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Caalaruga Shark Media. Hey man, sometimes you just gotta hand
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it to somebody. Hello. I'm Johnny Mack with your daily
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comedy news. Congratulations to Jim Gaffigan. His whiskey brand Father
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Time Bourbon, the one I made fun of, has won
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best New Bourbon at the twenty twenty six San Francisco
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World Spirits Competition, with the Caboose Empty Nestor Strength. The
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cast Strength Kentucky Straight Bourbon also received a double gold
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medal and an impressive ninety seven point score on the
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Father Time website. Jim Gaffigan said, I'm obviously not a
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bourbon expert. Oh, Jim, I disagree. You are an award
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winning bourbon maker. I salute you, sir. I fall on
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my sword. I made fun of you. You are the man.
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Jim Gaffigan said, I'm obviously not a bourbon expert, but
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I did do my research and I know what I like.
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I handpicked the bourbon and personally signed every bottle of
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Father Time. And no, this isn't some big spirit company
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behind this adventure. It's just me and a buddy from college. Well,
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congrats to Jim and the buddy. The Caboose is a
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Kentucky Strait Bourbon whiskey source from an undisclosed distillery and
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made from a mash bill of sixty three percent corn,
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thirty percent rye, and seven percent malted barley. It's sold
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to two proof points. The precious batch clocks in at
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ninety two point four proof, while the award winning Empty
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Nester Strength is an uncut one hundred and twenty one.
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The suggested retail price for Empty Nestor Strength is two
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hundred dollars. Congratulations again, Jim Gaffigan, CBS will LERR a
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special two hour presentation of Comics Unleashed. That's the Byron
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Allen thing. It is celebrating that shows twentieth anniversary and
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you're like, what, John, That's only been on since May.
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Oh no, this has been around in like syndication and
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Late Late Night for twenty years. Byron Allen's a billionaire.
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Don't make fun of him either. The primetime special air Tuesday,
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September twenty ninth. The program will offer clips of Byron
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Allen's monologues interview using comedic panels from the past two decades.
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Guests will be announced at a later date, said CBS.
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Comics Unleash debuted in first run syndication on local TV
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stations in two thousand and six. The show produced more
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than two hundred thirty episodes before taking quote an extended
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production hiatus in twenty sixteen, during which repeats aired. Then
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in twenty twenty four, when Taylor Thomlinson walked away from
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After Midnight, CBS was like, yeah, let's throw this on,
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so they started making more and then CBS was like,
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do we even need Stephen Colbert. The answer apparently no.
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The show has been attracting more than eight hundred thousand
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viewers over the age of two and in the eighteen
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of forty nine to eighty three thousand. The other Byron
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Allen show, the one that's on at twelve thirty now,
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is called Funny You Should Ask, and that is returning
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to production on August eleventh. New episodes will start showing
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up on CBS at twelve thirty five am September twenty
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First hosted by John Kelly, Funny You Should Ask has
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produced four hundred and fifty episodes across nine seasons and
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is going to tape its landmark five hundredth episode this winter.
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If you haven't seen the show and I know You Haven't.
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The show pits two contestants against each other as a
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panel of six comics cracked jokes and offer answers to
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trivia questions. Contestants must then decide whether those answers are
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correct or merely funny. Isn't that just the Hollywood Squares
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minus Tic tac Toe? Yes. After three rounds, the contestants
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with the most money advances to an end game for
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a larger cash prize. Some of the people that have
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appeared on this thing Tiffany Hattis, Sean Lovitz, Jamie Kennedy,
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Cheryl Underwood, Adam Carolla, Howie Mandel, Whitney Cummings, Carolyn Ray,
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Natasha Lazeiro, Jeff Ross, Tommy Davidson, Jimmy Walker, and Gabriel
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Fluffy Iglesias. Byron Allen said in a statement, Funny You
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Should Ask is a comedy game show with a simple premise.
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For every question, there's a funny answer. Congratulations to Seth Myers.
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His day drinking segment will be presented on Peacock as
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its own series. Today is Johnny Mack is wrong about
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everybody and everything day. What happens next? We're going to
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give a life time comedy Award, Adam Sandler and Say
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Marceller R and Eds is funny. This is an awful episode.
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You'll find day Drinking with Seth Myers on Peacock Now.
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As at the time of this recording, the collection includes
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all but one of the show's seventeen installments. The mystery
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holdout episode is Seth Myers. In twenty twenty two with
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post Malone, I saw on the Spotify comment somebody got
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mad at me that I often take shots at Seth
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Myers make twelve thirty great again? And as I wrote, look,
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there's a home for Seth and maybe it's Peacock, But
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I want to make twelve thirty great again. And I
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need somebody willing to throw watermelons off a tower, maybe
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have a bear masterbait. And I keep coming back to
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Chris Fleming. Wouldn't Chris Fleming be a wonderful host of
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Late Night with Chris Fleming twelve thirty seven, whatever it
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is on NBC, Wouldn't that be great? And then like
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Seth Myers could be on like Peacock or something. I
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think that would be awesome. Continuing today's theme of Johnny
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Mack is wrong about everything, Jimmy Fallon continues to trail
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Jimmy Kimmel's summer guest host and even lost some ground.
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Jimmy Kimmel Live Minus Jimmy Kimmel averaged one poin five
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seven four million viewers the week Coleman Domingo hosted. That
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same week, Fallon did one point four to two million
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In the eighteen to forty nine s Kimmel Minus Kimmel
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two hundred and three thousand adults. Jimmy Fallon won sixty
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eight at twelve thirty nine hundred and twenty four thousand
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people were watching Seth Myers Flat from the previous week
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eighteen to forty nine to ninety seven thousand people. Byron
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Allen Show Keeps Doing Byron Allen Things. The final week
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of Show after Soccer starring James Corden, properly titled FIFA
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World Cup on Fox After Hours with James Cordon Rolls
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total viewers, up fifty three percent, adults eighteen to forty
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nine one hundred and fifty seven thousand up thirty nine percent.
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The Daily Show is taking August off. I guess I
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can't blame them. Meanwhile, over at Comedy Central, they've announced
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a new series of Comedy Central stand Up Selects, short
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sets from fourteen comics that will tape in August and
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launch exclusively on the Comedy Central stand Up YouTube channel.
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Interesting that it's going to YouTube and not actually Comedy Central.
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Welcome to the future, John. We are told that Comedy
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Central Stand Up Selects will mix newer and established talent.
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The newer and established talent include Adam Ray, Daniella, in Nes, Calvo,
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Fume Abbe, Ian Edwards, Jay Jorden, Jeremiah Watkins, Jesse Jitski Johnson,
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Joey Sarone, Catherine Blandford, Leslie Low, Mendal, Ryan Goodcase, Sammy Maury,
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and Skyler Higley. Kevin Hart was hanging out with his
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golfing pal Lebron James, who is now a Philadelphia seventy
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six er. There's a video of them playing golf together.
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There were a lot of naughty words, so I can't
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play it for you, but Kevin Hart started using a
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lot of Philly lingo to keep Lebron updated on how
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his new fans talk. Bron said to Kevin Art, you
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back on your Philly lingo, young bull. So I am frustrated.
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If you work with me long enough, I will roll
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out of bed and have an idea and like I
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have no patience, I'm like, let's do it now. So
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on Sunday I was hanging out on the deck poolside
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and I was like, I should do a YouTube live
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and then I was like, yeah, the family's around, they'll
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just distract me. I'll do it Monday. So Monday one
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o'clock I went live on YouTube. And if you caught it,
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thank you. And if you didn't catch it, you're not
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gonna catch it. And here's why I'm frustrated. You know,
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I'm a newbie. I don't know what I'm doing. And
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the audio of the live stream cut off after four minutes.
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I did like fifteen minutes and a cut off after four.
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It was just me talking about stuff, including the death
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of my friend Vinnie Passtoor. Hold On, my wife wants
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to know if I want Chinese food. The answer is,
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of course yes, Do you want to order with me?
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We could do this. She's getting Panda Express, hm hot
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and orange chicken. Should I get that? There's like a
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black in chicken? Oh update required, Come on, Panda express.
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I just want to order. Let's say, how good my
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internet is? I it loaded super fast. The fiosky came
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by after the Storm's boy he hooked it up. My
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internet is quick. Now I'm going to get a bowl.
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It's this black pepper chicken. That's what I really like her.
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I don't get that. What kind of rice should I get? So? Good?
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Fried rice or white rice? I do? Is some fried rice?
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Why not? That's not going to be good for the
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salt anyway. So I did this fifteen minute show and
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I only have the four minutes of the audio. I
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don't know what happens, so I'm very frustrated. I might
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try that again on today Tuesday, assuming you're listening Tuesday.
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I'll see if my wife is around and how quiet
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the house is or not. But I did enjoy doing
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I want to try it out anyway. I was talking
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about Vinnie Passtdoor and a few minutes of the audio
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did survive. So let me just drop that in here
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and then I'll pick it up. But I thought I
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would start today talking about Vinnie Passdoor because I was
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friends with Vinnie, worked with him on The Wise Guy Show.
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At Serious Exam. I just was reading the press release
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in March of two thousand and four, that show came out. Wow,
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So that's do the math John twenty two years ago already,
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which is kind of crazy. Vinnie was a good guy.
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I was happy to see all the press that he
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got where people were celebrating his career and his life
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and the fun guy that he was. So when I
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worked with him, it was the wise Guy Show on
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Serious ExM raw Dog Channel. This was in the height
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of Sopranos menia, and the idea for the show as
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designed by executive producer Steven van Zant, you know Stevie
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as Silvio on The Sopranos and also from the EA
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Street Band. So he started the show to capture the
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feeling of the back room at the bottom bing. That
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was the idea there. So Vinnie was the star on
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the show. He played Big Pussy on The Sopranos, so
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he was the star of the show. And he was
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surrounded by some Italian American character actors, and they were
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quite characters. They were actors, and some of them might
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have known somebody and some of them might have been somebody,
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but they were always great to me. I enjoyed working
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with them. So we would lock them in a room
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for three hours. At first it was on Saturday. I'll
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come back to that. And then we did the show
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on Wednesday nights and Vinnie was the ringleader and we
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would do segments like What's your Beef, have some celebrity
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guests in, and it was just a really fun show
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to work with. I remember one night we had The
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Beach Boys on, and I'm a big Beach Boys fan.
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I was in the control room not quite pre sing
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more the adult supervision keep the train on the rails,
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and I was talking to Mike Love, the lead singer
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of the Beach Boys, and Mike says to me, are
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they real wise guys? And I just sometimes I just
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nail things and say things the right way. So I
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said to Mike, I don't know, it's kind of like
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being a surfer. And Mike got what I was coming from.
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You know, the Beach Boys aren't expert surfers. They've been
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to the beach, you know, so he appreciated that. We
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started the show it was on Saturdays, and I just
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as I looked up at the press release and saw
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that it was in two thousand and four. That reminded
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me of this house that I'm living in right now.
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I was on my way to see it. I was
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with my wife and we were going to tour this
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house and I got summoned in by one of the
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bosses for a Wise Guys show meeting. This was before
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the show had launched, on a Saturday afternoon. I was like,
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are you kidding me? And I had I was still
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new enough it's serious, and had been out of work
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before serious for long enough that I wasn't able to
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tell said, go host yourself. I'm not doing that. Later
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in my career, I one hundred percent would have been like,
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I'm not doing that. But in this case, it was
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early enough in the run and I needed the gig,
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so yeah, I said, okay, I'll be in. And my
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wife wound up looking at the house and you know,
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said it to me, this is the house you want.
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It's on a cul de sac and it as a pool.
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And I took her word for it and took the
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leap of faith. And We've been on this house that
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I hadn't seen and I've lived here for twenty something years.
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The Wise Guys show boy in the middle of Sopranos Mania,
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we took the show out to Las Vegas at one time,
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and you know again, I was just a guy along
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for the ride, literally along for the ride in the
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limousine with some of the stars of the Wise Guys Show,
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including Vinnie, including Steve Sharipa, who played Bobby Bakalan Sopranos,
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and I was one of the humans who got out
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of the limo. The crowds reacting to these people back
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in the middle of Sopranos media. It was insane. And
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I remember that Las Vegas show, particularly because the guys
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were being a little ornery, as they would get sometimes,
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and I remember Shrippa. I kind of snapped at them,
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and Shrippa backed me up and was like, you tell him, Johnny.
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And then once Sharrippa told everybody to stay in line,
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they all stayed in line, and then the audio cut off, right,
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So what I was saying was that Steve Shirippa told
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the guys, you know, hey, John's in charge here, snap
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it back, and then all the guys listened. So that