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Hello, Johnny Mack, I am psych for today's show. We
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had a couple of big surprise appearances on late night,
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and I can't wait to tell you about story number two. Well,
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let's start with the Daily Show. A surprise guest walked on,
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got a big I mean big ovation, and here's a clip.
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I've clipped it down for pacing, but you'll recognize this voice.
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That young John Oliver. Can you here to offer America
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your wisdom and council? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, John,
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I'm here to gloat. Had it's little fun, didn't you
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experimenting with democracy? You fought so hot to get a wife,
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was acting up, throwing all that tea into the harbor.
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You still owe us for that. By the way, you
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told everybody that you were going to be different, you
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were gonna turn out. Look, you mean old dad, who's
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so horrible to you when you were growing up, So
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we saw back. Well, let you spend your wild teen
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years experimenting with your ridiculous ideas of checks and balances,
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because deep down we knew that once you've got that
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nonsense out of your system, you'd be backed. In fact,
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if I may sing from Hamilton. I'd really, I'd appreciate.
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Not that's fair. What I'm saying is, let me be
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the first to welcome America to its monarchy era. Congratulations everyone,
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you can now take your place in the pantheon of
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great empires alongside the British, the Roman, the Klingon, Wakanga
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whatever one. Babar the Elephants was the ruler of if against.
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Everyone on to say, don't fight being a monarchy, embrace it.
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Kings get stuff done? Is it stuff you want done?
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Not necessarily, but they do move quick. They taste cooming
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at lunch and take over an entire continent by dinner time.
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That's how the British rule for everyone else there not
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like us. I see what you did there, country that
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doesn't want to be an empire, You're doing a pretty
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effing good impression right now. Invasions, economic exploitations, and now
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suggesting turning Goss into a beachfront casino. Even King George
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would have been like, I don't know, guys, feel like
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the situation is a little bit more complicated than that,
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and I'm literally dying of medieval breen disease. Meanwhile, on
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The Tonight Show, with Jimmy Fallon. David Letterman showed up
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and was the David Letterman that I'm a fan of.
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This was Dave deconstructing loose like classic Dave, even though
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despite the gray hair and the beard, reminded me of
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NBC Dave more than CBS Dave. I've clipped this down.
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A lot of it is visual, especially at the end
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they start throwing stuff at the stage. You'll hear. There's
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also a bit where Fallin asked Dave if he wants
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to read any jokes. I've clipped out where Dave flipped
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through a whole bunch of Q cards going no, no, no,
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no no. But let me give you a taste of this.
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This is David Letterman on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.
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David Letterman, what are you?
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What are you doing here?
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Is this the twenty third hour of the Today Show?
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No, no, no, this this is this is the Tonight Show.
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Jimmy, yeah, my, Paul, what are you doing here?
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You know it's a funny story.
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How you've ever taken too much ambient and you know
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you wake up somewhere with no clue how the hell
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you got there? Wow, you've been reading my diary. Listen,
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Paul and I Right, Paul used to do a show.
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Sure did pretty much exactly like this. Yes, yeah, wait,
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we didn't do the Chuck E cheese crap, but we.
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Thought there was something.
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It's very similar.
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Since this is your here, would you like to tell
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some jokes?
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Oh, I'm good. Thanks, all right, that's in see.
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You, Dave.
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What are you doing now that you're retired?
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Oh?
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Like, I need to tell you TikTok wite an enormous
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deal with the Chinese government.
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Yeah, how about we make a viral video right now?
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Oh my god, I'm dreaming. Yes, let's do this. Can
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you help us out?
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Oh? This would be great, a viral video. Yes, there's
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a viral video, exciting vertically.
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Okay, what good?
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All right?
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But what I would really like to do is hit
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you in the face with a tortilla.
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Yeah you know.
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Now wait a minute, I don't.
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I'm not promoting violent No, it's a TikTok that and
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typically I travel with tortillas.
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Uh not tonight.
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I left him in the corn. Anybody, do we have
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anybody here with anybody have a tortilla?
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Do we have it?
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Okay, I'll get one.
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You want to say that one's.
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Thank you very much.
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Interesting one from The Campus Times, which is the University
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of Rochester's student newspaper. A student went to see a
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show and wrote, Michael Chase Winterfest set welcomes lackluster comedy
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and announces his exit from SNL. Now let's tap the
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brakes there. Chay, pretty much every year announces that he's
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leaving SNL. That said, if you're going to leave SNL,
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I think this is the year to walk off after
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this big fiftieth anniversary thing this weekend and the rest
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of the season, I think from here it's diminishing returns
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Louren Michael's eighty as he's sticking around, I guess so.
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But I could see some massive cast departures after this year.
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I because he Bowen walking away.
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You know.
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On the one hand, if you're Jostin Shay, its steady,
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works it there for another ten years. But on the
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other hand, I could see them going, eh, it's time
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to get out anyway. The Campus Times writes chase performance
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was part of the big Winterfest weekend, which usually features
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a big ticket performer as a featured performer. For this year,
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there was an air of uncertainty about chase potential for
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stand up comedy, since many a t had only seen
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him on SNL. Still, as it was the big ticket performer,
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the first floor was nearly filled with people. Does that
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suggests there's a second floor that's empty and the first
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floor was nearly filled? Yikes? I feel like the writer
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here is inexperienced in comedy and means well next paragraph.
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The event was slated to start around eight, but Chase
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set foot on stage about ten minutes after the start time. Okay,
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I mean that's not crazy. Have you been to a
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live show? So he walked on what eight O nine,
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eight eleven, it's okay? Jay began by talking about how
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he wasn't used to doing stand up performances before starting
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by making jokes about Rochester. He seemed at first to
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be well received by the audience. The student right says,
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I experienced his work live. I thought the performance was
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relatively stereotypical in terms of subject matter topics running the
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local environment, jabs at racism, hammed up personal experiences, cultural references,
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sex jokes, and more. He seemed to have prepared a
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few jokes, but around the middle of his set, his
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jokes seemed to lose direction. Chase seemed to fill the
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crowd silence with awkward laughs and rambled as a replacement
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for unwritten ja ooakes. Sounds to me like Chay used
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this as half a workout in a half empty room.
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None of this is crazy to me, Campus Times continues.
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At the beginning of the night, Chay mentioned that he
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was sober, but by the end of the night he
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reminded me of a rambling drunk, mumbling under his breath
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and laughing to himself. Notably, Chay mentioned that he may
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be leaving SNL. He had been considering leaving for several seasons,
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but only publicly and definitively brought it up during the performance,
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quoting Chay here, and we'll see if this gets media
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pick up. This is my last season. I'm not coming back.
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Don't worry. I'm done. It's over for me. It's been
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so much fun. It's a little emotional. It's bittersweet. We learned.
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The night was supposed to end at nine, but Chay
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extended his stay for another twenty five minutes, talking to
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the audience and going off on small tangents. But the
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Campus Times writes, instead of being captivating, chase performance held
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the concert hall captive as the whole emptied out. I
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overheard shatter of how the end felt like Chay was
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just running out the clock. While the set wasn't the
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worst comedy I'd ever seen, in retrospect, it lacked of
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uniqueness and dragged at the end unnecessarily. To me, it
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sounds like Chay just was throwing, you know, three qu
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order his heat in a not full room. Not crazy
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to me? Will he actually leave SNL? Who knows? Amy
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Schumer was on Bravo and had advice for Conan O'Brien
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hosting the Oscars. Schumer said, my advice to him would
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be to make sure there's no beef beforehand with people
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like Chris Rock and Will Smith. Just maybe check that out.
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That's the advice I wish I was given. And then
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as I read that, so the first time I saw
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the headline, my brain translated Amy into Amy Poehler, thinking,
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Amy Pohlers out there, they're doing press, and you know,
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she went on Bravo to promo on her podcast, and
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then I was like, oh wait, this is Amy Schumer,
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and then my brain really went, oh my goodness. Amy
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Schumer hosted the Oscars like that's a thing that happened.
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If I walked up to you today in twenty twenty
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five and said, hey, you know who's hosting the Oscars,
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Amy Schumer, wouldn't you look at me like I'm insane? Boy?
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She has really fallen off a cliff, Like there's no
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way in twenty twenty five, twenty twenty six, Amy Schumer's
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hosting the Oscars, No way, It's totally forgot that that happened.
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I mean, you think of that night. You almost picture
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Chris Rock hosting the night, because you know, that was
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the big story in twenty twenty two. That was the
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year Amy Schumer, Regina Hall, and Wanda Sykes were the
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hosts of the Oscars. Slash Film reports that Amy Schumer's
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new comedy is number one on Netflix. Schumer number one
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in forty eight countries, including the United States. Slash Film says,
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in fact, in those forty eight countries, Kind of Pregnant
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has been number one since its debut in thirty three
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of them. As of Monday, kind of Pregnant was charting
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in ninety two countries, well only Vietnam. Refusing to indulge
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Schumer's comedy stylings, well oh, the Vietnamese did watch enough
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to send it to the number eight spot for a
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little bit. Kind of Pregnant is currently number two in
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a further twenty four countries. Congratulations, Amy Schumer'd say, I've
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got a story here about Pete Davidson and tattoos. Will
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pump that to tomorrow. There's a lot of felipe as
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spar as the stuff too. Let me hold on to
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that because I want to dive in on this and
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I think this might take a minute. Peter Kay, UK comedian,
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seems to be embroiled in a little kerf fluffle, so
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the Sun newspaper reports Peter's doing a show. He's repeatedly
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interrupted by a heckler screaming out garlic bread, apparently one
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of Peter Kay's catchphrases. Peter responds to the heckler, garlic bread,
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kick him in the effing face? Will ya? Everyone around
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you was thinking, jerky face cleaning that up. Peter then
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demands a light to be put on the heckler, according
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to the Sun newspaper, and points him out to security
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guard Keith, declaring, give us a wave. Jerk face cleaning
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it up again? Look at him? He doesn't know where
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he is, and then leads a chant of your going out.
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Peter encourages people to film the person and then calls
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him garlic dead. Peter continues, he's not laughing now, is he.
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At that point, a woman from the other side of
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the arena starts yelling, prompting Peter to say, Christ Almighty,
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bloody hell, I love. Saturday's all right, love, we heard
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you take her out and all, and points her out
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to the security guard as quote the woman in the
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black and white top from Debenham's Blue Cross. The Sun
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reports that at that point the audience stopped laughing. I'm
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not sure what that reference means. I tried googling it
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can't figure it out. I'm a dumb American. If you
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know what that means, my email is in the show
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notes or hit me up on the Facebook group. Would
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love to know what the reference from Debenham's Blue Cross means.
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It seems to be some sort of store. Anyway, the
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audience stops laughing. Peter says, you're going to Flower now
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and all. You've upset every bugger out there. Go on
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on out, you pop. You've missed the ending and everything.
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What a shame, you effing big gob drinking de icer
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go on Lisa Riley f off. The woman appeared confused.
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Peter k tells the crowd to cheer if she was
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effing annoying, before telling the woman no refunds as she
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was ejected. So the Lisa Riley reference. Lisa is an
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English actress, comedian and TV presenter, best known for portraying
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the role of Mandy Dingle on the ITV soap opera Emmerdale.
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Lisa Riley responded to the joke. Riley posted on Instagram
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a photo of herself that says, keep calm and laugh
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It's funny. In a follow up post on Tuesday, she
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told her followers she was not offended, saying she loves
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Peter kay To Pieces. Please draw a line under this now.
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I'm not offended, never was offended. I love Peter kay
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to Piece's laughter is my favorite. Man Edison the Woman
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the second Heckler, twenty five year old Meyer told the
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Manchester Evening News, I do feel he was on about
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my weight. I know Lisa Riley has lost a lot
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of weight and she looks great, but she used to