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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily
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comedy news. John Stewart has officially invited Elon Musk on
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The Daily Show. Last week, Elon posted on x that
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he would talk to John Stewart on air if his
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interview would premiere unedited. Now interesting that he chose premiere
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great because we could premiere it at three am and
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then mix some minutes. But that's not what they're going
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to do. John Stewart began his monologue by reminding his
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audience that he made a bit of a critique of
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Elon Musk's Department of Government efficiency. John said, after thinking
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about Elon's offer, I thought, you know, hey, that's actually
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how the in studio interviews normally air unedited. So sure
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would be delighted. As a matter of fact, let me
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sweeten or unsweeten the pot. The interview could be fifteen minutes,
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an hour, two hours, whatever. I'll be honest, I don't
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think this network makes any other programming, so we could
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do whatever the f we want. That's really funny, like
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really really funny. I've paused and jumped back in here.
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Oh it's so true, John Stuart. Stuart then addressed Elon's
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follow up tweets. In one post, he called the Daily
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Show host a propagandist, and another heclaimed John Stewart used
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to be more bipartisan. Stuart said, you give me too
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little credit. Again. The guy who custom made his own
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dark maga hat that he wears to opine in the
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Oval office with the president we spent two hundred and
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seventy million dollars to elect, thinks I'm just too partisan.
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I'm not really sure what he thinks bipartisan means. Elon.
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If you want to do the show, great, I support
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in general the idea of efficiency, delivering better services to
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the American people in cheaper and more efficient ways. And
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if you want to come in and talk about it
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on the show, great. If you don't want to, sure,
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But can we just drop the pretense that you won't
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do it because I don't measure up to the standards
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of neutral discourse that you demand and display at all times. Oh,
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I know I had such a good reaction to the
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first time or edit. I don't want to make the
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edit here a longer version of the Stewart quote. So
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we can do whatever there if we want, as long
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as we want as long as we wrap before the
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new season of South Park, which comes out in like
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May or June of twenty twenty six. So I'm game.
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I think it'll be a very interesting conversation. Rob Mills
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is the executive vice president of Unscripted and Alternative Entertainment
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at Disney. He told Variety the Conan is welcome back
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to host the Oscars. Conan absolutely nailed it. It was
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this sense memory of thirty years of not only him
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in late night, but when he would host the Emmys
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and all the stuff he's done. This was almost like
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Conan's greatest hits. He had a little bit of everything,
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an incredibly funny monologue that had the hallmarks of what
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Conan does, silliness, self deprecation, jokes that are funny and
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then twenty minutes later you realize that they're really funny. Well, Conan,
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come back. That's really up to Conan, but I know
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we'd love to have him back. I don't know if
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this counts as an official offer, but I really hope
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he wants to come back. It was a joint of
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privilege and probably the only sort of methodone I could
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have for not being able to do the show with
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Jimmy Kimmel. You know, I come away, I feel like
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the Oscars is Jimmy Kimmel's show to host. Like, when
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Jimmy doesn't host it, I feel like someone else is
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just filling in and they're just going to go back
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to another eight years of Jimmy Kimmel. That's high praise
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for Jimmy. I think he does a fine job. How
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the Conan was fantastic. You know, if you Tomy Conan
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was hosting next year, great, But I kind of in
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the back of my mind feel like Jimmy Kimble should
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be hosting the Oscars. A great job, Jimmy, You've made
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a connection in my brain between you and the Oscars.
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You've done a fine job. Rob Mills, Disney's executive vice
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president of Unscripted and Alternative Entertainment, discussed how Hulu cut
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off the Oscars during Best Actress and didn't show Best Picture.
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He went all suit and said, that's not my area
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of expertise, and obviously you feel bad for the people
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who we're trying to watch the show. It's unfortunate. It's unfortunate,
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it's unforgivable. Dude. Well, Chris Rock says we should forgive people.
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I forgive you, mister Mills, but come on, get your
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act together. I think the best thing to do is
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look at it as a way to figure out and
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make sure it doesn't happen again. In the show notes
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is a link to my substack. It's mcdepod dot substack
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dot com. I wrote about this on Monday. At the
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place I used to work, stuff like this would happen,
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and then we would have the big meeting to make
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sure it doesn't happen again. Like say Carrie Underwood's trying
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to perform at the inauguration at her microphone doesn't work.
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You have to make sure this doesn't happen again, and
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you have a big meetings. I'm glad the Hulu people
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are having a big meeting to make sure it doesn't
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happen again. I'll give you a solution. Anytime you have
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a shiny live event, hire a board op for twenty
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dollars an hour to sit there and actually monitor feed.
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It's twenty dollars. It's not a lot of money. Disney,
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You've got the coin. You could do this. Rob Mills,
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the executive vice president of Unscripted and Alternative Entertainment, said
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It's not the first time this has happened in streaming
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and probably won't be the last. We were at least
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moving into this world. We're meeting viewers where they are,
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you know, except for the ending of the Oscars. Like
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when I watch the Oscars, I usually watch like ninety
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three percent of it, and then I'm like, Eh, best actress,
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best picture. I don't care. I was just here to
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see what puts short film? Come on, dude. Rob Mills,
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executive vice president of Unscripted and Alternative Entertainment, told Variety
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at the Walt Disney Company as a whole, our superpower
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is we have a broadcaster. We have a premium streamer.
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Well except for the ending of the Academy Awards, So
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anywhere you want to watch the show, not necessarily the ending,
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but the rest of the show. We want to make
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sure you can watch this. And for the most part
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that works great. Dude, there's the leaping money quote. Yeah,
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and for the most part it works great, except for
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the ending. He added, it works spectacularly well with Dancing
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with the Stars, Oh too funny? All right, how did
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it do in the ratings? Sunday's telecast averaged eighteen point
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zero seven million viewers on ABC and Hulu. That's down
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from the previous year. Now, maybe they could have had
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more people had they shown the ending on Hulu. Who knows.
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I'm not an expert in this. That total audience number
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was down by about seven percent compared to last year's show.
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Can somebody do the math? If we missed the last
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thirteen minutes of a three and a half hour telecast?
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Is that around seven percent? Is it? It might actually
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be somebody do the math? Why don't I do the math?
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Chat GPT help me out? All Right'm asking chat EPT
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what percentage is thirteen minutes out of a three and
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a half hour telecast? Chat is telling us to calculate
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what percentage thirteen minutes is out of a three and
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a half hour telecast. One Convert three and a half
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hours to minutes. Three and a half times sixty equals
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two hundred and ten minutes. Thank you, uh. Step two,
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everybody got your pen out? Divide thirteen minutes by two
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hundred and ten minutes. Thirteen divided by two ten equals
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point zero six one nine. Convert two percentage by multiplying
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by one hundred equals six point one nine percent. So
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thirteen minutes is approximately six point one nine percent of
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a three and a half hour telecast, and the numbers
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were down around seven percent. Coincidence. I don't know. Why
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don't you show Best Picture next year? Last year's show
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was a four year high of nineteen point four nine
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million viewers on ABC with no live stream. I watched it.
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You know what, one best picture? Oppenheimer, You know how
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I know that they showed it. Let's look at the
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money demo, which I've aged out. If no one cares
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about me old man renting in your basement, we don't care.
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In adults eighteen to forty nine, the five point two
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five million people watch that up from three point eight
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two a year ago. That's interesting. Eighteen to thirty four's
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two point two seven million viewers. That was the highest
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for the show since twenty twenty. Jimmy Kimmel says Conan
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did such a good job. Next year, they're giving it
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to Jay Leno. About halfway through the Oscars, Conan did
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a Kendrick Lamar Drake joke. Writer Skyler Higgley tweeted wrote
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the Kendrick Lamar joke, and bet our executive producer fifty
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dollars that it would kill just made fifty dollars. A
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few hours after the Oscars, Higgley posted good morning to
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Drake fans and also to people who like good music.
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People commented back at him, why don't you try and
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call out the white bet of files? Higgley wrote, well,
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I also wrote the Conclave joke about the Catholic Church.
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Try again that joke. Conan obviously told it better than I. Well,
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the movie Conclave is up for Best Picture tonight. If
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you haven't seen Conclave, its log line is a movie
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about the Catholic Church. But don't worry. You know who's
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quoted in this article is Rob Mills. Remember Rob Mills.
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He's the executive vice president of Unscripted and Alternative Entertainment
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for Disney. He said he approved of the joke and
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explained when he did it in rehearsal. I was with
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Jeff Rossi's producer, and we were like, that joke's gonna kill,
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and it was great. It was sort of unexpected from Conan,
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but that's what made kind of fun. Thanks Rob Mills,
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how about you show the best picture next year? Conan
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tweeted thank you to the Academy. The incredible production, cast
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and crew, and my amazing team for night I'll never forget.
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Now I'm off to fulfill my lifelong dream to run
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a bed and breakfast down Orlando hashtag oscars two to
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zero two five, Variety tells us. A few minutes before
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taking his spot behind the microphone as the announcer, Nick
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Offerman went on stage and greeted the audience and told
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them they were getting a brief and wondrous opportunity to
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feature glamorous eyes upon my sturdy form. Verdaz tweeted, while
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watching a major entertainment award show, I'm pretty sure a
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few fellow Indian comedians play a game in our head.
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We wonder why Indian award shows don't use modern stand
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up comedians at major awards. Then we think of some
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of the jokes we would do, the other crapstorm that
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would follow, and we think it's probably for the best. Also,
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we remember the opening monologues at the top of the show,
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which logically requires showing up on time and staying for
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the whole show, which again reaffirms probably for the best. Also,
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just rhythm wise, it's hard to do an etchy joke
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after saying and then he posted a phrase that I
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don't know how to pronounce, and I'm not sure what
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language it's in, and I'm not being jerky here. I
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threw the phrase into Google Translate and Google didn't recognize it.
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So I went to chat ChiPT to have the AI
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explained the joke, and Chat says the phrase is primarily
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in English, but includes words from Hindian brand names that
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are popular in India. It's a mix of Hinglish, a
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blend of Hindi in English, which is commonly used in
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Indian advertising, pop culture, and social media. Some words like
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paravar and Zandu are directly from Hindi. The overall phrase
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seems like a playful or memelike jungle of recognizable Indian
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brand names and terms. Here's what Vierdas was joking about,
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and I didn't get the joke, Chatchipt says. Menic Chand
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is a well known brand in India, primarily associated with Gutka,
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which is a chewing tobacco. As you know, pan Pasand
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is a popular flavored candy known for its battail like taste.
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Fun Flips a snack brand often associated with flavored cornpuffs Zoro,
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possibly referring to the fictional masked vigilante or a brand name.
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Plus could be a generic addition a reference to a
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product variant. Zandu Bandu might be referencing Zandu Baum, a
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famous pain relief ointment in India. MDH is a famous
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Indian spice brand, MCD might be referencing me Chat Thanks,
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likely referring to the Municipal Corporation of Delhi. Motorola is
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a well known electronics brand, and Paravar is Hindi for family,
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possibly referencing a political or advertising slogan. So let me
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go back to the phrase that now that I've been educated.
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So Verer tweeted it's hard to do an edge joke.
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After saying Manik chand Pon, Pissan, fun Flip, Zoro plus,
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Xandu Bandu, MDHMCD, Motorola, Paravar, he probably tells it funnier. Hey,
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same time raising awareness and funds for the free support
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programs at Gilda's Club Grand Rapids. This year's LaughFest feature
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and nationally acclaimed comedic artists who are guaranteed to make
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audience of all ages smile and laugh, laugh ass twenty
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twenty five will include over forty free and ticketed shows.
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Some good people at this one, Adam Ray, remember he's
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doing that Doctor Phil thing. Gabby Bryan, who were told
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brought her a fringe hit Billion the Situation to Union
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Hall and garnered praise in The New York Times after
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a successful Edinburgh Fringe Festival run. She'll be there, Dan Soder,
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you know Dan from Billions on Showtime. Sure he's going