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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with Today's
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Daily Comedy News. On today's show, Kat Williams calls Jamie
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Fox clone. Dave Chappelle's gonna host SNL this weekend. Bill Engvall,
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are you unretired? What's going on there? Rob Schneider is
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man at the insurance companies in California? And yes, I
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have new opening theme music from the DC and band.
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Welcome guys. All right, let's dive in on the latest
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stop on his tour, Kat Williams made fun of Jamie Fox.
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Kat said he cried like a baby five minutes into
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Jamie Special what had happened was, adding that he didn't
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know what to think of it. Kat claims he was
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not invited to Jamie Fox's special as they knew not
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to include him in the Shenanigans and that he wouldn't
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quote participate. According to Sports Kadia and Cat alleged that
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Jamie hosted butt naked basketball parties, which is what made
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Cat realize he's not the same type of person as
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Jamie Fox. According to this recap, despite being in the
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same profession and loving basketball, Jamie Fox never mentioned naked
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basketball parties to me, maybe I wasn't invited to them.
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I don't know, never heard even a whisper about such
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a thing. I'd have to go back and look and
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see how long I worked with Fox in his camp.
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But if I had a guess right now, probably five years.
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I know I went to at least three Super Bowls
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with those folks. And I've been to Jamie Fox's parties,
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and I don't recall ever seeing anyone naked at a
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Jamie Fox party. I believe me as a married dude,
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were there naked people, I would remember apparently. Kat also
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joked that Jamie's wealth has secured him a spot in
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the Illuminati, and Cat joked that he wouldn't mind getting
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himself in the Illuminati to get rid of a few
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secrets of his own. Dave Chappelle's gonna host SNL on Saturday,
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interesting timing with an inauguration coming up on Monday. This
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will be Dave's fourth time hosting the show. He hosted
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post election shows in twenty sixteen and twenty twenty hosted
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one other time in twenty twenty two. I'm sure that
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will garner a lot of attention. The week after Timothy
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Schallomy will be the host and the musical act. Timothy
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Shallo may not a musician, but he isn't that Bob
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Dylan biopic, So speculation here in the basement is he
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will perform as Bob Dylan. That could be fun. Meanwhile,
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NBC is launching an immersive studio eight h inspired experience
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to give SNL fans the chance to feel what it's
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like to host the show. The press release says, from
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the thrill of hearing your name announced as you burst
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through the stage doors to rolling a chair up to
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the weekend update desk, every attendee will experience both the
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on camera magic and off camera rush of SNL, with
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surprises and callbacks around every corner that celebrates fifty years
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of fame, sketches, and the signature spontaneous nature that's defined
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the series since nineteen seventy five. This sounds like a
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good time. They share some FAQs. All right, when is
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this the answer? It'll run from January thirtieth, a Thursday,
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through Sunday, February second, from one until nine. That's not
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very long. That's three and two four days where the
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answer it will be held at Rockefeller Center with an
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exact address to be revealed at a later date. Reservations
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become available today, January fourteenth, at noon. Reservations are free
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and available to the public on a first come, a
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first surf basis. So get move in and I hope
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you downloaded the podcast at three oh five am Eastern
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when I publish it. Here's a mystery. I saw that
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the Pearl River Resort announced Bill Engvall is performing comedy
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February first at eight pm. The reason that's interesting to
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me is that Bill retired from comedy at the end
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of twenty twenty three. I went over to Bill Engvall's
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website and there are four dates on his website, so
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perhaps Bill is back. Speaking of blue collar I'm scheduled
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to record with Larry the Cable Guy, a friend of mine,
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on Thursday, so right now the plan is that'll be
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Saturday's episode. I'm tight with the cable camp, so you know,
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unless there's unforeseen circumstances, that's pretty much a lock. I
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just jinxed it. Fox Nation. Jimmy Falla has a new
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special Night of Comedy, a ninety minute comedy special streaming
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exclusively on Fox Nation. As per the show's description, the
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special has no no rules, no themes, and nothing is
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off limits. Also appearing on the show, Anthony Ridia, Adam Carolla,
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and Jim Brewer, Fella says we had Fox put this
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night of comedy together because we want to be able
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to laugh about things going on in the country, and
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comedy is a way of bringing people together because we
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don't agree on a lot. Got a pretty robust second
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half for you, but I'll take you into the break
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with this one. Pat McAfee had Tony Hinchcliff on the
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alternative broadcast of the Ohio State Texas football game, and
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Pat asked Tony about the incidents. I haven't talked to
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you since then. We had fun. What was that the
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week or two before we were having a blast. I
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was on top of the world. I was a Mariah.
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Where are you now though, now you're back on top? Oh? Yeah,
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I assume some places do not feel that way. But hey,
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that's comedy, baby, that is comedy. There's only one little
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island I can't go to. R Yeah. I think that's
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probably for the rest of your life. The beautiful place.
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Beautiful beautiful. Yeah, I'm sure you do. Hation there. I
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love the place. I loved the people. I think you
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go ahead and take that off the list of facnationing points.
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Queen Yours in UK, viewers of the Mass Singer think
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they have figured out who Bear is after spotting three clues.
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Behar performed a musical number from Oliver on the first week,
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Then the next week did Will Smith's Miami fans think
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Bear is comedian and rapper Ben Bailey Smith. One watcher
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took to Red and said Ben Bailey Smith is a
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rapper and comedian. He wrote a children's book called I
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Am Bear, and he supports Crystal Palace. However, some Messinger
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fans are convinced that Bear is actually East Enders actor
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Richard Blackwood, who's also known for his rapping skills. Bill
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Moore put out a special on Max over the weekend.
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I even watched Max over the weekend and I don't
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think they put it in front of me. If they did,
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I just didn't stare at it. Celon didn't like it.
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Their headline the lazy comedy of Bill mooher. As anyone
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else seeing this, Coson complaints instead of jokes. The special
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is what giving up. But the concepts of a planned
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stage looks like wow. Salon writes, Bill Moore has completed
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his metamorphosis into Abraham Simpson. That's Grandpa. Salon writes, has
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this for breaking news. Mar Hatess cancel culture which doesn't exist,
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and wokeism the exhausted right wing specter none can define.
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He announces his professor support of the trans community in
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the same way every other hack comic does, in that
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he says the obligatory words to make the audience comfortable
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with the uninspired observations that followed on me defends his
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lance by saying, I'm a noticer. That's what I do.
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That's what I'm supposed to do, skipping ahead, and I
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think there's a pretty good joke in here. Salon writes,
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it takes time and talent to blaze new approaches to headlines.
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We've forgotten about railing against trans fats. And here's the joke.
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I like, Which are fats that hate? Dave Chappelle doesn't
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qualify as a new approach. I kind of like that joke, although,
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and I'm not a comedian, but I would have flipped
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the order there from my punchline and I would have
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gone with which are fats that Dave Chappelle hates? Anyway?
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This is a long negative review you'll find on Salon.
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Jay Leno was on Bill Maher's podcast and revealed he
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only gets four hours of sleep a night. Mari asleto
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he only sleep four hours right, Jay said, I've been
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up since four. I went to bed last night at midnight.
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Leno says he usually goes to bed around two or
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three in the more, but decided to go to bed
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midnight the night prior. When he woke up, he said,
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he spent the early hours just dragging my butt around,
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reading and doing stuff. Maris said, don't you feel crappy?
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Leno said no. Maris said, don't you drink coffee? Leno
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said nope, no hot liquids. Lenno apparently does not like
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hot liquids. He said he also doesn't like soup, adding
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that soup is just a way to screw you out
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of a meal. That's my attitude. It's just a way
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to screw you out of a meal. I could have
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something to eat, but you give me a dish that's wet. Okay, thanks. Pete.
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Lee was on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and
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shared that his house had burned down. Lee told the audience,
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I don't mean to be a bummer. This is a
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comedy show. I'm a comedian, but my house burned down yesterday.
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This appearance was on January ninth. The audience then was
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audibly sad. Pete joke, that was the most studio audience
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response I've ever heard. That was like a game show
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where it went to zero to bankrupt. He shared what
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was like watching his house burn on TV. Pete said,
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the anchor was in front of my house, and he's like,
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some people are finding out right now that their home
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is burning by watching this broadcast. And I'm watching over
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a friend. I'm like, yeah, that's me, that's my house.
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My friend goes, which one is your house? And I
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know the orange one. Lee said being on the tonight
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show was therapeutic for him. It gave him something to
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focus on. And you're a great friend, Jimmy, You're a
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great man. I love you. Pete is coping doing what
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comedians do, writing jokes, he told Fouln. And there are
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gonna be people with already the jokes I've said making
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light of this that are going to be mad at
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me because they're gonna go, hey, you're making fun of
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a tragedy. Too soon my house burned down. I could
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tell jokes about this, so Mike coping. Yeah, yesterday I
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was crying, and then I just kept writing down jokes.
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I hope people won't think this is tasteless, and he
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pulled out some notes to workshop his new wildfire theme set.
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His jokes include when your house burns down, dry, January
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is over shrinking like prohibition was going to start tomorrow.
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Pete then returned to the stage after the break and
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did a stand up set and got a standing ovation
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from the audience. Dean Cole shared about being hospitalized and
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then being forced to evacuate his home due to the wildfires.
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Also on January ninth, his fifty third birthday, he went
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on Insta and posted thank you for all the birthday
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well wishes. I sure could use them. Then the next night,
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he shared that he had to evacuate his house because
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of the wildfires, writing in another post they had collected
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a few important items from his house, including flowers given
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to him by his mom before she passed away. In
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twenty twenty one, he captured the video This day is devastating.
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Left the hospital earlier as sick as f went home,
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then had to pack what I could to evacuate. As
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I drove away, I saw the fire rising from behind
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my house. It's a nightmare. I got the flowers my
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mom gave me before she passed, though Dion Charity canceled
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his birthday party. Doesn't feel right to do my birthday
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party while people are losing everything they own and myself
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being under a high alert from my own home. Pre
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for the families. Rob Schneider is not happy with the
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insurance companies. He posted on Twitter, if you State Farm,
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screw you and all your phony commercials. You are a
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pile of crap for canceling insurance policies of Californians. I
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will never use State Farm insurance ever again. See Ann
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reported between twenty twenty and twenty twenty two insurers canceled
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two point eight million home coverage policies in California, including
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more than five hundred and thirty thousand in La County.
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Barons reported State Farm, who Rob Schneider's man at, canceled
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seventy two thousand policies in California, nearly half of which
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were for home insurance. There's some discussion about whether or
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not awards season should happen or not. The Grammys announced
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that they will have the Grammys on February second. I
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was curious, is Trevor Noah back? And they haven't announced
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a host yet. Today's January fourteenth and February second is
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what lazy math? Two and a half weeks away? You
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know what? Why don't you call Joe Coy and they'd
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be mad at him when he's not awesome at it
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when you all give him two weeks to prep. Nicki
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Glazer is in hosting forum. I'd love to see Nikki
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host the Grammys. Plus Taylor Swift will be there. Oh wait,
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if Taylor Swift's gonna be there? No, no, no, no,
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please please please call Joe Coy. Please, you gotta see
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me in the basement here. I'm like John Oliver at
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his most giddy right now. Yes, please please call Joe Coy.
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That would be amazing. And that is your comedy news
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