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Callaroga Shark Media. Thank you Mark Maren for killing off
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what is traditionally a slow newsweek. Helloo, I'm Johnny Mack
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with your daily comedy news. Mark Maron went on Pod
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Save America and he took some shots at Bill Maher.
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Maren said, I can't do it. I always had a
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problem with his tone, like I feel with Bill, and
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there's this, and it happens with some other boomers. There's
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this desperate chasing irrelevance that changes somebody's mind in terms
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of how they approach what they do, and it also
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kind of makes the whole undertaking feel desperate outside of
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his ideas, primarily I think wokeness. I don't know, it's
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just not for me. Maren said. Moore has good joke
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writers who know how to write for his tone. I
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can't see past the desperation of what he's willing to
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do to stay in the conversation on Real Time on Friday,
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Bill Mooher was concerned about the militarization of US cities.
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Bill Maher said of the President, He's creating an army
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in the nation's capital. I just think the presence now
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of this army in Washington is going to have its
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toll taken when the next election comes around. Jim Jefferies
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was on THEO Vaughan's podcast and as accused the Australian
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government of a cover up involving the death of Jim's
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nephew during a defense training exercise in July of twenty
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twenty three. Lieutenant Max Nugent and three fellow soldiers died
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when a helicopter crashed into the water. Jeffrey said, within
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a manner of a couple of weeks after the crash,
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Australia decommissioned the helicopters, took them apart and buried them
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in the desert. Ukraine said we'll take them in. The
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Australians but no, no, no, no, don't worry about that. There
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was an inquiry. Jim said. The test pilots stood up
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and said the helmets they were wearing were defective and
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would end in industrial manslaughter. It's like watching a few
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good men like talking about the military and the government
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trying to cover its ass. Other countries didn't go out
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on patrol that day. They said the weather was too bad,
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the soldiers were too tired. One of the soldiers said
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they were so tired they couldn't fly the aircraft, and
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then my nephew stepped in. Commonwealth prosecutors had said charges
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wouldn't be laid against the Defense Department over the deaths.
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The ruling that the Defense Force couldn't be prosecuted came
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just five days before a two year statute of limitations
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to fill a civil suit was due to expire. Jeffrey said,
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who was fivefing days to get a lawyer? They dragged
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it out on purpose. This was a war game. There
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were things that weren't followed. There's literally helicopters that have
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been buried. If you want to find an Australian taipan
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effing helicopter, you need a treasure map. An aviation safety
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investigation found human error to blame. That investigation said the
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cause of the crash was spatial disorientation, described as when
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a pilot is unaware of their actual orientation and relation
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to the Earth's surface and the surrounding environment. Jeffrey said
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of his nephew, we were proud of him. When Australia
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goes to war, that's the first bloke we sent in.
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We sent in the planes and the helicopters. That's the
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first bit of assistance. Jim also said Australia doesn't get
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enough credit for being one of the few Allied nations
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that has stood by the US for many years. Jeffrey
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said it's like Trump slapping tariffs on Australia. I'm a
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bit like, what the efre you're doing there? Man, We're
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one of you guys. We buy three times more stuff
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from you than you buy from us. The big example
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they gave was, you guys buy twenty six billion dollars
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worth of Australian beef and we buy no from you.
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And it's like, why would we What do you really
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buy from us? You buy sheepskin, red wine, beef and gold.
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It's not like we're manufacturing happy meal toys in Australian
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factories and like those jobs could go to Americans. You
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can hear Jim Jeffries on THEO Vaughan's podcast. Matt Rife
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has commented on this whole Sydney Sweeney thing. You may
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recall Sidney Sweeney appeared in an ad for Jean's. Rife said,
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I keeps seeing people mad at Sidney Sweeney for nothing.
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He dragged out the nothing in his tweet. She's learning
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that the internet is full of absolute garbage losers who
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will twist anything you say into a misinterpretation. People are awful.
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You know who's awful is the worst person who ever lived,
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That guy Jay Leno. Boy, people hate that guy. He
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was on Mark Summer's Unwraps and explained, I got the
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tonight show because there was another manager that handled everybody
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that guest hosted. I think it was Bernie Brilstein. I
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think he had David Brenner and all the guys gar
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shaling everybody. And he calls me and he says, we're
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gonna go in as a team because each of us
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was guest hosting. We're gonna get twenty five thousand dollars
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a night to host. Jay he opted not to take
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part in it. Jay recalled the stewart. I said, you know, Bernie,
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I'm doing it for five hundred twelve dollars a night,
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which a scale. I mean, I appreciate it, but I'm
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happy doing it for five twelve. Leto explained his logic.
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I knew Johnny on the show, and at the end
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of the month, he'd say, what did we spend on
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guest host? Two hundred and eighty grand? And when Leno
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hosted twenty five hundred. Why don't we go with Leno?
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They're all getting the same ratings. I mean, it seemed
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like common sense to me. Jay first guest hosted in
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nineteen eighty six. A year later was named a permanent
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guest host, So I guess his gambit worked. Jay took
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over for Corson in nineteen ninety two, which feels like
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yesterday to me. Jay said he enjoyed guest hosting for Carson.
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I enjoyed doing it. Any job I would do for free.
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I don't argue about money. The sad reality is the
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worst comedian in America makes more than the best teacher.
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Don't worry about it. If you're any good, you'll do okay. Boy.
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That Jay Leno was something. He was up in Elmira
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on Friday night and he was playing at the Clemens Center.
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And listen to the listen to the gall on this guy.
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This is what he said about the Clement Center. It's fun.
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It's a great old theater. I love these nineteen twenty
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five old vaudevilleaus's. So many of them got torn down,
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but so many are preserved like this one. It's really terrific.
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It's really fun. It makes it kind of interesting and
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adds a subtle antiquity to it. Boy, the nerve of
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that guy. Gossip Connor whispers in the street, Gossip Conn,
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probably about Pete. Gossip Conn. Where are the rumors meeting with?
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Johnny Mackett's always a tree? Gossip Connor whisp business tree.
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Gossip Corn Probably gossip Cone with room with me? Johnny
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Maczol's a tree. Yes, Gossip Corner is indeed about Pete.
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Pete apparently having trouble selling his condo. According to s
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I Live, the condo, purchased by Pete Davidson in twenty
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twenty one, originally for one point two million dollars, was
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last on the market for one point zero seven million.
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According to The US Sun, The US Sun or the
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folks that were starting the Howard Stern rumors recently, the
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condo fifteen and ninety two square feet. Pete was selling
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it because he wanted to move to Brooklyn. A source
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with ties to Pete Davidson tells The Sun he's blown
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through a ton of money and it isn't coming like
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it used to. Pete has spent a lot of money
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on this place, renovating it over the years and making
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it perfect, and it's been a big dream. We're told
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Pete has the condo he bought his mother, a place
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he also rents a Brooklyn Brownstone, owns a house in
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upstate New York. And then there's the whole Ferry thing.
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A real estate listing tells us the condo has a sleek,
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modern open concept featuring enormous windows which provide natural lighting
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from dawn till dusk. Two bedrooms, three bath, a break
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custom kitchen that opens to a spacious family room optimal
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for entertaining. It also has panoramic views of near a
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harbor and the Manhattan skyline. The master bedroom suite has
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a private bathroom with a custom shower and a highly coveted,
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glamorous walk in closet. Massive glass doors lead to an
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exclusive terrace on the seventh floor, which provides those views
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of the city skyline. Pete Davidson's condo is also pet friendly,
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has twenty four hour security, a clubhouse, a health club,
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a tennis club, an indoor playroom, and an outdoor playground.
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If you're in the market for a place on Staten Island,
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contact Pete Davidson in the feed. You'll find a new
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episode of DCN eight. So what is that? I wanted
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to do something extra for the paid subscribers, but I
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also didn't want to siphon off comedy stories because I
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didn't think that would be cool. So DCN eight is
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Johnny Mack talks about other stuff, and this week I'm
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going to tell you how much I like the show
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All the Lazarus Project on Netflix and how the latest
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Mission Impossible movie is unwatchable DCN eight So what do
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you'll get that new episode of DCN eight. Rain Wilson
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was at Fan Expo in Chicago over the weekend. I
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thought this was funny, he said. He's it's not very
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much like Dwight, although there's some mannerisms. Because I played
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them for over two hundred episodes over nine years. But
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one thing that's great, and maybe notice this, is that
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Dwight has a little bit of a jerky face, and
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rain is a little bit of a jerky face. Having
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played Dwight allows me to be a jerky face to
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people and people laugh. I can be kind of an
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a hole and people are like, isn't that charming? So
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it's one of the benefits of playing like Dwight. Rain
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Will says. I talk to Jenna Fisher, who plays Pam.
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She can't tell any really edgy jokes because people are like,
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Pam would never say that, So Jenna has to kind
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of keep her dark, raunchy sits of humor and check
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because people really recoil from deadline amid monster viewership Gilmore Too,
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that's on you people. I did everything I could to
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stop that, and you guys just blew the stop sign
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and didn't care and watched that thing. Happy Gilmore Too
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had Netflix's biggest US opening weekend ever. Well now, because
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if people like you, Adam Sandler's Happy Medicine Productions are
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making even more movies. They're developing the novel Dad Cam.
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In the novel Dad Camp, we follow John a devoted father. Hey,
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I could play that who finds his once cloned spond
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with his daughter Avery unraveling as she enters her preteen years.
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I wouldn't be good at that. Desperate to reconnect before
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she starts middle school, he signs them up for a
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week long father daughter retreat at a Rundown summer camp,
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where he's forced to confront both his fears of losing
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her and the evolving nature of their relationship. Here's my prediction.
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Adam Sandler will play John and whichever Sandler daughter is
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the younger one will play the aged up version of
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the daughter that's a preteen in the novel. That's my
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prediction there, But that would probably be more dramatics. Maybe
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we would get good Adam Sandler, who knows. In other
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development news, also from Deadline, Paramount has acquired The Island,
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described as an R rated comedy based on an idea
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from Trevor Noah. The Island tells the story of two
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polar opposites, one a successful alpha businesswoman and the other
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a hopelessly dedicated male high school teacher. They're the sole
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survivors of a play crash on a deserted island, and
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after rely on each other to stay alive. Sources say
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Trevor Noah was inspired by COVID for this idea. Congratulations
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to Sam Nicoresti. Sam is the winner of the Edinburgh's
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Best Show at the Fringe. Sam Show Baby Boomer is
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based around a humiliating experience in a department store changing
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room out Today to hear Moore's special Aging Out, It'll
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be on album form wherever you listen to comedy things.
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In this self roasting, brutally honest hour to Hear More
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takes his audience on a wild ride through topics like
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the zombie apocalypse, fancy toilets, naps and aging out Today
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on the eight hundred Pound Gorilla, Chelsea Lynn's Trailer Trash
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Tammys Pontoon Party. That is a wonderful title. And we'll
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wrap up today on a very sad note. Comedian Reggie
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Carrol was shot dead in Mississippi. Police say they got
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a call about a shooting. When officers arrived, they found
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Reggie suffering from gunshot wounds. Police and first responders started
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performing life saving techniques. Reggie did not survive the injuries.
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South Haven Police have his suspect and custody, who has
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been charged with murder in Reggie's shooting death, one of
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Reggie's colleagues, Monique, said she had nothing but good times
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with Reggie, especially when they were on comedy tours together.
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Reggie Carroll was fifty two. Not your comedy news for Today,