Feb. 2, 2024

Larry David Attacks Elmo ! Mark Normand briefly discusses hoax. Trevor Noah rooting for Trevor Noah!

Larry David Attacks Elmo ! Mark Normand briefly discusses hoax. Trevor Noah rooting for Trevor Noah!

Larry David's Elmo Incident

Larry David at the Paley Fest and Other Events

Mark Normand's Show at The Beacon

Trevor Noah's Grammy Hosting Gig

Roy Wood Jr.'s Thoughts on Political Comedy and The Daily Show

Seafood Corner! Pete Davidson's Visit...

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Larry David's Elmo Incident

Larry David at the Paley Fest and Other Events

Mark Normand's Show at The Beacon

Trevor Noah's Grammy Hosting Gig

Roy Wood Jr.'s Thoughts on Political Comedy and The Daily Show

Seafood Corner! Pete Davidson's Visit

World Famous Comedian Joe Gatto's Controversy

Chris Hardwick's New Gig

Sketchfest Highlights

Rami Youssef's Special Tapes tonight

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Calorouga shark media. Let's get right
to it. Larry David attacked Elmo.

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Hi, I'm Shooney Mack and all
that. The voices you're going to hear

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are the hosts of the Today Show, Larry David, Elmo and a character

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that apparently is Elmo's father named Louis. Louis is the one that says I'm

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going to sue him for assault.
Let's listen, all right, let's go

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over to Alpha check of the weather. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

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wait wait. Don't you before ask
permission? Ask permission before you touch people?

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Larry talk about all right, you've
gone too far this time that somebody

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have to do it. Anybody really
surprised He's gonna sue y'all for the teaser.

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I'm gonna suit him for that's right, Louie. Oh alright, let's

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shut show you what's happening. Weatherwise. Didn't see that coming. If you

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watch the video, they cut back
and forth. Apparently Larry was on the

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set next to the couch waiting to
do his one on one, and he

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came over and threw a fake punch
at Elmo. He deliberately missed. He

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clearly wasn't trying to actually hit Elmo. The Today Show host didn't know how

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to react a few times, the
cuts of al Broker standing in front of

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the weather map out didn't know what
to do, and the whole thing is

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insane, lots of fun. Speaking
of Larry David, he will be at

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the Paley Fest. It is the
annual television festival hosted by the Paley Center

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of Media. Mentioned this yesterday,
but there's some other cool things this year's

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line up. April twelfth of The
Morning Show, The Apple Thing, April

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thirteenth, Loki the fourteenth, Young
Sheldon also on the fourteenth, Avatar,

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The Last Airbender on the fifteenth,
Late Night with Seth Myers, eighteenth is

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Kurb and April nineteenth, Family Guy's
twenty fifth anniversary celebration. The New York

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Post apparently has decided to start covering
comedy in a way different than what they

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did in the past. That they
send somebody to Mark Norman show at the

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Beacon, and I believe this is
the first time we've heard Mark Norman address

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the silly stunt. Last week at
New York Comedy Club, when the crowd

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was evacuated, Mark Norman said,
I went viral for I don't know thirteen

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hours, some bullsh and then he
trailed off, says the Post. Eventually

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Britney Spears took a crap at a
hotel lobby and it was all good.

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Now, what I think is new
for the Post is they covered Mark Norman's

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opening acts. Matt Ruby went up
first. They quote one of his jokes,

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joking about lack of success with long
term relationships. Apparently Matt's joke told

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much better than I. Well,
the first six months are easy. Just

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feels like you're on drugs right,
like you're on molly. After living together

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for years. It feels like you
took molly and you're stuck on the subway.

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You're like, how is this ecstasy? And oh my god, I

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feel trapped. Please let me out, all right? Next up, Phil

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Hanley talked about dating. He proposed
the idea that a relationship is probably near

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over once you make a pros and
cons list. He said, I did

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that with my ex. I was
like, pro, she's by con polar.

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That's a good joke. The Post
writes people were already near choking on

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laughter by the time Mark Norman rat
on the stage. The forty year old

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New Yorker's notoriously nasally voice was enough
to set the crowd into a rapture of

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enthusiasm. Does Mark Norman have a
notoriously nasally voice? I know he's got

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a very noticeable delivery style, but
I never thought about nasally voice from Mark

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Norman. I opened for Seinfeld here
a couple of years ago. Now I'm

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headlining and he's in the tunnels.
He joked about Joe Biden worried about World

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War three. Don't be The president
has military experience. He served in the

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Civil War. He then joked about
environmental activist Greta Tuneberg, making an OnlyFans

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joke. It said, Dori,
she's twenty one years old. She's of

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age. It's fine, man,
I thought she was nine. The Post

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says what makes Mark Norman special is
that he has cleverly evaded most cancible offenses

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while towing the line of decency.
Sure are some things teeter on the offensive,

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but the reality is that Mark Norman
is just as likely to dunk on

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one group of people as the other, and the net effect being that it's

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near impossible to loathe him for political
incorrectness. Yes, that is comedy in

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The New York Post says he's just
making jokes after all. Amen. Then

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the Post adds with this weird tag
to the article. They wrote, eager

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to find out what he thinks about
Caitlyn Jenner, Governor Abbott, Nikki Haley,

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Leah Thomas, Gypsy Rose. No, not really, and then they

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wrote, well, you'll have to
buy tickets to his next show to find

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out. Thanks. New York Post. Comedy writer Tremor Noah is hosting the

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Grammys on Sunday. He was on
with Gail King on CBS. It seems

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now if you host an award show, they have to ask you about Joe

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Coy. Boy, Joe, I'm
so sorry, dude, Taylor murdered you.

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All she had to do was smile. Did you see Taylor ice the

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CBS cameras. I think I shared
that in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News

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Podcast group. When Taylor's at the
game on Sunday, the Fox camera switched

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to her and she just stared with
that face she makes, and then finally

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mouthed what looked like please leave me
alone or something like that. She murdered

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Jokoy. If she had smiled,
everybody goes, oh, Joe Coy was

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okay, but now he's the worst
Awards show host ever. I guess David

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Letterman feels like he's off the hook. Anyway. They asked Trevor Noah about

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Joe Coy and he said, here's
the thing about Awards shows. Everybody loves

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the joke when it's not about them, and your goal and your hope is

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to tell a joke about the person
that they also think is funny. Say,

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for example, coverage of football games
tends to show you on camera.

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You could smile. It's not about
you, it's just a joke. Smile.

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Bring it Swifties, Daily Comedy News, get it right. So it's

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difficult, and I think every comedian
understands this. I think what makes the

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Grammys particularly nerve wracking for me is
like these are superstars. Yeah, these

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are like I don't want to get
on the wrong side of Taylor Swift fans,

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see I kinda do. That's Jonny
Max saying that, not Trevor Noah.

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So you're trying to walk this fine
line of being, you know,

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the comedian, but then also still
being nice about the night. Joe Rogan

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still don't accepted my challenge to fight
in the ring Chicken. Trevor says,

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there's no guarantee every joke will strike
gold. I never take it for granted.

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I'm never not nervous. Think of
this a moment. Everybody's there.

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You have an idea of what you
like to do. You never practiced this

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with them. Some people are having
a good night, some people are not

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having a good night. You don't
know how it'll go. And as the

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night progresses, the mood changes,
and how does that mood affect the comedy.

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You don't know. Gail King asked
Trevor, Noah, who are you

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rooting for? Trevor said, you
know what I'm gonna say, I'm rooting

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for me. I think me has
done a very good job with the Special

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Grammy Sunday Night, CBS eight Eastern. Roywood Junior was on the Audi Cornish

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Pod via CNN Really interesting interview.
Roy said, the best political comedy comes

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with steaks, and you can only
hit those stakes if there's a relationship.

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It's no different than the correspondence dinner. The viewer has to know the host

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and see the host repeatedly and get
a relationship and get a rhythm and then

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understand where you're coming from. I'll
jump in, so yeah, John Stewart

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and the story and then you can
do more daring stuff. You know,

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if you're gonna use the news team, that's gonna be great for the show

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in an election year because everybody knows
them, everybody's familiar with them, and

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you know, with guest hosts,
it's like it's literally a different quarterback every

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week, and they may have a
different comedic flavor and it's great to play

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around with. That's some, but
if comedy and new satsire flows through their

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host, you want a familiar face
or as many familiar face as there are

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as possible. I think that is
well said. I think they got to

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stop with the guest hosts. I'm
glad John is back. I'm sorry John's

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only doing one day a week.
They should pick somebody for the other four

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or three, right, it's not
on Friday other three. While he was

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like, you were frustrated by the
process, you exited right, skipping ahead,

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Roy says it wasn't frustration as much, it was fear. It was

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more fear like for my own career, like I don't know what you're gonna

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do. I don't know how you're
gonna make moves, So let me start

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thinking about what's next now while I
still have a little bit of time and

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the strike was about to end.
I was afraid of being a man without

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a country. I was afraid of
them hiring a new host that doesn't want

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me. I'm afraid of not being
in the plans. If you don't know

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what the plans are and you're looking
at doing things, I have to hedge.

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Okay, let me take the time
now before January and before February to

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start looking at other things and exploring
other things and then creatively. I just

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didn't think there was a way to
do that and honor the position of correspondent

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appropriately and do the job right.
Am I in the mixed to host?

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I don't know. I've always said
if they call me and want me to

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come back as a host, that
would be a conversation. I'd consider that.

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But in the meantime, we're talking
about the job of correspondent escaping head.

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So now imagine you're at a job
and you're not sure what the plan

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is for you to host or not
or to continue as a correspondent next year,

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depending on what the do creative iteration
is of the show. Let me

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jump in, Roy, love you
man. Comedy Central's kind of made it

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clear you're not gonna host the show. I mean, I don't know what

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they have to do to let you
know you were not the choice. You

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were there. If they wanted you, they would have picked you. Roy

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said, you know that your alternative
is scripted film and TV, right,

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or are creating your own nonscripted show. Well, the best opportunity to create

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your own nonscripted show is at the
end of a strike, after you killed

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at a correspondent's dinner. So that's
option one. Option two is to try

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and do something scripted, to make
films, which they're making less of.

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They're not going to be throwing money
at bench of TV shows there. You

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don't make pilots the way they used
to. You're not even gonna have a

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cast a bunch of people anymore.
This is really interesting, Like eight or

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nine people in a show a year
ago, Bob Hart's Abashola had I think

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seven series regulars. They cut the
show to two series regulars and then made

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everybody else recurring For people that don't
know the difference, Like a series regular

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that's someone in every single episode recurring
as somebody who comes in like Newman and

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Seinfeld, who's in like three or
four episodes a year, and you don't

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see them all the time, but
they're in the world. You're making less

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television than television you are making,
you're making for cheaper than that. All

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right, let's try out that new
segment I came up with yesterday, Seafood

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Corner. I love it. This
happened last August on Seafood Corner. Pete

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Davidson showed up with Bud's Chicken and
Seafood on the Dixie Highway in West Palm

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According to The Palm Beach Post,
Pete Davidson ordered the chicken finger dinner and

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ate inside the restaurant. That's Seafood
Corner for you. World famous comedian Joey

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Gatso in the news again. A
remind you. If you ask one thousand

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people who's Joey Gatto, nine hundred
and ninety nine of them will go,

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I have no idea, and Mike
and Cleveland will be like, dude,

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that's the guy from Impractical Jokers.
Well, apparently Mike in Cleveland works for

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AB six Philadelphia because they went with
the headline comedian joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers

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performed at the met, but that's
not the exciting headline. The exciting headline

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is that met in Philadelphia helps consumers
who couldn't attend comedy show due to snow

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emergency. Yes, it is a
world famous comedian Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers

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controversy. ABC six tells us the
Action News Troubleshooters fielded nearly a dozen complaints

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from consumers demanding refunds for a Philadelphia
comedy show that took place during a snow

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emergency, and they remind us comedian
Joe Gatto is best known for staring in

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the television series and Practical Jokers,
but fans also love his stand up.

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As a Christmas gift from their children, Nick and his wife received tickets for

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the show, but a heavy snowfall
that day forced the area of snow emergency

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and closed schools and offices. Nick
says the snow started to accumulate, the

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mayor issued a stern warning for drivers
to stay off the roads. Nick is

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a rule follower, he said,
especially being a new mayor, I wanted

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to be able to abide by her
rules. That's very kind of you,

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Nick. So from one forty four
pm in the afternoon that day until three

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pm, I continued to contact ticketmaster. He says he called the ticket master

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about five times to ask about a
cancelation and a refund. He explained for

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the concern of driving for Bucks County
down to the Met in the city.

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He says he also tried calling the
Met. Many fans took to social media

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begging famous comedian Joey Gatto to cancel
the concert. Nick said, we have

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not been refunded the tickets or the
money that my daughter in law and my

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son put out for the tickets themselves
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dollars. The Troubleshooters reached out too. World famous comedian Joey Gatto, known

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for hosting and Practical Jokers Live Nation
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ABC six we had a great show
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of fans at attendants. We are
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to attend to offer tickets for them
to come to a future show. Nick

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says he's very excited to choose a
new show and ABC six leaves us with

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this wisdom for the future. Experts
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because you never know what might happen. I should get out there, but

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I've got a lot to tell you
about today. Donald Glover has confirmed there

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is a script for a community.
He said, I was told that the

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script was done. I haven't ready
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done, So it's really just a
scheduling thing. I'm in. I'm all

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in. There's a movie coming out. It's a sequel to a movie about

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a ghost. Wiring saying the title
John because I don't want to summon this

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particular spirit. But the title of
the sequel to the original film. According

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to the instagram for the movie,
the new title is Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.

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So you're not tricking me into saying
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that. Collider says. Chris Hardwick
has a new gig. I'm a little

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confused by this one. Chris Wall
host up for auction giving viewers previews of

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historic at Disney memorabilia before it's auctioned
off. Okay, that's fine. The

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series will air on the CW app
so it's not even on the CW.

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It's on the cw app. What's
the viewership on the cw app less than

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this podcast? Possibly so for the
four of you, I have five listeners

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for the four of you on the
cw app. Chris Hardwick will host Up

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for Auction February eighth. I'm sure
he's paid better than I am. Eight

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episodes on the cw app taking viewers
to the Disney storage rooms to feast their

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eyes on iconic Disney history. By
the way, right now, I'm having

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a good time hosting this again.
I'm panicked that the audio sucked like it

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did yesterday. Yesterday I felt like
I had my good fastball and then that

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audio being rotten killed me. And
I feel like I have my fastball again

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today. I hope this audio's fine. Stupid zoom. The image is shared

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by Collider include shots of notable Disney
memorabilia, including a vintage Dumbo ride car

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and an old timey Disney mapp.
Other items include a nineteen fifties Peter Pan

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ride vehicle, a nineteen seventies Haunted
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the It's a Small World attraction.
Holy O, how I got six stories

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left? We're not doing six more
sketch Fest. What you guys got first

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today? Oh my goodness, I
forgot it's a Friday. There's like nine

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billion shows. All right, we
might be here for an hour. Gary

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Meself a soda, seven o'clock,
The Ground Links, Improvised Shakespeare. That's

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a different show. Facial Recognition comedy. What's this? Nationally touring stand up

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show featuring female identifying performers of Manasa, which is Middle Eastern, North African

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and South Asian descent. The show
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underrepresentation and entertainment. That's my kind
of show. I like seeing different shows.

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Also at seven Fake Ted Talks,
Adam Savage, Amy Schneider, Guy

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Brainham, Jonathan Colton, Matt Bronger, and some others. That could be

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good. The Crossword Show with Zach
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Mario Toby with Paul F. Tompkins. That's a lot of picks for

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seven will come back, nine thirty
Asian af and there are there's so many

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comedians I can't count out loud.
It looks like fifteen, sixteen or seventeen

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comedians. I'm gonna make it go
to that nine forty five Hot Sets with

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Sam Clark and Veronica kwai Kowski,
Fake Ted Talks, and Riotopia with Paula

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Tompkins. All right, early show, let's do facial recognition comedy, and

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then at nine point thirty, let's
do Asian af Right. So tonight we're

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gonna see like twenty five comedians,
none of whom we've seen before. And

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that's my approach to a comedy festival. If you're in New Jersey, Ramy

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Yusef is taping his new special tonight, White Eagle Hall and Jersey City.

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This will eventually wind up on HBO
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coffee at me. Just throw the
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not to spill it. See tomorrow