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Callaroga Shark Media.
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Hey man, I'm Johnny Mack with his daily comedy news. Now.
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You know who was that Donald Trump's Supreme Court hearing
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the other day about the tariff war. You know who
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was there in the audience, John Mullaney. All right, Why, well,
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we're gonna find out. But what a random John Mullaney's sighting,
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The Daily Beast reports. Fans speculated Mullaney was invited by
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lawyer Neil Cattel, who was arguing on behalf of small
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businesses affected by the tariffs. Mullaney had been on his
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podcast court Side, where we learned Mullaney as a constitutional
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lawn nerd. Neil said, Mullaney texts him all sorts of
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questions about random Supreme Court cases all the time, And
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I guess Mullaney is really into this if he was there.
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Nikki Glazer was your SNL host last night. I'll probably
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review that on Tuesday, just to accommodate my production schedule.
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They did release this promo leading up to it. Nicky ROAs,
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Ashley Padilla, James Austin Johnson, and Cam Patterson. A couple
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of notes here. I've trimmed the bleeps because the the
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setup is that Nicky is roasting the three of them,
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and apparently her roasts are quite vulgar, so that the
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bleeps go on forever. So I trimmed those just for pacing.
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I understand the pacing upsets the joke, but you don't
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want to sit through a beap for ten seconds. There
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are also two visual jokes. I'm gonna leave them in.
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In one, Ashley Padia throws up and the other James
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Austin Johnson dumps gas on his head. You'll get it.
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And I think this clip also proves that camp Patterson
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not good at Saturday Night Live. I don't get why
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Lauren added him to the cast. And again, Louren Michaels
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is Lorne Michaels and I'm a guy in a basement,
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what do I know? But I still think Camp Patterson's
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going to be one and done. Anyway, Here was the
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teaser for Nicki Glazer.
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So come out.
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So great to be here, Hey, Nicki, guy, you're so
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excited you're hosting.
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It is going to be so fun.
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So excited? Was there something else you needed or would
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you roast?
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No?
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Please?
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I just I don't think that's a good idea.
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You don't want that. I promise you won't hurt our feeling.
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Now I started on care tony some completely numb and side.
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Okay, me verse me verse, right.
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Ashley, you look like you actually look like.
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Your dog's period blood. Okay, this is fun. You're right, James,
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you nerdy little not there in Tennessee going out there
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by the outdoor masthtub, get her nune okay and cav
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nice sweater. Hell yeah, no, that's why you're the queen.
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That's fine, it's good. I like this is fun. Jim
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Gaffigan was on social media again, and as I've pointed
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out to you, Jim Gaffigan really only comes on social
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media when he wants to sell you something. He wants
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to sell you some concert tickets. I have made edits
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to this clip.
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It's Jim gaffer and very exciting that twenty twenty six
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shows are on sale. I'm going to New York, I'm
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going to Saint Louis, I'm going to Denver, I'm going
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all these places out west. I know I need a haircut,
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and you know, I think it's cruel that like bald
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men or men that are bald and need to get
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a haircut, like we should get free haircuts right anyway,
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comment below, like, follow, share, perform surgery, whatever you want
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to do anyway.
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Vanity Fair ask David Cross what he thinks about cancel culture.
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The question was really about Dave Chappelle. Cross said, I
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know I'm not stating any obvious that hasn't been stated before,
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and it's stating the obvious, but you, Dave Chappelle, have
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no credibility. We can't take anybody seriously who complains about
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cancel culture while performing in a sold out arena and
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getting tens of millions of dollars for a special that's
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going to air all over the world. It's batently absurd.
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So that kind of stuff's just a waste of time
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to argue. It's like two plus two equals five or
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black is white. It's not true. It's not a thing
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you have been canceled. Vanity Fair ass Cross, they were
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all the comedy had gone woke, but then Elon Musk
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bought Twitter and declared comedy legally again, what do you
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think of that? David Cross said, I mean, it's worth
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the discussion, but my feeling about it is there are
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words you can use in jokes that offend people and
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where does the individual stand up feel comfortable with editing themselves.
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I want to keep saying the R word. There are
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more directly violent words that I've stopped using, So it's
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up to the individual. There are some words I won't
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say now just because no, I know, I've had enough discussions,
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or I don't think it's hurting my bits to swap
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out one word for another. But there are other words
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like the R word, and he is saying the R
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word in this interview that I'm like, I'm going to
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keep using it because it's an easier, better word to
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use in my stand ups. Again, it's up to the individual.
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All right, David Cross, who do you think is funny
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these days? Cross it, there's a lot of great comics
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out there, probably a bunch I'm not even aware of.
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As for subject matter that's funny, Everything is still funny.
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He did not name a single name. It's not that
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hard here. I'll go h. I find Chain Gills funny.
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Thought about that for one second. That was the name
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that popped to mind. I find him funny. Cross said
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everything could be certainly funny in the right viewpoint and application.
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I have a joke about a rape kit. I know
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there'll be some people won't like it. I've already done it,
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and I know there's some people that don't like it.
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But it's a really funny, clever joke that I'm gonna
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keep doing. So look, anything can be funny, it's just
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the application. You're probably wondering what does Stavros halky Has
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look for in a relationship, Well, he told g Q,
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A sense of humor. For me, that's really what my
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whole life is based around. You actually want a little
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more push back from your girlfriend. You want her to
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be like, shut up, you're an idiot. You also have
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to be able to make her laugh, and you have
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to make her laugh despite her not wanting to. That's
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a big one. My favorite audience member is a reluctant
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girlfriend at the start of the show becomes a fan
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by the end of it. All right, Stavros, what do
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you look for in a guy? Friend? Starvros said, My
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best friends I've known since I was in Kindergarton, my
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producer on the podcast, and my best friend he's my
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tour manager. But every five years I tend to pick
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up another best friend. I know they're a good person,
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and then I can make these incredibly messed up jokes
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with them. I don't want somebody who's racist or somebody
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who actually doesn't think gay people should get married. I
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thinks it's a good time to limit the right to choose.
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We do have to line on the big stuff and
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may be able to trust you and then do the
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funniest jokes in the world, which are really messed up things.
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Third Coast Reviews spoke to Gary Goldman, who said I
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was fortunate when I did The Great to Pray to
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have an audience that was patient and trusted me and
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knew I was professional and thoughtful, so they would see
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something for me that wasn't my usual show, which was
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mainly just observations and some absurdity and some stories. Grand
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Delinquent is probably the same amount as personal as The
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Great Depress, But with a Great Depress I was able
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to get a lot of the deeper stuff out that
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wasn't as funny, and a documentary portion of the show,
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so essentially I didn't have to be there when the
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people weren't laughing. I think as a performer, you're most
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vulnerable just being yourself doesn't have to be deep, secret
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or private moment. It's very vulnerable to get up there
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and say I think this is funny, and I think
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you should think this is funny. You don't know whether
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they're gonna laugh. But eventually you figure out whether it's
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funny and it gets less vulnerable. But with every new audience,
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there's always that bit of anticipation and a little bit
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of anxiety over that, and it makes it fun. It's
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like when I play basketball. If it made every shot,
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I think I'd be happy, but in reality and probably
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get boring. When you get into a video game or
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some set of skill and it gets to the point
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where this isn't very challenging, you lose interest. I think
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that's the part of the trick to staying interested in
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comedy because they're doing it thirty two years now and
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it remains challenging. It can be humbling at times, and
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I think that's part of the equation. And I think
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we all know comedians have been doing the same act
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for decades. They burn out or get bored or just
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throwing the tannel or whatever that makes sense to me.
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I know when I do this pod, I try and
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mix up the subjects. You know, there were times when
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all right, we're gonna talk about Kimmel for a week
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or whatever. But I do try and you know, change
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the tone, bring recurring bits back, rest recurring bits. I
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try not to talk about the same comedians every day,
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but when somebody's out there doing a lot of press,
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you know, I'll talk about somebody for five days in
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a row. But did you try to mix it up?
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That makes sense to me. Roywood Junior just spoke to
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Rolling Stone. He talked about touring the country, performing in
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the South. Being a road comedian gives you a different
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perspective on the voters of the country because you don't
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see a Republican party. To see a person and they
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voted Republican. There's a difference when you're viewing Republicans through
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grafts and pie charts and gallopoles versus you being in
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a comedy club on a Thursday in a red state
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and telling jokes to voters who would never vote for
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your interests and there being some degree of synergy and understanding.
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It puts in a perspective that most people in this
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country are voting to preserve themselves, and that's what politicians
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tap to do. That's what Trump did. Trump went into
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Middle America and looked under the rocks, found a couple
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of votes over here, found a couple of votes over there,
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and here we are. So Junior talked about his time
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at The Daily Show, and he said, one of the
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main things I learned is that there's always a third
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side or another angle to the issue that's not being considered.
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I'm grateful my first comedy special didn't come out until
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after I started working there. I think also watching Trevor
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Noah and how he did interviews with adversarial guests. You
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seek to understand, don't necessarily seek to be right. Sometimes
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you can talk to people into not agreeing with themselves
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if you've got enough time to take a long enough walk.
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He talked about hosting the White House Correspondence Dinner in
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twenty twenty three and said it was the most stressed
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I've been as a performer. Next to the Apollo Theater,
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Amateur Night of the Apollo, that's the peak of anxiety.
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Roy said, I'd take one thousand correspondents dinners before amateur
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Night at the Apollo. That's not to be played with
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with the Correspondent's dinner. No matter what after, room's gonna
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love the joke. You just don't know when you don't
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know which joke the apollo. There's a chance everyone will
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hate your guts and unison and there's no recovery. All right,
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Jay Leno, do you know who this is? He hosted
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The Tonight Show for like twenty two years. Thinks you
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know stuff about late night comedy. That guy, he's the worst.
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You know what he's doing today? He's the Grand Marshall
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at the Harley Davidson Love Yeah Things starts off in Glendale,
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finishes northwest of la at Castaic Lake. It's a charity
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ride in support of the Wounded Warrior Project and Adopt
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the Arts. Founded in nineteen eighty four, it's raised more
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than twenty five million dollars and Jay Leno is going
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to be the Grand Marshal today. Jay said, I've written
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her alongside thousand. It's a love ride for years. I'm
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looking forward to doing it again. Cheers to making Love
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Ride thirty four a memorable one.
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Now.
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I wanted to tell you about the New York Comedy Festival,
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but their website doesn't want to load, so they're gonna
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go second. Today I'll tell you about the three one
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to two Comedy Festival seven o'clock today at Zany's Downtown.
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Heather Shaw at Zany's and Rosemont. I think I've been
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to that one. I think the Rosemont one. I'm pretty
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sure that was a rainy like Wednesday night and it
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was Hannibal Burris and Gaff again and Mad again. It
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was a great show. John Deloni will be there at seven,
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Kevin Bridges at the Riviera Theater at seven thirty, and
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Earthquake at the vic Theater, a great venue at eight o'clock.
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And that's a wrap on the very cool three to
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one to two Comedy Festival. Nice job, guys. And now
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let's see if the other website has loaded yet. It
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has not. I might actually have to pause, but that's
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not fun. Oh yeah, we're gonna have to do a
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different story. It completely broke my browser. Come on near
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Comedy Festival. All right, let's see what happens. Tell you
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about something else. In the meantime. Sultan Kasas he's gonna