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Hello, I'm Johnny Mac with your daily comedy news. Big,
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big day today. A lot of big stories. Plus, the
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49ers play tonight. And if it's your birthday... I hope
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everybody in your life makes a big deal out of it.
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Like if you have a Facebook group, I hope everybody
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jumps on there and wishes you a happy birthday. All right,
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let's jump in. Jimmy Kimmel's summer is over. Everybody's summer
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is over. But Jimmy Kimmel's back. He hosted his 4,000th
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episode and took shots at the president of the United States.
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As always, send your letters to Jimmy Kimmel, not me.
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Kimmel said, Donald Trump and I have one thing in common.
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We both accomplished nothing all summer long. He then slammed
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the president of the United States for 15 minutes. He
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particularly made fun of the reflecting pool. Now, I was
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in D.C. a few times during the summer, and yeah,
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the reflecting pool is not coming out too well. Kimmel
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used photos behind him and told viewers when he left
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in June, the country was a mess. Now, only three
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months later, I'm pleased to report that thanks to your
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favorite president, DJ Jazzy Donald, every one of those problems
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has been solved. We made America great again. So he
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focused on the pool and said the president had three months,
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spent $ 20 million, and couldn't even get a pool cleaned.
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I thought he was supposed to drain the swamp. He
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turned it into gravy instead. Kimmel also talked about the
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Strait of Hormuz and said on Friday, fuel prices hit
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an all-time high. The Strait of Hormuz is still closed.
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At this point, Blockbuster Video has a better chance of
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reopening than the Strait of Hormuz. But the big story
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came out of Page Six. Page Six published a report
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suggesting that Kimmel's show would end in May after Jimmy's
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contract expired. ABC has denied the reports, calling them purely speculative.
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Bill Carter, he's written a few books about late night.
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He knows more about late night than anybody. Let's see
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what he said via Late Nighter. Bill reminds us on
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February 11th, 1991, the headline in the New York Post read,
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There Goes Johnny, NBC Looking to Dump Carson. 35 years later,
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the headline on page six is Jimmy Kimmel's Late Night
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Show Set to End in 2027. Amazingly enough, the post
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is being run by the same guy, Rupert Murdoch, who
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was 60 when the first story ran and is now 95.
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Bill Carter reminds us, I did a little reporting about
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that infamous Carson story 35 years ago from my book,
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The Late Shift. I found the person who planted the
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story in the post. He worked for Helen Kushnick, then
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the manager of Jay Leno. He related how he and
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Helen hatched a plan to use the manufactured story in
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the post in an effort to force NBC's hand in
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moving Johnny Carson out so Jay Leno could take over.
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Carter writes, not one NBC executive had discussed this with
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Kushnick or her source. It was completely fabricated and it
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landed like a grenade in NBC's offices and in Carson's heart.
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He was devastated by this public diminishment of his reputation.
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Carter says Carson was not mollified by NBC's response at
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the time, which was Carson would be the one to
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decide when to leave. What NBC did not say is
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that it hoped Carson would stay forever. I think Bill
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Carter and I are aligned on this next point. Bill writes,
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Jimmy's contract expires in May, but he's hardly at retirement age.
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He's my age. And what else are you going to do?
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Host a podcast in the basement wearing a 49ers jersey
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like a loser? No. We'll see. As I've said on
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this show several times, I could see Kimmel negotiating to
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work less, perhaps make less and work less. You know,
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Seth Meyers is on a seven-week break. The Rosie O'Donnell
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experiment worked well for a week, so maybe you bring
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in Rosie to do a couple weeks a year around
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the holidays, stretch out your summer break. There are solutions here.
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I don't think the show's going anywhere, but what do
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I know? Jon Stewart also returned from summer vacation. He
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hosted on a Tuesday night. He used the trailer for
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Nathan Fielder's Elizabeth Holmes documentary, You Can See Everything, to
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troll the president of the United States. I told you
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about that trailer yesterday. If you haven't seen it yet,
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you absolutely have to watch it. Jon started talking about
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Trump's assistant, Natalie Harp, and asked, can we even trust her? Well,
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decide for yourselves, because tonight here on The Daily Show,
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we're premiering exclusive footage. We lived with Natalie Harp and
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the president for a month to determine what the relationship
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was really like. He then took clips from the viral
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You Can See Everything trailer, except had Trump superimposed over
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Fielder's face. In the preview, Elizabeth Holmes says, Why would
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I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.
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We've got a lot of late night today. I've got
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this Jerry Seinfeld story that originally was the lead off,
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but all this other stuff moving ahead of it. John
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Oliver is going to host the return of Comic Relief Live.
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Remember that from the 80s? Billy Crystal, Whoopi Goldberg and
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Robin Williams would raise money and comedians would come on.
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It was pretty cool back in the day. Well, Comic
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Relief Live will take place Monday, October 19th at New
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York City's Carnegie Hall. So is that right after the
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New York Comedy Festival? I'm not part of it. That's interesting.
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We know some of the performers. They will include Roy
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Wood Jr., Josh Johnson, Zorna Garg, and Mary Beth Barone.
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Comic Relief will also present the 2026 Visionary Award, an
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honor established to recognize leaders and organizations who use the platform, innovation,
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and resources to advance systemic change for children and families
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facing poverty. Tickets go on sale today if you want
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to go. South Park has changed its name. I love
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this one. It's no longer called South Park. It is
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now called South America. It is the show's 29th season,
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and Trey Parker and Matt Stone have announced, inspired by
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the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are
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changing the name of South Park to South America. We
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especially want to thank our parent company, Paramount, a Skydance capitulation.
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Season 29 premieres on the 16th at 10 east and
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west on Comedy Central. and streams on Paramount +, where
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they have that horrible new Star Trek series that ruins everything,
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so don't support that now. Comedians are boycotting a festival
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headlined by Jerry Seinfeld in a protest against Jerry's support
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of Israel. It's a comedy festival in Portugal, I'll butcher this,
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but it's the Comedia a la Cartfest, something like that.
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It was going to be November 1st, Seinfeld was going
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to be the headliner there. A comedy duo, Cibola Mole,
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were among the first to withdraw, announcing the boycott on
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Instagram with a picture of themselves with a slice of watermelon.
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which is a symbol of Palestinian resistance. None of the
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artists who have pulled out have named a jury specifically,
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but one said Deshi pulled out because one of the
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performers insistently defends indefensible ideas and actions. We cannot relativize
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or normalize a genocide. You may recall that in 2025
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at Duke University, Jerry Seinfeld was quoted as saying, Free
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Palestine is to me, you're free to say you just
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don't like Jews, just say you don't like Jews. I'm
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actually thinking the Klan is actually a little better here
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because they can come right out and say we don't
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like blacks, we don't like Jews. Okay, that's honest. Another time,
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an influencer asked Jerry Seinfeld to say Free Palestine, and
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Jerry said, I don't care about Palestines. In 2024, students
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at Duke University jeered Jerry Seinfeld and staged a walkout
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when he was awarded an honorary doctorate. Last week, the
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comedy festival said it regretted to announce the first two
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acts it pulled out without explaining the reason. Over the weekend,
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three more artists pulled out of the festival. Tonight in
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New York City, Madison Square Garden. New York City still
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rising after 25 years, a 9-11 comedy benefit. Jon Stewart
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and Pete Davidson have put this thing together. Proceeds go
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to various 9-11 charities. The performers include, now, this gets
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very complicated very quickly. Here are the list of the performers.
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Aziz Ansari, who played the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Bill Burr,
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who played the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Dave Chappelle, who played
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the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Ronnie Chang, who played the Riyadh
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Comedy Festival. Pete Davidson, whose father, Scott, was killed on 9-11.
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And Pete also played the Riyadh Comedy Festival. Plus, Nikki Glaser,
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Josh Johnson, and Jon Stewart. In a joint statement, Stewart
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and Davidson said, We look forward to once again celebrating
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this great city's tenacity, resilience, and championship heart, and we
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don't only mean our Knicks. This one is a little weird,
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and John Mulaney is getting pulled into this because all
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the headlines are saying John Mulaney, and I thought Mulaney
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had pulled out of a festival, but no, the entire
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festival pulled out of the festival. The Great Outdoors Comedy
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Festival was supposed to play in Arendelle Park up in
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Canada this weekend, the 11th through the 13th. The entire
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thing has been postponed. Organizers didn't give a reason The
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statement says, after careful consideration, the GOCF team has made
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the difficult decision to postpone our shows scheduled for September
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11th through the 13th, 2026. We know there's a lot
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of excitement around the show, but our priority is to
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deliver the best possible festival, and we believe postponing this
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week's performance is the right decision to ensure we can
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do that. Organizers are trying to figure out new dates
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and how to handle everything. Mulaney was going to perform
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on Friday night with opening acts Stavros Halkias and James Austin-Johnson.
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Other headliners at the now-postponed festival were Adam Reyes, Dr. Phil,
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Jeffrey Curie, Matt Matthews, the wrestling guy from yesterday, yeah,
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Jordan Jansen, Hasan Minhaj, and Ronnie Chang, Ms. Pat, TJ Miller,
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Brad Williams, Grace O'Malley, Catherine Blanford, and Michael Costa. John
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Mulaney posted on social media that the decision was unfortunate,
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but he intends to perform in the area soon. Very strange.
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We'll see what's going on there. Johnny Mac loves a
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good kerfluffle. No, it's kerfluffle. I was told I say
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it wrong every time. Kerfluffle is wrong, but I like kerfluffle. Anyway.
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Ari Spears. Not impressed by Bernie Mac's comedy, apparently. Ari's
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was on Live from the Green Room. He was asked
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to name acclaimed comedians whose appeal he has never quite understood. So, like,
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if I was on that show, somebody would ask me that,
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and I would say Adam Sandler, the great dramatic actor.
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Some people think he's a comedian, but I don't say
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it at all. He's good in movies. Dramatic movies. Anyway,
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Ari Spears said Bernie Mac. I just don't get it.
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The voice makes you lose. It's hard for me to
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buy into the jokes because I'm so caught in the.
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And then he kind of did like the Peanuts teacher voice.
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I guess the I guess he did that. Now, before
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saying this, Spears joked that his comments would be considered, quote,
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blasphemous by the black community because we hold these people
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in these institutions to such high regard. He also took
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a shot at Martin Lawrence's comedy, saying that it's so
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over the top that it, quote, bordered buffoonery. Tracy Morgan,
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also a target. I certainly would not say that he's
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not talented. but he described Tracy Morgan as hard on
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the palate. This is not going over well. Comedian Faison
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Love shot back saying, Bernie Mac was a compadre of mine.
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We shared a lot of laughs together. In regard to
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Ari Spears, consider the source. All right, we've got a
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cast change on set. Night Live. Late Nighter reports that
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Martin Herlihy, he's one of the Please Don't Destroy's, has
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left the show after five seasons. John Higgins left after
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season 50. Ben Marshall was promoted from writer to feature
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player last season. Herlihy hung around and starred in a
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series of pre-taped shorts billed under his own name, Altogether,
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Herlihy appeared in 42 sketches over his five seasons at SNL,
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34 Please Don't Destroy shorts, and three A Film by
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Martin Herlihy pieces, plus five sketches. Please Don't Destroy remain
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active as a trio. They recently played a pair of
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shows in Brooklyn, New York. I'm excited for this one.
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There's a TV show called The Inbetweeners. If you've never
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seen it, it's fantastic. Netflix is bringing it back for
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a movie, The Inbetweeners 3. Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison,
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and Joe Thomas come back as the in-betweeners Will, Jay, Neil,
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and Simon, who get into all sorts of misadventures. They
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were like horny high schoolers when this thing started. Now
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they're like 40. I don't know. The Coming of Age
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sitcom was originally broadcast on Channel 4 between 2008 and 2010.
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All right, so 2008's 18 years ago. So if they
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were pretending to be 16 then, so the characters are
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34 now. Did I do the math right? Following the
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misadventures of suburban teenager Will and his friends Simon, Neil,
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and Jay at the fictional Rudge Park Comprehensive School as
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they navigated school life, friendship, and failed sexual encounters. Over
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three seasons, the series set ratings records for the British
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broadcaster and won multiple awards. I forget where I saw it. Like,
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I used to watch it. It was really good. They
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did do an American version. I think MTV did an
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American version that was okay. But wherever this thing is
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streaming now, you should check it out. And that is
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your comedy news for today. Go Niners. Here's my Niners
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jersey that I'm wearing. And again, if it's your birthday,
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I hope you have a great birthday. And everybody in
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the Facebook group wishes you well, assuming you have a
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Facebook group. Some people do. See you tomorrow.