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Man. I hope like today could be less feisty than yesterday. Hello,
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Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Nicky Glazer stop
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by Late Night with Seth Myers, and I know you're like,
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why didn't she just yell out the window if she
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would have reached more people, I'll explain to you why.
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But while she was there, she told the story of
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her gen Z assistant calling Jenna bush Hager the most
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famous person George W. Bush is related to a Guess
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that makes sense now, As for why she popped on
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Late Night with Seth Myers, you know, did she think
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David Letterman was still hosting? Now, NICKI smarter than that.
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Did she think Conan was still there?
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No?
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No, No, she's smarter than that. You see she's hosting
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Saturday Night Live tomorrow, so it's part of an NBC tour.
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She probably was forced to be on Late Night with
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Seth Myers Make Late Night great again. President Trump, get
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on that travel and leisure caught up with John Mullaney.
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Now I stole this from somebody on threads. The way
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you get into a John mullani half ass impression is
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you do Fred Schneider from the B fifty two's you
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know the song love Shack. So if you're like, I
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don't know how to do with John m'llaney half ass impression,
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Johnny Mack, what do you do? You channel Fred Schneider
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and you go hop in my chryslileriates as big as
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a whale. See and now you have that big as
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a whale at the end, and then you go, oh,
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now I know how to do half asked. John mullaney
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was asked by Travel and Leisure, you gotta go to
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hack for jet lag? Laney said, never adapt to any
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time zone. Stay in the time zone you're used to.
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John Mulani's go to airline snack. He's big into adding
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ritter Sport chocolate into trail mix. Millennie is impressed by
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New York's LaGuardia Airport, which used to be a disaster
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and now has been renovated and is apparently fantabulous. Millenie said,
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I went there a few weeks ago. It's so nice
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you couldn't period it. I was actually mad at it.
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This is an airport where were getting on fifteen minute
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plated rides to Boston and flights to JFK, which would
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be like a thirty second flight. This isn't like a
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hanging out Forever airport. We're not arriving for four hours
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early for international flights to make us use the food court.
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It's like having a parking lot hanging up beautiful artwork.
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Expert traveler John Laney says it's not that he's gotten
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packing down with science. I've gotten not caring down to science.
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There's going to be a target. So enough with the
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I don't have soap, don't have a charger. This is
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a great tip. Go to the hotel front desk and
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say I lost my charger. Can I look through the
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Lost and found and you'll get five chargers. That's great advice.
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Jim Gaffigan. I've noticed about Jim gaffikin he only appears
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on social media when he wants to sell you something.
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There was that one night where he commented about the
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president and people got very mad about him. Since then,
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I only see Jim Gaffigan on social media when he
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wants to sell you something, usually a bourbon. But Jim
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wants you to know about his new tour, and I'm like, sure,
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I'll let people know about Jim Gaffigan's new tour. Here's
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Jim Gaffigan.
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Who really exciting is is My new shows are going
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on sale for twenty twenty six. Can you believe it?
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It's so exciting tickets to my shows. I'm going to Chicago,
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santu As, DC Dead for a bunch of places out West.
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I'm gonna be on our thoughts and I'm gonna enjoy
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it for the first couple of days.
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Now I'm gonna complain. Leslie Jones was on the Good
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One podcast. She is not a big fan of Tony Hinchcliff.
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People get very upset about this Tony Hinchcliffe fellow kill.
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Tony just bothers people. It's funny. I like it. I
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like it better as an audio podcast than actually staring
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at it. But I think part of that is because
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I listen at two point three x and if somebody's boring,
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I go skip skip skippapipapips tip. Leslie Jones said, I
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hate shock humor. It's just dumb, like the Tony Hinchcliff
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And I'll say it because f that. Now, this is
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a start out B dash A B star store, so
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I assume the B dot A is something along the
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lines of which butt. But what's the B star star?
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I don't know what she called Tony Hinchcliff. Now this
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next part is interesting. I'm going to read it verbatim
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from Vulture. Now, remember Hinchcliff told a joke about Puerto
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Rico at the Trump rally at Madison Square. Guard. Remember
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that's the thing that happened. And here Leslie Jones is
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telling us she doesn't like Tony Hinchcliff. So here's what
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Vulture wrote from there. Jones didn't hold back. She took
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aim at his trademark mustache, comparing it to a Puerto
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Rican porn store, before firing off a few more unprintable jabs.
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So Johnny Mack will ask the question, is it okay
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to make jokes about Puerto Rico or not? Because you
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just made one. Leslie said about the shock style, it's
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not comedy. It's mean. It's mean stuff. Comedy's not supposed
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to be mean. Comedy's supposed to be relieving. Even when
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Don Rickles was at his hardest, he was still funny.
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Every time I see those comics befom, I'm like, go
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to therapy, you need some help. There's a difference between
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take my wife, please, and f my wife please. Vanity
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Fair asked David Cross if he's pessimistic or optimistic about
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the future. I haven't read this yet. Let's guess nope,
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Cross said, Oh man, it changes hourly. I feel optimistic
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in the sense that I know that this is minority
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rule and if the full force of the people who
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are angry or concerned, if somebody was able to focus that,
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I feel optimistic. Yeah, Chuck Schumer's going to figure that
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out any day now. He's doing a great job. There's
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a lot of crazy damage that's been done and it'll
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take some time to heal that. I'm also optimistic in
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a personal sense and that I have money, all my
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concerns about my daughter. I live in Brooklyn, so I
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live in a very strong sense of community. People are
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accepting of everybody, and it's very family oriented and that's good.
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I would be curious what part of Brooklyn David Cross
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lives in. You can have many different experiences in Brooklyn.
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I'm going to guess he's close to the water and
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by the water, I mean the part where you can
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see Manhattan across that. I've had a bit of a
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head start because when the stuff goes down. It's probably
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not going to be really really bad in New York
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for quite some time. So I've got my go backpacked
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passport's ready to go, and I can leave. I have
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dual citizenship. I can go to the UK and go
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to Canada. It's all about my daughter. I'd be fine,
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i'd write it out, but I want to give her
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the best life she could possibly have. So I'm optimistic
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in that sense, but I'm pessimistic every time I read
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something that Joe Rogan said. Can everybody relax with Joe Rogan?
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Do you not understand what Joe Rogan is. Joe Rogan
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is a guy that was an okay comedian who's into
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the UFC. He likes to work out, he likes to
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shoot things. He does seem curious, might not be the
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most educated person in the world. He's not Mike Wallace.
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It's just a show where he has conversations with people
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for three hours. I listen to it all the time.
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I like it. I know what it is. I don't
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come away going, yeah, I got to go shoot something
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and the aliens are real. It's just a show. Everyone
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needs to calm down. I'm pessimistic every time I read
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something that Joe Rogan said, and the amount of gullible,
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anti intellectual people we're getting all this misinformation from these
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people who just read something online. It's crazy to me.
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And that's the third of America. All these bros who
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really want a trad wife, and if it takes a
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white nationalist, Christian nation to do that, then that's what
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they want. They think women have too much power, that
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we've let women become too masculine, and vaccines cause autism
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and all that kind of stuff that gives me a
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reason to be hopeful. Then Cross continued, if I need
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to go, I can go. I can leave before it
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gets to that really, really bad place, and I don't
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think it'll get there again. This guy's not popular. Mike
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Johnson is not popular. Trump is not jd Vance is
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not popular. It's classic authoritarianism versus the people's stuff, David Cross. Everybody.
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Actress Madeline Brewer has been doing press for the movie anniversary.
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To prepare for the role, Brewer studied a number of
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comics and read up on the reaction to Dave Chappelle's
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jokes about the LGBTQ community. Brewer commented on Chappelle saying
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Chappelle would call that free speech in comedy. When you're
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attacking community like the trans community, you're not just being
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a comedian. You're being an a hole in my opinion.
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Rolling Stone asked Roy Wood Junior if he feels like
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CNN and have I got news for you? Is striking
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the balance he was looking for. Roy said, to a degree,
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CNN gives me a platform to present everything that happened
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that week. We get to exist in the silly stuff
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as well. It's not just uh, the administration is going
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to take away at metagaid this week. It's also guess
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who this person was before Botox Comedy stock Market. Thank you,
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Bert Reynolds. You know I'm gonna add a name here
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on the fly. I'm just thinking about that David Cross
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story I just did. And you know, David is talking
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about how, you know, Joe Rogan might be a little unhinge.
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My word's not his cross. Where you're going, you're leaving
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the country. Why so let's sell some David Cross just
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to you know. We'll enter our bets there. Okay, how
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about our buys. Let's buy some Eddie Murphy ahead of
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this Netflix documentary anybody my age knows how great Eddie
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Murphy was, and hopefully this will get the young'ins to
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understand how amazing Eddie was at his peak. Although Johnny
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Mack will point out Eddie Murphy's act as awesome as
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it was circa nineteen eighty three is a cover band
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version of Richard Pryor down to the Red Outfit. Watch
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Live on the Sunset Strip by Richard Pryor and then
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watch Eddie Specials and tell me it's not a cover band.
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But regardless, we will buy Eddie Murphy again. As I
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explained last week, comedy stock market isn't whether or not
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I think somebody's good or bad. It's we're trying to
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find value in the market, who's on their way up,
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who's on their way down, and make some hypothetical money.
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So let's buy Eddie Murphy. Let's also buy John Stewart
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because he now has the safety net. He's been re signed.
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They're not gonna kick him out the door. He's good,
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so that gives him a year to basically say whatever
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he wants. He's been even more outspoken recently, and I
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imagine that will continue, so we'll have a very confident
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John Stewart that's always good for entertainment. So let's buy
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some John Stewart, let's sell Pete Davidson if we even
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have any left. The projects he's picking just never look good.
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You never are like, Oh, Pete Davidson's in that that
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looks like it's gonna be awesome. I think he may
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have blown his career when he walked away from Bupkis. Honestly,
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he looks lost to that movie I told you about
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the other day. That would be a good Adam Sandler movie.
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And I'm not kidding. I don't think that's gonna be
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good for Pete Davison. Well, let's sell Pete Davidson, and
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let's sell Louis c.
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Care.
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I'm about to talk about CK. He'll be at the
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New York Comedy Festival. I'm not sure he's as welcome
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as some of the spin on the New York Comedy
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Festival is presenting Louis CK. I think people are still
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kind of done with CK. I might be wrong, but
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on the comedy stock market here, let's sell some CK. Right,
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So we're gonna sell David Cross by Eddie Murphy, by
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John Stewart, Sell Pete Davidson, sell Louis ck that is
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your comedy stock market for this week. The New York
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Comedy Festival does kick off tonight. I have said this
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in the past, the people at the New York Comedy
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Festival have never been anything but great to me. However,
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New York City is so big, this disappears in the
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scheme of things. If you're not It's not like in
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other cities, You'll go somewhere and like festivals will dominate,
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and this one, like Montreal, is a good example of that.
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This one just kind of disappears in the big apple
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of it all. And I do feel this year the
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names are not as huge as they were in the past.
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Some of the names at the festival this year Louis
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c K, Stephen Colbert, Okay, Amy sid Down, Chris Pete Holmes,
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but he was just at three point two what last night?
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Hannah Berner, Michael Blaxon, Margaret Show, Alex Adlman, Chris Fleming, Morgan,
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Jay Issmo, Ryan Long, Trevor Wallace. You like, is any
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of that like that exciting? I don't think it is,
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Like where's the Riod Crew, Where's Chappelle, Sigora, Bill Burr?
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Where are those guys Bert Kreischer, who did not go
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to the RIOC Comedy Fols, Where's he? We'res Santino, like,
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why aren't these guys at this? This just feels a
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little off to me. Founded by Caroline Hirsh in two
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thousand and four, the New York Comedy Festival features two
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hundred plus top comedians from around the globe across more
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than one hundred shows and all five boroughs. Venues include