John Mulaney spotted ringless!

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Caalaroga Shock Media. Hi, Johnny
Mack with your daily comedy news. A

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Thunderstorm Edition. I was sitting outside
writing the show and it started a poor

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and the inter lettermaned me, said, let's do a thunderstorm edition. And

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look at that the rain is letting
up just as I begin to record.

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Let's start on gossip Corner. John
mullaney and Olivia Munn flaunting their love,

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says The New York Post. You
may recall last week there were some rumors

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that perhaps, possibly maybe they had
gotten married. They were seen holding hands

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as they made their way through the
arrivals terminal at JFK Airport. Neither Munn

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nor Malaney appeared to be wearing rings, though we're told m'laney looked dashing in

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a dark jacket laid over a black
button down shirt, pants and moccasins.

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Olivia Munn was wearing an oversized black
overcoat with a great top and lightwashed jeans.

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When Malaniy recently did his late night
show, apparently the set was inspired

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by Johnny Carson's Malibu home. Lany
tells Vanity Fair. I wasn't going for

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an off putting aesthetic or anything.
The set was actually modeled after Johnny Carson's

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house in Malibu. A lot of
brutaliss gold things, plus grapes. Glass

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crapes are wonderful. I knew I
didn't want a shiny black floor. I

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knew I didn't want anything chrome.
I didn't want anything that look like Late

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Night A reality shows as they do
now. Jim Norton has a new album

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out. It is called Gender Reveal
Disaster. He got up with. The

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La Times is a profile of Jim
and wife NICKI. How did you guys

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meet? NICKI said, I was
nineteen years old living in Norway. I

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had my first apartment and I started
speaking to this American online named Jim.

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I saw a video of him on
YouTube. I didn't know he was a

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comedian because he was talking more seriously. I looked him up rode to him.

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I think he also saw me online, so I guess he liked what

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he saw. Norton said, I
was delighted. She sent me a message

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because I did this interview where I
talked about trans women. I've talked about

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it so many times and occasionally get
messages, so we talked briefly. I

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looked her up and saw she was
doing cam stuff, So we started talking

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more in Around two months later,
I was like, why don't you come

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visit. That's when she got rejected
for a very minor marijuana charge. Nicky

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says, I thought I'd have no
problem getting in the States papers and the

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guy goes, you're a convicted criminal. You need a waiver for this.

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A waiver was a nightmare because you
have to overcome all these things. That

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started a really crazy process f us
Jim said. It was insane. She

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never even got call at drugs.
It was literally a text message that was

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read at the police station. It
also made it much harder to prove that

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it was a small amount because it
was never an actual amount. Because of

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that, it was seven months before
we met, which is a lot of

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talking and facetiming. Bill Burrd always
told me to go overseas and they love

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me, but I would never do
it. I finally did it to meet

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her, so I knew I liked
her. After the first week in a

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Norway, I knew I really liked
her. Nicky says, Yeah, he

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came to Norway, we hit it
off really well. Three days after that

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I went to Amsterdam with him.
Jim was the first man to take me

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out in public. The only times
was like, wait, is being openly

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trans in Norway not allowed? NICKI
said, it's allowed, but I feel

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like it's a good country to be
trans in. But I do feel that

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Norway, although very liberal, is
a little bit more conservative for my parents.

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It was definitely weird. It's way
weirder there than it is here in

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America. I have excess in my
life, but being in Norway, it

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was never asked out in public.
I'd always felt hidden away. Jim changed

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that whole world for me. The
rain is letting up by the way,

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which is good because I'm kind of
try out here. TMZ had someone at

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the Stormy Daniel's comedy show. Apparently
Stormy joked on a whole bunch of different

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topics, from her porn career to
her political allegiance, and despite her issues

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with the former president, Stormy says
she's still a Republican. Oh yeah.

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She talked about him too, reportedly
calling him tiny, while also touching on

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her financial woes, including the six
hundred thousand dollars a judge ordered her to

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pay Trump following the defamation lawsuit she
claims her lawyer filed without her consent.

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I think I guessed right about something. My memory's foggy. The National Comedy

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Center has announced that Nate Bergatzy will
headline the Lucille Ball Comedy Festival. He

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joins Jeff Ross and Nicole Byer.
They were already performing. I feel like

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I did a story where they hadn't
announced the headliner, and I just felt

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vibes that it was going to be
Nate. I didn't know anything, but

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all right, I guess my Spidery
sent still works. Oh man, it

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just got like eighty five times as
humid, still raining, and there's thunder

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in the distance. But boy,
it is sticky out here. Tickets for

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Nate's show at the National Comedy Center
go on sale Tuesday. Go to Comedy

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Center. I was actually up that
way over the weekend. Didn't pop into

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Jamestown, but it was up in
the Niagara area. Very very nice.

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Jimmy Kimmel, he's taking his annual
summer vacation. Martin Short will sit in

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tonight as the host. The rest
of the week is Meryl Street tomorrow,

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Selena Gomez Wednesday, Melissa McCarthy on
Thursday. That sounds like a lot of

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work for the producers could at least
get one person a week. I don't

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know if you saw this. Martin
Short as his character Jimmy Glick, which

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I have no interest in, sat
in for Bill Maher and in character as

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Glick interviewed Bill Maher on Bill Maher's
own show. Danny Jealous announced to heal

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the film his third special at the
world famous Roxy Theater on September fourteenth.

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Both shows are seven and nine point
thirty. As with these past specials,

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there's a large concept at the heart
of this one. It remains a secret

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for now. The general theme of
the hours marriage and evolving as a humor

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over time. Previously, for an
example, he did six parts which saw

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Danny deliver his first Hour over six
nights at six unique venues, including a

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Jim barbershop, a surf shop,
an art gallery, recording studio, and

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a comedy club. For some reason, they're making Spaceballs two. Josh gadd

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and Mel Brooks are producing. It's
Mel's birthday this week. I know that

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because he's one of the topics on
five Daily Trivia Questions. A whole day

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of mel Brooks Trivia. Five Daily
Trivia Questions where if you get your shows,

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Oh, the rain's picking up again
at de tails of four spaceballs,

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two have not been shared. This
can't possibly be a good idea, right,

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Remember History of the World War Two
came out last year and none of

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us cared this. Don't do this. Josh gadd had boasted on Instagram just

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handed in a film script that I
think maybe the funniest and best thing I've

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ever worked on. And I'm so
freaking excited. I Carmel's getting a lot

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of headlines. He has a new
book, T Shirt Swim Club Stories from

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Being Fat and a World of Thin
People. The cover of the book is

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a kid at the beach. Carmel
said he was inspired to used that image

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because he thought that anyone who was
a fat kid would know that feeling.

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He said, when you go to
the pool and all of a sudden,

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your big, fat body's hang out
there, and you're like, Okay,

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now I'll fix that. I'll put
on a T shirt which immediately gets and

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clings to every curve of your Torso
it's a very silly, active desperation by

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children. During his eight years working
with Cordon on The Late Late Show,

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he reached his peak weight of four
hundred and twenty pounds. My blood pressure

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was two hundred over one hundred and
something, and I was really unhealthy.

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When a doctor comes in and says, very seriously, you could die for

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this. That's the kind of bloo
pressure where you could have a heart attacker

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stroke. But those are very realistic
things that can happen. The idea of

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having to lose two hundred pounds,
well, that's like saying, oh hey,

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why don't you build a rocket ship
climb to the top of Mount Everest.

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He did not do things like ozempic. He lost weight the old fashioned

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weight, he says. He prepares
meals in advance, weighs himself regularly check

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his progress, and engages in his
frequent hot girl walks, a phrase coin

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on TikTok to describe a stroll.
However, had ozempic been available at the

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time, he said, one hundred
percent would have tried it when I was

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four hundred and twenty pounds, I
would have been wearing an ozempic half shirt,

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drinking out of an ozempic water bottle, roller around Hollywood advertising. I

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would have been the poster child.
Our entire society is built around simultaneously punishing

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fat people and trying to make people
as fat as possible. At the same

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time, it's easier to get a
cheeseburger than to get a salad. Yeah,

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dude, I love chop salads.
They're like sixteen dollars, and then

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the world is cruel to the person
who eats the cheeseburger. So it's ft

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he has a message you'd like to
tell his younger self. Go about your

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life and find the people who love
you for who you are. Some people

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are gonna bully you, and most
of the other people really aren't thinking about

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you at all. Good advice from
Ian Carmel and that it's your daily comedy

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news Thunderstorm edition. Is it summer, Yes, it is if you skip

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the weekend. Both episodes were an
interview with Mike Chisholm. He is the

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host of the Letterman podcast. We
nerded out about Letterman both days. And

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that's it. I'm trapped out here
in the rain. I'd have to get

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soaked to get back on the house, and I'm going to continue to sit

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here under the umbrella, and I
guess I'll let up the show and schedule

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it. See you