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Calorogus Shock Media. Hey there, I'm Jenny Mack with your
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daily comedy news. John mulaney was on Ted Danton's podcast.
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He told Ted that he was able to resist the
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temptation of grabbing his wife Olivia's cancer related painkillers and
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other medication. John says, the obsession of it was gone.
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I brought her a tray with apple juice, something that
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she wanted to eat that her mom had made in
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the kitchen, and then it had oxyconton and some sort
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of nerve medication and a Xenax which they also gave
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for just rest and recovery. It never crossed my mind
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that I was holding these medications in my hand. The
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obsession of it was gone. I thought, Oh, I'm so
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far beyond that, and I can be a good butler
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with the best client. That's great, great to hear about John.
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He says, people stay the same in so many ways,
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and I'm still the same person I was when I
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was like five in so many ways. But I'll admit
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it's a huge change, just a huge way of looking
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at everything. I'm shocked I did it. I'm shocked I
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was able to do it. Dancing was like become sober,
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you mean, John said, to actually stick to it in
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every way, do not have well I still do this,
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or well I'm trying like nothing wrong or shameful about relapse.
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I mean, I'm just shocked always that it landed dance
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and asked mulaney if he can see triggers quote two
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miles out. M'laney said, oh, yeah, I'm very lucky that
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life's been so great that it's always thirty miles out.
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But I'll be doing something. I go, huh, you really
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want to be this exhausted, stretched, thin, a little aggrieved.
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Luckily those things are miles and miles off. That's part
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of it. It's just always knowing, so addicted to the
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self control of it in so many ways, and so
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happy that I'm always present when I'm with my kids
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and Olivia and friends and everything. I was in a
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bad neighborhood in my brain for a while. You always
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ever expect for it that it's still there. You go,
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I see you and know you're there. That's not my
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daily life. Good job, John Mulaney, that's awesome. Mike pro Bagley,
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it's all Vanity Fair. They're writing this show. The one
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out on Monday, forced me to try to understand my dad,
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because if you don't see the humanity and the characters,
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it's not interesting. It's extraordinarily challenging when someone's had a
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cute stroke but it's calmed him down. My early specials,
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my dad would shout. He wouldn't even understand why. I'd
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be like, I'm eating Bretzels. I'd be like, is he angry?
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Is he hungry? What's the emotion being expressed in this special?
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I forced myself to unpack the emotion being expressed. He
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oddly doesn't have the edge or the weight of the
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world on him. He's sort of a protagonist. He's not evil,
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He's just a human being. I think that's my personal
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journey with him as well. Ronnie Ching recently became an
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American citizen. Congratulations. He joked about it, saying, anyone can
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apply for a citizenship during Obama that's easy, Golden age great,
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so applin. Now if you really want it, do it now.
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And that's what I did. It's kind of thirty years
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in the making in the sense I've been trying to
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come back to America since I left in ninety three
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when I was seven years old. I've been trying to
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come back to do stand up comedy, and I finally
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came back in twenty fifteen, ten years ago, and then
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citizenship nine years later. And it's a weird time to
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do it because the things that attracted me to America
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were back to the future. It was Seinfeld, it was
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Michael Jordan, it wasn't the Iraq War. So it's weird
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to join. It's like you're joining this evil empire, but
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that's not why you join it. It just so happened
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to the evil empire. Some really nice TV shows and
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they do stand up comedy and The Death Star that's
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really funny. Send your letters to Ronnie Chang. I turned
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down offers to tour overseas all the time. I've got
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no interest in it because I came from there. I've
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been trying to come here, So it makes sense for
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me to get citizenship because if I do leave the country,
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I know he can come back to the stuff I've
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been building here. I came to The Daily Show at
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the end of twenty fifteen, so this Trump thing is
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all I've known. This isn't that new, to be honest.
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Since I came to America, the shadow has been looming
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or in charge. He's been talking crap for a long
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time now. We're used to him talking crap. He's been
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throwing chaos in the mix for a long time now,
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So in that sense, doesn't feel like anything new. In
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terms of coverage, obviously his efficacy is stronger now, undoubtedly,
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But in terms of the daily show, it's almost like
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being in an emergency room. You kind of get done
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to it because there's always a car wreck every day.
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It's something new coming in, it's something you have to
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comment on. It seems outlandish, but at the same time,
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it's been outlandish for nine years, so is it outlandish?
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That's the feeling. Joe Coy who once hosted the Guild
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and Globes and told a joke about Taylor Swift, but
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we're not gonna talk about that today. He delivered the
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keynote speech at cal State LA's commencement ceremony. Koi told
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the students it's not easy. Getting to where you want
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to go takes a lot of hard work, takes a
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lot of sacrifice, takes a lot of falling flat on
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your face, and that's when you find out who you
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really are. That's when you build the grit the heart
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and the strength to keep pushing. Joe Koi was conferred
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an honorary degree of Doctor of Fine Arts. Words of
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wisdom from Joe Koi in no matter how many times
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you bomb, it doesn't matter. Just don't give up, keep
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showing up, keep believing in yourself. You don't need everyone
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to believe in you, just you believe in you. And
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if there's a Lionel Richie impersonator, it likes you too,
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that's also good. Rommy Yusef gave the commencement speech at Ruckers.
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Rommy accepted an Honorary Doctor of Fine Arts. His parents
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were there and Rommy said to his parents, I just
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want you to know part of why I dropped out
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was because how expensive it was. And now I am
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here with a PhD that I got for free, and
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I believe it's the greatest and the biggest Arab discount
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of all time. The Hollywood Reporter did a big round
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table with many many comedians. I shared it in the
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Facebook group Daily Comedy News podcast group. By the way, boy,
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the porn bots are really trying to get in Lona
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spam lately. Luckily you've got to answer three questions and
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the pornbots don't answer any of the three questions. Plus
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the admins helped me keep the pornbots out. Thank you admins. Anyway,
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I'll pick at this roundtable for the next few days.
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Seth Meyers talked about the hardest he ever bombed was
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at Madison Square Garden. It was that concert for Hurricane Sandy.
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They asked me and Bill Hater to do us to
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fawn thing and Bill said, I'm not going to do it,
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and then they said, what about Bobby Moynihana's drunk uncle.
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So we'd written this thing. Chris Rock saw us backstage
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costume and he goes, you're going to follow the Who
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with sketches. All of the confidence strained out of our faces,
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and sure enough we went out and they were so angry.
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Stephen Colbert is going to be on a variant cover
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of DC comics upcoming Batman Superman World's Finest Issue number forty.
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On the cover, super Man is guesting on The Late
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Show at Stephen Colbert as Batman stands against the City Skyline. Backdrop,
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Superman is seen holding a cover of his book I
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Am Superman and So Can You. That is a joke
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referring to Colbert's Colbert Rapport era book I Am America
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and So Can You. Another cover for the issue reportedly
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depicts Batman and Superman in the clutches of late night
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TV on the fictional late night show Gotham Tonight. Wonder
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who host Gotham Tonight? I could probably look that up.
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I should look that up. Hmm. Gotham Tonight was a
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six episode docu series mini series Creating directed by Christopher Nolan,
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which was included in these special features. For the Dark Night,
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Anthony and Michael Hall played Mike Ingel some fun facts.
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Over the years, Marvel Comics has given the cover treatment
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to stars like Letterman, Kimmel, and the original SNL cast.
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I've got a I think it's a what if. I've
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got a Letterman cover somewhere in the boxes, in the
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back of the closet, in the back of the bay.
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But I have that one. A nineteen sixty three issue
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of There was a comic book for real called Superman's
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Girlfriend Lois Lane. In a flashback, depicts Lois Lane appearing
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on The Steve Allen Show Steve Allen on the Mount
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Rushmore of Late Night. In case you miss Sunday's episode,
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go back and listen to it. I know it was
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a holiday weekend. I really liked that episode. Go back
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and listen to Sunday The Mount Rushmore of Late Night
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Comedy includes Steve Allen Batman's Superman World's Finest Number forty
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out June eighteenth. Let's stop off on gossip Corner. Fortune
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dot Com was keeping an eye on Amy Schumer's real
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estate purchases, and they tell us when Amy wants to
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get away from New York, she flies to New Orleans,
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where she and her husband have invested in a second
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home in the French Quarter. Fortune tells us, though primarily
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based in Manhattan, where she moved recently. After listing her
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Brooklyn Town home for fourteen million dollars, Schumer told Reelder
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dot com that her New Orleans Highway was her dream
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come true. Forbes estimates Amy Schumer's net worth today be
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thirty seven and a half million dollars. That sounds high.
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I believe it, but wow, Forbes tells us. After finding
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wealth and fame, Amy said about investing in real estate,
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the first of which was the family form she lived
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on as a child, but was forced to leave when
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her parents filed for bankruptcy. Another of her purchases is
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a two hundred thousand dollars treehouse, which the listing site
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speculates is on the grounds of her home in Martha's Vineyard.
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Must be nice, all right. The BBC Director of Comedy,
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John Petrie, unveiled a bunch of new shows at the
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BBC Comedy Festival in Belfast. Some good stuff here and
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some names you will know even if you don't follow
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British comedy carefully. John Petrie said the BBC continues to
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be the biggest single investor in original comedy content in
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the UK and for the second year running, eight of
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the top ten scripted comedies were on the BBC. All right,
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let's take a look at the shows. Anne Droid like
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Ann New Word Droid. Anne Droid stars Diane Morgan, who
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I Love You may know her from the various Kunk series.
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Diane Morgan stars as a social humanoid robot created to
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keep outwardly people company and monitor to their health. It's
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twenty twenty nine. Sue's husband David passed away eighteen months
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ago and her only son, Michael's moving out again to
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try to fix his marriage. But the good news is
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he got Sue surprise to help her live independently, a
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care provider with the difference the latest D five hundred
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social humanoid elder care robot. What Develops is a buddy
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comedy between an older woman and her robot. Okay, that's fun.
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Bill's Included a typical sitcom punny name. Bill's Included is
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about Bill. Bill is a middle aged divorcee who staves
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off financial ruin by renting a spare room to students.
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Warm Hearted and eager, but neurotic and slightly overbearing, Bill
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is thrilled by the youthful energy his lodgers bring, but
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baffled by their difference to his laminated house rules and
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color coded cutlery. He's torn between wanting to be part
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of the gang, sharing banner, keeping up with trends, and
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clinging to his role as the responsible adult. Next up
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is Small Profits, a six port comedy created, written, and
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directed by Mackenzie Crook. Synopsis A comic tale of eccentric
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Michael Sleep, who, since his darling Clia disappeared seven years ago,
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has lived a very ordinary life. One day, his dad,
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Brian shares an old recipe involving rain, water, horse manure,
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and a little alchemy with recipie in hand, Michael sets
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about to create a magical prophesying spirit that can predict
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the future and hope the spirit has the answer to
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his burning question, will I ever see Clea again? Boy?
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That's complicated but fun. Michael Palin of Monty Python fame
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is part of that one in Stuffed after he receives
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an unexpected eight thousand pound Christmas bonus at work, Arcelon
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Ferrooki and his multi faith family set off on the
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trip of a lifetime when they swap Coventry for the
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Magic of Lapland his wife Hannah, his two daughters, and
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brother in law Jamie are all set for the ultimate
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festive adventure. However, you knew there was, however coming right
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when office worker Arsland discovers the bonus was a mistake
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and must be repaid immediately, Christmas chaos ensues. In The
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Reluctant Vampire, set in a timeless English village where everything
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is picturesque, everything except for the vampires living in the
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Castle on the Hill come out at night for a
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little drink of the locals. Val has been raised in
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a very typical vampire family, but has always felt a
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bit different and hopelessly inept at rising to meet Dad's
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high standards. Following a surprise encounter with his reflection, he
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realizes he's not undead, not in the least bit. Now
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the big secret to hide, Val must navigate finding out
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who he truly is by mingling with the locals to
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learn the intricacies of their behavior and what it means
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to be human. Well that's fun. Ashlan b has been
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hosting Who Do You Think You Are, which airs on
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BBC one. Her trip followed the well established form You Love,
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a genealogy series renowned for producing celebrities to tears as
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they find out about their ancestors. B finds out in
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Limerick that her mother's family were relative well to do
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landowners with forty acres to their name in the late
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nineteenth century, which brought the unwelcome attention of the dispossessed