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I just called an audible. It's nine point thirty and
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the Emmys are actually making me like angry. It's just
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a terrible, terrible telecast, poorly produced for reasons we'll get into.
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And I hopes for this episode, and the episode's good.
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I've got stuff because I ready recorded the second half
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earlier in the day. But I was like, all right,
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Nate will be pretty good. We'll see what happens with
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the late night guys. And the show is just dragging
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and not interesting. And one of the big problems is
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Nate Berghatzi is not up to the task of being
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the host. The thing is misproduced from the start. So
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they begin with a variant on the George Washington sketch
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where Nate played the inventor of television. He was joined
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by Bowen Yang, mikey Day, and James Austin Johnson. I'm
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sure it played well to Middle America, but you know
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we've done this already, Nate. You got to show us
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something else. You can't just keep doing this bit over
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and over. So that dragged, and then the next thing
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that's misproduced is the very first presenter is Stephen Colbert
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and I wrote on the Facebook group, I'm like, Colbert
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is just gonna you know, is Nate gonna be able
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to escape his shadow? The answer is no. Stephen Colbert
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comes out, gets a standing ovation chance of Steve and
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Stephen Stephen, he makes a joke while I have everyone's attention,
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is anyone hiring? So now we're several minutes into the show.
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Nate hasn't done a monolog yet, but Stephen Colbert has
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stood at center stage, I think in a tuxedo if
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my memory hasn't failed me, and kind of looks the
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part of a host where Nate doesn't. Then Nate comes
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out and explains to America the thing I told you
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about where he was putting one hundred thousand dollars in
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the pot and gonna dock everybody a thousand dollars for
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every minute they went over. Boy, that does not work.
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When somebody is up there thanking their family and they
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finally had their big moment and they've worked their whole career,
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they're finally winning this award, and the clock comes on
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and starts counting down. It actually makes me angry. I
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Einbinder's up there giving a speech and this clock comes on.
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It's just ticking down, Tony Gilroy thanking his crew and
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his family and the clock comes on. It's just it
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was really obnoxious because it puts the winners in a
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bad position. Why would you do that as a producer?
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And it kinda puts some stink on Nate for being
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a bad guy. So I'm just really really annoyed at
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the Emmys, and I can't be bothered to stay up
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till eleven o'clock to find out the rest of the winners,
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because we'll just do that. On Tuesday, Vulture wrote this
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acceptance speech Timer is ghoulish. It's that thing where a
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guy puts twenty dollars on the table and makes the
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server work for it. Servers hate that guy. Joe Reid,
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I forget if this was Vulture or The Times. Joe wrote,
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I want all the winners to go extra long and
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have the audience chant the money total as it approaches zero.
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John Oliver gets up there. He raced through his speech
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to put some money back on the clock, which is
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kind of funny. But shouldn't John Oliver get to give
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a proper speech? I mean, what are we doing. There's
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another segment where Nate came out and started talking about
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the how many award winners and he finds out from
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the staff announcer. I found out from the staff announcer.
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Apparently they gave this out during the week. I had
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no idea I would have mentioned it. And again maybe
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I'm terrible at what I do. I do read every
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entertainment website and I google a words like comedy and comedian.
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I didn't know. But apparently Conan O'Brien won the Emmy
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for Outstanding Variety Special pre recorded for the Mark Twain Prize,
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which is the right answer, but like, I don't know,
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where did that go? So the staff announcer was telling
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Nate live on the air that Nate didn't win, as
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if Nate didn't know, and that felt flat two. So
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you can just hear the frustration of my voice. This
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thing just annoyed me tonight. Some other stuff I scribbled in.
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They tapped JB. Smooth to try and explain the money bit.
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He ate it. Leanne Morgan did her thing, but I
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was wondering, as a presenter, does America even know who
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that is?
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I don't know.
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So the winners in the first ninety minutes anyway, lead
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Actress in a comedy Gene Smart for Hacks. I like
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that pick. Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Hannah Einbinder.
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During her speech, she said free Palestine and f ice.
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Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy went to Jeff Hiller
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for Somebody Somewhere. Seth Rogan has won a couple already because,
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as I said in my preview, the industry loves celebrating itself.
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So no surprise there, and that's the Emmys. I'm just
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kind of disappointed, and I'm sorry. I'm in a bad mood,
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but the show put me in a bad mood, so
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let's switch to stuff that makes me laugh. Jim Gaffigan
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went to the Krueger on Shelbyville Road. He was signing
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bottles of father Time bourbon for hundreds of fans that
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line up outside. As William Shanner one said, get a life.
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Gaffigan said, while comedy is a gift and of passion,
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so is his love of Kentucky bourbon. It's a beautiful thing,
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the whole bourbon journey. But also I think it's important
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for marriages too. You want your husband to be interested
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in bourbon, then they're not going to have an affair.
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So he's reusing that joke, right, because I told you
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yesterday that he had told the joke that Jeanie likes
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he's doing bourbon because she's happy he's not having an affair. Oh, Jim,
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Hey very busy Monday. Aside from the Emmy Awards. Adam
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sand is at Madison Square Garden tonight. I can't go.
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I have to teach on Monday nights. Otherwise I'd be
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at the garden. I mean, Adam Sandler are doing a
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comedy show. Sounds amazing, doesn't it? A couple serious topics.
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Jay Lenno weighed in on the killing of Charlie Kirk.
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I won't do the Jay little bit here because this
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is a serious topic. Leno called into the Tim Conway
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Junior Show, and here's what Jay had to say.
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It's not a random shooting. I mean it's a death
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of free speech. I think that you are so illiterate
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and so stupid you can't answer verbally and you have
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to shoot somebody with a gun to quote win the argument.
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Tim Dillon also uncharacteristically serious. He opened up his podcast
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I listen to that Walking the Dog Sunday morning, and
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Tim was very serious. I have made a few edits
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here for pacing, but let's listen to Tim Dillon.
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You know, that was one of the most disturbing things
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I had ever seen in my life. The man is
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a husband of father, even if he wasn't, he's a
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human being. He's sitting there, he's engaging in converse with people,
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and he was brutally murdered in front of his wife
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and children. I'm not a sanctimonious guy. I dressed up
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as a dead healthcare ceo on Netflix. I'm not someone
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who is out there being a purveyor of good taste.
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But I just don't understand how after witnessing that murder
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you could be gleefully celebrating this attack. I think you're
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in a very bad place spiritually in your life if
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you're celebrating the murder. If that's the first reaction you
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have to that video is to celebrate this, or I mean,
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you can't be doing great.
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Meanwhile, Jerry Seinfeld's controversial comments from last week, someone from
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The Duke Chronicle wrote, now that someone is a class
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of twenty eight. So I'm not going to say the
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writer's name, as that person may not be his experience
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in the ways of the modern media say I am so.
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I'm not here to beat up on the person, but
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I thought the article warranted to mention that person wrote
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Tuesday's demonstration continue to prove the outsized poll that Seinfeld
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has with Duke, which allows him to get free press
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at the university whenever he feels like it. Seinfeld's combination
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of familial ties and fame, it seems it entitles him
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to walk into Duke as he pleases and be given
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a mantle which espouse Ludcro's views as if he represents
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the university or its student body. His remarks prove the
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urgency in which we must divorce ourselves from this pattern
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and him. There are many reasons outside of Tuesday's comments
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for this, like the fact he dated a seventeen year
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old high school girl when he was thirty eight years old,
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or perhaps the greatest sin of all, which is the
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fact that he isn't funny. His recent comments, though, are
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what demand attention and then a breakdown of the issues
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at the core of the Seinfeld comments. Again, we are
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not going to solve that on the Daily Comedy News podcast.
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By the way, if you downloaded Sunday's episode, early in
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the morning before nine thirty Eastern, I messed up and
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I had double loaded Saturday show. Sunday's episode was pretty good,
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so if you missed it or you were like, I
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heard this one already, there's one in there that you
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might have missed.
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Now.
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I was extra frustrated because almost always, if you're a
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long time listening, you know, I get up in the
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morning and to go get coffee. But for reasons, I
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chose not to go get coffee and then didn't listen
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back to the show until nine thirty when I walked
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the dog and then I heard the reru and I
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was like, gosh, darn, because normally I would have caught
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that at seven am and fixed it. So you might
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have missed one there. Rain Wilson was in the headlines.
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Last week. I had shared the story where Rain had
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made some comments about the office. Rain went out of
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his way on Sunday morning to speak about what he
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actually said, and let's let Rain take it from here,
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as he makes himself very very clear.
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So while promoting this movie, Code three, I had a
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number of conversations, some podcasts, some interview shows. I did
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a perfectly nice interview with the gentleman who was asking
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about whether the Office could be made today, and we
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had very long, nuanced conversation about how, in some ways
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the Office could have some you know, unpc tendencies, some
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racist tendencies, because the buffoon leads of the show, Michael
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and Andy and Dwight, were pretty clueless, and you know,
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could you do that today. There's a great source of
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humor there, but it's a it's a very delicate balance.
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The interview is very nuanced, the headlines are not. And
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this is one of the reasons people hate mainstream media
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because now it's not printed on newspapers. It's all about clickbait.
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There's headlines that say, Rain Wilson, the Office was racist,
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exclamation point, click on me. Look at the banner ads
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coming up alongside subscribe, pay get behind our paywall. It's
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really gross.
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And obscene, and the media is adding to this land
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dscape of hatred, distrust, inflammatory statements, outrage right and left.
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So I certainly didn't mean to cause outrage. I don't
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think the Office was racist. Folks, listen to the actual interview.
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Look at what I actually said. That's all. It breaks
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my heart, and that showbiz.
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That is your comedy news on a pretty busy, robust Monday,
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I've got plenty for tomorrow. I almost wish the Emmys
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weren't last night, because there was a lot of good
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stuff today. But you know, we got another show tomorrow,
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so i'll see then