Joe Rogan to host live comedy special on Netflix

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Caalaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm
Johnny Mack with your Daily Company. He

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was, Hey, Deacon, Mike, don't go getting ordained. On August

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third at ten pm Eastern, you
know why Joe Rogan is live on Netflix?

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All right? I skipped Kat Williams. I can't do this twice,

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man, I'm hosting a podcast here. Joe Rogan burn the Boats Live Netflix,

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August third, ten pm Eastern and
a shocking development. I am scheduled

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to be home that day. That's
good. This is Joe's third Netflix special.

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It's been a minute. His previous
specials Strange Times in twenty eighteen and

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Triggered in twenty sixteen. They did
share a trailer, or i'll call it

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a teaser. I think they used
trailer. It's just some random things of

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Joe saying things like don't get mad
at me, you know why you came

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here? Feel that. That's some
rhde home arguments in the air. So

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they probably pulled that from an Austin
show. No real clip, no real

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joke anyway. Joe Rogan Burned the
Boats August third, at ten pm Eastern.

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Folks had cracked when after Brendan's shob
with the headline It's Always Sonny in

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Philadelphia. Fans catch the world's Worst
comedy podcaster stealing the show's jokes. I

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guess they are not fans of Brendan
and they're bringing it. They write.

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If Brendan Shab could write a joke
as funny as any of those on it,

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It's Always Sonny in Philadelphia, maybe
he'd finally headline at Joe Rogan's club.

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One podcasting fan in the It's Always
Sonny in Philadelphia subreddit recently unearthed an

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old club of Brendan on the Joe
Rogan Experience, joking about Hulk Hogan and

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his hot dog skin that made Rogan
laugh cracked rights. You can tell they're

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not fans show better Countless Blessings that
Rogan doesn't watch Always Sonny. Otherwise he'd

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have taken away the heavyweight title of
least funny comedian whose career was derailed after

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Joe Rogan accused him of plagiarism from
Carlos Smith SIA Wow. The video is

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titled failed Comedian. Brendan Shab takes
credit for a line that sounds pretty familiar,

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shows Brendan saying that a bodybuilder has
hulk Hogan hot dog's skin. Rogan

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says, dude, hot dog skin
is the best expression ever, When did

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you come up with that? And
says, I don't know a while ago,

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that's how I describe Hulk Hogan.
Crack points out as any always sunny

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fan will tell you. I'm a
fan. I couldn't have told you this.

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D Reynolds, a somehow more talented
comedy in the Shop, was actually

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the person who came up with a
description of Hogan's skin. In two thousand

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and nine, the episode is the
Gang Wrestles for the Troops. Did you

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watch Hannah Berner's new special yet?
She spoke to Variety and they said,

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in the special, you joke that
bachelorette party, so like cults, have

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you been too many? What's the
craziest thing that's been expected of you?

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Hanna said, the funniest part about
that is I was one of my first

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friends to have a bachelorette party.
I was the bride and that's when I

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remember this feeling of sense of power. Everybody was falling me around. I

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was like, oh, this could
be abused in the wrong hands. Then

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I started getting invites and seeing the
amount of money involved. I love being

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a mouthpiece for the girls who were
like, we don't want to go.

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Maybe your best friend wants to go, but this has become too much.

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We don't need to go to Capri. Hannah is close to her grandma,

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and we learn Grandma is really evolved
in terms of people being able to talk

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about sexuality. She doesn't like when
I curse, though, she's like in

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stadium of saying that s word?
Could you say sugar? He doesn't like

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it when I talk about farting or
diarrhea. But I'm like, Nana,

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let's normalize it for the girls.
We can't keep lying that we don't have

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stomach issues. She's the coolest grandma
ever. But if my eighty three year

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old grandma thought that all of my
material was perfect and made for her,

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then I'd be upset with my material. Fair enough, Marlon Wayans is going

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to play Baltimore. He caught up
with the Baltimore Banner and they were like,

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hey, Marlon Wayans, what's it
like to perform in Baltimore. Marlon

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said real, like's real. If
he ain't funny, they ain't gonna like

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it. It's no patience in Baltimore. They want the jokes. And I

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got them. Marlon only started doing
stand up in twenty eighteen. He said,

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I think I was fearful in that
when you do stand up comedy,

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it's about telling stories about things that
happen right, and for me, it's

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like, what stories do I have
to tell if six other people already doing

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jokes about our life. Lewis Black's
out on his final tour. He'll be

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doing some shows up at the National
Comedy Center. Black said, It's always

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been a thrill for me to come
to Jamestown and Buffalo, spend time in

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this incredible museum, and perform for
the National Comedy Center audiences. Means a

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lot to me to take the stage
on this final tour, for these two

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very special shows, performing for friends
and fans who love comedy as much as

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I do. Jerney Gunderson is the
executive director of the NCC and says audiences

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here in Western New York have loved
that appreciated Lewis Black's comedy for decades,

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since he first performed at one of
the earliest to lucial ball comedy festivals in

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Jamestown back in the early nineties.
On his final tour, it's an honor

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to bring him back for two final
shows that we can share the experience together.

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Jeff Foxworthy recently played two shows in
Nevada. It was one hundred and

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thirteen degrees. Jeff Foxworthy and a
half assed impression of himself, said,

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I was telling my wife, that's
just unbearable. You need to quit doing

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such hot places. I pulled up
my schedule. Oh crap, I'm in

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Tucson in July, those terrible John's. Are you slowing down? Jeff Foxworthy?

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Yeah, but not because I don't
still love it. There's just other

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things I love a lot too,
like being a granddad. I still love

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being on stage. After forty plus
years of airports and hotel rooms, the

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thrill of those two things has gone
away. I tell them, now you're

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paying me to fly out here and
spend the night. I'm doing the show

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for free. That's the fun part. However, most hotel chains have cut

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back on the complimentary waffle bar.
Jeff says, you can't even get free

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coffee anymore. You know what's really
crazy. Half the places is no longer

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of room service. They're like,
well, you can call downstairs and walk

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downstairs and get it. We're not
gonna bring it to you. Really,

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I'll pay you to bring it to
me. I forgot to mention yesterday Beverly

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Hills Cop four, which isn't even
the title of the movie. The movie

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is called Beverly Hills Cop axel F. It's pretty good. I described that

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as good bad. It's a terrible
movie, but it's entertaining. It's Eddie

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Murphy doing Beverly Hills Cop forty years
later. What do you think it's gonna

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be? It's that? Is it
Shakespeare? No? Is it even the

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pop tarts movie? No, it's
Eddie Murphy doing Beverly Hills Cop forty years

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later. It's fine. There is
one performer in the movie, though.

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I don't know how this person got
this movie. This person cannot act awful

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worse than the Jeff fox Worth the
impression I just did. I mean that

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bad. But it's a good bad
movie. I think I stole that term

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from Bill Simmons. So it's a
bad movie, but it's the good version

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of a bad movie, you know
what I'm saying. Anyway, Beverly Hills

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Cop acts LEF. You should watch
it or forget. Monday is the big

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launch of that new pop cast.
The artist that's the one about the crazy

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serial killer with some flare turns his
evilness into art. Rated R for mature

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audience is only why don't you hit
that follow button now so we can move

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up the charts a little bit?
Nudge nudge, know what it means,

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say no more the artist? Where
you get your shows? John Stewart and

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the rest of the Late night guys
are finally back to work. Hey guys,

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where you've been the last ten days? I know it's nice to take

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your life fourth weekend off, but
like, are you covering the election?

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There's been kind of a news cycle
here now Ballot the Ballot podcast, no

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days off even work the weekend?
Been covering the election? Ballot Where you

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get your shows? Anyway? John
Stewart was back at The Daily Show on

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Monday. He said, for a
campaign based on honesty and decency, the

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spin about the debate appears to be
blatant BS and the redemption tour hasn't gone

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that much better. He then played
clips of Biden's team scrambling to cover We're

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told that the threat of Trump is
so great and the stakes are so high

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that even bringing up these absolutely legitimate
concerns about the president's ability to do the

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most vigorous job in the world for
the next four years is enabling fascism.

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Yet even the President doesn't seem particularly
alarmed, to which I'll say to John

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Stewart, you know, we're told
that the threat of Trump is so great

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that late Night including you took a
week off. Dude, come on,

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it's important or not. I know
you had plans, but sometimes she got

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to work. I'm in broadcasting too, been in broadcasting thirty years. Sometimes

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you gotta go in on Saturday,
John Boy, Johnny Mack. Going after

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John Stewart for some reason, Stuart
played a clip of Biden saying, as

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long as I gave it my all
and did as good of a job as

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I know I can do, that's
what it's all about. Stuart said,

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that's not what this is about.
There are no participation trophies in end game

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democracy, unless, of course,
you know, July fourth falls on a

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Thursday and you want to take the
week off. I mean, you know,

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then the stuff's not that important.
Jimmy Kimmel, now he's excused.

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There's a reason Jimmy Kimmel wasn't on
last week, aside from me took the

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summer off, but I'm not gonna
hammer Jimmy Kimmel for spending time with a

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seven year old son, Billy,
who underwent his third open heart surgery.

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Back in May. Kimmell told Entertainment
Tonight, Billy's doing great. He had

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open heart surgery. You know,
he's got the scars and everything, but

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he's just mentally right back where he
was, which is crazy. Physically.

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You know, we're gonna have to
be careful with him for a couple of

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months, but he's doing really well. Sarah Cooper. You know, Sarah

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Cooper fantastic in pop tarts. I
don't know what you think I was gonna

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say. You probably were like,
he's gonna take some shot about her being

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TikTok, famous for doing lame pantomime
to Donald Trump. That is not what

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I was gonna say. She was
fantastic in pop tarts. She's got a

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book coming out. It's called How
Google Docs Knew I was getting divorced before

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I did and Other stories by comedian
Sarah Cooper. The synopsis says, whether

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it's an auditions, on dates working
the Google offices, or on the set

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of her very own Netflix special,
Sarah Cooper knows what it's like to feel

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a little bit foolish. The result
is a book that's relatable, self deprecating,

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and direkly funny. You remember during
the pandemic, Sarah Cooper had a

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Netflix special That's right, she did
and from the world of the courts.

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Jay Johnston, who is said to
play a pizzeria owner in the TV series

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Bob's Burgers, phases a maximum sentence
of five years in prison after pleading guilty

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to civil disorder. This involved an
event that happened in Washington one January a

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few years ago. Not looking to
go there today, but your honor,

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if it may please the court,
I have two questions. First, have

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you ever seen Bob's Burger's, your
honner, And of course, the answer

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is no. Lawyers never ask a
question that they don't know the answer to.

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And Two, your honor, have
you ever met anyone who has seen

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Bob's Burger's? The answer, of
course also no metric comedy news for today.

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I'm punching today, See you tomorrow.