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Callaroga Shark Media with the landscapers and the cicadas of
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Johnny macpoolside with your daily comedy news Boy. We got
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a lot to talk about a bump stuff into like
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later in the week, but we got to talk about
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John mulaney at Wrigley Field. Everything I saw about this
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starting on Sunday, everybody was there said the show was
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absolutely amazing. Your host was Richard Kind. Mullaney was joined
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by Buddy Guy, Fred Ormison, David Letterman, Yeah, and then
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m'laney did two hours. Apparently the Hollywood Reporter had a
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nic recap. David Letterman took center stage to wild cheers
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and applause and asked, how did this happen? What are
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the beatles here tonight, ladies and gentlemen. This makes the
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Taylor Swift wedding look like a student film. Chicago blues
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legend Buddy Guy was the opener of the eighty nine
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year old. Buddy Guy played a short set while everybody
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kind of got settled. Your host, Richard Kind, then welcomed
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Fred Ormison, who performed a comedy set that featured some
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musical numbers. Then David Letterman had the task of welcoming
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John Mulaney to the stage. Slash Films Ethan Anderton is
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quoted as saying, Mullaney blue the non existent roof off
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Wrigley Field. The hollered reporter says when it was all
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said and done, Mullaney seemed floored by the scene. As
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Malini closed the show, he said, every Chicago thing in
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me is telling me to stop bowing, but I'm gonna
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enjoy the moment. Thank you very much for being with
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us tonight. It's another round of applause, please for Fred Armison,
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Buddy Guy, Richard Kind, and Ball State's David Letterman. Words
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can't describe how cool this is. Sounds like an awesome show.
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John Mullaney is touring, mister whatever, coming soon to a
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town possibly near you. I gotta talk about this. This
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is my new favorite topics. Lash bid from The Daily Beast,
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Outed Maga comedian does first interview since Trump event. That's right,
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Outed Mega comedian Nateprighatzy did an interview. The Maga comedian
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went on The Dan Patrick Show, where was asked softball
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questions like have you ever tried Burger Donalds, burgers from
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Burger King, fries from McDonald's, and the Maga comedian answered,
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oh wow, I could that. Yeah, I would do it.
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I get two Whopper Juniors, no onion, no tomato, and
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that's the root of and going to a lot lately.
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No fries. But now you're throwing a McDonald's. Oh boy, geez,
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what a fascist answer that is, mate. Berghatsy did not
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address the firestorm of fan blowback that he has faced
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since cozying with Maga's elite, says The Daily Beast. The
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New York Comedy Festival announced their headliners. The festival takes
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place November sixth through the fifteenth this year and all
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five at New York City Boroughs. I'm underwhelmed by this lineup,
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being honest, Mark Marin, okay, cool, a lot of glazer.
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That's the second aam You're thrown out there? Sarah Sherman,
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Adam Friedland, Miss Pat Daniel Sloss, ze Way, Patty Harrison,
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and Moore Second Paragraph. Headliners also include Jordan Jensen, Jordan Klepper,
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Ben Bechis, Mojo Brooks, Dropout Improv game show starring Matt
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Rodgers and Dave Mazzoni, Jess Hilarious and Joanne mcnow. I know,
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is that an exciting line up. This thing is I
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don't know. It used to feel bigger. The festival will
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feature more than one hundred shows from over two hundred comedians,
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with more performers to be announced. Well that's good. For
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the first time, The New York Comedy Festival will welcome
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Varieties prestigious ten Comics to Watch program as part of
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the lineup. That presentation will take place November twelfth during
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the festival. This year's honorees will also be featured in
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Variety's November fourth issue ahead of the event. Since launching
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that franchise in two thousand, Variety has identified many of
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comedian's biggest future stars, including Wanda Sykes, Maga, comedian Aight
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Berghatzy star trek ruin Her, Pat Oswald, Fred Ormison, and
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zach Alifanakis. Meanwhile, just for laughs, doesn't know what Summer
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Friday is. They announced a bunch of things for the
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Montreal Comedy Festival at like noon on Friday in the summer,
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and I'm like, that's waiting for Tuesday, guys, what are
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you doing where? It told Chris Fleming is set to
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receive the Comedy Performance of the Year Very Nice. He
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will also do a live show at the Montreal Festival.
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OT's Goo at Cotsco will receive the Breakout Comedy Star
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of the Year trophy. So that's interesting, right, Like, if
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you listened to this show, you know who Otsko is.
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We've been talking about it for years and years, but
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I guess Sevieillians are like, who's that. Canadian actress and
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comic Lisa Gilroy you may know her from Jury Duty
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or Brooklyn nine to nine will be honored as the
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Rising Comedy Star of the Year. Interesting. And Gabe Fluffy
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Iglesias we're told coming off as Netflix special and I'll
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add the Rion Comedy Festival he wins the Generation Award. Also,
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a friend of mine, a former Just for Last programming head,
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Bruce Hills, will receive the JFL Legacy Tribute Award. Congratulations
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to Bruce there. Now what's really interesting is the continued
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establishmentization of John Marcos Siaesi. He and Jay Jorden will
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deliver this year's State of the Industry address, which roasts
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the comedy business. John Marco's going to be really, really
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good at that. I'm enjoying the cicadas. This is the
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first day of the summer. I've heard any cicadas every summer.
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They're like, this is the big brood, and then I
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get underwhelmed. I like when it's like cicada media. So
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you may have heard the Senator Lindsey Graham passed away.
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However you feel about his politics, you know, you don't
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have to be a douche. Apparently Margaret Chow disagrees with
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the that sentiment. Margaret Chow posted a video on TikTok
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on Sunday morning with the caption bye girl, g u
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r L we are told him. The clip, Margaret Show
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said goodbye to Graham several times before uttering a frequent
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rumor that the politician who opposed LGBTQ plus rights was gay.
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Margaret Show said, from the closet to the coffin real seamless. Meanwhile,
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Jimmy Kimmel is trolling Mitch McConnell. You may have seen
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over the weekend they put out a proof of life
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photo of Mitch McConnell. Some people think it was AI generated.
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Jimmy Kimmel interrupted his summer break and wrote on Instagram
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for those who've been asking, I'm feeling great. That caption
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was attached to a photoshop version of McConnell's photo. In
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this version, we saw Jimmy Kimmel sitting with Elaine Chow
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Mack Packer. Henry Winkler responded to that and said, didn't ask,
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but so glad to know. Actually didn't know to ask.
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Representative Jasmine Crockett praised Jimmy Kimmel, commenting with a series
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of laughing atmojis and adding, you never miss over the weekend.
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And Alie g was selling weed at Wimbledon. Let's listen stop.
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There were all also, Bob, we've got fresh low knocks.
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Come to set one four to two, low euge. How
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is the artificial one? Don't be very name. I'm sure
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somebody found that funny. If you need something to watch,
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Brian Simpson's Live at the Mothership is out today. You
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will find that on Gorilla Comedy. Plus. It's kind of
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weird having no soccer to watch yesterday. I actually got
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some work done. How about that James Cordon late night show?
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You know I call it Show after Soccer. It probably
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has its own title, Oh yes it does. It's FIFA
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World Cup on Fox After Hours with James Cordon. I
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think Show after Soccer would have been a much better name.
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How's it doing? Johnny mack Well, Late Nighter tells us
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it is averaging six hundred and thirty nine thousand total
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viewers and in the eighteen to forty nine two hundred
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and six thousand adults. Late night Er says for a
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lightly promorted sports adjacent pop up show, it is lightly
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promoted except for you know, fifty million people watching the
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US game and the announcer saying coming up at midnight.
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James Corden, I don't know how lately promoted that is
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or not, but anyway, Late Nighter says the numbers are
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hardly disastrous, especially in the demo. Late Nighter adds the
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more revealing numbers of the outliers. After Hours posted its
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two strongest telecast to date on June twenty ninth and
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June thirtieth, when it immediately followed World Cup Games. The
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June twenty ninth episode did one point two three seven
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million total viewers and in the eighteen of forty nine
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four hundred and fifty two thousand. The next night one
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point two two four million viewers and four hundred and
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sixty nine thousand adults eighteen of forty nine. Pretty good.
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Also from Late Nighter. We'll talk a little bit more
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about Jimmy Kimmel's June ratings later in the week, but
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during the July fourth Lull, Kimmel averaged one point four
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to five million total viewers and one hundred and sixty
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seven thoy eighteen to forty nine's number two and Late
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Night The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, which also aired
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repeats that week, one point one seven million total viewers
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and one hundred and forty three thousand adults eighteen to
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forty nine. The Byron Allen Garbage did six hundred and
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five fifty one thousand total viewers and eighteen to forty
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nine in a country of three hundred million people seventy
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three thousand adults. But CBS doesn't care because they're making money.
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At twelve thirty Different Garbage with Byron Allen Funny you
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should ask drew four hundred and twelve thousand total viewers
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and forty seven thousand adults eighteen to forty nine at
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that point. Just run this podcast. Late Night with Seth
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Myers Make twelve thirty Great Again had repeats all week,
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six hundred and fifty one thousand total viewers and eighty
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four thousand adults eighteen to forty nine. Again, not that
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many more people than are listening right now. Prince Harry
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went on a comedy podcast. If you want to follow
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all the latest Prince Harry news, this is me Gross
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promoting the Palace Intrigue podcast. We had some pretty good
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numbers ourselves last week. With Prince Harry visiting his father
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in London. Harry went on Joe Marler, We'll see you now,
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and Joe Marler, a retired rugby player, is joined by
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comedian Jake Bardwall. They asked Harry his name and Harry
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said his name is Henry Charles Albert David, Duke of Sussex.
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Jake Bardwatch quipped it's a long one. Prince Harry said,
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all right, Jake. And in Turkey, the court has ordered
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access block to a YouTube video of the show Ulu Deniz,
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hosted by comedian Dennis Girtosh, citing national security and public
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order concerns. A video had been watched some twelve point
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seven million times. Girktosh was arrested by an Istanbul court
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on July third and jail pending trial after prosecutors accused
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him of insulting the President and various religious values. In
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the same show, he was detained at Istanbul Airport during
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passport control after returning from a previously planned vacation. The
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ninety minute performance, uploaded to YouTube on June twenty fourth,
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include satirical comments on Turkish politics, universities, public protests, nationalism,
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and the secular children of conservative families. In a police statement,
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Girktosh denied intending to insult religious people or the president,
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saying the show had been performed for about three years
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the cities across Turkey and seen by more than one
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hundred thousand people before being uploaded to YouTube. Is your
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comedy news for today, Poolside? See you tomorrow.