remember, it's how we connect.
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No one understands how to turn culinary storytelling into cultural obsession.
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Like Fox Entertainment and studio Ramsey Global, we're excited to
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work together to bring chain experiences to more people. Jud
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Appetel joked that Adam Sandler, the great traumatic actor, blew
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him off after booking SNL. Jud used to room with
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Adam Sandler. Yeah, they were living together when Adam Sandler
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auditioned for SNL. Judd said, it was a fun time
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because all we were doing every day was trying to
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write jokes and get up on stage of the improfit
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night and tell those jokes. We were very focused. We
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didn't have much more to our lives. We had no
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responsibility whatsoever, and we were just hustling. We all knew
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Adam was going to make it. He was just remarkably
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funny to be around, really and had so much charisma,
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so we all thought it was going to happen. We
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were just interested to see how it was going to happen,
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and then it did. One day Adam Sandler said I'm
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going to go audition for Saturday Night Live, and the
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next day he said, I got it. Then he left
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me alone in the apartment. Jud has a new book,
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Adam Sandler wrote a blurb before the book, saying, jud
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Appatols put together an amazing scrap book of his life
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and career. The best part there's a lot of pictures,
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and the stuff that isn't pictures you don't even have
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to look at now. If you do read the words,
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you'll be delighted. But again, personally, I didn't. And Amy
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Schumer posted a selfie on Instagram while wearing a sports bra. Yeah.
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She captioned it no filter, no filler, no clean mirror.
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She was showing off her weight loss. And then it's
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