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Callaroga Shark media. Man, you take one day off to
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go to the beach. It was one hundred degrees in Jersey,
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so I pretage Wednesday show on Monday. It's like, I
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go to the beach Tuesday, and it was like all
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kinds of news. I mean, good problem to have, because
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I got plenty to talk about today. But I'm sitting
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there on the beach watching my inbox and I'm like, really,
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come on, why today? All right? Mark Maren, he's kind
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of at it with the whul Andrew Schultz thing. I
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told you about Andrew Schultz the other day Maren put
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out in his newsletter. And I'll try and do this
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in a Maren e Ish not impression, but I'll try
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and do his cadence. This is it, people, It's finally here,
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American authoritarianism with a fully functioning fascist cultural apparatus. We
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did it. Took us about two hundred and fifty years,
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but we did it. I'm not sure which was more
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horrendoucent damning, the deploying of troops to la or the
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bombing of Iran, but they were of a kind orders
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of a leader who cares nothing about the people of
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this country and is autocratically creating a government that serves
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only his whims and power. This is the cost of
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a mindocracy and feeds the fire of inhumanity for his myopic, brutal,
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and dangerous followers. We get to live in real fear
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all the time now, not made up or generated internally,
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but actual terror of our government and our fellow Americans. Sorry,
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I don't want to be grim, but the unconstitutional attack
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of Iran and La will put in place the machinery
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to make this a military dictatorship. I hope all those
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people that voted for this passively and based in emotions
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are happy and proud of the America we're becoming, where
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pain feeds their excitement, and corruption and moral bankruptcy becomes
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their proud day to day way of moving through the world.
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I hope all the anti wool comics are happy about
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pushing this all through. The big question is when will
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they shut up about trans people intellectually challenge people, immigrants,
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that disabled, the minorities. I mean, they won the policies
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they were supporting, whether they knew it or not, aren't happening.
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I hope you can now stop playing the victim and
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just enjoy the amazing lack of diversity and diminishment of
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human rights and collective fury of supported. Because it's here,
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I assume you'll just keep at it. It's one thing
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to mock the week and another thing to celebrate their
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pain and deaths. I assume you have nothing else. Now
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that what you made is become hack, you can just
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go back to the standard. Maren made similar comments in
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the opening to Monday's podcast with guest Jordan Klepper. It
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is believed a lot of this obviously the news over
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the weekend with Iran, but a lot of this is
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also about the Andrew Schultz piece from the New York
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Times over the weekend. I talked about that on Tuesday's podcast.
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In the Times piece, Andrew Schultz told The Times he
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feels comfortable saying the R word. Schultz explained, if a
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parent ever said that word hurts me and I want
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you to not say it. I'm never gonna say in
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front of them. I don't want to hurt you. That's
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not my goal. But if they're like, I don't want
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you to ever say it again in your life, that's
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not going to happen. In other Mark Maren news his
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new special will stream on HBO Max starting April first.
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It is entitled Mark Maren Panicked. Maren says, I feel
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this is the best work I've done. Everything came together,
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the direction, the production designed, the shirt and the bits
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HBO gets me, and I'm thrilled it'll be presented by them. Now,
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this is interesting. It will air at eight o'clock Eastern,
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not ten o'clock. Well, that's cool. The other big news.
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Normally this would be the lead, but somebody went to
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the beach. Shane Gillis is hosting the twenty twenty five
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sp Awards. That is awesome. Shane told The Hollywood Reporter.
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I'm excited to be at the SP's of this year.
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I like sports, so this should be a good time.
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He's like the perfect post for that too, and good
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content for the podcast. Craig Lazarus is the executive producer
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of the SP's. He said Shane is not only one
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of the top comedians today but also a huge sports fan,
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which made him an easy choice to host the SP's.
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We're through all the work with him, blah blah blah.
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We then recap Shane's career. You know, LESNL podcast doing
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just fine. It's being a podcast, Deadline has a new one.
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This is interesting. It is called Comedy Means Business, so
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it shows just how big the comedy industry has gotten.
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The lead off guest is Nate Brigetzie. I talked about
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this in the Facebook group and I'll talk about it
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a little bit more tomorrow. You can just tell that
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Nate's people are pushing the heck out of Nate right now.
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Every now and then, the industry gets together and decides
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this person's next. If you listen to the show every day,
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we see a couple of these, maybe twice three times
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a year. But right now now everybody's in on Nate,
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and we're pushing Nate, and you're gonna like Nate. Nate's
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a superstar. And if you don't like that, too bad,
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because here's another article and I like Nate. But it's
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like tap the breaks, people tap the breaks. On the podcast,
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Nate says he's moving away from the all consuming nature
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of the most expansive globe trotting touring a comic can do.
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He'll do so now because he understands how much obsession
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you have to have, how much focus you have to
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have to get to where he's currently. What he needs
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to do to achieve the same level of success with
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the ventures he takes on. Next Nate's hosting the Emmys
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in September, so more push Push, Push, Push Push. The
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Comedy Means Business podcast every other week on Monday, although
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for the first month they're doing a pod every Monday.
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The Nate one is out. I just discovered this as
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I put the show together this morning, so I haven't
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listened to it yet. Next week's episode is called long
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Live the State, a documentary on the iconic sketch group
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The State that's stilling. We'll have a special called The
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Landlord July seconds on the streaming platform Veeps. There will
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also be an audio version. I always like that. On August.
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The Landlord was filmed in Denver and described as a
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story heavy caboose about nosy, unhinged landlords. If you've ever
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had to pay irritating lunatics in exchange for shelter, then
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this is the special for you. I like that a lot.
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Delling hopes everyone watching laughs so loudly they make their
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downstairs neighbor jealous. Hell, let's clear this out. This has
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been around all week Margaret Show for some reason, talking
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about Ellen Joe recently revealed Ellen was really weird not
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nice to me for most of my career. I opened
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for her in the nineteen eighties when she was a
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headliner in comedy clubs. Later, when I would do her
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talk show in the two thousands, she would act like
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we just met, and I'm like, bitch, what that's weird?
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We go way back. It's so creepy and weird. Wow,
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I can't believe Ellen isn't a nice person? Did we
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know this? Tina Fey and Amy played Atlantic City over
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the weekend. They opened with a rapid fire monologue similar
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to what they do with the Golden Globes. Tina told
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the crowd Ben Affleck is not here. He's home going
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through his contacts looking for more Jennifers to bother. It's
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a wacky Tina. That's a hack joke. Tina, come on,
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that's a hack. Probably played well with the crowd, but
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that's a hack joke. Amy Pohlar on Nicole Kidman. Nicole
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Kidman is not here tonight. She's too busy being in
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every single movie a TV show in her name. Whoa whoa? Amy?
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Are you making fun of people? Are you appropriating the
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Nicole Kidman character whoa whoa, whoa whoa? Los Angeles is
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gonna disown you. You better fall on your sword like
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you did last week for whatever it is you feel
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guilty about doing on SNL. WHOA what a brutal swipe?
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And Nicole Kidman, who are you? Joe Coy it's gonna
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face turn Leo DiCaprio is not here, I assume because
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Amy and I have a combined age of one hundred
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and five. And then the entire reason I'm bringing this
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up is because there's a Megan Markle joke and I'm
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the writer on the Palace Intrigue podcast where we talk
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about the Royal family seven days a week and often
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make fun of Megan Markle, and unlike Amy Poehler, I
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don't feel guilty at all. Amy Pohler, though, going full
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Joe Coy here said Megan Markle's not here tonight. She's
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putting flower sprinkles on cookies and Piers Morgan is furiously
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raged masturbating about it. Wow, boy, you better apologize to
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Piers Morgan. What a vicious Amy Pohlar, What has gotten
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into you? Unbelievable? We're gonna have to cancel Amy Poehler,
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for these vicious jokes. Friend of the show John Marco
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SIRESI podcast must be doing pretty well. It's called the
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Downside and it's moving to Headgum. John Marco saidam So
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Jazz to bring our listeners. The one thing they've always
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complained our podcast is missing ad reads. I feel you,
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you know, otherwise this is just an expensive hobby. As
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I like to say, are you watching Love Island? Everyone
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in my house under the age of me is watching
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Love Island. This is like the biggest topic in the house.
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And I'm like, what are you people watching? What are
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you talking about it? And then I go down to
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the basement and record podcasts. Ian Sterling, comedian and voice
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behind Love Island USA, is returning to the US with
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a brand new stand up comedy show, Ian Sterling Live.
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My kids will be excited. He'll be in LA on
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October twenty second and New York City October twenty ninth.
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Sterling told Deadline, hopefully people that have enjoyed me on
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Love Island and particularly enjoyed my voice, just seen what
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I've been doing for fifteen years, which is stand up.
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It's my chance to show America this is what I
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do and I'm not just a guy in a dark
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room behind a microphone. That is your comedy news for today.
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I can't even imagine what Amy Poehler is gonna do next.
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She's really out there. I mean, those jokes were just vicious.
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She should apologize. Just terrible. All right, I'll see tomorrow