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It's Monday the thirteenth, which feels like it should be
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a thing, but Monday the thirteenth's not a thing. Johnny MACKA, Hello,
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this is your daily Comedy News, a daily briefing on
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stand up comedy comedians on the comedy industry. He said,
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it's the algorithm Loves. They put out a trailer for
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this Kevin Hart thing, Funny af This is the comedy
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competition on Netflix where they're gonna pick the next great
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stand up And let me tell you, I think this
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trailer's really good. I'm surprised. I'm surprised at myself because
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they tend to be a hater about such things. Why
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are you such a hater, Johnny Mack. Here's why. Because
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they used to have these things on NBC last Comic
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Standing and a bunch of those, and people would come
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to me and be like, hey, Johnny Mack, how come
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you're not playing so and so on the Comedy Channel?
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And I'd be like, because so and so has got
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eight seconds of good material and you saw it on
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TV last night. I get it. On this show, Kevin
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Hart is joined by Keagan Michael keat Thomp Sagora, kamil On,
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Johnny Chelsea Handler, and Nikki Glazer, and they're on the
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trailer and about to play for you. I think we
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hear We definitely hear Kamal Chelsea, and I think we
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hear Keegan. I don't think we hear Sigora and Glazer
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in this trailer, but I watched it about three hours ago,
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so maybe I'm forgetful. Anyway, this is a little long,
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but good. Let's listen. Funny a ed is the search
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for the next great stand up? To me, we have
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an opportunity to discover who the next person could be.
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The competition on Netflix for a large prize. What is
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this squid game? There's never been a comedy competition that
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actually captures the real grind of stand up. I don't
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have anything else.
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There's no backup plan.
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I swow ice cream.
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Hopefully I ain't got to do that.
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No moment. Is this person that's winning getting a Netflix special?
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Great? When were you gonna.
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Tell me that?
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Joining me or some of my friends who also happen
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to be some of the most trusted voices in comedy.
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When we go to Chicago, can I write in your
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private job?
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Okay? So let's talk offline. We figure it out. Okay.
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I used to work ed an STD center. Maybe some
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of you recognize me. Some people have that thing. Now
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you'll the honest crowd. This is the type of crowd
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in MAS Comedians drop home with no music. It's how
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you surprised us. Every race God hateable things.
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East As is very smart, but they drive their kids
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too hard.
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Right, Black people are perfect.
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Yours vote on who will win it all? I'm not
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going out without a fight, can't. I got back up.
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It will be one winner. This person is going to
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be conque of us, the next household name.
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This is an opportunity will you be ready for?
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When you started talking, I was like, I don't think
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Kevin knows what he's gonna say it, but that was
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very inspiring. I mean I've read things inspiring.
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Well, I've actually thought about this well.
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Like, do you know it's my show? Kevin Art joined
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by Keith and Michael Key, Tom Sigour, Camilan and Johnny,
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Chelsea Handler and Nikki Glazer. They will be special guest judges.
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The series premiere is April twentyeth. New episodes released over
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the course of three weeks. The semi final and finale
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live on Netflix at nine Eastern May fourth and fifth.
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Viewers around the world will be able to vote in
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real time during the live shows for their favorite standup comedian,
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and the winner will be announced live on the fifth,
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which means Johnny Mexican have to work nighttime and he
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doesn't like that. There are a lot of contestants here.
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Let's see, you're not going to know these names. I'm
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not going to read off fifty names. But out of
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New York City, you've got a guy from Queen's, two
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guys from Queens. Wait, Leonard Ootz is on this thing.
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Leonard's been around for twenty years. Leonard's really good. But
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this is Oh wait, Kaitln wait, hold on, I got
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to back up. I gotta read this. I was scrolling
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down at names that I didn't recognize. But Kaitlin Palufo
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has been around, Leonard Ootz has been around for twenty
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years at least, and Asama Sadik out of Brooklyn has
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been around. There's some of your New York contestants. Now,
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my New York snobbery is coming out because the Queen's
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people are like, we're from Queens. The Brooklyn people who
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are saying we're from Brooklyn, and some people are saying
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I'm from New York City, New York, which means you're
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not a real New Yorker, you're a transplant living in Manhattan.
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Because Leonard Oitz says he's from Horrlem, New York. Now,
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if you don't know the geography, he could have just
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said I'm from New York, New York or Manhattan as well,
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but he said Hornlem, which is very specific and tells
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me something about Leonard Dowitz, who I'm going to root
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for it because I find him really funny. We have
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LA contestants. Let me see here if I recognize any names. Nope, Chicago.
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And what's interesting is under the Chicago contestants we seem
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to have leftover. See, all the New York people are
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from New York or New Jersey in the New York suburbs.
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The LA people are all from LA. And then there's
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the Chicago contestants, which include people from Brooklyn, New York,
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and Atlanta, Georgia and Austin, Texas. And so it seems
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like Chicago is the cash hall, which is weird because
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Chicago is a great comedy city. In New York City, Tonight,
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it's the Gordon of Dreams at Radio City Music Hall.
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Headliners include John Oliver, the New York Times favorite political commentator,
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Andrew Schultz. Also Ronnie Chang is Zarn't a garg back
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from the Ria Commed Festival, Josh Johnson, and Eliza Slessinger.
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Steve sharipa friend of mine, worked with him, been in
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his car. He is the event's host. Love Steve Chris
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has been encouraging me to tell more stories. All right,
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So here we are. We're in Las Vegas. We're out there.
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We're doing the Wise Guys Show. I don't remember why
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I wind up in Steve Shirippa's car. I don't know
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if he's driving me back to the hotel or we
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had to go to his whatever he's driving and I'm
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riding shotgun and I will never forget this. And I
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have told this to people over the years. Steve, I
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hope I'm not telling a story out of school here,
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but it's been twenty years. You'll be okay, and Steve
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goes Johnny. People think I'm rich, and don't get me wrong.
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When we do the show, meaning the Sopranos, I'm paid
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really well. Then we make ten of them, and then
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I set around for two years and I went, huh, interesting,
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good guy, really really good guy. Steve Sharipa in empress
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release said, the Garden of Dreams Foundation has impacted the
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lives of hundreds of thousands of young people in their
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families in the Tri State area of the last twenty years.
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And it's incredible events like Garden of Laughs that helped
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make that possible. Friend of the Show, Mark, Now, Jamarco,
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we're watching. We're gonna see if you go Gaffigan because
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people know that you've been on the show. I think
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it's four times now. We got to see. At some
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point I'm gonna be on this very podcast in my
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basement going yeah, I can't get John Marco on the
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show anymore, and that's how we'll know he has made it.
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But so far, cool guy still comes on. And good
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news for a friend of the show John Marco Ciresi.
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The downside, his weekly podcast is moving to Vox Media's
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podcast network. Now why that's good news. I mean, you
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and I don't care, but it means he's gonna make
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a lot more money. The Box people they have big
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podcasts that make money. Box Media put out a presser
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saying the podcast embraces the negatives of life with humor
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and honesty, and is a place where complaining is encouraged,
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negativity is celebrated, and silver linings are debunked. Fox Media
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takes over sales, marketing, and distribution for the podcast. The
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podcast was previously with comedy podcast network Hitgum. John Marco
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Soresi said, I'm thrilled to join a network that grants
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Oh no, that's a half assed millennium pression, and John
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Marco doesn't sound like milleni at all. We've established this.
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John Marco said, I'm thrilled network that grants us a
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completely unearned air of intelligence. His YouTube channel has one
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point three eight million subscribers. His instagram has one point
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two million followers. Lilian zoo These, vice president of podcast
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Vox Media, said, JN Marco and Russell have built a
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hilarious and smart show where complaining has never been more fun.
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They're dynamic with their guests and genuine affection for each
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other makes every episode a reliably good time. You could
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tell that she gets the vibe. You could tell Lillian
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has listened to a lot of episodes of the show
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and as a big fan. You could tell we're excited
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to partner and build on their success to bring the
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downside to audiences everywhere. Uh huh, gab Iglesias. He's launching
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a family friendly fast channel, Fluffy TV. Now, if you
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don't know what a fast channel is, you know if
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you go on two B or one of those, there's
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these things that like will just be like streaming Colombo
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all day. Those are fast channels. On Fluffy TV, audiences
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will find programming including classic and contemporary comedy films, stand
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up specials, sketch comedy, and original series. I will be
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shocked if they throw any money and put an original
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series on this thing. I'm saying that loud.
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Now.
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Maybe they'll produce something that will air on Netflix and
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repurpose it, but they're not going to produce something for
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a fast channel. There's not that much money in these things.
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I don't buy it. Fluffy TV will be wherever you
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get your fast channels, including Amazon Prime, Google TV, Optimum Stream,
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the Roku Channel, tv O plus, Xfinity X one, et cetera,
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et cetera.
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I bought a house with that money, so I don't
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care what you say.
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FUSE Media's chief business Officer Patrick Courtney said, Gabriel Iglacias
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is one of the top most beloved comics in the world.
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Fluffy TV brings that spirited to fast, creating a widely
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appealing channel where audiences can come together for comedy that
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feels inclusive, joyful, and authentic. Gab Igalacias said, I've always
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believed comedy is better when everyone could be in on
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the joke. Fluffy TV is the kind of channel you
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can turn on with your friends, your parents, your kids,
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whoever's in the room. It's packed with stand up movies
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and shows that are made to make people laugh together.
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It is unclear if the channel will be available in
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Saudi Arabia. Saturday Night Live has announced the rest of
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the lineup. I g I heard that one. I got
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that one in Saturday Night Live as it has the
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lineup before the rest of the year, and boy, it's
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a good one. It's so good. I think Lauren should
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call it a day. I know I say that once
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a year. May sewond Olivia Rodrigo is host and musical guest.
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My daughter will be all over that episode. Matt Damon
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hosts on May ninth. Musical guest Noah Khan. I've got
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Noah con tickets this summer. Matt Damon will be promoting
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Christopher Nolan's highly anticipated film The Honysty, which hits theaters
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July seventeenth. Noah Khan's fourth album, The Great Divide, is
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out April twenty fourth, and then to close out the
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season on May sixteenth. How's this for a lineup? Will
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Ferrell and Paul McCartney. Will Ferrell is promoting his new
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comedy series The Hawk, which will be on Netflix this summer.
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Paul McCartney promoting The Boys of Dungeon Lane, an album
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out May twenty ninth. Lauren Michaels are you listening? I
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know Lauren listens. He doesn't miss an episode of this, Lauren,
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Will and McCartney. That's gonna crush. You're not gonna top that.
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It's only gonna get worse. What are you gonna do?
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Have Morsello as do Domingo. Get out. It's been a
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good run. You're eighty one, eighty two years old? Now
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how old's Louren Michael's Lauren is eighty one years old?
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Lauren get out? Have everybody go, Oh my god. That
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was the greatest thing with Will and McCartney and McCartney
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can do like a seventeen minute version of hate You
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to wrap up this show. Everyone will be like, how
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great was that? And then you walk away and then
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next year everyone will be like, wow, snow really sucks.
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I mean, Ashley pe D is okay, but Marcel Ornandez
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does one thing, one thing well. And what's going on
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here in Chloe Feynman? Uh yeah, get out, get Out,
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get Out, get out boy. That was fun. I bumped
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five stories, which means I have a lot for tomorrow already.
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The Moon Tower Comedy Festival, it's kinda started, but really
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kicks into gear on the fifteenth. They put out some
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pressers and we're told, this isn't just a comedy festival.
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It's a choose your own adventure of stand up legends,
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rising stars, podcasters, sketch chaos, karaoke fueled late nights, and yes,
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actual goblins at happy hour. They announced second Wave headliners.
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So these are the people that didn't make the initial
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press release. We're told second Wave headliners. The twenty twenty
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six the lineup gets even wilder. Your second Wave headliners
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include Meg Statler you may know her from Hacks, Sarah Sherman.
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You may know her from Saturday Night Live, Lucy Dorling.