June 12, 2026
Knicks Comedy Crowd - Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, Jimmy Fallon PLUS Maron on Ending His Podcast, and Tony Hinchcliffe Special Review
Johnny Mac opens Daily Comedy News reacting to the amazing New York Knicks game and notes comedians and celebrities in attendance including Adam Sandler, Jerry Seinfeld, Jimmy Fallon, Tracy Morgan, Chris Rock, Amy Schumer, Rainn Wilson, and Taylor Swift. He mentions a viral clip of Seinfeld telling a pro-Palestinian streamer “It doesn’t exist.” He recounts Tracy Morgan’s controversial comments about teachers during a CNN/Variety Actors on Actors chat with Marcelo Hernandez. Variety interviews Marc Maron about ending his podcast, resisting new deals, and shaping his special Panicked. Mac discusses his own cat-separation routine at home, reads a one-star DM Talkies review of Tony Hinchcliffe’s Netflix special Man of the People, and announces Saturday “explainer” deep-dive episodes starting with Shane Gillis. He gives “comedy stock market” buys (USMNT, Knicks, Stef Tolev) and plugs upcoming releases from Edy Modica and Jemele Johnson.
00:00 Knicks Night Intro
00:22 Celebs Courtside Buzz
01:24 Seinfeld Palestine Clip
01:41 Tracy Morgan Teacher Rant
02:32 Behind The Mic Chaos
03:06 Marc Maron Ends Podcast
03:59 Maron Special Panic
04:38 Marc Maron Cat Update
05:14 Tony Hinchcliffe Review
08:31 Summer Deep Dive Plan
10:30 Comedy Stock Market Picks
12:00 New Specials And Albums
13:14 Wrap Up And Signoff
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Callarogas shock media. Man, how about those New York Knicks. Hello,
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I'm Johnny Man with your tailely comedy news. I'm still
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buzzing about that game. We're gonna talk about that game.
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Let me just try and focus on about comedy a
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little bit. Adam Sandler was at the game in front
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of the show Scott Beckett, who was texting with me
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after midnight. First of all, that I was even up
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after midnight watching the post game show. After that next
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game the other night, Wow, Sandler was at the game,
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and the Athletics review said, I feel like I just
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watched uncut gems again after the game. As the legend
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of the great dramatic actor Adam Sandler continues to take rude,
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people are understanding what Adam Sandler is good at and
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what he's terrible at, and what he's terrible at is,
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of course, comedy. So many comedians were at the game Sandler.
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Of course, Jerry Seinfeld was on camera a lot, Jimmy Fallon,
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Tracy Morgan, of course. I saw a different list that
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said Amy Schumer was there someplace, Rain Wilson, Chris Rock,
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Oh yeah, Chris Rock was on camera, and Taylor Swift
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was there being all kinds of annoying. Somebody said, Taylor
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Swift looks like she googles four seconds before game. How
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do sports fans act? And then she tries to act
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like a sports fan. She's not good at it. Now
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I see circulating on the internet pictures of Taylor from
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like twenty fourteen, proving that she's actually a Knicks fan,
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but she just seems fake. Jerry Seinfeld was at the game.
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As he walked out of the game, a pro Palestinian
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streamer tried to get Jerry to say something about Palestine.
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Jerry told the streamer it doesn't exist. I'm not going
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to get into all that, but the video of the
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incident did go viral on social media. You may have
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seen it. Nicks fan Tracy Morgan in trouble, having nothing
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to do with the Knicks. Tracy was hanging around with
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that guy Marcelo Hernandez who does one thing well and
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one thing only. They were on CNN and Variety's Actors
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on Actors. Marcelo Hernandez revealed that he got scolded by
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teachers for making mischief in school. Tracy Morgan said, you
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know who gave you that voice? No they didn't understand you.
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You had a sense of humor and they couldn't control that.
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God gave that to you. Marcello said, Now look at it,
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I'm getting paid for mischief, Tracy said. And they're still
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making a minimum wage. You know how much them teachers
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are probably making right now? Hernandez said, Man, not enough.
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Tracy Morgan said, I can't stand teachers. You know why,
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because they have a ceiling, a limit. That's all they
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ever going to be. I teach my kids, sky is
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the limit. You can tell Tracy did well in school
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because he said that's all they ever gonna be. Then again,
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Tracy Morgan was court side at the next game. Now,
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if you listen to yesterday's show, you know I was
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kind of vamping. I had my good fastball, and then
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my wife came home. And then it's not that I
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don't love my wife, it's that my wife starts making
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noise upstairs because she lives here. She's allowed to live
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here and make noise, but it throws me off. Normally,
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I have the ouse to myself, phone a record, and
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I get kind of loose the way I am now
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when other people around, and you know, it's distracting. But
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what I'm learning today is it's good that she came
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home because I would have used this Mark Marin story yesterday,
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there's barely anything happening. Good thing I have the Maren
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the story for length. Variety caught up with Mark the
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topic ending his podcast Does he miss It? Mark Maron said,
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I don't find myself freaking out as much. I mean,
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it was a big haul. We did a lot of episodes.
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We did two new episodes a week. I was banking interviews.
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It was all consuming, and anytime you stop something that's
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all consuming, any kind of relationship after sixteen years, there's
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a freedom there. I thought there would be more of
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a panic or more of a sadness, but that really
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didn't happen. Maren says he has resisted pitches to get
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back behind the mic. Maren says there were people that
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wanted to set me up somewhere, or do a deal
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with the old catalog and do new stuff. I don't know.
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format anymore. You know what's special about the format? Mark, Netflix,
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Bunny take it and I don't see if there's any
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reason to compete in the format anymore. We did a thing,
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the more you keep doing it, when it just becomes
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a job just kind of fades away. You'd rather not
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be the guy that people are going, oh, is he
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still doing that? Mark walked away four months too early,
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in my opinion. The kind of feel bad for him.
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He talked about his special Paniced, in which he joked
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that liberals annoyed the average American into fascism. Mark said,
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it's a line that came to me probably a week
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before the special. It came out of nowhere. It was
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quite a gift from whatever muse I'm working with. But
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that was a line that kind of dropped in pretty
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close to showtime. There were a couple other lines seems
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to have resonated that particular line. He said, it took
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two years to build Panic, but he made some tonal
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changes a few weeks before the show. I was constantly
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shaping it. It's sort of the way I do it.
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I kind of keep it fluid and let new things
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happen right up to showtime. If you really look at Panic,
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there's a full special. There's some heavy stuff in there. Man,
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there's stuff in there about death. There's stuff in there
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about having to deal with childhood trauma, there's stuff about
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processing grief. But I do notice the stuff that sticks
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with people is lighter. How are the cats, Mark Marin.
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I have this problem with Charlie and Buster. Charlie wants
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to kill Buster. Buster's the old guy, Sam's middle guy,
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and it was a lot. It was causing me a
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lot of problems. But I put Charlie on a new
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medicine and the advice I was given was to keep
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them separate, but rotate them during the day so they
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each get an equal time in the bigger part of
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the house, and you know, put one in the bedroom
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one of the main house and switch them out. It's
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a bit much, but now I just let the meach
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have a floor. I think Charlie is a lot happier.
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I don't know if it's the medicine or the space,
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but he's happier, and that's good, good news for me.
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There's a lot more to that interview, which is good.
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Here I'll flip the cards over and tell you because
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right now I have nothing for Monday. I don't have
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a single story for Monday right now, So you might
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hear me talking about Mark merrin website. DM Talkies watched
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Tony Hinchcliff special. I haven't gotten to it yet. I've
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got a list I have to watch that Josh Johnson,
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Hannah Berner, and Dylan in the Facebook group will remind
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me what else I haven't watched yet. I've been watching
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The Knicks. Did I mention that? So spoilers here, I'm
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gonna spoil you. I'm gonna spoil me. Let's see what
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DM Talkies thought of Tony Hinchcliff's Man of the People
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on Netflix. Well, their subheader is does disqualify as comedy
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now and they gave it one star out of five.
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Though I think we know where this is going. But
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let me see what DM Talkies does, and I don't know,
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let me do it in some sort of I rate character.
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Tony Hinchcliff Man of the People barely qualifies as a
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stand up comedy special. Technically, sure, it's a stand up
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comedy special because it was a guy standing on that stage. See,
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this is the kind of stuff I can't do in
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my wife's home. If she's home, she's just sitting on
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the couch on our iPad. I can't get into this character.
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I just can't do it. He is trying to make
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people laugh, and it's being presented to us in the
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form of a Netflix special. But the man in question
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is so spineless and the jokes are so unfunny that
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it's hard to see what makes this event so special?
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Is this this bad? I thought I saw Dylan in
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the group say that it was pretty good or okay,
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let me check. I don't want to put words in
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Dylan's mouth. Hold on, oh no, oh no, no, not
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oh no, oh good. I just see here. An hour ago,
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as I record this, Dylan posted a list of somebody's
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top comedians of the twenty first century. That's some good
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filler if I have nothing for Monday. All right, here's
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Dylan's scorecard. I'm in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News
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podcast group. Yeah, Tony Hinchcliffe is that at number sixteen
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at an AUS? So who knows? Do we trust Dylan
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man in question is so spineless and the jokes are
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so unfunny that it's hard to see what makes this
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event so special. I don't even know what to say
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about man other people because the whole thing was bad
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from start to finish. Even killed Tony had its moments. Tony,
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in his own stand up special, started off proceedings with
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a joke about him not being gay, seeing his gun
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as his second fallas, and wanting to put it in
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his mouth, not in an homosexual way, but in a
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suicideal way. I didn't laugh at that, but in hindsight,
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I think I should have filled up my quote of
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laughter at that point, because it was all downhill after that. Well,
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based on that, the way that joke was described to
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this reviewer might be correct. I'm gonna watch this thing.
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He followed that up with a crowd interaction bit where
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he assumed the guy's sexual orientation, objectified the woman sitting
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beside that guy, and then compared to another guy sitting
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next to that woman with a mass shooter. And Tony
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did it, the vibes got worse. Being honest, here actually
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fell sorry for all the people who were sitting in
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the front rows. I know they paid for that experience,
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also tell us a Man of the People featured racist jokes,
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praise for Trump, abortion jokes. By the time Tony began
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praising Donald Trump for being the most amazing president of
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all time, I think I probably dozed off, writes the reviewer.
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The review ends with what I'm saying is your jokes
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need to be good enough to justify the lack of theatrics. Really,
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think you can. Recently, the only comic that has successfully
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done that while also using the stage in an intelligent
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fashion is Taylor tunluit'son her latest comedy specials available on Netflix.
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Maybe Tony Hinchcliff and is quote unquote fans should watch
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that as soon as possible to understand what a good
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stand up comedy special looks like. Dave Schpelle's I'm Playing
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in a Park later this summer. By the way, all right,
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we are making lemonade here today. Quick programming note. I
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gonna deal it straight, tell you why I'm doing it.
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If you hate it, let me know in the Facebook
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group or on Spotify Daly Comedy News podcast group. But
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the way search engines are working has changed, and you
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your stuff found, and now it's kind of moving to
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the AI. So I have recorded a few explainer episodes.
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They are deep dives on a single topic. Tomorrow's is
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about Shane Gillis. Then the next week kill Tony, and
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the week after that Joe Rogan, and we'll get into
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some other stuff and I'll talk about a longer plan
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I have there. So the idea is that these episodes
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will do better in search engines, which will help people
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discover the show and the other six days and plus
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completely transparently in the summer especially. You know, I like
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If I didn't do an explainer episode tomorrow, tomorrow would
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be the leftovers from Mark Maren and the David cross story.
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give the show a longer tail. And then off the
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cold beer thing. I had this other thing I wanted
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So that's what's going on. That'll be tomorrow, and with that,
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it is time for the comedy stock market. Comedy stock markets,
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all right, I've got three buy recommendations for you. First,
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buy the US men's national team. It's the World Cup
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