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Callaroga Shark Media.
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Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news, A
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daily briefing on stand up comedy comedians in the comedy industry,
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A sentence, and that the algorithms like me to say
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every single day for some reason. So I shall you know,
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doing this show is kind of like pitching a baseball game,
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And today it was one of those days that ten
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minutes ago I thought I had nothing, and then I'm like, eh,
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let me see if I could stir it up with this. Barbiglia, Mullaney,
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John Marco Siresi thing incasion missed it. Go back to
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the February tenth episode where I played some clips John
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Mulaney was on Mike Berbiglia's podcast. Birbiglia floated an idea
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that perhaps, possibly maybe there's a comedian who was ripping
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off John Mulaney's act. That I played a separate clip
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in which John Marco Siresi thought they were referring to him.
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It is unclear who they were referring to anyway. So
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I went on Reddit and people think it might be
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a guy named Mike Feenie. Now I was unfamiliar with
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Mike Feenie. Half an hour ago, but some clips. I'm
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going to play you three clips here and I'll let
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you be the jury, and I'm trying to make the
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clips relatively even.
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So.
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The clips from Feenie and John Marco are on Jimmy
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Fallon's Tonight Show. I couldn't find John mullany on the
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Tonight Show. I did find a cone and clip that
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was too far back, and I didn't want to play
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anything current because these days there is mullanie mania. He
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could just walk up on stage and say hello and
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he'll get a big Did I just rip off John Mullaney? Oh,
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I'm big. It's gonna be mad at me. I've told
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you this before. The secret to a half asked John Mullaney,
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is you have to do the B fifty two s
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Fred Schneider going big as a whale, And that's how
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you get into your mullany. It's just in the sing
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song Noss. I mean, it's a half assed Millenie. But
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maybe I'm stealing from John mllanie. I digress. So the
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Feenie and the John Marco are from the Tonight Show,
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and I've pulled a clip of John mullaney on HBO's
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Night of Too many stores. This clip is John Mullaney
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from eight years ago, which I think is before mullanie Mania.
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I've tried to make all the clips around a minute ten.
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I've tried to include the intro so you hear the
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comedian getting into it, and then around minute ten we'll
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get out of the clips. But first up from eight
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years ago, here's John Mulaney.
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I'm John Mulaney, finally a name on this show. I
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had a great day. I hope you're all well. I'm
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flattered to be here. I was walking downtown today. I
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was on West twelfth Street. I was downtown. I was
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walking towards this guy. He's walking towards me. He's on
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his cell phone. We're both downtown. We're on West twelfth.
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As he walks past me, I hear him say no, no, no,
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I can't.
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Meet right now. I'm way uptown.
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And then he looked at me and he winked, and
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he kept walking. That guy should be declared mayor of
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New York City. I don't care if he's had a
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scandal automatic mayor, and he probably has, if that's how
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he conducts himself on a day to day basis, If
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he's lying about his whereabouts At two o'clock on a Saturday,
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while I high fiving random guys on the street. I
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was glad I noticed him. I normally don't notice people.
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I zone out conslate. Have you ever zoned out for
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a few minutes. I've been zoned out since two thy
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and fourteen. I just all day long. I wander into traffic,
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walking like Charlie Chaplin, listening to a podcast while thinking
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about a different podcast.
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Next up, a three year old clip from The Tonight Show,
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storing in Jimmy Fallon. Comedian Mike Feede takes the stage
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wearing a suits and again John mulaniy known for wearing
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a suit. Right now, I'm looking at a picture of
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George Carlin performing in a suit in the sixties. Is
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John mulani stealing from George Carlin? Obviously? He is get
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your own wardrobe buddy. Anyway, Mike Feoeney, here you go.
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Oh my gosh, thank you so much, everybody. Wow, I
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appreciate that I have exciting news. I just celebrated seven
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years of marriage with my wife. Yeah. Yeah, we've been
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married seven years. We've been dating a total of seventeen years.
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Though I had to make sure and if i'man honest,
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she's one of my favorite people right now. But when
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you're in a relationship that long, a lot of times
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after shows from men, they'll come up to me and
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they'll be like, seventeen years. I mean, my god, I
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must have gotten so stale in the bedroom by now, right,
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And every time I have to explain to them, I'm like, no,
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it hasn't gotten stale, it's gotten efficient. That's how I would, yeah,
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like our sex life. As I go into a Billy
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Joel concert at this point, you know, we're just playing
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the hits, no new stuff. Everybody's happy, yea.
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And our third clip from four months ago, the twenty
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twenty six Comedian of the Year, John Marco SIASI. He's
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not wearing a suit. He's wearing a pretty loose shirt.
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It's a little wrinkled actually, so it's a look. He
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didn't accidentally go on the Tonight Show in a renkled shirt.
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And he is much more animated than mister Malaney and
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mister Feenie. Here is John Marco Siisi, thank you.
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I appreciate it real quick. I'm going to talk a
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lot about my girlfriend tonight, and I just want to
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be careful, because I think what happens with a lot
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of male comedians is they'll notice something about their girlfriend,
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and then when they're on stage they act like that
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specific trait applies to the entire gender. So I just
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want to be clear. All the jokes tonight are about
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my girlfriend, and I don't want to use her real name,
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so let's just call her women. Women.
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Hear me out, please please please.
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Women are Jewish and mine is no exception to the rule,
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and it's fine. I'm also Jewish, although I was raised
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more culturally Jewish, which means I have all the anxiety
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of regular Judaism, but without the comfort of God.
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So I don't know who Duberbigs and the Laney mean.
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We're gonna have to ask them. Mike Ebbs has issued
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an apology. Apparently Mike Epps had made some comments about
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rapper Nicki Minaj after Nicki Minaj recently appeared with the
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President of the United States in a comedy routine. Mike
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Ebbs had suggested that Minaj had engaged in a group
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sex activity with the President and others joke that perhaps
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Nicki had done some favors in exchange for help with
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her US citizenship. Fans of Nicki Minaj did not like that.
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Mike Epps has posted on Instagram. Y'all know, I'm mister accountability.
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You know, I say stuff and do stuff, and then
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I go to bed, wake up the next morning, having
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prayed on and thought about it. I just want to
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apologize to you, Nicki Minaj for saying the stuff that
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I said. I want to apologize to your husband, your kids,
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all that for saying what I said. I'm a comedian.
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Sometimes I get on that stage. You know, I have
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a little drink and I go wild. I'm nonfiltered, not
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explaining myself. But I am mister accountability. I love apologizing,
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something a lot of people don't know how to do.
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I just saw this one. As I walked into the basement.
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I took one last look at comedy threads, and I
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see from the Daily Beast, Michael Jay shut down a
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fan who suggested a sketch. The sketch suggested by the
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fan was about Epstein Island with actual children, and the
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fan thought that would be a hilarious idea for Saturday
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Night Live. Chay apparently mocked the pitch in a series
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of now deleted Instagram stories, even sharing a screenshot of
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his DMS with the fan. The Daily Beast says the
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fan had written to Michael Chay, if SNL had any balls,
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they'd do an Epstein Island sketch like it was a joke,
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but just have it be reality and of Trump and
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Elon et cetera, et cetera, partying with actual children. Have
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Elon try and explain electric cars to a fifth grader
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over cocktails, etc. Jay wrote back, that'd be funny to you,
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beato reenactments with actual kids. You think the audience would
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be laughing at that. I guess I just don't understand
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comedy audiences anymore. I get so much criticism that starts
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with if you had any balls, and now we do
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we just stay on Channel four and this is really funny.
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I wonder if ice T gets messages like show penetration
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on SVU cowards. The Garden of Dreams Foundation and MSG
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Entertainment have announced Garden of Laughs, coming to Radio City
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Music Hall on April thirteenth. Nice line up here. Headliners
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include John Oliver Andrew Schultz. Oh we the press should
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ask Andrew some questions if he's taking any questions. Ronnie
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Chang Zarna garg Josh Johnson, Analyza Slessenger. You may recall
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Andrew and Zarna played there od Gomedy Festival, so their
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career is doing quite well. Steve Sharippa of Sopranos fame
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will return as the host. I know Steve worked with
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him on The Wise Guy Show. It's serious, a really
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good guy. Uh drove around Vegas with him one day
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and had a nice timeout. Steve said the Garden of
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Dreams Foundation has impacted the lives of one hundreds of
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thousands of young people and their families in the Tri
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state area over the last twenty years. At it's incredible
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events like Garden of Laughs that helped make that possible.
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That dude's a pro and awesome to work with. Got
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a lot of New York City stuff. Today. If you're
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on the subway and you're like, is that Ronnie Chang,
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it is Ronnie Chang. He is the latest entertainer to
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lend his voice to public service announcements for the New
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York City Subway. Now see, I'm old school, I grew
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up in Queen's New York City. When I get on
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the train and they have these like pre recorded announcements
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that are crystal clear, like ooom, next up times Square.
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I'm like, as the kids say, g TFO. Back in
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the day when Johnny Mack was a young lad listening
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to Howard Stern on a walkman, the announcement sounded like this,
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and you dealt with it, and that's how it was,
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and there was graff feiti everywhere. Oh sorry, I almost
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ripped on John Lane there. Sorry, I'm entertaining myself. Ronnie
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Ching affects a frustrated voice as he reprimands writers for
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various subway faux pause. One message ses can he please
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move into the train so other people can get on?
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Thank you, Cursey counts. Now, I have found myself on threads.
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I'm in some sort of New York City conversation about
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who's a real New Yorker and newbies asking for advice
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from real New Yorkers. Listen to me, I'm not moving in.
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If you're from New York City, you understand, and you're like,
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of course, I'm not moving in. People are like, why
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is this jerk not moving in? Here's why I'm not
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moving in because I have my own space. Welcome to
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New York City. If you can't handle it, go somewhere else.
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I'm getting on, and the second I get on, I'm
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turning sideways and I'm leaning against the metal railing. When
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the door is closed, I'm leaning against the door. I
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have space. I'm not standing in the middle holding on
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a railing. If you want to give me a seat,
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I'll sit down, I'll get out of the door. But
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I'm not standing in the middle. I'm blocking the door.
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More advice from Ronnie Chang, the PA announcer. Unless it's
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old school hip hop, nobody wants to hear your music,
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your phone, call your headphones on. Oh boy. And the
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people at the airports with the TikTok videos, yeah, they
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got to stop too. Ronnie Chang said he was honored
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to record the new messages and then said, wait, does
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that mean I work for the MTA now New York
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or Pete Davidson. He's got that TV show that the
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delusional people at Netflix think it's a podcast. It's not
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a podcast, it's a TV show. And the Union might
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have some questions for you people. Pete was having a
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conversation on his inexpensive television show with Machine Gun Kelly.
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We learned Pete Davidson's happy place. He said, mine was
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this deli that's near my house. It's not the best
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deli in the world. It's just clean. It's like really clean,
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and you feel really good about buying produce and like
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meats from there. Now you're like, what's it called. Well,
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eventually Pete Davidson revealed the place is called Bagels are
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Us in Great Kills. Pete says, it's phenomenal. While you're
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in New York City taking the subway, block the doors.
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It's everyone else's problem that they're trying to get on
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the train. They should have gotten on the stop before
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like I did. But if you're on the train and
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you're like, is that George Clooney, it's too fat to
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be George Clooney. No, it's not George Clooney. It's me
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and I'm blocking the doors and we're on our way
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to Williamsburg for the sixth Annual Awards for Excellence in
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Audio aka the Ambies. They will be hosted by comedian
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Wyatt Sanak. Why It said, podcasting has become one of
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the most exciting places for ideas and storytelling. I'm looking
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forward to honoring the creators, keeping the energy up and
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helping make the night feel as vibe and engaging as
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the podcast themselves, plus as a New Yorker doing this
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in Brooklyn just makes it hit different. Keenan Thompson is
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going to be part of a new action comedy based
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on the podcast Unwanted. Unwanted centers on two degenerates who
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attempt to claim a one million dollar reward by capturing