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This is the Jimmy Kimmel related bonus episode for Monday,
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September twenty second. The normal Monday episode is earlier in
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the feed. Hello, I'm Johnny Mack. President Trump was on
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Fox Sunday briefing. The President was framed on the left
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side of your television. On the right side, host Peter
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Doocey in between them a framed photograph on the wall.
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I guess in the White House of President George Washington.
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If you're not familiar with Peter Doocey, he is the
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son of longtime Fox host Steve Doocey. Peter is thirty
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eight years old and you may know him as the
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Fox Senior White House correspondent. President Trump had this to say.
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When I look at Jimmy Kimmel, he had no talent.
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He had no talent. He was a crazy I don't
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know if you remember, I did a truth before he
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gave out the Best Picture Award in the Academy Awards.
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He hosted it. He did a terrible jam. I said,
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what a terrible job he did. He's the worst host
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in Academy history. And this was during the show and
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he saw it and just before the climax of the
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Hoshel like best Picture or Best Actor, whatever it was.
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He read my truth saying about how bad he was,
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and then I dispute this. It was the craziest thing
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I've ever seen. His wife was begging him not to
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do it, his agent was begging him not to do it.
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There's something wrong with the guy. When I look at Fallon,
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he's the most insecure looking person I've ever seen on television.
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And the other one, Colbert, who just got canceled, as
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you know, just terrible. And it's a hundred to think
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of this. It's one hundred percent bad about Trump. They
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don't say anything even conservatives. Somebody said they I think
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in two years, two or three of them, or maybe
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all three of them, they never even spoke to a
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Republican or conservative. It's one of the reasons they do
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so badly, because they don't realize what's happening. But when
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you look at these shows, and when you look at
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how untalented they are, I could get people off the
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street to do a better job than Colbert. He's terrible.
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He's terrible, and it's not because he says bad things.
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I don't watch it purposely. I don't watch it, but
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I don't find it enjoyable. I don't find him good.
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I don't find any of the three. I could get
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people off the street right now, you and I could
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walk outside of the beautiful White House, walk down the street.
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I could look at some people and they would do
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better in ratings, and they would have more talent than
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any of those three good.
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It was a busy weekend for the president. He attended
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the memorial service for Charlie Kirk on Sunday. During his
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speech at the memorial service for the assassinated Charlie Kirk,
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the President of the United States had this to say.
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Over the last eleven days, we have heard stories of commentators, influencers,
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and others in our society who greeted his assassination with
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sick approval, excuses, or even jubilation.
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You've heard that, though if I couldn't believe it. You
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know the names. They're major losers by the way they'll
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be that will be proven out in a short period
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of time. Some of the very people who call you
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a hater for using the wrong pronoun were filled with
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lee at the killing of a father with two beautiful
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young children, and the same commentators who this week are
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screaming fascism over canceled late night TV show where the
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anchor had no talent and no ratings. Last week, we're
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implying that Charlie Kirk deserved what happened to him. No
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side in American politics as a monopoly undisturbed or misguided people.
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But there's one part of our political community which believes
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they have a monopoly on truth, goodness, and virtue and
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concludes they have also a monopoly on power, thought and speech.
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Well, that's not happening anymore.
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We've turned that corner very quickly.
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On the flight home from the memorial for Charlie Kirk,
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the President of the United States said this aboard Air
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Force One.
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First of all, he said a terrible thing about Charlie,
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but he also suffers.
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From the back. He's got no talent and he's got
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no ratings, a deadly combination.
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Also, I believe that this is from Air Force One
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on September eighteenth. The President is on a plane during this,
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so I'm assuming it's Air Force One. But the President
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had this to say.
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When you have a.
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Network and you have evening shows and all they do
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is it Trump that's all they do.
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If you go back, I can say I haven't had
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a conservative going in years or something somebody said.
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But when you go back and kick a look, all
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they do.
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Is a trump the license we've been allowed.
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To do that. They're an arm of the Democrat parties.
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Thanks everybody. Senator Ran Paul, a Republican from Kentucky, said
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that FCC chair Brendan Carr's comments threatening to take action
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against Disney last week were quotes absolutely inappropriate. Republican Senator
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Ran Paul said, Brendan Carr's got no business weighing in
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on this, but people have to also realize the despicable comments.
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You have the right to say them, but you don't
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have the right to employment. John Oliver on his show
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Sunday Night, went in deep about this. I went to
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pull the clips, but you know how Oliver does this thing.
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He'll make a point, then he'll tell a joke, then
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I'll play a clip. And I started to pull it,
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and it was just going to be way more efficient
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if I just tell you the words that John Oliver
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himself said. Oliver on last week Tonight. A person getting
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shot is tragic, and a person getting shot for their
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ideas is horrifying. That is true no matter what those
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ideas are, and I recognize that for many, especially those
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who are targets of some of Kirk's ideas, it's been
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hard to stay quiet as they see flags lowered to
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half staff and claims that he debated things the right way.
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But setting all of that aside, it does seem like
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some are now willing to weaponize Kirk's death to do
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things they've been wanting to do for years, whether it's
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going after liberal groups, trans people, or the remaining critics
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in the media, and under some shamelessly flimsy pretext, all
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of which brings us back to Jimmy Kimmel. Oliver then
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says the comments they got Kimmel in trouble weren't about Kirk.
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In fact, Kimmel's first comments about his murder or a
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post reading can we just for one day agree that
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it's horrible and monstrous to shoot another human on behalf
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of my family. We send love to the Kirks and
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to all the children, parents, and innocence who fall victim
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to senseless gun violence. Again, that was a social media
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post by Jimmy Kimmel. Oliver says what got Kimmel in
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trouble was a passing reference on Monday Night. Now, I've
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played that clip several times in the bonus episodes. I
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won't do it again, but in my opinion, it is
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clearly a President Trump joke and not a Charlie Kirk joke. Possibly,
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perhaps it could have been phrased even more clearly. Now,
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this next thing from Oliver is interesting. John said, Weirdly,
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I was actually a guest on a show that night,
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and I didn't even register that comment. That's only partly
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because I wasn't really paying attention, And I'm not alone
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in that. After Kimmel's suspension, many struggle to pick up
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the offensive line out of his monologue, as YouTube is
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filled with comments under the video like I'm still waiting
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for the offensive part I have I mentioned in one
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of these bonus episodes. Somewhere. As I was putting together
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the show one day last week, I saw a Newsweek
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article that said something along the lines of people upset
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about Jimmy kimmel controversial comments, and I clicked on it
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to put it into the script for the show. And
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as I read it, I was like, I thought it
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was a nothing story, Like I didn't read and be like,
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oh wow, this is going to be a thing. And
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I've got a pretty good sense for this is going
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to be a thing, So I'm with Oliver there. Oliver continued,
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The point is Kimmel didn't denigrate Charlie Kirker make light
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of his killing. The worst thing you could say is
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that appears have been wrong about the shooter's ideology, which okay,
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but he was pointing out that many on the right
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seemed desperate to weaponize Kirk's death, an argument that's aged
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pretty well given you know everything that's happened to Kimmel since.
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Oliver then went on to call out Next Star and Sinclair.
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Oliver says that when one media reporter asked chairman Carr
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for a comment, he sent back a smiley emoji and
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sent a gift of the office to CNN. Oliver said, look,
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I like the office. Who doesn't like the Office? Sure
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I could have done without season eight nine, But if
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it's not at a hotel, I'm not kicking it out
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of bed. That's it. I want you to run through
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your friend list in your head right now and pick
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out the person most likely to text you from the office.
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Do you have them in mind, very least favorite friend, right,
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just be honest. Actually that's me, Thanks a lot, John Oliver.
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I am the person who's gonna do that. They're the
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one that invite you to stuff just because you're afraid
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no one else will show up. They're a third string friend.
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They're your backup's backup. But if you're thinking there's nothing
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wrong with office gifts, I'm afraid that person might be you. Okay,
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busted more from John Oliver. Not because comedians are important,
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because we are not. If the government can force a
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network to pull a late night show off the air
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and do so in plain view, it could do a
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bleap of a lot. Worse. It was fun while it lasted, guys,
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whatever happened next, let me say now it has been
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the honor of my life to age like a haunted
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painting before your very eyes. Which should be clear to
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everyone at the first Amendment is absolutely critical in this country.
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That is something even Brendan Carr knows, given that he
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wants tweeted. Free speech is the counterweight, it's the check
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on government control. This is why censorship is the authoritarian's dream. Oliver.
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Then up, he directly addressed Disney CEO, Bob Iiger. Hither Bob,
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we haven't met yet, but you probably know me as
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America's third favorite Zazu. That is the character John Oliver
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voice in The Lion King. Congratulations on recasting that role.
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By the way, it was a fun thing to learn
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about that after the fact. Anyway, one day, the history
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of time we're living through is going to be written.
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And when it is, I'm not sure it's those in
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this administration who are even going to come off the worst. Now,
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don't get me wrong, they're going to come off terribly,
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but history is always gonna remember the cowards who definitely
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knew better but still let things happen, whether it was
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for money, convenience, or discomfort. And I know this is
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something of a tough sell. It could be a bit
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of anathema to reconverse business leaders, but I will say this,
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if we've learned nothing else from this administration's second term
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so far, I don't think we have. It's that given
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the bully or lunch money doesn't make him go away,
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It just makes him come back hungrier each time. They're
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never going to stop. At some point, you're going to
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have to draw a line. So I'd argue, why not
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try it right here? And when they come to you
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with ridiculous demands, picking fights that you know you could
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win in court, instead of rolling over, why not stand
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up and use four words they don't teach you in
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business school. Not okay, you're the boss, not whatever you
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say goes, but instead the only phrase that can genuinely
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make a week bully go away, and that is f
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you make me. I know I did a lot of
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reading there and I try not to do that, but
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just such a major story there. We do a couple
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more things here real quick. At eight forty one am
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on Monday morning Eastern time, I google the phrase Joe
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Rogan Kimmel. Nothing came up, and I've seen a lot
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of people talking about, oh, they should just bring back
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Strike Force five. So let me do some analysis here.
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This is based on my knowledge and I use chat
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GPT to help me with a math here, so a
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quick lesson from Professor Mack here. Podcasts are sold on
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what's called a CPM model. CPM means costs per thousand
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and for a live read for a host read, say
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a guy in his basement talking about football betting. You
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know that kind of thing. It is based off a
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CPM model. As a podcasting executive, when we model shows
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usually to start with a basic twenty dollars CPM. So
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what that means is, if let's say this podcast gets
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one thousand listeners, how much would I charge for an AD.
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I would charge twenty dollars. If I get, say two
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thousand listeners, I would charge you two times the twenty
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dollars CPM. So on AD would cost forty dollars. If
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I get a million listeners, well, then I'm not doing
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the show from the basement. I'm doing the show from
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the French riviera. But that is not the case, okay.
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So I asked chat GPT, who got back to me
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and said, here is the full year model for Strikeforce five,
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with agents, managers, and lawyers included. I'll use conservative industry
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typical math, where agent, manager and lawyer each take their