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Matt Rife is gonna have a comedy cruise. Hello, I'm
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Johnny Mack once again, booleside with your daily comedy news.
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That's right, Matt Rife has announced ready for this title,
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Sweet Rife on Deck. I see what you did there,
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a comedy cruise featuring some of Matt Rife's stand up pals.
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It's a four night voyage setting sail from Miami. They'll
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stop off in Grand Turk February tenth through the fourteenth.
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What a better way to spend Valentine's Day than getting
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off a cruise ship, probably at like nine in the morning.
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Pretty good lineup Matt Rife, of course, Craig Robinson, Nate Jackson,
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Eric Griffin, Finesse, Mitchell Ian Edwards, April Macy, David Lucas,
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and like ten other names I didn't mention. There will
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also be live music from Blake Whitten and DJ sets
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from Cosmo Baker, DJ Rock and of course DJ Spider
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on Instagram. Matt Rif's all right, guys, I've been thinking
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about this for a very long time and it's finally
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coming to life. He promised, great comedians, great musicians, great people,
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only cool people, only good vibes. He also promised infinite
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activities on the boat. All right, what are the infinite activities?
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I'm intrigued. This sounds amazing. There's a welcome roast toast,
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a swimsuit competition with prizes, a talent show with prizes,
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movie nights, an all star comedians, basketball game, and more. Boy,
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if you're ever like boy, I'd love to watch a
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basketball game featuring I don't know, Clayton Thomas and Craig Robinson.
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I mean that sounds exciting, doesn't it. The first five
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hundred Cabins booked five hundred, I said, John, did you
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say five hundred? Yeah? The first five hundred Cabins book
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will include an onboard meet and greet and photo opportunity
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with Matt Rife. One hundred ex Hospitality CEO Dan Berkowitz said,
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Sweet Rife on Deck is about creating an experience that
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goes far beyond a comedy show, giving fans the opportunity
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to spend four unforgettable days immersed in Matt's world. We're
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excited to partner with Matt and Cloud nine Adventures to
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bring people together through comedy, connection and a truly unique
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vacation experience. Sure, why not? All right? We found out
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what this Alig stuff is. We're getting a movie why John,
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I don't know either, but it's called Ali G. Who
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is I is spelled with a Z because of course
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the Alig character is a moron. This will be in
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theaters October twenty third. It is Sasha Baron Cohen's feature
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directorial debut, and there is a trailer.
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Let's listen, Buya Kasha Minambiolo G representing the West Side
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of Stands upon Thames. In it, I is not with
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my first movie in over twenty decades, is coming out
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in the cinemas on the tenth day of the twenty
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third month. In it, the name of this film has
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been spray painted illegally on this wall by general graffiti orist.
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It's only in the movie fas later this year.
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So check you out West Side in case you're a
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youngster and you weren't. Around twenty years ago, Ali G
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was a British hip hop character who interviewed the likes
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of Donald Trump before he was president and the UN
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Secretary General. The humor came from these people not realizing
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this whole thing was a put on way back when
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on HBO there was Duh ali G Show, it was
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spelled d a Alig Show, because, of course Alig is
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a moron. Ali G also stared in the two thousand
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and two feature Ali G Into House one word into
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House stupid spelling, of course, and all that happened before Bora,
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which made two hundred and sixty two and a half
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million dollars in two thousand and six. Alig Into House
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did not receive a domestic release here in the States,
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but made twenty three million dollars plus abroad, the most
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of it from the UK. Anyway, Ali G? Who is I?
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October twenty third, Can't Wait? Ted Lasso Season four August fifth,
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on Apple TV. The new season finds Ted Lasso back
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in Richmond, coaching a second division women's football team. Well, first,
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I have a bad feeling about this. I feel like
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we've all kind of moved on and this is going
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to be diminishing returns. I hope I'm wrong. Some of
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the articles I've read suggest that they know that they
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kind of lost their mojo in season three. Now, part
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of that was the pandemic. Jason Sidekas got a big
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fluff piece from the Hollywood reporter, they tell us. In
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early February twenty twenty four, Jason Sidekas convened the writers
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of ted Lasso in California. He was having second thoughts,
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he said, I don't know if we're done. There were
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some ideas for potential spinoffs, all right. One of them
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would have been an idea about Roy Kent. Brett Goldstein
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had been working on that one. He plays Roy Kent,
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so I could see where he'd be motivated. Two different
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Ted Lassel staffers played around with the idea about a
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spinoff about character kee Lee Jones. That's a terrible idea,
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Sadeka said. He was even toying with a Leslie Higgins
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cartoon and a Danny Rojas telenovela, both terrible ideas. Brendan Hunt,
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who plays Coach Beard, said we were just kind of
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kicking the tires on it, or we were saying at
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the time, checking the viability of the soil the folks involved,
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like the idea of a women's soccer team as Coach
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Lasso's new thing to do. Bred Goldstein said, it all
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seems easy now, but it was hard because it's not
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a spinoff. You're like, it's not frasier cheer still exists.
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It's more like you're adding a room to the bar.
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Goldstein says, I think it has some of that Season
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one magic. The creatives point out doing another season with
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the old team didn't make sense creatively, and Jason Sadekas
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had to make some phone calls to those actors. He
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described those calls as very difficult, but he called them
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all directly because I didn't want them to hear it
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on the internet, because I love those guys and we
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all went through something together. Ted Lasso Season four, August fifth,
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you'll watch The twenty twenty six Indie Street Festival in
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Red Bank, New Jersey has revealed its full lineup. It
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includes the New Jersey premiere of Mark Maren's In Memoriam
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starring Mark Marin, the eleventh Annuel Indie Street Film Festival
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August seventeenth through the twenty third. The Daily Show is
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going vertical. They announced that they are producing their first
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micro drama, a serialized political soap opera made for the short,
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vertically shot format that is the trendy thing with the
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kids today. Comedy Central Humble brags the project is not
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only The Daily Show's first micro drama, but the first
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produced by any late night franchise, not the flex you
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think it is. The story centers on Alanka. That's Alanka,
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I said, Who is the beautiful daughter of an aging president. Hah.
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The aging President would prefer to spend more of his
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time in the Oval office sleeping. Huh. The aging President
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hangs around with two technology moguls. One is called Egon
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Husk and the other Jeff Zavos. Hah. But the official
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description tells us but in their lust for power and
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Alonka that leads to dangerously hot complications. Cast members released
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eight episode count distribution platform all have yet to be announced, So,
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in other words, you'd just announced something because it was
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your thirtieth anniversary. The folks at the Minneapolis Star Tribune
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went to see Kat Williams in concert. Kat joked that
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he had almost canceled the appearance because he was dealing
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with constant constipation, the side effect of a diet of
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too many greens. He did a bit where he slid
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across the floor and then perched on a stool and
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said everything I want to do anything visical that Sally
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gives me a talking to. He talked about the roast
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of Kevin Hart and said that he only appeared because
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Netflix agreed to his demands for one million dollars. I
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assume he's kidding there. Kat Williams said, they sent it
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to my account. While we're on the phone. The start sure,
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Bean tells us. Kat spent a lot of time in
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the set talking about the good things of life, most
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notably his investment in a thirty thousand dollars toilet. He
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then recycled some material about people coming out of Sean
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Combe's parties in the Hollywood Hills. Cat said, I need
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to get these jokes off while I can. Kat said,
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was only forty five minutes, but there were five openers. Interesting.
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David Cross was in Lexington doing some workouts. There was
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a standing room audience of only a few hundred people,
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where told David Cross ripped on everything from climbing Machu
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Pichu to doing a character bit involving an inappropriate rabbi
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and a patriotic anthem. He sings using the words of
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one of the presidents, uniquely worded speeches. So this me up.
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You know, I was prepping the show and I saw
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that Frankett Calliendo was going to be doing an appearance,
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and I went through the story. Caseau, ABC nine has
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the story. I find the whole thing funny, So Bay
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attention here. This is an actual news report, and you
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can tell that the ancre doesn't really know who Frank
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Calliendo is. And then towards the end, I find it
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funny that the Chamber of Commerce is really excited about
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a guy doing a John Madden impression. John Madden passed
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away in twenty twenty one. I'm not sure the kids
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today even know a thing about John Madden, other than,
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of course, there's a video game called Madden. John Madden's
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last broadcast was the Super Bowl February first, two thousand
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and nine, right, so that's seventeen years ago. So I'm
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not sure people even know who John Madden is anymore.
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I know, I just made you feel old. I get it,
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believe me. Anyway, Caseau has the story, and I just
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find this funny.
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For the fortieth annual su Land Chamber Dinner, organizers are
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taking a different direction with this year's headliner. Comedian, actor,
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and impressionist Frank Caliendo is set to headline. He has
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over twenty years of experience entertaining audiences on various platforms,
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including TV shows, radio and live performances. Of course, marks
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the first time that the Chamber has decided to bring
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in a comedian for the event, and officials say that
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they're excited about the big change.
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What I think Frank Calando brings is something for everybody.
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In this video we just introduced, he does a John
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Madden impersonation, Joe Biden impersonation, a Trump impersonation, Morgan Freeman.
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So whether you're a sports fan and you like John Madden,
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or you like going to the movies, Frank Caliendo's got
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something for you, and we're really excited for what he's
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going to bring to Sueland.
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The Flyover Comedy Festival is returning for its ninth year.
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It will take over the Delmore Loop. Headliners include David Cross,
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Roy Would Junior, The Sclar Brothers, He'll Say Sloan, Yakov Smirnoff,
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and nearly one hundred and fifty other performers including Cameron Esposito,
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Catherine Blandford You're paying attention to Katherine Blandford or You're not,
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Daniel Vankirk, and a bunch of others. Four day badges
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are currently available for purchase. Those include the Loop badge
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for seventy six dollars and nineteen cents. Interesting pricing point.
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I bet there's some state tax on there that gets
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that to a nice round number, would be my guess.
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I put on some events in the past with odd
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pricing like that. That way, it's probably just comes out
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to like eighty bucks. I'm not gonna look, but that
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would be my guess anyway. The Loop Badge offers first come,
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first served access to all club shows at Delmore Loop
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Venues and the Improv Shop. You can also get the
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Loop Plus badge for one hundred and fifty dollars and
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twenty eight cents, which includes all that plus access to
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one theater show, and the Everything Badge just two hundred
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and thirteen dollars and seventy eight cents, which includes access
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to everything you can go to Flyovercomedyfest dot com. If
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you want to pick up one of those two hundred
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and thirteen dollars seventy eight cent badges, and now I'm
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curious about the tax, let's do it. Okay, I've gone
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through several websites. I'm going to buy one Everything badge. Okay,
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Now I'm totally confused because it says Everything Badge two
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hundred and thirteen dollars seventy eight cents, includes eighteen seventy
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eight in fees. But my order summary says one Everything
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Badge one hundred and ninety five dollars, fees, eighteen seventy eight.
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Oh and then there's taxes twenty two dollars and six
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cents in taxes. Really, that's a lot of tax So
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my total for the Everything Badge is just two hundred
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and thirty five dollars and eighty four cents US currency.
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Flyover Comedy Festival. Hey, remember the other day we were
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also pullside and Scott the neighbor, was out, and I
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yelled over to Scott and I was telling you about
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Leslie Jones. Well, I didn't get to the entire Leslie
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Jones story. She had shared her favorite shows on HGTV.
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One of them is Help I Wrecked My House, which
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stars Jasmine. Leslie loves Jasmine. On an off screen she says,
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Jasmine's the bomb. Leslie also loves Fix My Frankenhouse. What
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is going on on this channel? Apparently? Fix My Franken
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House stars Boston based power couple Mike and Denise. Really,
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they tackle homes that have become an awkward patchwork of
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editions over the years. I had one of those in
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my old neighborhood. And of course you can watch Leslie
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Jones roast my rental Friday Nights at Santa Clock, which
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is also available to stream on HBO Max as HBO
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Max continues to completely water down their brand. And that
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is your comedy news for today Poolside See tomorrow.