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Kind of busy into a holiday weekend. I'm kind of stunned,
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to be honest, I I'm Johnny Mack with your daily
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comedy news. Three specials announced on Thursday. First up, my
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friend Larry the Cable Guy. He's gonna have It's a
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gift on Amazon Prime Video Friday, September twelfth, and the
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hour long special filmed in Clearwater, Florida, Cable Guy takes
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on everything from family life and aging to the everyday
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absurdities of modern living. I'm excited about this one. There's
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a short trailer and it's pretty strong. Let's listen my show.
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By the Ways, Pet thirteen. Uh, pretty good for thirteen minutes.
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But if you're offended at some of the good news
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is I got a money back guarantee, so I guarantee it.
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He ain't gonna get your money back, all right, That's
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how it's gonna be.
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Larry's a good dude. I know some people just like
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to hate on It's an act. He's just having fun
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with the character. Please can we just laugh at stuff?
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Also coming out on that same day on Hulu. Despite
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the hilarious publicist trying to hide this from Me My
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Spy Network has found out Andrew Santino will have a
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special called White Noise. They did share a trailer. I
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went to pull the audio and I'm not going to
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play it for two reasons. One the punchline for the
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first joke is dirty, and two there's a joke about
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guns in there, and coming off the school shooting this week,
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I just didn't want to play it. In the forty
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five second trailer, Santino jokes about taking his dad to
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a Monday night football game and his dad drinking copious
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amounts of alcohol. There's a punchline that's a little naughty.
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I did a version of this with me trying to
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clean it up, and I just totally ruined the joke.
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So just wait till the twelfth and watch Andrew Santino
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yourself rather than butcher his material. White Noise on Ulu
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also announced Leanne Morgan Unspeakable Things Netflix November fourth. Apparently
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they like Leanne Morgan just had her sitcom and come
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out on Netflix in late July. No details yet on
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what Unspeakable Things is about. From WRG District Attorney Matthew
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Barton has shared some details on the shooting death of
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comedian Reggie Carroll. District Attorney Barton said police were called
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to the house on Burton Lane around six point thirty
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last Wednesday. First responders performed life saving measures on Carrol,
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who was taking in the hospital. The suspect was at
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the scene. We learned both the victim and suspect were
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roommates in the house. Both had worked on tour with
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Kat Williams. The DA said Kat Williams did not own
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the house. It is owned by a rental company. The
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DEA said this was an incident between two roommates that
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knew each other. One of them is from California and
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one of them is from Maryland. This is not an
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indication that there's a problem in the community. This is
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not indicative of a violent crime issue in our city.
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And he made clear there was no indication Cat Williams
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was there or had any knowledge or involvement. This next
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story just caught me seriously. I had finished recording the episode,
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and the term in the industry is you bounce the files,
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so that you take the raw recording and then you
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bounce it to edit it. I was at the bounce
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stage and I checked my email and this just in
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as I speak to you. Michael Longfellow is leaving Saturday
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Night Live, so I guess he's not taking over the
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news desk. Entertainment Weekly has learned Longfellow, who's been with
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SNL for three years, will not be back. That's fascinating
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because he was rumored to be getting the desk. Who
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even knows what's happening. But I'm glad I caught that
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before the holiday, because I already have Saturday and Sunday recorded.
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I haven't done Monday yet, so I would have gotten
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this in on Monday. Anyway, if you work at Late
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Later dot com and you thought you were taking this
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week off, how did that go for you? I teased
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this yesterday. Joe Coy went to see Ozzy Osbourne's last show.
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He said, we were backstage, bro. It was incredible. Turns
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out a lot of people in the Osbourne camp are
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huge fans of Joe Koy. Coy, his son, his manager,
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and Missus Koy were given three rooms backstage to just
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chill out in. Coy said it was rock and roll
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heaven with members of Metallica, Guns N' Roses, Alison Chains
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and others just hanging out. He stayed for the entire event.
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He showed up at eleven am and stayed until the
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early hours of the morning. Joe said, I know what
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it's like about selling out arenas. I've been there before,
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but this was a different night. These musicians all have
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their own egos, but that night they were all there
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to see their God for them. It was like, this
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is the reason we do this, this is the reason
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why we're here. That was the attitude backstage. Nobody was plause,
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nobody was being cool. I looked to my right and
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there's Metallica right there watching. I saw Kelly Osbourne being
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proposed to, which was so crazy. It was an amazing moment,
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and that's what my son took home from it. You
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couldn't have scripted it better. You couldn't have scripted this better.
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That's the way I think any artist, or anyone in
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entertainment would love to go out. But I've said it
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before when someone asks I'm not going to retire, I
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love to die on stage, man. I love it so much.
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I don't see myself ever going. If I can get up,
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I want to be on stage, mister beast. Catching grief
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from fans of comedian Caleb Heron, You see Rolling Stone
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put out a list of the twenty five most influential
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creators of twenty twenty five. Mister Beast finished seventh, Caleb
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Hearn ranked sixth. Mister Beast tweeted, according to this list,
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guy of a million followers is more influential than me.
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What did I do to tick off the Rolling Stones? Well,
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that didn't go over well on the social media's one
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Twitter user at Diabolical Spuds posted to his thirty thousand followers,
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mister Beast, I cannot respond directly because you blocked me,
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but I wanted you to know that Caleb is a
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comedian who makes many laugh at you or some sort
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of Willy Wonka marionette being puppeted by the algorithm. Mister
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Beast has now backpedaled. He tweeted, not gonna lie after this.
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I watched some of here on stuff and it's actually good.
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I deleted the tweet and I don't want the smoke
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from the shooters. Spare me, please. Paullie Sure posted on
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Instagram and revealed he had a tumor removed from his
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Pancreas Polly explained, about three months ago, I went in
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for a preventative scan in Los Angeles where they scan
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your body from head to toe. They checked for tumors, cancer, aneurysms, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's,
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you name it. Being my fifties, I thought it was
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the right thing to do. A week later they called
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me with the results. They noticed something in my abdominal
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area was a tumor inside my pancreas luckily was noncancerous.
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It might have been there for fifteen or twenty years.
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Doctor said, get it out. PAULI said, mentally, it really
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messed with me. Knowing there was a tumor inside me
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could grow, burst, turn into something worse. You just don't know.
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I've always been on top of my health, going to
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the gym, using saunas, massages, having my tea check, doing
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blood work, colonoscopes, chiropractor, et cetera. But I've never done
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a full body scan. I had no symptoms. This was
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me just following my instincts. Mac packer Keegan Michael Key
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has some travel tips in case you're traveling this holiday weekend.
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Keegan told people, if you think you're overpacking, you're not.
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You're gonna feel so good when you're in the hotel
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and go oh, I forgot the h wait a minute, No,
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I didn't. It's in the second bag. Everybody says you
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only need one bag, but the second bag full of
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miscellaneous stuff, you always end up needing something from it.
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He has one simple rule. Always bring extra socks, an
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extra underwear. There's going to be a day where you're like, oh,
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I didn't know where we're going on that hike. Then
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you come to the hotel all sweaty and think, I'm
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so glad I packed that extra underwear. I totally disagree
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with this. I went to Australia with a carry on
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pack light. If you know what you're doing your stuff,
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you're underwearing your socks and your shoes. You roll your
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t shirts. Hey, you know what, if you're cold, you
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buy a sweatshirt when you're there. That's all. You're not
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gonna go through all your socks. You'll be okay. Keegan says,
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pack the night before. Yeah, no kidding. This is something
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I've changed about myself. I used to try to get
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more sleep and pack in the morning, but now we
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do everything at night. Literally, the last thing we do
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is take out the garbage and zip up the bags.
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Variety caught up with Oscar Nuniaz you know him as
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Oscar Martinez from the Office and now from the spin off,
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The Paper, which is out in less than a week.
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We learned that a year ago, Oscar and Nuniez went
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to lunch with Greg Daniels, the guy that developed the
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American version of the Office. Daniels told him, I'm working
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on a new show. How wold you feel about coming
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back his Oscar Nunia said, I'm game, of course. Eventually,
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Daniel took Nuniaz to meet the writers. Nunya's remembers thinking,
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oh no, this is really happening. On Thursday, Peacock will
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drop for some reason. All ten episodes of The Paper,
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It follows the staff of a struggling local newspaper in
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Ohio and an eager new editor in chief hoping to
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breathe life into a medium. I saw a scene last night.
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I want to like this thing, and I'm sure I'm
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gonna watch this thing. I saw a scene they released
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on Threads and I didn't make it to the end
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of the scene. I don't know if I'm just a
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cranky pants or whatever. Spoilers for the first episode, Oscar,
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the character is dismayed to find the same documentary crew
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that stalked him in Scranton, prowling around his new workplace.
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In the first episode, he tells a camera man, you
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can't use my voice by likeness my face nothing. A
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title card says, yes we can. There's no end date
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on the release. Oscar signed in two thousand and five.
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That's funny comedy stock markets all right. Originally I was
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gonna suggest that we sell will short sell our stock
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in the paper, but I've changed my mind because as
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I'm thinking about it, you know what's gonna happen. They're
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gonna drop ten episodes all at once, which means it's
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going to do better in the way they compute streaming metrics,
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because it'll run up a lot of minutes. But I
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think this thing is gonna out. So let's buy the paper,
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but plan on selling it pretty quickly. I have no
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confidence in this show. Let's make a quick buck on
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the paper. Let's sell stock in Kat Williams. I know
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Kat Williams had nothing to do with the story from
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the first half, but his name's in the news, and
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not in a good way. He didn't do anything wrong,
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but people get emotional about such things. Let's sell our
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Cat Williams stock. Let's buy Larry the Cable Guy. I
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believe in Cable Guy. I know the Cable Guy, and
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I'm hoping we'll get a Larry renaissance here and people
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be like, Oh, yeah, cable Guy's really funny because he is.
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Let's also buy some Andrew Santino stock. The casuals will
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be like, oh, that guy's good. And I love Andrew
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Santino's stand up. I think he's really good. I think
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he's very charismatic. I think the camera likes him. So
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let's load up on some Andrew Santino and one more
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for you. We bought some Jonathan Kite stock last week.
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Let's buy some more Jonathan Kite stock. Because this impression
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of Anthony Bourdain in the latest episode, Jonathan kitees Anthony
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boardin visit. It's the Cracker Barrel. Let's listen.
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Cracker Barrel a house divided not by Johnny rab and
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Yankee Candle, but rather heritage and home goods, where the
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front porch is the front line, and the only thing
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bipartisan is breakfast served all day. And at the heart
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of the backlash, a Sanitize rebrand with a new logo
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that looks like it was designed during a free trial
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of Canva. The last time America was this upset over
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cracker barrels was Sidney Sweeney's American Eagle Jeans campaign.
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Look how long we are into a holiday weekend? This
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is amazing? Are you in Philadelphia? It's the Eoadrian Improv Festival.
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Three days of showcases from some of the top local
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and national comedy talent starts tonight through the thirty first
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two stages spread across the Adrian Theater. Headlining acts include Smooty,
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a top independent team in Philadelphia, and also Man Versus
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Movie in acclaimed one man show featuring Paul Valancourt. Paul
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will also be leading workshops covering a variety of subjects,
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including his book on improv comedy. Yo Adrianimprov Festival dot com.
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If you are curious are you listening to me? In Asia?
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Well go hit The thirteenth Busson International Comedy Festival runs
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for ten days starting tonight through September seventh. The way
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time zones work, you're just about to miss tonight shows
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You ready to get moving? I hope you downloaded the
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show at three h five am Eastern When I dropped it.
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Festival organizing Committee chairman and comedian Kim John, who said,
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Quak Bayum and Chang Ho, those guys used to perform
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pretty much as unknowns, but after gaining popularity through YouTube
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as a platform and building a bit of fandom for
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their team, they started doing live shows and they were
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incredibly popular, with tickets selling out in about five minutes.
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That's right, people cannot get enough of Quakbaym and Chang Ho.
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It's the Busan International Comedy Festival kicking off tonight and
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from the South China Morning Post, You're home for comedy news.
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American comedian Sammy Obeid has accused Singaporean authorities of trying