Katt Williams and the Raast of Tom Brady will be LIVE on Netflix PLUS Tim Dillon on Disney

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Callaroga Shark Media. Hello. A
lot of feisty stuff today, which is

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how I like it. Hi,
I'm Johnny Mack with your daily common News,

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Quick quick housekeeping. So if you
listen every day, you know,

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normally the A bloc I have like
the more newsy things, and then the

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after the commercial, I get a
little far afield. Today, a lot

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of stuff that's normally an A.
I moved to B because A is only

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going to be feisty stuff and big, huge news which starts with Kat Williams.

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His special on Netflix. May fourth
will be live on Netflix. It

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is called Woke Folk Saturday, May
fourth, ten pm Eastern. Now,

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I'm supposed to be in Cleveland on
May fourth, and I would be driving

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back at ten pm. So if
you're in Cleveland and you thick up showing

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up, Hey news for you.
I'm watching Kat Williams. Now I'll be

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there. Somebody in Cleveland, just
freak the hell out. I'm coming.

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Relax so A no, true,
Well, there is a trailer there,

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but it's naughty, so I'm not
going to share it with you. The

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very next night, Sunday, May
fifth, That eight's Eastern. The Roast

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of Tom Brady here's a clip.
The Man the Arena. The Roast of

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Tom Brady Live on Netflix. No
helmets, no mercy, no Brady Rule,

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no problem. The Greatest Roast of
all Time, Tom Brady Live,

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hosted by me Kevin Hart with the
lineup of surprise guests. We're coming for

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you, pretty boy. I'm unroastable. Let's go now. If you were

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to watch that clip, which you
cannot do here because this is an audio

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podcast, there is no visual component. To me, it looks like an

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AI generated Tom Brady visually, but
that seems to be his voice anyway.

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Tom Brady The Greatest Roast of All
Time at May fifth, eight pm Eastern

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on Netflix. It's unclear who is
participating yet other than Kevin Hart and Jeff

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Ross. Guys, check the calendar. How's this thing that book yet?

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Or are you just not telling us? I would hope somebody like Bill Burr,

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right, Boston comedian, And you
don't hope somebody like that's going to

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be part of this, but we'll
see. All right, Let's move on

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to the feisty section. Last Friday, fifteen audience members disrupted Chelsea Handler's show.

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They were making pro Palestine comments.
According to a spokesperson for the Richmond

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Police Department, about fifteen people in
the audience showed up at the seven o'clock

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show, and they disrupted the show
with comments described as pro Palestine. Additional

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officers were requested to the theater just
before eight thirty pm. Those officers asked

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the group to leave. One of
the fifteen refused to leave. According to

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police, that person was then arrested
on charges of disorderly conduct and removed from

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the theater. Chelsea Handler, you
know used to date Joe Coy and Joe

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once hosted the Golden I'm not doing
it. You want me to do it,

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I'm not doing it. I'm not
doing it. The afore mentioned Kevin

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Hart was on Sixty Minutes interviewed by
Anderson Cooper. Anderson Cooper noted the GQ

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has reported Kevin Hart's height as five
to five. The La Times has it

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at five four, and Cooper said, and some other places said you were

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five to two. Heart joked,
well that place is bs. GQ finally

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got it right. I'm five foot
five like well, a shoe on like

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a sneaker. Now if I put
a boot on, I can get to

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five to five and a half.
Kevin explained why he incorporates short jokes into

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his routine. He says, it's
talking about the things that you aren't afraid

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to laugh about yourself. I'm really
confident the laugh that I'm getting you're not

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laughing necessarily at me, as if
I'm a joke. You're laughing at the

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experience. I'm giving you an experience
through a story that's relatable. And more

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importantly, I'm saying things that other
people just don't have the heart to say

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exactly. The joke isn't haha,
Kevin Hart short, it's just a generic

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short joke, like a Biden old
joke is just a generic old joke,

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and Biden's the mechanism to get us
there. Anderson Cooper asked Vin Hard if

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he's a billionaire, and the answer, none of your business. So you're

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trying to get me robbed. I
think the better side to what I've done

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is to create and what can become
the new norm for other people in the

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business of funny, for other people
in the business of entertainment, right not

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just being part of the business,
but learning and understanding how to be the

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business. Cooper asked Kevin Hard about
the controversy a few years ago. You

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remember, Kevin was supposed to host
the Oscars, but was forced to step

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down when some homophobic comments that he
had made in social media and in his

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act had surfaced. One of those
comments, quoting Kevin Art here, I'm

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not homophobic. I have nothing against
gay people. Be happy, do what

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you want to. But me,
as a heterosexual male, if I can

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prevent my son from being gay,
I will. Kevin Heart told Anderson Cooper

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that want of Pykes helped him realize
the impact of his words. Heart told

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Cooper later on the understanding came from
the best light bulb ever. Wanda Sykes

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said, there's people that are being
hurt today because of comments like the ones

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you made then, and there's people
that are saying it's okay to make those

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comments today based off what you did. It was presented to me in a

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way where I couldn't ignore that in
those moments of despair, great understanding and

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education can come out of it if
you're given the opportunity. None of that

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seems to include the word sorry,
but that's between Kevin and Anderson. In

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Australia, comedian ARJ Barker reportedly kicked
out a breastfeeding mother from his show,

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Yeah, and the baby too.
It would be weird if he kicked out

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the breastfeeding mother and left the baby
there for the rest of the show.

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That would be probably a worst not
probably would a worse story. No,

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he kicked out the breastfeeding mother and
her newborn baby. This at the Melbourne

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International Comedy Festival. The seven month
old baby made a few gurgling sounds.

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The mom, Trish, told one
of the radio stations, I was sitting

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there and she gurgled a bit,
the equivalent of someone was coughing. According

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to the mom, Barker stopped and
acknowledged the baby before he correct a few

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jokes about the situation. Mom says
at the end of the skit of a

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little baby in the room, he
said, I speak baby, and she

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said, take me outside. At
that point I was like, I don't

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think he's joking about that. Barker
approached the mom for a second time due

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to the disturbance. The mom said, I was actually breastfeeding when he came

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and stood in front of me and
he was basically telling me to leave.

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People were laughing, and I don't
think he was joking, So I said

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to him do you actually want me
to leave? And he said, yes,

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I do. A group of ten
or twelve people, including one man,

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walked out of the eight hundred and
sixty three seat auditorium over the humiliated

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mother's departure. A relative of the
mom went on Twitter and said, thanks

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to the countless women and one grandfather
who left in protest. Are the countless?

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So I guess they are because we
don't know if it's ten or twelve.

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Let's say it's either nine to ten
or eleven women. Not quite countless,

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but I digress. Thanks to the
countless women and one grandfather who left

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in protest. Atrocious. You're in
city of Melbourne at an international comedy festival.

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Have an ounce of respect. A
woman has purchased a ticket for night

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out with her sister and her friend
to laugh and enjoy herself, and you

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badger her and encourage her to leave
and get a refund. The mom said

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she didn't face an issue when she's
brought her baby to see Dave Hughes.

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Barker, in a statement This is
Great said the show is strictly aged fifteen

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plus, as clearly stated on the
ticket site. I don't know if he

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was yelling like I am, but
it's funnier this way. This show is

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strictly aged fifteen plus. Has clearly
stated on the ticket site she had an

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infant with her. The baby was
disrupting my performance on behalf of the other

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seven hundred people who paid to see
the gig. I politely told her that

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baby couldn't stay. She thought I
was kidding, which made the exchange a

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bit awkward. Feel bad about the
whole situation, and stated this on the

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night more than once. I offered
her a refund. Theater staff should not

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have seated baby in my audience in
the first place. All right, this

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next one spoilers is gonna go sideways
and kind of annoyed me. From Vulture.

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Joel Kim Booster got to experience the
power of the thumbs down this on

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four to twenty. He was headlining
the Kennedy Center as part of Asian af

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and Asian American Variety show. Okay, we got the set up here.

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Now this is where I get annoyed. While performing, Joel Kim Booster was

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heckled by an audience member who expressed
his distaste by throwing out the thumbs down.

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A photo of the interaction was posted
on Twitter that night, and the

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people on Twitter had fun with it. The photo told the story, says

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Vulture, with Booster appearing to be
midfight with the heckler. Booster tweeted in

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response that night the fact that I
have to deal with this crap at the

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Kennedy Center of all places. This
is not community. All right, let's

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take a time out so we're all
outrage, right, Who is this jerk

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disrupting Joel Kim Boosters show at the
Kennedy Center of all places. That's ridiculous.

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But wait, and this is where
I don't want to encourage anyone.

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But if you turn on Joel Kim
Booster now, I wouldn't be like,

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Oh, I can't believe you turned
on Jewel Kim Booster. That's not cool.

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You see, the reality of the
situation, according to Vulture, was

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much different. A video of the
interaction surface the next day on April twenty

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first, revealing it had been staged
by Booster himself. It was crowd work,

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Booster says on stage, I need
someone in the front to stand up

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and pretend like you're a heckler and
wear in a fight. Booster then apparently

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tried out a few outrage poses that's
lame, dude, lame, lame,

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lame, lame, lame. And
I've been at shows where there's plants in

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the audience to move stuff around.
But if you do so, if you

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do that during your show, like
I don't know, I don't know if

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he would do this, but Dan
Booblet junior friend of the show. If

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I got a Dan show and he
goes, hey, do me a favorite,

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get up and say you know I'm
ugly, just so I can slam

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you back. I've been at shows
where that sort of thing happens. But

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if you like, then take that
fake clip and put it on social media

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and act like this is the thing
that actually happened. That's lame. More

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feistiness comedian Elaine Boosler. Remember Elaine
Boosler was the last time you heard that

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name? Anyway, She says she
was handcuffed and nearly thrown in the slammer

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is the word being used after showing
up to the Dodger game on Sunday.

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She said she went there to see
Dodgers versus Mets, but was stopped by,

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in her opinion, a power hungry
stadium security guard over her baseball theme

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purse. Have you been to a
baseball game in the last decade. Yeah,

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I agree, there are power hungry
stadium security people. I don't go

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to games anymore. Like I'm a
Mets fan. You're not allowed to bring

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a computer, Dude. I work
in New York City. I bring a

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laptop everywhere, and it's not like
there's a good system for like, oh,

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I showed up at the stadium and
I have a laptop here. Once

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you go to bag check or something
not, you can't bring it a bag.

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So I just don't go to the
games. Boozler said she was refused

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entry because the item didn't meet the
venue's clear bag policy. She was told

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she'd either take it back to her
car or throw it away. I mean,

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they're taking a back to your cars. Not the worst thing now here

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in New York City. If I
went to a Mets game, I would

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take the subway from my job in
Manhattan. There is no car. Boozler

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didn't like this. She felt she
should get special treatment after all the free

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work she's done for the team over
the years, like singing the national anthem

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and participating in their celebrities softball games. She raised the stink. She was

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told she'd be arrested if she didn't
leave, and she replied, fine,

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arrest me. Boosler said she was
cuffed and taken to the Dodger Stadium offices

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to be formally charged for trespassing.
As she waited two hours to learn her

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fate, she made jokes that didn't
land well with the Dodgers police Gestapo whatever

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they wear. Gestapo might be a
little bit of a strong word there,

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Johnny Mack. Won't you relax?
Okay? Boozler said the officers were nice

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throughout the process, which she chalked
up to white privilege. Boosler said she

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was told she wouldn't have to go
to jail she left the stadium, which

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she agreed to do. She called
a ride, all right, So now

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we know she didn't have a car
and got out of there. Boozler has

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called for the security guard to be
fired. I wrote a couple substacks.

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The substack is free. The link
is in the show notes. What's the

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substack, Johnny Mac? It's a
blog of sorts. I pontifica about the

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media. Mondays was all just honestly
promoting the podcast company. Today's is about

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streaming shows on Netflix et cetera,
and a little bit about Taylor Swift.

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Speaking about Taylor Swift, I listen
to her new album over the weekend.

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Follow Taylor Swift Today wherever you get
your podcast. They've been covering all the

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various deep dives on the Secret Messages. Now I have a theory about the

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song, Who's Afraid of Little Old
Media? Like that one? That one

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stuck in my head. I think
it's about Joe Coy. You know why.

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One time Joe Coy host at the
Golden Globe. But I'm not going

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there. You guys don't want me
to do the joke. I'm not going

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to do the joke, not doing
it. I had insomnia the other night

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and listen to a lot of podcasts. I really enjoyed Joe Rogan with Tucker

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Carlson. You thought I was gonna
say Neil brnna know with Tucker Carlson.

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Now, I am not a Tucker
Carlson fan. I find Tucker Carlson to

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be the kind of guy that would
chop in Springfield and try and sell them

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a mono rail. He seems like
that kind of person to me. Never

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met him, but that's how he
comes across. Not a fan but when

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I have insomnia, I like things
that aren't loud. And Joe and Tucker

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had a nice reasoned conversation. They
talked about UFOs. I found it interesting.

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They talked about the homeless problem in
Los Angeles and I thought some great

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points were made by both gentlemen.
Then they got into what's his name,

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the conspiracy guy, Alex Jones,
and I was like, Eh, not

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really down on this section here,
but it was a good listen. I

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haven't gotten a Neil Brandan yet.
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it for today. Maybe I'll pull
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joke thieves. I wrote a note
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I'll put it in the notes.
Remind may Do that I'm behind on

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my Tim Dillon podcast listening. But
the folks at OutKick has said that Dylan

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made fun of Disney adults, quoting
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Dilan said, all the food in
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Disney, it's bad. The rise
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reason you think it's good is because
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good. Even if you have children, you should be rolling your eyes.

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Your kids should be happy, should
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artless person. The kid should be
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or daughter, your non binary child, and you'd take a photo of them,

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and you're happy. But that should
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you should go. It's hots lines
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is the most magical place in the
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want so far away from me.
I also checked out whatever the new Lonely

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Island recap podcast with Seth Myers Whiz
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listen to the episode of Lazy Sunday
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The Lonely Island eides might be great. Seth is not good at hosting a

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podcast, so I bailed on that
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Jimmy Carr. I'm guessing that because
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the sharpest, quickest minds working in
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to dig down deep in the mechanics
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audience is a genius, and then
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with my own thumb yet. We'll
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George Lopez's show over the Weekend at
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a medical emergency. I tried to
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I hope you're doing okay. George
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Here's a clip. I love walking
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I like to try and get my
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who likes walking at night, I
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thoughts of your own murder. He
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I feel like you guys are like, no, we don't think like

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that all the time. We just
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There's two reasons I feel frightened a
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Number One, I have a father
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murder. I know that parents worry
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Anytime I phone my dad on a
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me is, don't get murdered and
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If you get nervous w to night, here's a fact I comfort myself was

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and I'm always trying to comfort D
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it. Statistically, you're so much
more likely to be kelled by the guy

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you came to the gag weft tonight. So if anything, get your record

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and shoes on, get out of
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That is fun. The jokes are
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for those jokes. Tighten it up
a little bit from Fox News, your

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home for comedy news. Far left
comedian and actor Michael Rappaport delivered a stern

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message to anti Israel college protesters and
a social media post warning them they would

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help deliver former President Trump the election. In a video rap report said,

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you know it's going to be great
when D stained Donald Trump. Now I'm

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trying to figure out what D stained
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I mean I have a guess of
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D But what does that even mean? What is d stain? Am I

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missing something? When d stained Donald
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for him, but when he does
win and he's gonna when the screaming and

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yelling that you F word, P
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miserable, mother F word on college
campuses are doing now, Michael, Michael

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chillax, Dude, that's one,
two, three, four, five words

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out of seven got bleaped. You
need to chill, he said. When

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the screaming and yelling that you people
on college campuses are doing now, The

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screaming that you're doing at Jews about
free palace dying, the screaming that you're

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doing at Zinus is nothing compared to
the screaming you're going to be doing come

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November when de stained Donald Trump wins
presidency because of you, Because of you,

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that is Michael Rappaport via Fox News. Okay, sources tell the Hollywood

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Reporter that this Office reboot thing is
actually happening. I suppose that they've cast

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two members of the ensemble comedy.
One of them is Sabrina and Patchatory we

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know her from The White Lotus and
Domal Gleeson from the Rise of Skywalker.

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He's General Hawks, isn't he.
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Hawks. The wimpy guy. Well, he'll be in the new, new,

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new office. It's unclear where this
will air. It's unclear when it

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will air. But it's not like
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different office. Which is the way
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I don't know if you said in
Scranton you happen to go to Kevin's

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Bar. You can do that kind
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own thing. Oh my goodness,
I just looked at the wraw time.

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All right, I'm dropping the final
story. We're done. I gotta go.

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There's a lot of content for not
playing eighty five clips out of the

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Melbourne Comedy Festival. Okay, I'll
meet you back here tomorrow. How do

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I lock out? I can't remember. I'm frenzied today. What do I

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usually say here? See tomorrow?
I guess I just say see you tomorrow,

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all right, see tomorrow.