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Callaroga Shark Media. Tony Hinchcliff is off the hook. Hi,
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I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. It is
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seven thirty six am on Wednesday as I speak to
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you right now. Things went late into the night. There
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aren't all that many comedian reactions. Yes, especially the West
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Coasters are probably asleep. Some things I did gather. James
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Adomian on threads. Don't worry. All the Dick Cheney and
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Liz Cheney voters are going to come in any minute now.
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Jono Zelai said, what if I told you there was
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an even bigger pile of garbage. Liam mcinaney offered condolences
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to Jim Gaffigan on losing the gig. Andy Kindler posted
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several threads and tweets, one of them congratulations America, you
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are officially the most wilfully stupidest country on Earth. I'm
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not counting the people who have given up. It's not
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your fault. Evil is winning. THEO Vaughn wrote, congratulations Donald Trump,
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Robert F. Kennedy Junior and JD. Vance and your team,
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and thank you Dana White for helping pot podcast contribute
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to the political landscape. Never would have happened without you.
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We invited all the candidates, but only three showed up. Yeah,
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I'm wondering if Kamala's decision to go on SNL where
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you're preaching it converted and not go to Rogan. We
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might go back and look at that and wonder, you know,
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the Rogan effect may have been there. I think there's
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a lot more to it with this election, but not
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doing Rogan, I'm not sure it was the smartest move.
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Somewhere during the eleven PM hour, I remember that the
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Daily Show was live and I was like, oh, I'll
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check that out. And I switched over and they were
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in commercial, and like, I get it. I get the business.
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Believe me, I like running commercials. But I was like, oh,
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you had this opportunity here and you're in commercial. And
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I went back and I didn't bother checking it out again.
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The folks over at late night or did? They recapped
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it and said at first, Stuart only alluded to the
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crushing results rolling into a studio audience that had been
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deprived of the emerging truth. Their take is that it
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looked as though Stuart and the staff had prepared for
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the predicted uncertain outcome in the eleven pm hour, But yeah,
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by eleven was kind of obvious what was going to happen.
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Late Nighter said that they had serviceable bits, one with
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Jordan Klepper wasting no time escaping Pennsylvania, where he had
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been a fake located. Another with Michael Costa imitating John
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King and Steve Cornecki at their magic walls, except they
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were reporting on projected efforts by Rudy Giuliani to attempt
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to steal another election, a bit that was increasingly unnecessary
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as the show rolled on. Ronnie Chang had an unsuccessful bit,
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says Late Nighter, because it was about undeclared voters, and yeah,
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by eleven thirty, we kind of knew what was happening.
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The weird thing of the night, Senator John Fetterman of
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Pennsylvania was booked on the show. Stuart teased him as
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a guest and said he'd be up next, and during
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the commercial break, apparently Fetterman bailed. Stuart had a vamped
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and Late Nighter said he surely regretted they had expanded
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the show to an hour. Stuart wrapped it up by saying,
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this isn't the end. I promise you, this is not
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the end. We have to regroup, and we have to
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continue the fight and continue to work day in and
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day out to create a bitter society for our children,
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for this world, for this country that we know is possible.
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It's possible. A couple of quirky stories I saw in
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the news from the New York Post. New York City
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dog mayor election gets chaotic as crypto bros allegedly pay
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for votes. That's right. It was the competition for honorary
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New York City Dog Mayor. Enzo the Shitzu was taken
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out of the race by owner Olivia, who told The
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New York Post that the race had become too negative,
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with crypto fans allegedly looking to buy votes. Apparently, the
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Crypto bros were supporting bertrand the Pomeranian to market their
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bert coin. Olivia said, they've taken the fun out of it.
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And now about this one from the New York Post. Kamalaw,
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an elephant at the National Zoo in DC, was euthanized
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on Saturday after struggling with osteo arthritis for years. The
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timing there caught the amusement of some on the internet.
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One social media user wrote, Trump is real mad at
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a genie right now. Another pointed out a bad omen
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but for whom the elephant is named Kamala Shore, But
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the elephant is the symbol of the Republicans. One person
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joked even things out, I've euthanized a donkey named Donald's.
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Another said, you know Trump's kicking himself right now because
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he messed up his last wish on his monkey paw.
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Others claimed it was justice for peanut of the squirrel.
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There were some late endorsements. Joe Rogan released an episode
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with Elon Musk Monday, pretty late in the day. Now,
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my dog get me up all night, so I actually
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listened to it on the overnight. Somehow got three hours
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of podcasting, and that's how well I slept. Rogan announced
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an endorsement for Donald Trump. Rogan explained his endorsement. He
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said that his guest, Elon Musk, makes what I think
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is the most compelling case for Trump you'll hear, and
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I agree with him every step of the way. Trump
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said at a rally that Rogan's backing was great and
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so nice. Well, Ferreal endorsed Kamala Harris, and some people
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got annoyed at Will because he said this election is
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going to be one of the closest in history. Your
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vote will make the difference. Okay, fine, that's fair enough.
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Then he tagged it with that means you, Gary, oh
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blah blah blah, I'm just one person. Shut the f up, Gary.
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Last time, only a few thousand votes kept Trump out
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of office, and this time we will hold you personally responsible. Gary.
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One social media user wrote, Democrats have now resorted to
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physically threatening people to vote for Kamala. Another said Will
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Ferrell's making it real tough for me to watch ELF
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this season. Stormy Daniels is out there on her stand
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up tour. Her opener is the hilariously named Greg Studley.
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Yes I'm seven years old. Greg Studley spoke of Stormy
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Daniel's comedy style and said, it's not traditional stand up,
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no kidding, It's like funny storytelling, and she's got a
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message with a little dash of politicism. She makes a
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great connection. She's got that something. She's really smart and
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you're going to be pleasantly surprised. The owner said it
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took maybe a week to get it set up. It
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was like three or four of the morning. Greg Studley
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and I were talking and the next day, he's like,
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she's interested. We started working out contract detales and dates.
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The reaction of the booking a positive. The owner says,
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everyone's surprised. I can't believe you got Stormy Daniels. Things
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like this help establish us and we'll get her name
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out there. That is true, I'm talking about it. Dudley said.
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She knows how to perform and get on stage. There's
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a lot of things that go into a live performance,
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how you look and carry yourself. She knows how to perform. Meanwhile,
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Harvey Epstein, I don't know how his election went. That's
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the guy John mulaney parodied on Saturday Night Live. There's
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a real guy actually named Harvey Epstein. When Harvey woke
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up on Sunday, he said he had hundreds and hundreds
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and hundreds of text messages telling him to watch SNL,
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he told The New York Times. So I watched it,
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and I'm like, hey, that's me. It was like ridiculously funny.
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I couldn't stop laughing. Brooke Shields also waited on Saturday
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Night Live. In one of the bumpers, John mulaney recreated
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Brooke Shield's iconic Calvin Klin Jean's ad In case you
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missed it, John Mulaney wore a red button down shirt,
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dark denim jeans, and black boots, and he kicked one
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foot into the air as he rested his palms on
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the floor behind him. Brooke Shields posted mullany and herself
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side by side on Instagram and said, I see no difference.
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Nate Bergatsy is flooring at floor while you're hot. Now
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he's going to be in a movie. Try Star Pictures
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has preemptively acquired comedy Pitch the Breadwinner all Right, time out.
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I don't even know where I was. I can't go
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back and listen. I'm gonna pitch to you guys, a
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Vince von movie. Here's how the movie goes. A guy
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is trying to record his podcast in his basement. His
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wife goes out for the day but doesn't tell him
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that she scheduled the exterminator. So fine, he deals to
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the exterminator and goes back to recording his podcast, but
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she doesn't tell him that she's also scheduled the guy
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that comes with a leaf blower to blow the lint
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out of the dryer exhaust port, and he's trying to
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record his podcast Where were we? What was I even
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talking about? Nate Bergatzy. That's right, all right, Nate Burganzy
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is going to star in a movie. Try Star Pictures
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has preemptively acquired comedy pitch The Breadwinner. The Breadwinner is
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in early development. Nate and a partner will write the script.
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Nate will star in the movie. The plot is being
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kept under wraps. Nate also has that Lorne Michael's Holiday
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Special coming out December twenty fourth. He will also have
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a book next May. I asked the publicist if I
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could have him on. The publicist thought I was insane.
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Speaking of movies, Chloe Fyneman, Patton Oswalt, and John McEnroe
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have joined the cast of The Dink a Pickleball Comedy.
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They joined Chris Parnell, Jake Johnson, Mary Steinbergeon Ed, Harris
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ben Stiller and Tennis Great Andy Roddick. Adam Carolla told
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the Rap he remembers the exact moment he wanted to
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give stand up comedy a shot, and he has Jay
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Leno to thank for it. What's the story here, John, Well?
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You see, Adam Carolla was working construction back in the eighties.
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It was at a house across the street from where
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Jay Leno lived. Corolla told The Rap Jay would come
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out at noon, get the newspaper, walk back in the
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house dressed like Rodney Dangerfield his famous bathrobe, and I'm
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across the street sweating my butt off, spreading stucco, and
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I'm just looking at this guy's schedule, and I'm going,
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I've been here since seven in the morning, I'm covered
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with stucco, we haven't even broke for lunch yet. And
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he's just getting his newspaper and goes back in the house.
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I'm looking at this guy's schedule and I'm like, that's
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a schedule for me. Sam Jay had a hot take
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for Roy Wood Junior about hollow. The topic was that
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one third of Americans think blackface is okay if it's
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part of a Halloween costume. Sam Jay told Roywood Junior,
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you gotta let kids do it. No kid wants to
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not fully Halloween. You don't want to be a ninja
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turtle up to hear and it's just your head sticking
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out and you're like, it's me Antoine, but I'm really Michaelangelo.
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Sam said she recently encountered blackface as a costume on Halloween, said, listen,
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I have my friend this kid. He wanted to be
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Kevin Garnett for Halloween, right, So he put on the
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Kevin Garnett jersey. Then he went to his mother's makeup
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and he was going to darken his face and his
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parents were like, no, you can't do that. That's fensive
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with black people. It was part of me that felt
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bad for him because now he's just a white boy
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and Kevin Garnett and he could have been that on
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any day of the week from the Daily Mail. Like
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comedians suing Steve Coogan's production company has told the High
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Court obviously Steve copied elements of a sitcom. Joshua Rincoff,
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also known as Harry Deansway, is claiming that Baby Cow
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Production copied parts of the sitcom Shambles. Rnkoff created, wrote
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and directed two series of Shambles and said producers working
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on l Live at the Moth Club would have seen
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some or all of his show and obviously copied both
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the format and the distinctive elements of the sitcom. Live
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at the Moth Club is set at a Rundown comedy club.
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It includes real life comedians performing stand up and sketches.
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Rinkoff claims that some of the characters in that show
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are identical to those from his twenty thirteen web series
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called Shambles, and that even the jokes are similar. A
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representative of Baby Cow Production said they were unaware of
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Shambles and argued that LATMC is a mockumentary, not a sitcom,
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and one of its key features is that it presents
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substantial passages of actual stand up, which Shambles does not.
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And are you in Cleveland, Well, then hit up the
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Cleveland Comedy Festival. I don't know why the Cleveland Comedy
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Festival picked today. I think people might be distracted today. Well,
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at least you'll have something to talk about, won't you.
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The festival will be centered at Forest City Brewery at
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twenty one to thirty five Columbus Road in Cleveland. You
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know the place. I will not be the Cleveland Comedy
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Festival because it's trivia night. I will be at the
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Bow playing trivia. Had a disaster last week, finished like
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third last, got a rebound. See you later, Trivia guys,
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and everybody else. See you tomorrow.