Jo Koy hosts the Golden Globes tonight, Matt Rife on internet trolls

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, Johnny
Mack with your daily comedy news. The

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Golden Globes are on CBS tonight.
Joe Coy's your host, Talk about Joe

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in a second. The nominees for
Best Performance in Stand Up Comedy on Television

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are Amy Schumer for Emergency Contact,
Chris Rock for selective Outrage, Ricky Gervais

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or mcgeddon, Sarah Silverman, someone
you Love, Trevor Noah's Where was I?

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Wanda Sykes. I'm an entertainer.
I have no idea who they'll pick

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out of that. I think I'd
pick Trevor, but I don't know.

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They're all fine. Well, Amy
special is not good. From the Hollywood

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Reporter, Jimmy Kimmel has five months
to prepare for the Oscars. When it

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came to the Golden Globes this year, Joe Coy had less than two weeks.

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He said, I haven't slept and
I've never watched this many movies and

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TV shows in my life. Over
the holidays, he was busy binging everything

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from Oppenheimer to Maestro. Interesting frustration
came out here, they write, Joe

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Coy has been selling out arenas well
a stand up comedy, but heead of

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his twenty twenty two Netflix specially.
He told The Hollywood Reporter that the industry

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been slow to recognized his success,
quoting him from twenty twenty two, or

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what is it that you're not seeing? These numbers are as clear as day.

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I'm gonna list that a lot of
people aren't comics who were selling out

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arenas. It's like Elton, John
Billy Joel, Joe Koy and Coldplay,

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Like what are you guys seeing?
And it heard? It hurt a lot,

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and yeah, I was offensive that
I still had to convince a lot

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of people that what I'm saying is
relevant and funny. So Coy said he

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had less than two and a half
weeks to prepare because it took a day

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for the contract to go through,
and then the writers those had to come

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through, so we're looking at like
nine days. This has definitely been a

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crash course on how to embassy a
major event. He's super excited. I've

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been smiling year to ears since the
day I found out that I got it.

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It's surreal and I'm enjoying every single
moment. It just means so much,

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and not only to me. I've
got a lot of weight in my

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shoulders that have got to carry.
I got my family, I got my

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culture, I got the Asian community. I got the halfers out there,

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the half white, half Asian,
half black, half Asian, half Latino,

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half Asian. There's a lot of
halfers out there that need some representation.

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And I fill that void. And
I know that because when I was

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a kid, all I did was
watch award shows and watch TV, and

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the one thing you always thought out
was to be inspired by somebody who looked

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like you, or somebody who said
something that kind of sounded like you.

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And I know that's what this moment
is for me. You know that there's

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gonna be a kid going Okay,
it's possible. Cool. He did that,

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so all right, I can do
it too, And to me,

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that's everything. That's all I want. How will he differentiate this award show

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from you know, other award shows? Joe Coy said, this is the

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fun one. Don't get me wrong. I'm a fan of every single award

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show. It's just in our blood. As far as Filipinos are concerned,

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We're addicted to award shows. We're
addicted to talent shows. Growing up,

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as a kid, would watch award
shows, says family would bet on who's

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gonna win what category, and out
of all the award shows, this is

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the one that everybody enjoys watching.
By the way, I'm a fan of

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everyone who's hosted this show. I'd
be lying off, I said differently,

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And in no way am I replacing
anybody some of the recent hosts. You

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may recall last year Drug Carmichael,
I no, no, no, how

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could that was Ricky Gervais, who
was awesome, Tina Fane, Amy Poehler.

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They're always solid, Joe says.
The bosses said, be you.

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We like what you do and on
stage, so let's try and bring that

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to the globes. Will there be
any roasting? Oh, I'm still gonna

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do what I do. I want
to do it in a celebratory way and

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i want to have a good time. But I'm still gonna make fun of

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a lot of people. Joe also
got advice from Chris Rock. Did Chris

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give him any advice, say somebody
to come out of the audience and try

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and slap him? Joe said no. But out of everything he said to

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me, this one stuck out the
most. He goes, screw the wardrobe,

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screw the costume change. Watch the
show, Watch the entire show.

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You don't know what's gonna happen.
That way, you're ready. If someone

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says something wrong, You're not gonna
walk out on stage and act like you

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saw it. You saw it,
you can react to it, be prepared.

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The Intero Bang is a comedy website. They kind of lean into the

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New York City cigarettes smoking, scorched
earth kind of comedy, and they did

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some end of the year comedy listener
polls. It's been a pretty slow news

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week, as you could tell.
I just did five minutes on Joe Koy

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Other than Kat Williams, Kat,
can you scorch some more earth? That

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would be awesome, That would really
help me out. So let's take a

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look at what the Intero Bang had
their album of the Year Best Comedy Album,

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Bob the Drag, Queens, Woke
Man in Address interesting pick by the

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listeners there if you want a sense
of their taste. The previous winners from

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twenty twenty two and back to twenty
fourteen. Jen Kirkman, James Matturns,

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the check Spot talk about James much
around here, Bonnie McFarlane, Rich Voz,

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Adam Ferrara, Joe DeRosa, Rich
Voz again, Jmore and Big Jay

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Oakerson. So that'll give you a
sense of that website's reader's sensibilities. Their

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best comedy Special of the year.
Not despite everything I just said, this

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makes no sense to me, because
this one I'm about to tell you has

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nothing to do with anything, you
know what. I'm gonna wait a second

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and tell you who they named best
comedy Special because it makes no sense based

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upon everything else we're profiling here.
Okay, Starting in twenty fourteen, Jim

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Jeffries, then Jim Norton, then
Barry Krimmin's Whatever Frightens You, Judah Friedlander,

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Gad Almela's American Dream, in twenty
eighteen Weird One. Then follow the

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pattern here, Mark normand Shane Gillis, Christa Stefano. So you got kind

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of the vibe, right, Well, what's the best comedy special of the

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year according to their readers this year? Kathleen Madigan's Hunting Bigfoot? What must

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have been a writing campaign and they're
a stand up. Comedian of the Year

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this year went to Brit Kraser.
Previous winners Christtephanie Ownateperghatzy, Colin Quinn,

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she and Gillisburg, chrischer dju To
Freelander, Jim Jeffreys, Natepergatzy and Bill

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burr A. John dor did an
interview with the Guardian and Dude, when

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somebody's trying to give you press,
just be gracious about it. I'm gonna

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read this entire transcript here, and
John, you just sound like a jerky

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face. The Toronto Guardian asks,
how would you describe your comedy style?

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I would use words. Who are
some of your influences? Buffy Saint Marie

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from Mighty Massachusetts. Who's your favorite
comedian growing up? David Letterman? You

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know you can elaborate. Dude,
you could say something about these people.

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Who's your favorite comedian right now?
Matt Rife, you could say something about

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it. What's your pre show ritual? Threecams of Miller Lytton try to arrive

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on time? Thanks John. Speaking
of Matt Rife, Vogue recently profiled him.

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They were curious how he's handling internet
trolls. Rife said something I need

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to work on. I'm so immature. I have such hard time not replying

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back. We live in a world
where everyone has such a false sense of

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security and confidence hiding behind a computer
screen. I have a huge problem with

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people not having to pay some kind
of physical consequence. And obviously, because

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you're on a computer screen, can't
slap the crap out of you, but

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I can at least check you.
Sometimes I can roast you right back.

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Can't let them get away with it. Trives me absolutely insane. They were

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curious if people in his life are
worried about ending up in his act now.

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Matt Raive said, I don't talk
too much about stuff close to home.

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I've always been that way. Like
sometimes I'm so close to things I

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don't find them funny at all.
Like when I talk about my upbringing,

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where I'm from, all that kind
of stuff, people are so fascinated and

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it's not funny to me at all. They asked him about his biggest fear.

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He said, the joke answer is
spiders. I hate spiders. Spiders

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and heights. I'm not good with
either one of them. Deep answer,

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job security. That probably gives me
the most anxiety. Bit what's happening right

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now, It's like, yeah,
obviously it's incredible. I'm trying to soak

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it all in and enjoy it.
But this is a fickle business. Yes,

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Matt, I think you have learned
that fun tidbit from the recent Cliff

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nester Off book Outrageous, A History
of Showbiz in the Culture Wars, contestants

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on Family Feud during Richard Dawson's tenure
had to undergo herpi's tests on set.

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Currently back in the day, the
game show implemented a policy stating that both

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male and female contestants had to undergo
a mouth test with a magnifying glass from

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the medical staff. During one contestants
experience, a production assistant announced, Okay,

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everybody, a line up for your
herpes tests, and that is your

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