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Callaroga, Shark Media, find me home. Johnny Mack with your
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daily comedy news. Ellen Degenerous's news specialist out on Netflix today.
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I love this tweet from Michael Ian Black, who wrote,
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she's saying she got kicked out of show business during
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her special on the top page streaming platform in the world.
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Well done. Hey, you know who's really good at keeping
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a secret? John Mullaney Say? John Mullaney had a massive
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drug problem. He wouldn't let you know or say he
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was going to have a second child. He wouldn't tell
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you about it. But Olivia Munn went on Instagram and
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wrote May June Mulaney came into the world September fourteenth,
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twenty twenty four, the year of the Dragon. May spells
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her name me e I. Olivia Munn wrote, I had
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so many profound emotions about not being able to carry
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my daughter. When I first met our gestational surrogate, we
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spoke mother to mother. She showed me so much grace
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and understanding. I knew I had found a real life angel.
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Words cannot express my gratitude that she kept our baby
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safe for nine months and made our dreams come true.
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I'm so proud of my little plum my little Dragon,
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for making the journey to be with us. My heart
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has exploded. She added that May means plum in Chinese.
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Mulanie shared the photo on his Instagram as well, but
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also added a video of baby May spitting up on
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Malany's shirt. Has he burped her? Now? If you're a
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regular listener to this program, you may have picked up
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I'm not the biggest fan of most Adams Sailor movies, although,
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to be fair to Adam Sandler, like three of the
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last five have been pretty good, so maybe he's getting better,
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Which leads to the question should I be in an
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Adam Sandler movie? I saw this on backstage September twenty
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fourth in New Jersey, West Orange, New Jersey. I could
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be there in half an hour. Exterior day shoot non
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SAG rate one hundred and seventy six dollars for ten hours.
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That's sixteen dollars an hour. The background role is not
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covered by SAG After CBA, you must be able to
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present valid ID to fill out a Federal I nine
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form to be paid. Height, weight, and clothing sizes are
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used for costuming purposes only, unless needed for the casting
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of stand ins or photo doubles. What's crazy is the
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listing says Monday September twenty fourth. That's not a thing
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this year, the next Monday September twenty fourth, probably for
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not another five years. I think they misspoke here, but
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it says September twenty fourth twice, so I think that's today.
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Should I go? Should I be in an Adam Sandler movie?
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Wouldn't that be amazing? Do you like Saturday Night Live? Well, good,
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because we are going to talk about Saturday Night Live
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every single day for the next nine months. Let's pick
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away at that Lorne Michael's interview, he was talking about
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the Shane Gillis incident, as it's now called Wow. Lauren said,
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we had a bad time when I added Shane to
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the cast in twenty nineteen. He got beat up for
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things he'd done years earlier, and the overaction to it
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was so stunning, and the velocity of it was two
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hundred Asian companies were going to boycott the show. It
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became a scandal, and I go, no, no, he's just
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starting and he's really funny, and you don't know how
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we're gonna use him. Well, that's interesting. Why did you
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fire him? Then? Back then Shane apologized to anyone who's
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actually offended by anything I said. He later called his
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own apology corny and took it back. You may recall
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Shane Gillis hosted SNL in February. Lord said, oh right,
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he's really tilted. He would have been really good for us.
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I dabbled with this yesterday. Who's going to play Trump?
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I'm very sad to think that they might not have
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James Austin Johnson do Trump, especially if they bring Alec
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Baldwin back. They asked Lauren point blank, Well Johnson continue
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playing Trump. Where do you welcome Alec Baldwin back? Lauren said,
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I think James will be there, but I don't want
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to get into what I'm doing. Trump has morphed. James,
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who I think is brilliant, played Trumps the sort of
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diminish Trump, the guy at the back of the hardware
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store holding court, and that played because it felt relevant.
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We're gonna have to reinvent it again, because well you
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saw the debate. One of the great parts of show
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business is that you can't come back with the same show.
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So all these characters have to be re examined and
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if it makes sense and feels relevant. You know you're
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on the right track. You know I don't agree, but
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Lord Michaels has been more successful than I have. Who
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am I to tell Lord Michaels that that's a bad
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idea Fifty years in. Of course, we all overlook the
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five years Lauren didn't do SNL forty five of fifty
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years in, Lauren deserves some credit here, younger people. After
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the initial cast left, Lauren also laughed and was not
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the show order from like nineteen eighty through eighty four
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and then came back. Doesn't mean it's bad. I'm just
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telling you what happened. The first year without Lauren was
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a disaster at the show almost got canceled Bavy Club rights.
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Over the last five years alone, the show's adjusted its
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take on Joe Biden at least five times, with Woody
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Harrison and Jim Carrey playing candidate Biden, Alex Moffitt, James
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Austin Johnson, and finally mikey Day playing him as president.
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Lauren told The Hollywood Reporter, I think we have the
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people to play the candidates and it should be fun.
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SNL back Saturday, Chloe Feineman told Variety, I'm hoping that
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I can finally make my Milania Trump debut. She said
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she's been sitting on her impression of Malania for about
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five years. The Gonzaga Bulletin went to go see THEO Vaughn.
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They had a review. Let's see what they said. Armed
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with a mullet Louisiana and accent and a somewhat unorthodox
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comedic style, THEO Vaughn took on the Spokane Arena on
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September twelfth. With the packed house, Vaughn managed to address
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today's topics with his personal flare and humor. Von Sett
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matched the style all of his podcast. He clearly had
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topics that he thought about beforehand and wanted to touch on,
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Yet it seemed most of the show was off the dome.
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The entire energy and success of the event was less
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owned to Vaughn's practice and script, but more to his
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natural Chrisman understanding of his audience. Thus, the show had
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a conversational, casual tone to it. One man ended up
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being the victim of Vaughn's crowd workabilities, with Von jokingly
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accusing him of being a pedophile. The man later revealed
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himself to be working as a teacher. That got a
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lot of laughs. The Gonzaga Bulletin writes perhaps the most
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interesting aspect of Vaughn's companies the underlying sense of satire
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in relation to the topics he seems to enjoy. While
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the audience hangs on every joke about gun ownership and
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down syndrome, they seem to miss the reference to Edgar
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Allen Poe's short story The Tell Tale Heart. Vonn knows
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his audience, but it doesn't seem that the audience knows Vaughn. Interesting.
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Kamala Harris is not going to the Al Smith dinner
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that's being hosted by Jim Gaffigan. Sorry, Jim. Kamala also
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appeared on Oprah's Unite for America rally. On that she said,
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if somebody breaks in my house, they're getting shot. Sorry.
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Also on that phone call Chris Rock who knows. And
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while we're being political, the cast of Veepel reunite for
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a virtual table read in support of helping Dems win
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up and down the ballot and Wisconsin. This takes place
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on the twenty ninth at eight pm. Cast members from
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Veeple perform at table read of the show's third season
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episode Create, hosted by Stephen Colbert, Crate is the season
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three episode where Julia's character finds out the current president
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is stepping down, elevating her to the Oval Office. Julie
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told The Hollywood Reporter, we try to find an old
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episode where the president accused immigrants of eating dogs and
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cats back when we were making VEEP. That seemed insane
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and over the top. Send your letters to Julia Louis Dreyfus.
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I'm just reporting here. Amy Poehler will get top honors
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at the Bring Change to Mind's at twelfth Annual Revels
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and Revelation fundraiser. That is a mouthful. It's an award
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given by Robin Williams children, Zach, Zelda and Cody. The
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honor is presented to entertainers who spread laughter and awareness
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through acts of kindness, charity, and revelatory honesty that makes
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people feel heard, seen, unless alone, and through many ways,
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make the world a brighter, more open, and caring place.
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Amy Polar accept the war during an event held at
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a private residence in Woodside, California, on World of Mental
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Health Day, October tenth. Gavin Mattz is one of the
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comedians you should and will know, according to Vulture, which
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comedian's career trajectory would you most like to follow? He said,
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sindbad Chelsea Preidi, Norm MacDonald, worst show, I love a
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bad show and a bomb. What a funny memory imprint
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to leave on lrandom people who just wanted to have
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a good time. Three years ago, I headlined a show
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in DC. I was forced to deal with a group
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of drunk hecklers for thirty minutes until they were finally
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kicked out. As they were being kicked out, a lady
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from their group sneak attack me on stage, rip the
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mic cord, check the mic across the room. Then another
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person from their group ended up with the mic and
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started explaining their case to the crowd. Was chaos. After
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its settled, they made me go back on stage and
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finish my set. I don't know why I had to
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go back on stage. What's the biggest financial hurdle you've encountered, Gavin?
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I would say that needs to have money and to
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keep pursuing a dream as a pretty tough financial hurdle.
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And stand up. You're constantly going out of pocket. Comedy
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clubs will play for your travel, but only the end
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of your weekend, so you're out like six hundred dollars
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like two months in advance. Baying for travel upfront really
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lessens the incentive for me to want to go to Phoenix.
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All Right, you got an unpopular comedy opinion, Gavin said
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in a random interview I did in twenty one, I
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said that stand up comedian should be forced to retire
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at forty. I take it back. Longevity in comedy is
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a miracle, and I look up to anyone who's made
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a career out of it. Though I do believe you
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should cap out at four comedy specials. You know that's
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probably pretty smart. Best comedy advice, worst comedy advice. Best,
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do not hold the mic in front of your mouth.
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Good advice to save me at least two years of
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talking straight into the microphone. Worst advice. Don't wear those
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pants on stage. Bad advice. Wear whatever you want. And
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that is your comedy news for today. If you enjoy
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the program, tell a friend about it. They might like
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it too. You know what I'm saying. Let's grow the show. Actually,
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