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Callaroga Shark Media.
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There.
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I'm Johnny Mack with the camera with This show is
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called I believe this is take three. This is Daily
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Comedy News. I just recorded the weekly Comedy thing. That's
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the show I host on Slacker and I couldn't remember
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where I am Daily Comedy News. Hi, how you guys doing?
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I could do that again, but that's no fun. Kathy
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Griffin is claiming she is banned from Jimmy Fallons Tonight Show.
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Longtime listeners know, anytime Kathy Griffin's name comes up on
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the show, it's usually something super positive, right, Like Kathy
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Griffin was wishing everyone a nice day, Kathy Griffin was
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getting along with everyone, Kathy Griffin smelled some nice flowers.
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It's always something great like that. But she is now
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claiming she is banned from Jimmy Fallons Tonight Show. Now,
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before we get into all this, I would ask why
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would the Tonight Show book Kathy Griffin to begin with? Like,
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I don't know, it's not the biggest comedy star. I
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don't think she is a special out right now, So
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I don't know why am I banned from the Tonight Show.
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Why won't Jimmy Fallon have me on, that's my question anyway.
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Kathy Griffin went on social media's and explained.
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Now I have not done the Jimmy Fallon Show since
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it was on at twelve thirty Eastern and Pacific. So
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I guess I'm banned from the Fallon Show or inappropriate
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or too controversial. I don't even know when you're banned
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from a show. And if you guys know me, I'm
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banned from most of them. You're welcome America and Indonesia.
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They don't usually tell you your band, they just can't seem
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to find room for you. So I do like Jimmy Fallon.
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I've met him a few times and what I used
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to do is later show. He was always super nice
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to me. But I do think it was a bad
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call for him to have convicted rapist Connor McGregor on
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the What is he a boxer or like a kickboxer
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UFC United Fighting Champion. I don't even know what dead
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stands for because it just makes me thinkive Joe Rogan
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and then I get pissed it off. For those reasons,
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I think the Fallen folks made a miss by having
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Connor McGregor on. I think it sends yet another message
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to women and marginalized folks everywhere that were not equal
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and you can do anything to us, and the perpetrators
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are still going to be out there being glorified. And
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it kind of reminds me of when Fallon had Trump
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on and then he petted his hair or as I
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called a bird's nest. I don't know. That didn't sit
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well with me. I didn't like when Lauren Michaels had
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him host SNL. You know when Trump was running. I
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believe it was during the campaign. I think it's it's
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time we kind of make up our minds about who
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we're going to cancel and who were not. Take it
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from the most canceled celebrity in history. Look it up,
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you know, as the kids say, do.
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Better really quickly. I wanted to refresh my own memory
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on the Connor McGregor story. This from RTE dot Ie
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July thirty first, twenty twenty five. I'll go quickly here
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because this is not what we do on this program.
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But they wrote to Connor McGregor has lost his appeal
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against a High court juries finding that he raped a woman.
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The jury at the civil trial found that he raped
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the woman. In a hotel room in December twenty eighteen
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and awarded her just under two hundred and fifty thousand
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euros and damages. The Court of Appeal rejected mister McGregor's
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appeal in its entirety. This week we have the Dueling
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Office specials. Ricky Gervay's in the news for that and
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for his Alley Cats show, and Digital Spy rode to
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the headline He's being lazy Now? Has Ricky Gervais lost
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his magic? They write? His current output isn't exactly innovative
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or impressive. It's old hat. Currently, Ricky recently tested new
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material at a special gig in London. It was at
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the Leicester Square Theater, which holds four hundred fans. The
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writer says, I was among the lucky ones who managed
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to bag a ticket, But the gig wasn't everything I
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hoped it would be. It was a conveyor belt of
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gags designed a shock and a pall. Now, before I
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even read further, if Ricky was playing a four hundred
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seat theater, that would make me think he was working
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out material. No, yes, no, yes, Digital Spy says. Topics
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include Jimmy Seville, you can look up that story. Don't
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want to go there, Adolf Hitler suicide and the N
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word quotes a lot of it was funny and well written,
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and the crowd lapped it up as a stand up gig.
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Was his success unquote all right, digital spy ass. But
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was it daring or brave or exciting? No? Was the
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same stick Ricky's been doing for years, picking the most
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shocking topics he can think of and making jokes about them.
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That's what Ricky Gervas does. What do you want him
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to do? Meanwhile, stars at the Office, the UK version,
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have filmed a new documentary to mark the twenty fifth
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anniversary of the show. Martin Freeman and Mackenzie Crik are
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part of that. Ricky Gervais is not. Spokespeople had said
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that Ricky was unavailable to be part of the BBC shoot.
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Now let me come in here. Here's the thing about anniversaries.
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They don't sneak up on you. You know when the
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twenty fifth anniversary is, it's now? You know how we
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know this because The Office came out twenty five years ago.
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Here write this down, Ricky. The thirtieth anniversary will be
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in twenty thirty one. Ricky couldn't have been too busy
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because he's got his own Office documentary coming out on
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YouTube this week. And he also can't be all that
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busy because he celebrated the twenty fifth anniversary of the
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Office with a limited edition vodka release through Dutch Barn,
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which he of course co owns. Even Jim Gaffigan might
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have been like, really, dude. Ricky revealed the bottle on Instagram,
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and he captured he wrote different drinks for different needs.
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The one lead bottle features an illustrated image of David
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Brent on the front and contains Dutch Barn Orchard Vodka,
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which is made from British apples. The brand tells us
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that the vodka won a gold medal at the Vodka
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Master's twenty twenty four competition. In the Instagram announcement, Ricky said,
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we made a special bottle to commemorate twenty five years
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of the Office. The anniversary is actually on nine July.
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So I mean maybe the BBC only last week, asked Ricky.
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I doubt he was unavailable for months and months and
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months and months and months, and just knowing a little
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bit how the BBC operates, I doubt they rolled out
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of bed last week and like, oh, we all slap
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together an office special. The limited edition vodka bottle is
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priced at fifty four US dollars. It has a forty
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percent ABV and we are told Dutchburn's flavored vodkas, particularly
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black cherry and jitter spiced key growth drivers for the company.
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Speaking of the office, Leslie David Baker, you know him
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as Stanley from the Office US. What are the brids
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call it off? The office at American Workplace? Is that
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what they call it? We could just call it the office?
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Who cares? Because Leslie David Baker aka Stanley has opened
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up a Honey Baked Ham store in Sherman Oaks. No,
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it is not April Fool's Day. It is July seventh.
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Baker owns the place with a guy named Tony Tony.
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It's old patch dot com. Growing up, Honey Baked was
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always part of our holiday traditions. It's a brand that
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brings people together around great food and meaningful moments. If
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you want to go, it's at fourteen four tow seven Ventura.
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The new location will offer the company's signature collection of
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Ham's turkey slide dishes and more. Cam Patterson was on
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the Pivot podcast, No, not the one with Karas Wisher,
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a different one, and Cam was asked about Tony Hinchcliff.
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I've made some edits here for language with Tony.
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Many people in our community feel like he went too
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far with the George Floyd joke at the Kevin Hart Rode.
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What are your thoughts on that? In being a black man.
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But also somebody who was around him knows him and
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it's really a huge part of why your comedy career
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took off.
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Turning changed my life dog, and I knew like him
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as a person and his character and stuff. I mean,
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that's just his former comedy, you know what I'm saying.
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That's just what he liked to talk about. I can't
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speak for somebody out what they want to talk about,
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but I know him. I know he's not a race.
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He chained my whole life.
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So I can't see him and be like, oh, he's
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a I know the guy. He not a He's not
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a racist. That just his former comedy. I think everybody's
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former comedy is very different, you know what I'm saying.
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I try to be an advocate, especially like for us
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in white spaces, as best I can. You feel what
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I'm saying, I'm getting older and I'm figuring out to
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do that out. I'm figuring how to do that that better.
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But I mean, it's a situation where I how I
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feel about the joke don't matter because I know his
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his cad and not even know him as a person.
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From The New York Post, Hannah Berner has revealed that
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after getting injections for jaw tension, she woke up to
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an unpleasant surprise. She could not smile on TikTok. She said,
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like joy, laughter is my life. That's all I care about.
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We're going to get through this. Pray for me. I've
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turned to religion. Stay safe out there in these streets.
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Berner said she got diceport injections to leave tension for TMJ.
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The New York Post threw in the treatment is also
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done to slim the jaw line and decreased teeth grinding.
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New York Post educates Drownie Mack and says dice boort
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is a neurotox and like botox, that temporarily blocks nerve
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signals to the massive muscles used for chewing at the
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side of the face and jaw line. This reduces muscle contractions,
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eliminating chronic tightness and grinding. Over time, it causes the
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muscle to weekend and shrink. This takes six to eight
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weeks and results last for up to six months. The
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New York Post wants us to know, though dice, bort
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and botox are used to treat TMJ tension, this is
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an off label use aka not FDA approved. I think
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they're trying to say something there, but you know to
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ask them. From Threads, Matthew Brissard posted last week, I
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was on the same flight as Seth Meyers, Colin Jost
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and Dan Soder, and when we hit turbulence, I thought
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how much should suck to be a guest spot in
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my own obituary? Which is really funny. He tagged that
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with I thought about the outrage at the lack of
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diversity in this obituary. If you've ever been on a
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flight with famous people, you may have had the same thought.
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I remember flying to Nashville one time and Elvis Costello
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was on the flight, and all I could think of
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was the New York Post putting Elvis Costello two hundred
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and forty others dead. As you could tell, we made
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it there safely, If you need something to listen to
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otsco At Cotske was on Trevor Noah's podcast back in April,
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and I finally got around to it this weekend. Very
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good listen there. If you were wondering what happened to
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the sign from Stephen Colbert's late show, It's got a
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new home at Weeho, who is a West Hollywood bistro.
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In April, Stephen Colbert had listed the sign for auction
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during a late show home shopping bit featuring guest John Stewart.
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A guy named Jeff owns weh. He bought the sign
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for one hundred and two thousand, one hundred dollars. He
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had it mounted on the roof of the West Hollywood,
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California restaurant, The Marquis is twelve feet long, eight feet
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six inches tall and nine inches deep. On social media,
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Jeff shared a photo and said thank you Stephen Colbert
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for all the magic. Bill Board published the May box
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score report. Nate BERGESSI number one for the second month
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in a row and ninth time overall for tickets sold.
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In May, he grossed nine point three million dollars and
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sold one hundred nineteen thousand tickets across eleven reported shows.
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The mega comedian who one time attended a UFC show
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clearly canceled the rest of your top list. Matt Rife
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grossed one point six million dollars and sold thirteen thy
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seven hundred tickets across three shows. In fourth place, we
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Them One's comedy tour grossed one point six mill fifteen
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one hundred tickets. Two shows. Weird Ow you can see
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for free at the end of July unless you told
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your daughter you'd go visit her and you can't go
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to the weird Ol concert. He grows to one point
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eight million dollars twenty eight thousand tickets, five shows. Again,
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go to Montreal and zee them free on a Saturday.
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I won't be there. Jimmy Carr three shows, thirty two thousand,
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eight hundred tickets gross two point one million, and Maga
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comedian Aperghetzi once attended a UFC show eleven shows, one hundred,
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nineteen thousand tickets nine point three million to lead the month.
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Speaking of Montreal, seven days Vermont took a look ahead
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at the Montreal Comedy Festival officially just for last Montreal.
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Some of the shows they're excited about are the Nasty Show.
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This year's lineup includes ian finance Marito Lopez, Rebecca Reid's
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Mattie Smith, and host comedian CP. I'm seeing some buzz
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on Mattie Smith and having seen her myself, she's pretty good.
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Not all the way there yet, but definitely keep an
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eye on her. Seven Days. Raman also excited about he
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did Rivalry, the unauthorized musical parody Stage Reading. Also on
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York born comic often feels like an alien, and, having
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been raised by lesbian moms, never understood dressing up with
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makeup and jewelry. Though not get yourself, Jensen has likely
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fooled many with her construction worker background and utilitarian energy.
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