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Hello, I'm shutting back with your daily comedy news. This
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weekend is the sixty eighth annual Daytona five hundred, and
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who's going to be there. It's Bert Kreischer. He's headlining
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the inaugural Full Throttle Festival Good Name, a night of comedy,
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music and barbecue the pre race bash at the Ocean
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Center Convention Center in Daytona Beach. Leonard Skinnard will be
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playing and Bert Kreischer will do a performance that's exciting.
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Bert Kreischer said, Race weekend in Daytona is the super
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Bowl of speed, and for me that means going absolutely massive.
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So I figured, why not build the biggest, wildest, greatest
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pre race party ever. We're not just having a party.
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We're bringing a rock show, a country show, a comedy show,
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and the kind of barbecue and beer that would make
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a pit crew chief proud. We're stuffing all that, the fun,
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the laughs, the meat sweats inside the Ocean Center of
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the night before the Daytona five hundred. It's my ultimate
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dream at NASCAR Tilgate come to life, and I cannot
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wait to see Daytona go full throttle with us. There
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will also be an expansive craft beer program and signature
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cocktails for those at twenty one and older. Bert Kreischer
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told OutKick, I'm so ready for the festival. I live
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my life by rewards, like I inventize things, and this
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is my treat. I've been on the road for twenty
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five days straight, and I end my tour and I
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see my wife in Daytona. I cannot wait. Bert talked
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about attending at DAYTONI said, Tom Sigor and I went.
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We brought our tour buses and so the event of
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parking in the infield and experiencing the three days leading
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up to the actual race, you know, all the races
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that are going on, all the trials, everything is a blast.
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It's so welcoming that I feel like it's got to
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be what it feels like if you go to Germany
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for Octoberfest and you're like, oh, so this is Germany.
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Like a German if they come over, they should go
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to a NASCAR race, But camp out, get an RV
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and camp out, get a ton of cold beers, get
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a bunch of barbecue, set up a grill. Because that
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camaraderie that happens at these events, that's what really draws
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me to it. I got to go to a lot
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of NASCAR races when I worked for Serious and Bert
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is nailing it now. I'm a boy from New York City.
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I didn't know anything about NASCAR the first time I
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went down there, and I saw everybody just walking around
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in head to toe Budweiser gear. I remember seeing one
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guy dressed in a Kellogg's, you know, racing suit, much
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like I might wear a Mets jersey. They would wear
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the outfit of their favorite driver, and I'm like, Kellogg's, okay,
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But man, was everybody nice. I've got a picture of
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myself sitting on the track of the Daytona five hundred
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an hour before racetime. They let the civilians on the track,
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which I can't believe because I know I could have
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been a jerky face and taken out a chisel and
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just put a hole in the track, but they just
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let everybody kind of hang out. And I've got a
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picture of me and this dude dressed head to toe
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and bud gear. I guess he was a Dale junior fan,
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and we were drinking buds out of his cooler and
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it was just the greatest experience. And then I had
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a humbleverrag flex. I had what's called a hot pass,
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so I could hang out on pit road during the race.
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And I'll tell you I was standing there and I
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was super appreciative, but I knew I did I appreciate it,
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and what I mean by that it would be like,
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I'm from Queens. I'm not a NASCAR fan, so would
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be like somebody who's not a Mets fan sitting in
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the Mets dugout during the World Series. It was the
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equivalent of that. So like, I'm like, this is an
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amazing experience, but I kind of felt guilty because I'm like,
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there's somebody across the road there in the stands who
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would like kill to do this. But it was super awesome.
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I did a bunch of races and nailed it. As
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I would walk around the infield with our host and
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Mark says high, people would offer us food and drink
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and everybody was super friendly and super cool. If you've
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never been to a NASCAR race and you have an
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opportunity to go, you should go and bring ear plugs
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because you're going to wind up paying ten bucks for
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your plugs if you don't bring them yourself. It is loud,
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and I know you think you know it's loud, You
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have no idea it's loud. Whatever you think, I'm telling you,
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it's louder than that. And the cars go by so
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fast that unless you turn your head and follow the
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cars along, if you just stare straight ahead, all you
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see is just and you don't even your eyes don't
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even lock on an actual car. So I am a
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NASCAR fan, and I'm a big fan of NASCAR events.
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Another time I went down to Talladega. Jeff Foxworthy was
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the Grand Marshall. So I went down and Talladega's kind
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of in the middle of nowhere. So I flew down
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on a Saturday night State at Atlanta, got up early,
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drove to Talladega, hooked up with Foxworthy, recorded some stuff,
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stayed for most of the race. I was parked on
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the infield and I was like, all, I've done NASCAR
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racist before and I'm not that big a fan. I'm
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going to leave twenty laps early so i can get
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out of here. But they had actually closed off the
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area and I couldn't get to my car. You weren't
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allowed to walk under the tunnel under the track. You
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were allowed to drive under the tunnel, but you couldn't
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walk under it. So I actually offered a local couple
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to a car. I'm like, we it was like the apocalypse.
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I offered them twenty bucks to drive me basically I
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don't know thirty feet and they were like, sure, hop in.
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And then the wife said to the husband, don't take
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the guy's money. So, whoever you were a couple twenty
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years ago, I appreciate you. Talladega was awesome and Talladega
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so big. You have to see it if you've never
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been in there, the tailgating area. I said, it looked
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like a small city had been evacuated because of nuclear
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scare or something, and everybody was told to go here.
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It's just this huge, tense city, but everybody's cool. I digress,
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Get back to it. John all Right, Tomorrow's grand Marshall
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is Nyprighatzy. Nate was on the Backstretch podcast. He said
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he's been a NASCAR fan for a long time now.
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Nate is from Nashville, so that makes sense that tracks.
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Nate said racing was an inevitable part of his childhood,
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but it was only in his late teens that he
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really got I know it and he said, then you
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start doing comedy, get busy, and it's a mix of
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like how do you do everything with sports? But I've
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always been a NASCAR fan. I love it when someone
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just kind of goes out on their own and just
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sees if it works out or if they get crushed
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and go back talking about racing and pacts there. As
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part of my prep, I came across these five things
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to know about Nate Berghatzy before the Daytona five hundred.
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Number one, Nate Brigazzy becomes first comedian to be Daytona
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five hundred Grand Marshal. We're told there have been actors
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and athletes, musical artists and wrestlers, former race car drivers,
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even a President of the United States, but never has
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a comedian Marshall for the Daytona five hundred. Congratulations Nate Bergazzy.
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Last year's Grand Marshall Anthony Mackie. You may know him
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as Captain America. Number two thing you need to know
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about Nate Bergazzy. Nate Pergazzy has huge comedy career. Thanks
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ratcle Writer. They worked hard on that one. Number three
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Nypergazzy's first feature film coming in twenty twenty six. Oh yes,
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this is The Breadwinner, which hits theaters May twenty ninth.
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If you've seen the trailer, perhaps you feel the way
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I did. I asked, was Kevin James not available? It
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does not look good. Nate created, co wrote, produced, and
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starred in The Breadwinner, So if it sucks, we know
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who to blame, and if it's good, we know who
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to give credit to. It also stars Mandy Moore, Colin
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Jose and Kamil Nanjiani. For some reason. Fun fact Number
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four Nate Bergazzi roots for Vanderbilt and the Tennessee Titans.
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Did I mention he's from Nashville? And number five fun
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fact Natepergatzy has NASCAR history. The fun fact is he
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was the honorary pace car driver for the Ally four
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hundred at Nashville Superspeedway back in June twenty twenty three.
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Also happening this weekend, tomorrow, Fox will air episode eight
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hundred of The Simpsons. In episode eight hundred of The Simpsons,
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it is titled Irrational Treasure, and Marge Simpson takes Santa's
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Little Helper to Philadelphia to enter Santas Little Helper in
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a dog show. Homer Simpsons stows away on the trip,
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and soon they are embroiled in a national treasure like conspiracy.
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Guest stars include Kevin Bacon. Creator Matt Greening says, one
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of the great things for me is we've done so
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many episodes that I can watch earlier episodes and not
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remember a single thing about them. Every time we do
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a new episode, it seems another episode because out of
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my brain. The Simpsons had a party at the Fonda
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Theater in LA At the anniversary parties, they have the
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joke tagline almost halfway there, and they said that seemed funny.
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At the one hundred and fiftieth episode party, the two
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hundred to four hundred th and eve of the six hundredth,
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no one thought the show would go that far. But
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now that they've hit eight hundred, they want to see
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if they can hit episode one thousand. Fox has renewed
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The Simpsons through season forty. Greening says, I think that'd
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be an honorable thing to shoot for. I would do
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it for two hundred more or more. Once in nineteen
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ninety five, check your guild. There's a reporter asked me,
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how long can the Simpsons go on? I say, we're
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probably closer to the end of the beginning, which I
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thought was very elegantly vague. But the headlines with that
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I was saying the Simpsons was canceled. I've learned to say,
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no end in sight. Do you want to do the math?
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It'll take them another ten years to get to episode
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one thousand. Tomorrow, on this very program, comedian Drew Lynch
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stops by to promote his appearance at the Vancouver Comedy Festival,
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And because of that, I'm going to tell you who's
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at the Vancouver Comedy Festival both today and tomorrow. Let's
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start with today, Valentine's Day. If you're in Vancouver, grab
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your loved one and be like, hey, want to see
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some comedy shows. I listen to this guy does a
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podcast in the basement. He's telling us we should go
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see rosebud Baker at the Review Stage at nine pm.
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We might see the Alternative Show hosted by Mark Little,
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that's an eleven PM show at the Review Stage, and
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some other people that I'm not all that familiar with. Again,
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my general advice at a comedy festival is feel encouraged
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to go see some people that maybe you haven't heard of.
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All Right, Sunday Night, No Brainer at seven o'clock Ismo.
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Did you hear Ismo? He was the guest last Sunday,
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So go see Ismo at seven o'clock on Sunday. Rosebud's
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got another show, James A. Caster got a show at eight.
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You're gonna go see Ismo. Mary Beth Barone, she's really good.
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She's got to show at eight. But you're gonna go
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see Ismo in the Alternative shows at nine o'clock. So
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that would be what I would do. I'd do Ismo
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and then the Alternative show at the Vancouver Comedy Festival,
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but I didn't go. I'm home in New Jersey and
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I will leave you with this. Film director Roger Avery
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was on the Joe Rogan Experience. The Joe Rogan Experience
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is a pretty popular podcast. You may have heard of it.
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And the conversation turned to Star Trek and my ears went, hmmm,
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star Trek, if you've been listening, I'd take my Star
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Trek very seriously, and so do Joe Rogan and Roger Avery.
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Let's listen.
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Alex Kurtzman comes along and just like craps all over
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and I mean I went in and met with the guy.
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You know, I was like Hey, I will write Force
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for Scale. You know, I'll write on your new show.
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I'd like, I just want to be part of it,
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just as an opportunity to work on Star Treks. And
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he was, and I basically found out he didn't want
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anybody who had any kind of fondness for the original show.
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He wanted to do something new and to create something new.
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And this latest thing that he that they've made, this
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Starfleet Academy. Now it's still ongoing. Maybe it rights itself
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at some point. His company is called Secret Hideout. I
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think he's going to need a secret hideout after all
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these like after destroying star Trek for like this latest
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generation are we talking about the newest one? The one
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with take Nataro, that's the new Starfleet Academy is an abomination.
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I could not I could not get Yes, I could
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not get through three episodes of Discovery, and I mean
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they're just like it is just awful, awful storytelling. Well
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it's also clunky dialogue and bating.
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So comedians, take Nataro, Patton Oswald, genius sheer, Stephen Colbert,
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I'm watching you. That is your comedy needs for today,
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Drew Lynch Tomorrow Normal episode and comedy Survivor on Monday.
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See you then,