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Caloroga Shark Media her Bullside. I'm Johnny Mack with your
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daily comedy news. The bull's very green today. Do you
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think it might have been vandals. I'll have to look
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into that. Matt Rife in trouble. I don't know what
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to do with this one, okay. Matt and his collaborator Elton,
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were on Instagram promoting an event at Haunted Warren Museum.
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That's a paranormal spot that the pair had purchased last year.
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It is best known for housing the demon doll. Anna Belle,
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a parent normal investigator, responded to the post by commenting
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on the Salem witch trials, which, for reasons unknown, told
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Matt Rife to rip into the quote lifeless douchebag by saying,
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please remove yourself from this earth. The paranormal investigator responded
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on Facebook saying, now I'm going to move forward with
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all this nonsense, garbage what Matt said, and Elton control
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your mittor Matt or get Matt therapy. I don't ever
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want to see Matt bully a person with all autism again,
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Do I make myself clear? Not okay to say with
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a person with autism, I have autism. A source close
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to matt Riife told TMZ that matt Rife is quote
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relentlessly bullied in the comment section of his post with
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vile remarks. TMZ understands that matt Rife responds to the
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trolls and then the troll deletes the original comment. The
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source says there's context missing from matt Rife's exchange with
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the Paranormal Investigator since the original comments are deleted. TMZ
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wants us to know that Matt and Elton charged people
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up to one hundred and sixty six dollars for admission
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to the Haunted Warren Museum and that has ticked off
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a lot of people in the paranormal community. Bill Maher
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also in trouble for a comment about Ariana Grande's wait
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on Friday's HBO Bill Maher Show. During his opening monologue,
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Bill Moore said, I hope the aliens are here. I do.
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I hope they're here, and they're watching us, and they're
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going to save us. And by the way, the Trump
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administration this week, just a few days ago, maybe yesterday,
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unleashed a new trove of UFO files. Interesting things in there,
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triangular craft, weird lights over an army base, a stick
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like figure with large eyes. Oh, that was just an
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Ariana Grande video. The audience apparently laughed at that joke.
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More tagged it with please we kid, Maybe that joke
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will make it or eat something that one didn't go
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over as well, And now people are met at Bill Maher.
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Don't forget to watch Days of Our Lives Today. John
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Oliver in character arrives at the office of Salem may
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Or Paulina Price, suggesting that whatever brings him to town,
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it runs straight through city hall. John Oliver will be
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on today, tomorrow, and the fourteenth. This is different than
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his three episode stint on General Hospital last month. I
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should probably hop in the car and drive about five
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miles down to Madison, New Jersey to see if I
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can run into Adam Sandler. He's been spotted in Madison
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filming Grown Ups Three Grown Ups Three will start. Adam Sandler,
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Kevin James, Chris Rock, Christy You Need Money, David Spade,
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Rob Schneider, Maya Rudolph and others also joining famous actress
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Jackie Sandler, Shaquille O'Neal, Colin Quinn, Tim Meadows, Cherio, Terry
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Ellen Cleighorn, and Nick Swartzen. Also include Julie Bowen does
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she need Bunny? Shea sitcom for ten years? Dion Cole,
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famous actress, Sadie Sandler, different famous actress Sonny Sandler, and
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about Tan More names a lot of people in this movie.
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The official log line tells us, now that their kids
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are all grown up, the gang is finally free to
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go on the Ultimate Adventure. Apparently they were filming this
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at the Madison Hotel, A very nice place, been there.
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The hotel's front desk declined to confirm anything when reached
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by North Jersey dot Com, but both Rod's Restaurants and
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the Red Dog Tavern were closed for a few days. Hmm. Meanwhile,
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just up the road, Madison, New Jersey, closed Green Village
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Road entirely on August sixth to accommodate filming. From The
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La Times. Anthony Jessinik, who's only forty seven, imagines that
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his comedy career is winding down. He said, I'd love
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to take a crackety the short stories of writing a novel.
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J Justinick says, you see a guy like Jim Carrey,
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the last thing he wants to do is make anyone
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laugh anymore. He wants to be taken seriously. He believes
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his stage persona has spared him from that. Jesslinick says,
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people are afraid of me. Fans who approach me are
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careful because my stage persona is borderline psychopath. I don't
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feel that needs to take it seriously. I think I
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am taken seriously. The Only Times tells us Justinick's comic
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sensibility explores cruelty, shock, transgressions, and anti heroes, and it's
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what continues to draw Anthony to literature. Jessinick said, I
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love bank robbers. I love the idea of the villain winning.
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That is revolutionary to me. You're raised on TV and
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things have to be wrapped up in half an hour
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and the morall has to hold. I love that books
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don't have to play by those rules. The folks at
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the Santa Barbara Independent went to see Trevor Noah. We're
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Till Trevor Noah had a nice mix of semi local
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specific topics like driving from LA to Santa Barbara, the
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joke they are told better by Trevor, all these random churns.
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It's just me and a thousand other ways friends trying
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to shave a minute off our time. Trevor doesn't like
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the beach. She said, you rinse the sand off your
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feet in the water, and then you walk back on
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the beach in the sand. We learned from Trevor Noah
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why men love sports so much. It's the one place
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where we feel things without being judged by ourselves. We
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get to cry, we get to be sad, we get
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to be disappointed, and we get to blame it on
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the team. We bring everything we've experienced that week, and
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we put it all on the team. All those Knicks fans,
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they weren't burning the streets because of the Knicks. That
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was everything they've experienced in their life for the last
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fifty years. Finally they had an excuse to express it. Apparently,
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Trevor did some impressions of Obama, George Bush, presumably w
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and Donald Trump. The reporter said Trevor's bit about what
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it would be like if Trump trained AI was so
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funny that they had tears. The punchline there as recapped
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by a reporter and told better by Trevor Noa than
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Johnny Mack. Who better to treat a system that constantly
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spews bs than an AI? You think they give you problems?
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Now at least your AI will apologize to you. You
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give it one week with Trump training, and you'll be like,
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what is the capital of Nicaragua And it'll be like Paris,
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and you're like that's wrong, and the AI will be like, no,
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it's not. A lot of people are saying that. A
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lot of people are saying it. A lot of people
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are saying that Paris is at Nicaragua. That is funny.
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He also told the joke about something that will get
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me in trouble with people who wear sunglasses. So I'll
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refer you to the Santa Barbara Independent to read that.
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One watched a couple of things on the TV ted
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Lasso season four episode one Boy. That was rough, and,
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as I shared in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News podcast,
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I need some reality in my sitcom and like the
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idea that Ted Lasso's not a super successful Premier League coach.
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He finished second with like a you know, not really
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good team he'd be working, he'd at least be on TV.
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Just I don't want to spoil it, but like the
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whole setup for season four, I'm just not buying it.
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I asked put on Ricky Gervay's Alley Cats, and then
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I texted my friend and dared them to get to
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three minutes in. Oh my goodness, that is terrible. John Clees,
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who knows more about comedy than I do, disagrees with
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Johnny Mack. He posted on Twitter the Ricky Gervay's Cats
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animation is quite wonderful. Gerve's responded said, thanks so much,
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John Clease. That means quite a lot from the creator
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of the greatest British suitcom of all time. Lad Who
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am I to argue with the great John Clees. Tammy
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Pascatelli has a special out today Comedy Dynamics, filmed at
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the Triad Theater. Tammy Pascatetlli takes on family, marriage, aging,
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pop culture, and the absurdities of everyday life. Tammy says
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the specials will throwback to the kind of comedy I
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grew up watching, in the kind I still love today.
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I'm so proud of how it turned out, happy to
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be working with Comedy Dynamics. Blah blah blah. Comedian and
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culinary content creator Corey b will tape his debut comedy
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special at the Piper Repertory Theater in Mesa, Arizona, on
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October seventeenth as part of the Out of the Kitchen tour,
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Corey said, this is a chance for my fans who
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haven't been to a show yet to see a whole
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new side of me. Out of the kitchen and onto
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the stage. Amanda Knox is performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
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The New York Times says before the show, she was
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pacing the stage for about fifteen minutes. She'd been trying
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out her jokes prior to her one hour fringe debut
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as a stand up comic. In her act, Knox roam
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the stage where toys and clothes were scattered, telling stories
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and occasionally dialoguing with the recorded voice of her daughter,
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who's five years old. Knox was trying to find the
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humor in her own story. You may recall, Amanda Knox
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was wrongly held in prison in Italy for years for
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the two thousand and seven murder of her roommate. We
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covered that yesterday. The Times tells us, then Amanda told
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her joke about her daughter's favorite game, It's called Mama
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Goes to Italy. In the game, her daughter grabs the
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bars of a jungle gym at their local playground screams,
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let me out, Let me out. An online petition against
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the performance got forty thousand signatures. It went on anyway.
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The Daily Mail published an article on its website with
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the headline is there anything Foxy Noxy won't do for
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attention or money? Median Jennif Friedman quoted in This Times
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article who said her level of bravery doing this is
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just beyond comprehension. Knox said, there's a defined streak in
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me that's like, you know what, I didn't hurt anybody.
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I'm not at fault for what happened. The show is
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being marketed as a woman quote approaching forty, juggling motherhood
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and finally getting around to being furious about the whole
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wrongful imprisonment thing, especially when half the world is telling
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her to get over it, while the other half still
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thinks she's guilty. Tony Lancaster is the director of the
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Fringe Society. He told BBC Radio Scotland. We're not afraid
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of controversy. The decision as to whether or not the
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show goes ahead lies with herself and it lies with
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the venue. As sympathetic as we already the individual cases
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the crop up and absolutely is apparent I could relate
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to the pain that they describe, but that can't be
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a criteria, can't be one of the lenses we look
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through the show's venue, the Gilded Balloon, Teviot said in
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a statement the Edinburgh Festal Fringe as an open access festival.
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As a Fringe venue, we provide a platform for a
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whole range of voices, in line with the Fringe's long
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standing commitment to freedom of expression within the confines of
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the law. And I'm sure our audiences can make informed
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choices and maybe Johnny Max not wrong about everything. Jimmy
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Fallon won the week with his big as audience since
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twenty twenty four thanks to latenighter dot com who has
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this wonderful information now. To be fair, Jimmy Kimmel Live
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minus Jimmy Kimmel was with Jimmy Kimmel. I think in
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repeats anyway. So new episodes of Jimmy Fallon moved into
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first place in both total viewers and adults eighteen to
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forty nine. Fallin averaged one point five to four to
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one million total viewers week of July twenty sixth, up
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nine percent from the previous week. Fallon also won the
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eighteen to forty nine one hundred and eighty four thousand viewers.
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Jimmy Kimmel Live, which aired five guest host repeats. Okay,
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there's the answer there, fell to one point zero six
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four million in the demo, just one hundred and forty
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one thousand. The Late Show Stephen Colbert had zero viewers
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because that's no longer on CBS's Comics Unleashed, that's airing
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repeats itself. Wow, that got seven hundred and ninety two
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thousand total viewers. Still finished third at twelve thirty CBS
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is funny, you should ask four hundred and forty nine
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thousand total viewers, fifty two thousand adults, eighteen of forty nine,
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fifty two thousand. That's like podcast bad. I mean, like
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that's bad for a podcast. Over at NBC Late Night
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with Seth Myers, it was their last week of original
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episodes before a seven week HI it is Make twelve
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thirty great again. Myers averaged nine hundred and forty three
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thousand viewers, up two percent and in the eighteen of
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forty nine is one hundred and twenty thousand adults. And
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that is your comedy news Pool Side Green, very green Pool.
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We're gonna have to investigate how this got green. Some
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people are saying there were vandals. Other people saying it
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rained a lot last week and you didn't put in
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enough chlorine. We'll get to the truth and we'll see
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you tomorrow