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Callaroga Shark Media. Hey there, Johnny Mack with your daily
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comedy news. So other stuff goes on in late night.
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Sometimes an episode of late night television is just an
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episode of late night television. The Late night guys had
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fun with the President's adventures on the escalator the other
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day at the un Did you see that the president
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stepped on an escalator and it immediately stopped? And some
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people are saying there's a big conspiracy. Jordan Klepper said,
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are we going all in on the president being a
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victim of escalator sabotage because the deep state wants him
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to get his steps in? That's a great joke, Jimmy
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Kimmel said, So to recap. Trump will not release the
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Epstein files, but we will be doing a thorough investigation
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into who stopped his escalator. Jimmy Fallon said, the White
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House is now looking into who would have a grudge
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against Trump, and so far they've narrowed it down to
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one hundred and eighty nine countries. It could rip fallon,
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but sometimes the stuff's really good fallon again. I mean,
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the whole thing was a headache for Trump, but even worse,
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he couldn't take any tail and all done. Jimmy Fallon
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for the win. Speaking of Jimmy Fallon for the win,
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guess who was going to be on The Tonight Show
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starring Jimmy Fallon on October sixth, Taylor Swift. Very exciting
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late night heating up. That will do quite the number.
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It's been a busy week. I didn't get to tell
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you about Louis c K appearing on THEO Vaughn's podcast,
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THEO Vaughn, apparently not the best interviewer in the world.
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Theovaughn said, you had, like, you know, this is when
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things had gotten kind of crazy in your career with
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accusations and all types of stuff and accurate accusations. Yeah,
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they're accurate, he admitted it. Even Louis c K laughed
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at that question and said, accurate accusations. You may recall
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in twenty seventeen, Louis c K admitted multiple sexual miscontact
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allocations against him were true. C K admitted he had
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done some self happiness in front of women. Many of
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the women were in a disadvantage power situation with c K,
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who admitted at the time, the power I had over
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these women is that they admired me. And I wielded
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that power irresponsibly. C K Teltiolevonne he felt free when
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it came to light. I haven't been able to listen
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to Theo's podcast yet, it's been super busy with the
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Kimmel stuff. Luis c K explained, when life's that up
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for you, when it gets torn up, it's relief. That's
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why I felt free, because I try to manage these
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problems I hadn't sighed me for so many years. You're
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trying to piece together that broken mirror and cutting your fingers.
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That's beautiful, it's true. And when lifet up for you,
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when it gets torn up, it's relief. That's why I
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felt free, you know, because I try to manage these
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problems I had in sided me for so many years,
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and I try to feel like I was a normal person.
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I thought of as a good person. But I was
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doing stuff in the background of my life that I
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was ashamed of. I was hurting other people and trying
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to tell myself I wasn't. You know those things on
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the edge, like using another person but you got their
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permission first. You're still using another person. You're not being
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with them, you're using them. That took me a long
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time to learn about that stuff. But you're doing that
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stuff and creating more and more problems. They just keep
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getting bigger and bigger. And then the worst thing is
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if you're having a good life that's successful, because you're
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feeling this like incredible rift between like the way you're
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representing yourself and who you really are, and it's getting
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really and I used to try. I think some of
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the early versions of talking on stage really honestly, we're
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me trying to get out and say I'm corrupt. I
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want everyone to know it, right, I'm a corrupt file
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all that like, you can't manage it. And so when
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you're in front of the world and that's going on
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side of you, it's like, hell, I look at that
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as like God's hands or whatever you want to call it.
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That was just like a good caring thing that said, dude,
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you need to stop. You need out of all this.
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Cek explains how sharing his story in Sex and Love
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Addicts Anonymous has helped other peoples seek. Said, when I
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go into meeting in person, there's a guy who's really hurting,
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his life's fed up, and I approach him and he's
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not sure about being in the program and he goes, oh,
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I ruined my life, and I go, do you know
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who I am? And he goes yeah, and I go,
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I'm doing pretty good, buddy. The fact that my wreckage
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could be a mountain for folks to lean on take
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a little load off, that's a beautiful gift. So that's
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a must listen, right. That's on this past weekend with
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Theo Vaughn. And if you want to go see Louis
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c k he'll be performing at the re Odd Comedy
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Festival alongside many of your other favorite comedians. Bill Burr
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opened up the Reodd Comedy Festival last night. Dave Bell's
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going to be there, a lot of people going to
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be there. The Telegraph wrote about the Rio To Comedy Festival,
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and they wrote much about the festival will be surreal.
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Many of the comics have made a virtue of saying
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the unsayable. Jimmy Carr has described himself as a free
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speech absolutist, while Dave Chappelle once said comedians have responsibility
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to speak recklessly. The Telegraph says even the setting is odd.
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It takes place in Riodd's Boulevard City Entertainment District, a
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soulless ersatz version of New York with a Times Square
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inspired piazza given the creative name of Square. The Telegraph
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points out, despite their public boasting of being willing to
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say the unsayable, the highest profile comics on the Bill
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appear uncharacteristically reluctant to publicize the fact that they're taking
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the Saudi money. Let me go to Bill Burr dot com.
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I'm actually recording this prior to Bill's appearance. I'm on
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Bill Burr dot com. Let's see. We've got a nice
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picture of Bill Burr playing looks like Fenway, Yes, definitely
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Fenway Park. Here we've got a little embedded version of
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his podcast. Let's see on the bottom here tour dates.
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Let me click on the tour day. Well, to be
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fair to Bill Burr, he's got two dates listed. One
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of them is the Reod Comedy Festival. So Bill Burr's
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not hiding it, just trying to be fair here, The
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Telegraph says, neither Jimmy Carr nor Jack Whitehall have mentioned
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that they're going to be in the Middle East on
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their touring websites or social media accounts. Let me go
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to see Jimmy Carr's website. I'm a big fan of
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Jimmy Carr. Jimmy Carr official website. So there's a pull
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down menu for Laughs Funny Tour, and it has four
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things I could click on. Australia and New Zealand. Well,
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Riodd's not there, Usa, Riodd's not there, UK and Ireland
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Riodd's not there, and Europe Riodd's not there. Which of
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these would he have his date in? I guess Europe
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would be the closest. Let me click on that. Jimmy's
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got some dates in June of twenty twenty six listed,
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So yeah, I mean maybe Jimmy thinks it's a little
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far and his fans won't be able to make it
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all the way to Reodd. Who knows. Here's a session
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called deep Dive, some sort of blog. This is the
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car Tail Carr hyphen tail telling you everything about Jimmy Carr.
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Let's see the posts here at the Fackham Hall release date,
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Penguin Obsession, William Florida, Michael Malice twenty twenty five when
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Heckle's backfire. Nope, I'm not seeing it anyway. I digress.
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The telegraphs say some comics on the B list and
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below have been more forthcoming. Pete Davidson told Theovon this week.
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Oh I missed this. I'm learning this as you're learning this.
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Pete Davidson told Theovon this week he had been getting
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a little bit of flack for performing in Riod just
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because my father died. On nine to eleven, Pete explained,
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I get the routing and I see the number meaning
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the fee, and I go, I'll go all right. If
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Pete's okay with it, I'm okay with it. Shane Gillis
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said he turned down a significant fee. Shane's logic is
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you don't nine to eleven your friends, Jim Jeffries telling
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Theovon last month. Now people have been going, oh, how
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dare you go over there? After they killed a reporter
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that was the big one. There's been a reporter who
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they killed. You don't think our governments bump people? Oh?
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I think Jeffrey Epstein was bumped off. The Telegraph says
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although the comics have been willing to talk about going
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to Saudi, have been coy about whether their material will
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be vetted. There are signs that the Saudi regime does
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not want and it's paid for comics to dive too
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far into controversial topics, Tim Dillon being disinvited being a
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possible example of that. A Middle East expert spoke to
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the Times of London and I said, I don't think
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the Saudis will explicitly tell the comedians what not to
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joke about, but they would assume they have the sense
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not to make fun of God or the monarch or
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say something very sexually explicit. The expert says, at worst,
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I think he can accuse some of the comedians of hypocrisy.
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They criticized for their freedom of speech. Beat kurtailed in
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their eyes while taking money from regime. The Curtail's freedom
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of speech for both its population and those visiting. Dustin
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rolls for Pajeeba rights. When Shing Gillis takes the high
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road over Bill Burr dot dot dot, Dustin says, I'm
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not sure why I direct most of my iy are
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at Bill Burr, who opened the festival on Friday night,
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over the other comedians attending the Riad Comedy Festival, which
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includes Kevin Hart, Dave Chappelle, Jeff Ross, Bobby Lee, Chris Tucker,
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Tom Segura, Jessica Kurson, Hannibal Burr's as heasin' sorry, Pete
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Davidson and Whitney Cummings and some others skipping ahead. I
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think that is choosing to accept a huge page to
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help whitewash the Saudi royal family feels more antithetical to
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Bill Burr's ethos. Here's a guy who regularly blasts the
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hypocrisy of both sides of the political spectrum, but apparently
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doesn't hesitate to take money from a country responsible for
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egregious human rights violations. For a festival that starts this weekend,
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there's been surprisingly little coverage, which is probably you know,
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these comedians prefer it final night of JFL Toronto, just
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for laughs Toronto, the Toronto Comedy Festival. So after tonight,
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if we want to see our favorite comedians, we might
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have to go to Riod, but tonight we can just
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go to Toronto. Even Finance is at seven o'clock. Fabruzzio
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Capano also at seven. That show is in Spanish, Maria
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Bamford in English at the Bluma Appel Theater at seven.
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Pat Thornton is at the Comedy Bar Cabaret at eight thirty,
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and I see his headshot. He's wearing headphones, not even AirPods,
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but actual headphones. Genius Sheer at nine o'clock. You remember
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she was in the news recently. The Standard, a British newspaper,
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had published on sixteen September. They wrote, Genius Shears said
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that the conservative activist Charlie Kirk, who was fatally shot
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in the neck while speaking at Utah Valley University quote
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got what he had advocated for because he opposed gun controls.
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Genius Shears show tonight is sold out. Most of the
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shows I've spoken about, I've only seen one or two
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full on sold outs, But Genius Sheer at the Bluer
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Comedy Bar tonight at nine pm is sold out. And
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then at ten o'clock Pat Thornton, whose headshot shows him
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still wearing headphones. And that is the Toronto Comedy Festival.
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Adam Pally will debut his first ever comedy special in
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Intimate Evening with Adam Pally HBO nine o'clock Friday, October seventeenth. Right,
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I'm learning here, So the Friday night HBO slot seems
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where the Caleb hearings and the Adam Pally's go and
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is not the prestige traditional Saturday ten PM slot that
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say a mark Marin would get. So we'll see if
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this is a kin to a YouTube special, which is
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how I felt about Caleb's or what this is anyway.
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And the special, which is said to be equal parts
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stand up documentary and rock concert Adam Pally plays with
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the Truth and his guitar and a one time only performance.
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Pally said the specials made out of a deep desire
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to make something anything at all, and he couldn't be
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prouder of it, and grateful to HBO for giving me
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an incredible platform to make people laugh, play music, and
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tell some Bubba meeisters. And the show is super serious
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in the first half, So let's do something goofy. Speaking
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of goofyreltor dot com it took a look at Adam
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Sandler and they say Adam Sandler has turned his goofy
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personality and extremely great dramatic acting into an estimated four
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hundred and forty million dollar fortune. Says the guy recording
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a podcast in his basement. Realtor dot Com must have
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typed Adam Sandlor into the AI, which spit out a
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biography of sorts. We learn of at least some of
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Sandler's holdings in two thousand and one. Adam Sandler bought
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a three point one million dollar, three thousand square foot
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home in Malibu, built in nineteen forty seven. Both three bedrooms,
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three bathrooms, and an enclosed that fits up to one
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hundred guests. That's a big deck one hundred guests. There
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are also twenty five foot glass walls that offer panoramic
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views of the ocean. So if I were Adam Sailor,
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I'd be making a happy Gilmore three. But in twenty
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twenty two, the Sailors bought another Pacific Baalisades home, this
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one for four point eight million dollars. Realtor dot com
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tells us that one three bedrooms, two bathrooms, It's on
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a cul de sac. It's a ranch with wood shingles,
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blue shutters, and crown molding. Sounds nice, But I'd hang
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out with the Malibu place, wouldn't you. Yeah? Anyway, that's
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your comedy news on a Saturday, and sure your weekend
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back in the morning or you never know when a