John Mulaney's Surprise Appearance at Governor's Awards, AI George Carlin Controversy

Patrice O'Neill Benefit Concert Announcement
Kevin Hart's New Film 'Lift'
John Mulaney's Surprise Appearance at Governor's Awards
AI George Carlin Controversy
Joe Coy's Oscars Hosting Controversy
People's Choice Awards Nominees
Aaron Rodgers'...
Patrice O'Neill Benefit Concert Announcement
Kevin Hart's New Film 'Lift'
John Mulaney's Surprise Appearance at Governor's Awards
AI George Carlin Controversy
Joe Coy's Oscars Hosting Controversy
People's Choice Awards Nominees
Aaron Rodgers' Controversy
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Callaroga Shark Media another busy one.
I am Johnny Mack with your daily comedy
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news. Just before is about to
record the People's Choice Awards put out their
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nominees. I'll get to that towards
the end of the first half. Here.
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Bill Burr announced the annual Patrise O'Neill
Benefit Concert. It's the eleventh annual
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a night of stand up comedy to
honor the memory of Patrise O'Neil. This
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year's performers Bill Burr, Michael Jay, Tim Dillon, Who's Great, Marcelo
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Hernandez, Bonnie McFarland, Sean Patton, Robert Powell, the Third, Cipha
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Sounds, and Rich v Oz.
They're really going out of their way to
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let you know. The event will
be a phone free experience. Use of
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cell phone, smart watches, smart
accessories, cameras or recording devices will not
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be permitted inside the theater. The
website says, on November twenty ninth,
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twenty eleven, one of the greatest
stand up comics of all time passed away.
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If you never saw him live,
the genius of Patrise O'Neil is not
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something that can be described. He
was beyond a comics comic and this next
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sentence makes me laugh. They write, for anyone who ever met him,
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I'll raise my hand, saw him
perform, or was on the receiving end
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of his signature trash talking, I'll
raise my hand. We're simply past him
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on the street. It was an
experience you would never forget. I agree,
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as I've said on the podcast before, I like his comedy. I
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did not enjoy the time I spent
with the man. He just would never
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turn it off. He could walk
in and be hello, and he would
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come right at you. It was
like, dude, I'm just trying to
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work. Kevin Hart's got a new
film out today on Netflix. It is
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called Lift. The stories centers on
the realistically named Cyrus Whittaker played by Kevin
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Hurt. Cyrus Whittaker is the leader
of an international heightst team who gets enlisted
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to steal five hundred million dollars in
gold from a mid air passenger plane before
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the fortune ends up in the wrong
hands. That sounds like fun. That
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could be a good thing, right, Kevin Heart told Entertainment tonight. For
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this movie, it's a stunt filled
role, and he thinks he was in
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the best shape of his life.
I was probably at four percent body fat
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through the course of this movie.
I wonder if he texted that to Harry
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Ford. It's like, yo,
hair, I'm at four percent body fat.
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And you know Harrison Ford's on that
group chat I told you about yesterday
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with Tom Cruise and the Rock.
Yeah, they're all looking at this,
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and Kevin probably texted them said I
was probably at four percent for fat,
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body fat. Come on, Kevin, I'm not buying that story at all,
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the body fat. Sure you were
in shape the group text, No
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way. The director is the same
person who did The Fates of the Furious.
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So that's fast eight. That's the
one where the Rock drarex a submarine
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that makes me less hopeful. Plus, Netflix is not known for their quality.
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Quantity, yes, quality, not
so sure when it comes to the
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movies. We'll see Kevin Hart watch
it. What else you do? And
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that's football this weekend though, all
right, And in a surprise appearance,
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the fourteenth Annual Governor's Awards whipped out
John Mullaney. No one seemed to know
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this was coming, and suddenly John
Mullaney was hosting this thing. All the
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various entertainment websites gave mullany good reviews
and said maybe it was an audition for
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hosting the Oscars. You might want
to ask Joe Coy if that's a good
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idea. There's a clip. It's
a little long and a little slow,
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little longer than usually do with the
clips. But I think if you just
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hear John checking and jiving, I
think it backs up how tough these rooms
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are. Just like I said with
Joe Koy, the material John's doing here
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is better than what he's getting back. Let's listen, ladies and gentlemen,
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find your tables. We have to
be out of here by ten pm.
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There is a corporate event for some
personal injury attorneys coming in. They will
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be using the same decorations. Please
find your seats, everybody, Let's all
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sit down. If you don't sit
down, I'm gonna bring Terrence Howard up
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here and he'll explain his new geometry
and it's not fun. Everyone sit down.
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Let's do this. Hello, ladies
and gentlemen. It is an honor
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and a favor to be here.
This is a strategic obligation. It is
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a pleasure to stand here on this
temporary stage. For those of you that
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don't recognize me from the Tuesday night
AA meeting in the Palisades. Name is
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John Mulaney. If you don't know, thank you. That's very nice.
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If you don't know who I am, that's totally fine. I'm like Lewis
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Farakahn. I mean a lot to
a very small group of people. You
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know, It's such an honor for
me to be hosting this. Growing up
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as a boy, I would always
watch the non televised Governor's Awards, even
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though they only started fourteen years ago. My family we'd gather in front of
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the turned off TV. It was
the only time I ever saw my dad
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smile, and I think, someday
that's gonna be me. John's here has
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grown out a little bit, little
longer. He looks pretty good. Kelly
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Carlin has reacted to the George Corlin
AI. The media is just running with
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AI. George Corlin release a special
A couple of things. Let's not just
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accept that AI George Carlan is a
thing that puts out specials. Also,
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let's not use the word special for
everything, including a thing that is a
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computer generator voice speaking, which I
meant to bring this up yesterday. The
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computer generated voices are really good.
I have my own voice trained on this
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podcast, and occasionally if I misspeak, like let's say, instead of I
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don't know, Kevin Hart, I
said Billy Hart. I have a program
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where I can open up a text
document and replace where it says Billy Hart
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and type in Kevin Hart and it'll
generate in more or less my voice Kevin
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Hart. I use it probably three
four times a week on a word here
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and there, and you probably don't
notice. The more words I use it
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for, it starts to fall apart, and my voice will get flatter as
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it goes along. But for one
word, two words, it's pretty good.
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And that's the consumer version. So
I can only imagine what the pros
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have Isaigress. Kelly Carlin posted on
Twitter because we're calling it Twitter, elon,
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do whatever you want Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, she tweeted, because
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that's what we do on Twitter.
My dad spent a lifetime perfecting his craft
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from his very human life, brain
and imagination. No machine will ever replace
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his genius. These AI generated products
or clever attempts to trying to recreate a
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mind that will never exist again,
Let's let the artist work speak for itself.
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That we can't let what has fallen
into it. Stay there. Here's
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an idea. How about we give
some actual, living human comedians to listen
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to. But if you want to
listen to the genuine George Carlin, he
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has fourteen specials that you can find
anywhere. She followed that up on Thursday
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with another tweet, again, thank
you all, except for the few who
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want to tell me that I'm a
greedy b word, for your understanding and
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support with this AIBS. I need
to regulate my nervous system a bit after
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all of this, so I'll be
back tomorrow to say hi and get back
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to posting other stuff. Kelly's a
really solid individual. She's not doing a
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money grab here. I've spent a
lot of time with her. She just
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wants to keep George's legacy out there
and if you dive in the feed.
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Oh, sometime in the summer of
twenty twenty two, I did a lengthy
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interview with Kelly if you want to
check that out. Joe Coy is still
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making news and I'm starting hashtag.
Johnny mack was right Joy behar joining team.
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Johnny mack Joy said when Joe Coy
made a joke about Taylor Swift,
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that was a mistake. Because no
one laughed and Taylor took a sip I
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noticed in the moment, which indicated
she was not happy with that. Meanwhile,
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she needs think it over it.
Also, it's like, come on,
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it's just a joke about how many
times we see you on award shows.
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That's not what the joke was about. The joke was about how many
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times we see her in football games. It wasn't that funny. But you
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need to play along with the comedian. Joey Beyhoer feels only a select few
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or capable of handling award show.
She says, Ricky Gervais is the only
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one. Maybe Steve Martin could do
it because he's part of the community.
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But if you're going to have a
stand up comedian, they have to be
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outside the big people, the adults. We have to be the ones who
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will take no prisoners and say what
everyone else is thinking. They don't care
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if you don't laugh. Ricky Gervais
does not give a flying you know what
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if they don't laugh and they don't
approve. At one point, I think
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even blamed his writer, as Johnny
Carson never did that when his joke's bombed.
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He never said thanks writers. He's
a full responsibility when they got a
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laugh, and he took it when
they bombed, I'll chime in. Johnny
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was also good at getting a laugh
at bombing. He would just mug for
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the camera. He was great at
that, all right. The People's Choice
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Awards the nominees for the Comedy Act
And I'm wondering did the People's Choice Awards
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put any effort into this at all
or did they just look at who was
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nominated for a Grammy. The nominees
for the Comedy Act People's Choice Awards are
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John Mulaney, Baby Jay, Amy
Schumer, Emergency Contact, Marlon Wayne's God
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Loves Me? Is this list sound
familiar? Wanda Sykes, I'm an Entertainer,
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Trevor Noah, Off the Record,
Kevin Hart, Reality Check, Chris
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Rock, Selective Outrage, Sarah Silverman's
Someone You Love Real quick. I pulled
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up the Grammy nominations. It is
Rock, Silverman, Trevor, Wanda Chappelle.
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Of course the answer should be Gary
Goleman. But out of this crew,
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well, it's civilians who are gonna
vote. They're gonna pick Chris Rock.
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There's a category called the Host of
the Year. It's Gordon Ramsey Jimmy
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Fallon, but not for the Tonight
Show. It's for That's My Jam,
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Nick Cannon, Steve Harvey, for
Celebrity Family Feud and Terry Crews. There's
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also the Nighttime Talk Show of the
Year. The nominees are Heart to Heart.
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Is that a nighttime talk show?
It's not. It's a show on
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Peacock. But that's not a late
night talk show. That's something else.
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But whatever, Jimmy Kimmelive, John
Oliver Seth Daily Show, that'd be weird,
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right, it doesn't have it a
host Stephen Colbert Fallon and watch what
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happens with Andy Cohen. It's the
civilians who are voting. They're gonna pick
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Candy Cohen. Aaron Rodgers. You
may recall you some thoughts about Jimmy Kimmel.
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Well, he will not be returning
to the Pat McAfee show for the
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remainder of the NFL season. And
I'm reading this quote from Pat, Pat,
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did you throw Aaron Rodgers under the
bus? I'll get into a fight
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with I'm taking on the Swifties,
Pat McAfee and Kevin Hart. I'll take
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you all on at once. And
Kat Williams. Kat Williams you're not funny.
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I'll take on all four of them
at once. I want some downloads.
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Pat McAfee said, I'm pumped.
Actually, Kat Williams is hilarious.
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I just want to get into a
celebrity beef. Take some shots at me.
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Cat, you're pretty funny. Pat
McAfee said, I'm pumped that he
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Aaron Rodgers is no longer to be
every single Wednesday of my life. There's
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gonna be a lot of people that
are happy with that, myself included,
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to be honest, the way it
ended, it got real loud. I'm
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happy that he's not gonna be in
my mentions go going forward, which is
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great news. I'm not sure Pat
understands how much attention he got on the
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way up from having Aaron Rodgers on
his show. Am I defending Aaron's comments
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about Jimmy Kimmel? No, but
I think Pat was pretty quick to throw
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somebody who helped him out a lot
under the bus. There we'll see fake
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Johnny Mack here with an update.
Aaron wound up on Pat's show on Thursday,
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after all, so who knows?
Now? Back to real Johnny Mack.
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Gail King asked Charles Barkley about rogers
Gate, Charles said, I would
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have punched him in the face.
That's not funny. Johnny Mack and Daily
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Company News. We do not advocate
violence. I think when you're in the
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limelight, people get to say things
about you that goes with the territory.
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But when you start comparing people saying
you're hanging out with, you know the
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kind of stuff. Aaron suggested,
that's dangerous. Moving on, Kelsey Grammer
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wants Shelley Long to return as Diane
on the Fraser reboot. You know that
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is not the worst idea I've ever
heard. The worst idea I've ever heard
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is an Adam Saylor movie with an
alien in it. But this is not
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that, Kelsey said. The ket
to Frasier for me was that he loved
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her with his whole heart. He
loved with all his being, and that
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actually defined who he is. He's
been that way ever since. He just
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goes in wholeheartedly with everything, and
that's what makes him funny. Shelley made
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two appearances on the original Fraser as
part of Dream Sequences, and an appearance
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in The Flesh in a season three
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You know what put her on the
show. Let those two get back
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together. Why not. That's your
comedy news for today. If you enjoy
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the show, go to buy me
a coffee dot com slash Daily Comedy News.
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They've been screwing up the orders left
and right. I'm getting a little
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frustrated. Plus I'm on a kick. Can you even hear this? Smoothies?
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I don't like to give out free
plugs. What can I refer to
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these guys as it's a smoothie chain
that I gotta come up with a bit
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for this anyway, the smoothie place, No, not the big one.
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This is a different one and they
sell wraps. Hit me up in the
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Facebook group. Let me know what
I should call this one, but I'd
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have to tell you what it is. I'll post a picture of me with
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it and then you comment on that. Okay, so you go buy me
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a coffee dot com slash daily Company
News and I'll take your money. I'll
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buy one of these anyway. See
tomorrow.











