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Remember when Louis c k was canceled. Yeah, well, he
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sent an email blast of fans his first and nearly
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a year, and writes, for those of you wondering what
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I've been doing, I've taken up sculpture clay and stone
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and drawing with charcoal. I've written a novel and I'm
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working on a second. That about wraps it up on me.
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No details on the novels or the artwork. He then
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went to speak about Adrian Appalucci's special. He referred to
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her as truly one of my favorite comedians. She has
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opened for him at Madison Square Garden. Ck directed her
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new stand up special to Dark Queen. Ck writes, you
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may remember Adrian if you came to see me on
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tour in the past three years, and she opened for
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me at MSG in January of twenty three. Adrian was
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astonishing on that show. I've heard four more people comment
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on how hilarious and unique and compelling she was than
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anything about myself, and for good reason. The crowd at
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the garden loved Adrian was at little two to know notoriety,
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who is a humble to a fault self anthrope, who
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was a granite, real genuinity Louis used killing me with
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the source and a sharp, guttural, hysterically funny comedic voice
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that was rough copy. Louis, by the way, She's not
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gonna be unknown anymore. Netflix special and more importantly, an
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appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience, which I haven't had
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a chance to listen to. Joe's been pumping out a
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lot of content. I'm still in the Tim Dylan episode.
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I gotta listen to THEO now. Adrian c K shared
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the taping process for that special, which happened at the
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Comedy Seller, is part of a three show outing on
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the same night, and Louis says, the first show was horrible.
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I mean, it was one of the worst shows I've
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ever seen. It wasn't a horrible performance. Adrian was great,
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but something happened with that audience. They were not into
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it the production team and I watched incredulously. Is Adrian
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hanging there and did her very best for an entire
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hour of hostile silence. She stayed in her act in herself,
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and she took incredible punishment. That first crowd never gave,
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never cracked. They left the room as miserably as they
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had entered it. Adrian met the second with a determination
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that said, I finally have a chance to do something
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this world has told me over and over again. I'm
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not cool enough to do any Whoever you effing people are,
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You're not taking this away from me. This gorgeous resolve, happily,
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joyfully was met by a willing, giving, cheerful a bunch
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of people who like who Anyone who sees Adrian's true
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self fell in love with her and enjoyed every single joke,
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story and observation she shared. She delivered a great show,
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and it's on Netflix now if you want to hear
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an interview I had Adrian on the show. It's probably
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two years ago, maybe only a year ago. It was
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a while. If you go back long enough in the feed,
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you'll find my interview with her. I didn't find her
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to be particularly chatty by no means the best interviewer,
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but I just felt like I was getting nothing back there.
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And I'll tell you I cut like twenty minutes out
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of the interview just for pacing. That was a rough one.
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I do like her comedy. I don't want you guys
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to be like you know, you've hated on her two
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days in a row. I'm just telling you, well, I
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spoke about the special yesterday. You can hear my words,
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and now I'm telling you what went down with the interview,
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and I really cut that one back. I just I
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was getting nothing back from her. And again maybe it's
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because I suck, which is fine. I'm happy to suck.
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Louis said, she's just funny and she has only one
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point of view. You're all full of crap, and we are.
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I certainly am, and so are you. We are all
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full of crap, all caps. If there's one thing the
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human race is learning at a geometric rate, it's that
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we all kind of really suck, all of us. No
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one is better than anyone. We're all byzantine baboons, crapping
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into our hands and throwing into each other's sanctimonious faces.
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Ck writes that he's highly encouraged by Netflix having bought
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the special, especially for an anti algorithmic woman from the Bronx.
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I hope that you all remember the question, what is
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being fed to you into your screen and your palm
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without your input. Work around the algorithm, go looking for
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what it isn't showing you and share it with your friends.
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That is so much better than being shared with by
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a robot. I got news for Louis. I turned out Netflix,
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and you know the big box that tells you what
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to watch tonight, it was showing me Adrian. So perhaps
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the algorithm isn't that evil. But I hear you. I
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know what you're saying. Sometimes there'll be a new special
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and I'm like, they're not even showing it to me.
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It's not in the stand up carousel, and I have
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to actually type in what I'm looking for for so
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I hear you, Louis. Jim Gaffigan, whose new special is
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called The Skinny, is now talking about his weight loss.
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Funny how that happens. We'll have a lot of Jim
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Gaffigan press over the next two weeks. One week, yeah,
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one week. You know, Jim is like America's comic. He's
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a friendly guy. He plays well to all corners of
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the comedy universe. The cool kids at the cellar like Jim.
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Middle America likes Jim. Why wouldn't you interview Jim, and
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Jim is happy to talk, So get ready for Johnny
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Mack telling you Jim gaffickin stories daily for about two weeks,
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which is fine because we're getting towards the end of
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the year and I need stuff to talk about. Jim
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spoke to us Weekly about his weight loss that I
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mentioned that his specials called skinny. Jim said he had
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taken the medication Monduro. Jim said, I was so paranoid
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that it was going to be nauseous that I kind
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of put it off, but then it kind of worked.
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It's weird because we live in this society where people
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who eat too much are told that they just don't
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have any self control. There are people that just have
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no off button to eat right. Jim says he finds
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it really fascinating how people seem to have less sympathy
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for people who struggle with too much eating versus other
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types of a dick. Jim said, I would eat when
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I was hungry, and I would eat when I was happy,
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and I'd eat when I was sad, and I would
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just eat. It was my reward. It was obviously personal,
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but I don't think there's anything wrong with it. But
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then again, anonymity. Is it thing surrounding a lot of
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struggles like that? Is this like us going back now
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and noticing John Mulaney was telling us that he was
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on drugs because Jim Gaffigan, I don't know if you
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know this, has a lot of jokes about food. Jim says,
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I'm kind of like a square midwesterner. I'll never look
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super thin. He says he was probably two hundred and
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seventy pounds when he decided to try Monjaro. We're a
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country that's struggling with the obesity epidemic, and then there
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were these appetites of pressants. The dude wonders, So the
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skinny is a bit about processing society's take on that.
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That GQ profile of John Mulaney, I've shared it in
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the Facebook group Daily Comedy News podcast group revealed that
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they're working on twelve episodes of Everybody's in La or
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whatever the new version of that is. Maybe it's in La,
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maybe it's not, maybe it's something else. Who knows. Netflix
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back to me at Hulu. So is Ralph Barbosa part
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of Hularius? I don't know, how would I know? Untitled
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special we'll launch on Hulu at a date TBD. Greg
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Proops has an album out today, Yes, an album, So
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I'm gonna spport him for a Grammy next year. Purple
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Shasta Raccoon out on a special. Things Records recorded at
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the Punchline in San Francisco. Greg Proops took the stage