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Callaroga Shark Media and Aaron Jay Mac would your daily
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comedy news. I do not like this first story, and
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I'm not throwing anyone under the bus here. I just
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don't like how this shook out at all. Let me
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set it up for you. Olivia Munn, she's married to
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John mulaney, which is why we're talking about this. Stay
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with me. She was the cover story in the June
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fourth People magazine. The article was titled, Olivia Munn doesn't
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let her kids watch Miss Rachel. Here's why. If you're
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not in the no, Miss Rachel is the host of
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a popular children's show. A few days after the cover story,
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People apparently pulled out a poll quote which is, I
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know kids love Miss Rachel, but the thing is, if
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I can't watch it, I'm not going to spend the
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rest of my life going crazy. These kids shows drive
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me crazy, all right. Seems innocent enough. If your parent
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you know some of those shows, you know you might, Yeah,
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stay with me. That's why I'm pulling my punch. I
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don't want to get I don't want to get in
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the middle of this. Early People deleted the article on
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Thursday quote due to the violent threats that escalated towards
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the interview subject. In her family, John mullaney has commented
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on this. Mulaney said, an innocent comment my wife, Olivia
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Munn made about what children's programs we like, has somehow
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unbelievably been conflated with not caring about the deaths of
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children in Gaza. John posted this on Instagram and said,
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because of this, my wife and two kids are now
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receiving violent and threatening comments and messages in her DMS.
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This is absolutely insane and needs to stop. The people
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doing this are so wildly out of line and so
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unhelpful to any conversation. You took a nothing comment to
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a dark and dangerous place. This kind of behavior is
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an activism now. Olivia had also said, Malcolm asked for
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blues clues and I don't know who showed them the
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blues clues, but they're on my crap list now. I said,
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hell no, not in my house. Olivia had to explain
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in a statement to Miss Rachel and her fans, I
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hear in respect the passion behind your support. I never
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anticipated the media would single out on one small thing
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I said and distort it like they have. My comments
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were never meant to diminish the joy, comfort, and impact
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she brings to so many families. Every parent understands the
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importance of finding meaningful programming that helps us connect with
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our kids. I don't want something taken out of context
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to be a moment that steals even a minute of
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joy for anyone. Now, apparently under some new stories about Olivia,
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Miss Rachel wrote, who cares? I'd rather you cover me
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advocating for kids in Gaza who are literally starving, largest
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cohort of child amputees in modern history, thousands and thousands killed,
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no medical care, no education, no homes. Do better, not
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against her Olivia at all, and don't care that she
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doesn't want to watch the show. All my love to
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her and her family. Disappointed in the outlets. Yikes, just yikes,
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what's going on all right? Meanwhile in Los Angeles, Desi
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Litik said, Yeah, nothing calms down a situation like a
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military invasion. Desi again, you know, I'm beginning to wonder
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if Trump is intentionally trying to escalate the situation because
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more chaos allows them to portray blue states as centers
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of crime while positioning himself as the strong man that
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country needs to rally around. No that's silly. I'm sure
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he's just doing what's best for everyone. Colbert Trump has
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sent thousands of troops into downtown LA. To quote what
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historians will remember as the Battle of that video of
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a burning waymod car they kept showing on cable news.
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Greg Guttfeld said, California Governor Gaven Newsom and Mayor Karen
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Beast denounced the federal immigration raids, So now they don't
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want California to have ice or water. All right, we'll
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move out of the comedy part right now. Speaking of
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late night, IndyCar owner David Letterman will be on this
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week CBS Sunday Morning. Hey Mike from the Letterman Pod?
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Did you know that? Are you learning that from me? Yeah?
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Well good, you're gonna want to tape that one. But
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appear as they're talking Indy cars. A Letterman will appear
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alongside Joseph Newgarten, Pado Award, and Mario Andretti. Knows that
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the Mariow Andretti from when I was a kid. Maybe
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he co owns the team. I'm not familiar with the
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other two. So now, IndyCar fans, you come after me,
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I apologize. I don't know everything I know you listen
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to the show and you're like that Johnny macke knows everything,
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I don't know everything and apparently have a week spot
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with IndyCar Staying with Late Night. Looking ahead to the
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Emmys this year, there will only be three nominations in
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the Outstanding Talk Series category. Here's why there were only
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thirteen submissions, because there's fewer late night shows now. The
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TV Academy rules say if there were between eight and
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nineteen submissions, the number of submissions will be divided by
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four and rounded to the nearest whole number. So how
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do we arrive at three? Well, there were thirteen submissions
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for the category. Let's do the math. Thirteen divided by
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four is three and change and we round to the
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nearest whole number and we get three. The submissions these
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are not nominations. These are who submitted the Daily Show Mulaney,
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Heart to Heart on Peacock. Apparently that exists. I know
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that that exists, but has anyone ever mentioned that to you?
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I mean that might be the bobs Burgers of late
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night shows, CNN's Have I Got News for You? Hot Ones, Kimmel,
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Seth Colbert, Midnight Snack with Julie Chan again, as I
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just copped to, I don't know everything. What is Midnight
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Snack with Julie Chan? Google paste and search. Okay, so
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several Google searches come up with the same exact phrasing,
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which is Midnight Snack with Julie Chan is the first
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late night talk show hosted by a Chinese American woman,
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Julie Chan. Now Here, I'm seeing a press release from
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September of twenty twenty four which tells us the first
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season of Midnight Snack has seven episodes, which sounds like
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a really low number. But we're okay with nominating Malini
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for twelve, right, Okay, apparently you can watch this on
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Asian American Movies AAM dot TV. Again, I'm just learning
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the show exists, so I'm not gonna say it's good
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or bad. Might even win the Emmy. Also nominated felon
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the dropout websites show called Very Important People, Bill Maher
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and Andy Cohen's show, which I saw just got an extension.
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So those are your thirteen. The nominees come out July fifteenth.
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The Emmy Awards will air on CBS September fourteenth, out
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today on Hulu otsgar. So what Kotska has her second
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stand up special. This one is called Father. I liked
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her previous special a lot, so I'm looking forward to
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watching this one at some point. It's gonna rain again
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this weekend. Can I tell you I'm speaking to you.
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It's eight twelve pm on Thursday evening. I usually don't
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record at night, but yesterday was like the only nice
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day in a two week radius where I live. So
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I took a beach day and it was beautiful. It
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was eighty four in low humidity. It's sunny and just awesome.
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So I'm recording at night. I feel a little thrown
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off because I usually record midday early afternoon. This is
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just weird to me. But it's gonna rain this weekend,
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so I have time to watch Osco. She says her
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fans has just done calling her mother, but she begs
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to differ. She says, oh, no, I am father. In
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the trailer, we see that joke where she asked her
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husband how to turn on the Washington machine and that's
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how he realized he'd been doing the laundry all these years.
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She also jokes that she wants to grow her hair out,
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but she can't because her current haircut is her brand.
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In The Special Father, she reflects on her relationship with
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her father, who lives in Japan and has been not
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really much part of her life since she moved to
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the States. She says telling her story on stage has
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helped heal her. What I found out about trauma is
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when you're not going through it, you're not going this
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is trauma. Now that I'm able to choke about it,
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I'm realizing I've sort of started to heal without even
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realizing it. She talked about trying to pray her mom's
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illness away when she was younger, and said, I became
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super Christian on my own. I think I needed something
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to believe in or something. It was community, all these things,
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and I was still confused about why we didn't go
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back to Japan and my mom's condition in the garage.
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That's good, very seriously, to the point that even signed
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up for Jesus Camp on my own. I remember at
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the camp there were these prayer groups, and prayer meetings
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would break off into and one night it was like
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I asked them to pray for my mom to get better,
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to be freed from the voices in her head and
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all these things, from the suffering from severe depression to
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the seizures, from feeling so isolated down all the time.
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I truly thought it was going to work. I was
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in middle school, and I remember believing, oh my gosh,
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this is really different. I've prayed for this before. When
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I go home, she's going to be healed. When I
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came home, I was super disappointed that she hadn't changed,
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and feeling really down and hopeless because she still hears voices.
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That's on hool tonight. Looking forward to checking that out.
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Congratulations to doctor Colin Jost. He received the Honorary Doctor
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if Humane Letters from the College of Staten Island in
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recognition for his outstanding contributions to comedy, television and community service.
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What's a little weird about this is he accepted it
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over video. I mean, the whole point of us giving
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you the honorary degree is so you come and give
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a speech. Dude. What's going on? Oh yeah, I love
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to go. Oh yeah, I'm filming a movie. I can't
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possibly How would I possibly get to New York City?
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How would I do that? Come on, Colin, what is
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he filming. Let me look this up from the Facebook
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page filming in Georgia. It says The Breadwinner is filming
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in the Atlanta area and Colin jos is in that film.
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Colin Dude, bro, bro dude, Colin man, dude, you tell
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me you can't get from Atlanta to New York City.
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You tell me you can't do that. Come on, you
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can do that. I'm sure Nate would have understood. You
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could have been there. Come on anyway, congratulations Collin Jost.
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A lot of big names in the show today. This
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is a lot of fun. All right, here's a big name.
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Say a week ago, you were in Cambridge. You're on
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the bus, your money, your own business. You know, you're
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probably listening to my podcast while surfing the internet. You know,
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it's a good combination. And you look up and you're like, hey,
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that tall dude with the red orange hair, he looks
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really familiar. Is that Conan O'Brien on a bus in Cambridge? Yeah?
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It was Conan O'briight, sack's the bus. This apparently is
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like totally real and not a publicity stunt. Conan gave Craig,
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the bus driver, shot out, saying the best driver in Cambridge.
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Right here, Craig says, I was driving along on Root seventy.
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All of a sudden I see this gentleman on the
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right hand walking. I saw the red hair and it
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kind of looked like Conan's hair. So I said to myself,
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is that Conan? And it actually was. He said, hey,
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let's take it right away. I said, I'm not allowed
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to have a phone on the bus Conan, and he said, oh,
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that's terrible. So he was just a great guy. That's fun,
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all right. The Great American Comedy Festival is in Norfolk,
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Nebraska to night. You're five feature comedians River Butcher, David Perdue,
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Amy Shanker, Adam Tiller, and Chip Chantry. You're headliner James
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Austin Johnson. Are you watching basketball? No, me, neither. There's
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one person in the world watching this whole basketball series,
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and his name is Mike Epps, known a Pacers fan.
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He's like the one person who was like, should we
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put the Knicks in the finals so we get like
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twenty three million viewers? No, let's put the Pacers through
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so we can get seven. Mike Epps spoke to website
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and Escape and he's pretty big on Tyrese Halliburton. Now,
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I gotta say I was pretty impressed by mister Halliburton
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in the Eastern Conference Finals. The dude brought it. Mike
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Epps says, Halliburton is an unpredictable player. That's what I
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love about him because you don't really know what you're
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gonna get. That's how he gives it to you. You can't
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really predict what he's gonna do and how he's gonna
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do it, but he gets it done. That's what I
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like about him. Some players he's just about to pinpoint
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him out. But this guy here is unpredictable and brilliant
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when it comes to playing basketball, no question, without a doubt.
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He reminds me of myself. That's why can I relate
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to him because it's his avant garde approach and it
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might not be pretty, but it gets the job done,
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all right, Mike Epps, what's your earliest recollection of following
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the Pacers? Mister big time Pacers fan, Mike Kep said,
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go to a place called Market Square Arena where they
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used to play, and man, I was a Pacer fan
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before Reggie Miller was there, going all the way back
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to the Billy night days. All right, that's some street cred.
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When you're a fan, you're a die hard fan. You
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have a lot of ups and downs. Me I had
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times where I was like, oh man, why am I
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a Pacer fan? When you love a franchise and at
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your hometown, you can't really find yourself rooting for anyone else.
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That's what die hard means. All right. Who's your favorite
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Pacers player of all time? Reggie Miller, clutch player. And