Aug. 25, 2026

Nate Bargatze gets edgier! Zarna Garg stuck in bathroom!

Show Notes
Transcript

Nate Bargatze Launches No Pictures as Zarna Garg Gets Stuck at Hermès
Johnny Mac covers Zarna Garg’s claim that she was trapped for about 1 hour 20 minutes in an Hermès store bathroom in Berlin while trying to buy an elusive handbag, with her team recording as she joked, made paper-towel origami, and staff eventually used a crowbar and firefighters to free her. He notes a pronunciation clip explaining “Hermès.” The episode also reports Nate Bargatze launching the edgier production banner No Pictures with producer Lawrence Gray while Nateland develops projects including the film Fantasy Camp and Netflix adult animated series Nateville. Rolling Stone allegations about Reggie Watts lead Comedy Bang Bang to replace his longtime theme and festivals to remove him from lineups; Watts denies being abusive. Other items: a White House statement about Rosie O’Donnell hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live, Netflix comedy exec Andy Weil leaving for Amazon MGM, Miles Murphy performing stand-up, Jack Jr.’s special Mexican Armenian announcement, and Edinburgh one-liners.

00:20 Zarna Garg Bathroom Trap
02:00 How to Say Hermes
02:30 Nate Bargatze Goes Edgy
05:35 Reggie Watts Allegations
08:48 Rosie O'Donnell White House Jab
09:08 Netflix Comedy Exec Moves
09:51 Eddie Murphy's Son Tries Standup
10:13 Worst Trailer Ever?
11:23 Best Edinburgh One Liners

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Caalaroga shock media.

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Oh my, Zorna Garg got stuck in the bathroom. Hello,

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I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. That's not

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even really why I'm laughing. I'll do this story that

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I'll tell you why I'm really laughing. Okay, So there's

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Zarna Garg and she went to an air Mas store

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in Berlin and ended up spending time in the bathroom.

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She was there at air Mez trying to secure one

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of the luxury brand's famously elusive handbags. Zarna Garg said

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she was trapped inside the bathroom for about an hour

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and twenty minutes after its sliding door refused to open.

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Her team and her children documented the episode while they

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waited on the other side, which was later posted as

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an Instagram reel, which now has my hogwash detector going,

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why was your social media team with you shopping? Ya happened?

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He gets stuck in the bathroom. I don't know about

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this one. We are told that why locked in the bathrooms?

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Aren't a Garg, who happened to have her social media

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team with her did what a stand up comedian might do.

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She turned the predicament into content. Good thing the social

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media team happened to be there, She joked from inside

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the bathroom, played with paper towels and even fashioned the

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paper towels into origami. She wrote on Instagram. We started recording,

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thinking we'll make a funny video about what you can

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do when locked in a bathroom. I made an origami

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village of paper towels and played games like guess how

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many towels I'm holding. It's so funny that a place

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that is so persnickety about perfection, this is happening there.

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According to zarn't A, Garg, her team asked store managers

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to call the fire department when attempts to open the

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door failed, but the staff resisted because they wanted to

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protect the door, which I can understand. Garg said. She

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was eventually asked to push the door from inside as

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those outside the door worked on it with a crowbar.

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Firefighters ultimately did help free her. When the door opened,

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she appeared visibly shaken and said, thank God, there was

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no fire. However, had there been a fire, there were

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firefighters there No. Yes, So here's why I was laughing,

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because I know you're like, hey, Johnny Mack, how did

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you know how to pronounce air mez. A guy like

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you probably would have said Hermes. Well, friends, I decided

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to check it and I found this wonderful video by

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this guy.

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Hi, I'm Simon Dunan. Today I am preaching and teaching

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about pronunciation. Ready, air mez is pronounced air mez, sort

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of like I think you're gonna say air mattress.

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Oh. You know who's back in the news. Controversial mega

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comedian Naprighetzi, And now he's moving away from the clean

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stuff and he's getting edgy. See what happens when you

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go to UFC fights You get all these crazy ideas.

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Nyperghetzi has launched No Pictures and he's hired some guy

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named Lawrence Gray to oversee quote unquote edgier production alongside

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the family friendly Nateland Entertainment. Do you think he'll open

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like an edgegear theme park? That would be fun. No

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Pictures will produce film and TVs shows that will delve

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into edgier genres and stories more suited for older audiences.

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Why is it called No Pictures? Nate said he took

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inspiration from a family favorite quote from his daughter Harper,

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who when she was little would tell him no Pictures

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Please Nate Tull Deadline. Lawrence has developed some of the

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biggest movies in the world, so having him choose to

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come build Nateland and No Pictures with us is incredible.

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He's operated at the highest level of this business, knows

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what it takes to turn a great idea into something

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that can reach millions. Bringing that kind of creative firepower

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into both Nateland and No Pictures changes what's possible for us.

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We're already have some big things in motion, and I

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think everybody's going to be surprised with what's coming next.

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So let's see what this guy has worked on. He

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began his career at Scott Root and Productions before moving

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to Fox Searchlight, where he shepherded acclaimed films like Thank

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You for Smoking, The Hills Have Eyes, and Sideways. Following

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his time at Fox, he went to Universal, where he

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shepherded the Sam Raimi horror fic Drag Me to Hell,

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before launching Gray Matter, where he produced a slate including

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Life Out, the launchromat Yes Day, Pain, Hustlers, and Family

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Switch Out. Of all those things I just mentioned to you,

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I think I know what two of them are. More recently,

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Great produced the Man with the Bag. This is coming

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out on Prime Video December second. In The Man with

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the Bag, it stars Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alan Richon. I'll

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be curious to see if Alan Richan can act at all.

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I've been watching Reacher and I love the new season

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of Reacher. But my dude has no range whatsoever. But

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I guess if you put him in a movie with

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Arnold Schwarzenegger, suddenly he's Olivier. John, did you just drop

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a Laurence Olivier reference? And you're wondering why younger people

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don't listen to your show. Lawrence Olivier passed away on

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July eleventh, nineteen eighty nine. Sean, maybe you get a

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little fresher with the reference. Is who am I supposed

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to say? He's no? What? Leo com Hanks? Who do

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you want me to reference? When it comes to Nateland,

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Gray now oversees a slate including the comedy Fantasy Camp,

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which also sold Amazon in a heated multi studio bidding war.

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That film follows a group of friends that at a

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make or break moment in their live I've had to

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Dwayne Wade's Fantasy Camp in Miami to relive their basketball dreams.

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Did Kevin Hart and Marcello Hernanez pass on this film?

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What is that? Oh? Wait? Listen to this? Currently, Nateland

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is in pre production on Nateville, an adult animated series

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for Netflix that sources have equated to being Naperghetzy's King

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of the Hill. You think I'm making this up? It's

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there in deadline. Does anybody want that? We already have

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King of the Hill and already don't watch it. I

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guess somebody watches it. I don't know is it even on.

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I'd put that in the bobs Burgers category of Fox

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claims it on. I've never checked. I don't know if

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you've seen this story around Reggie Watts. I had been

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avoiding it. It seemed a little too gossipy and not

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at all fun, but it is now really touched into comedy. Comedy.

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Bang Bang has removed the Reggie Watts created theme song,

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as upcoming music festivals have also removed Reggie Watts's name

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from their lineups following a report in Rolling Stone on

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the comedian musician's quote reckless behavior and the wake of

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his ex girlfriend's death. We'll talk about this song in

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a minute. The removals follow a lengthy report published by

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Rolling Stone on Thursday of last week, were loved ones

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of Reggie Watts's late ex girlfriend, Katherine McCullough came forward

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to claim that Reggie Watts encourage mccullaugh to take a

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heavy array of drugs, particularly ketamine. Throughout the relationships. Friends

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say they witnessed abusive aspects of the couple's relationship, including

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financial dependence and Reggie Watts allegedly withholding emotional support from McCullough.

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One friend is quoted as saying Watts cultivated a dynamic

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and a relationship where she felt like she could only

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truly access intimacy, closeness and empathy from him if they

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were both using drugs together. Watts entered the relationship in October.

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McCullough died by suicide in March, so you can see

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why I haven't been doing that one. I like fun

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Locked in the Bathroom Stories. This is a comedy show.

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But now where this has crossed over into comedy is

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because of Comedy Bang Bang, which I will remind you

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of all the comedy shows I ever went to, especially

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in the series XM years, Comedy Bang Bang the only

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show I walked out of because it was bad. I

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remember looking at my host Mark and we both looked

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at each other and our Facebook said we're wasting our

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time here and we left. It was the only show

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we ever left, That's how bad it was. So I'm

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not a fan of that show. I know a lot

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of people are. Comedy Bang Bang has removed the Reggie

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Wats theme. Fans who hit play on the podcast were

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greeted by a generic British woman's voice stating the episode

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number on Monday, instead of the usual Reggie Wats improvisational

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beatboxing riff that has served as the show's interest since

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twenty eleven. The show did not acknowledge the replacement. They

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also have not commented on the accusations against Watts. We

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are told a representative for Comedy Bang Bang and host

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Scott Ackerman did not immediately reply to Rolling Stone's request

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for comment. Watts was also scheduled at the Shambala and

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green Belt festivals in England. His name was removed from

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the website, so a representative for green Belt said Watts

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would no longer be appearing. Shambala did not respond to a

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request for clarification. Rolling Stone says and a screenshot reviewed

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by Rolling Stone. A festival representative acknowledged that Watts was

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no longer part of the event. Over the weekend, a

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set of shows with frequent collaborator Capiac was canceled in Bristol,

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with no acknowledgment from the venue or any of the parties.

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Rolling Stone spoke with five women who previously dated Reggie Watts.

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Three claimed they also experienced Watts encouraging them to take drugs,

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including ketamine with him. To exes allege Watts blue past

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their boundaries to satisfy his own needs. It's unclear to

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me what that means. One woman claimed Watts recorded an

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explicit video of her that she had not consented to,

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and another claimed Watts initiated sex without her wearing a condom,

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despite an implicit agreement that they would always use production

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Due to Watts disclosing they had an STD Rolling Stone

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says through an attorney, Watts said any suggestion that he

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was an abusive boyfriend was false, but did not comment

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on the women's accusations directly. Let's not going to break

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on that. Let's do something a little more fun. The

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White House had some thoughts about Rosie O'Donnell hosting Jimmy

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Kimmel Live last week. They gave a statement to Entertainment Weekly.

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A White House spokesperson said, Rosie o'donald's a nasty woman

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at a total slot whose brain has been completely destroyed

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by Trump derangement syndrome. Send your letters to I don't

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know Rosio Domine or the White House up to you.

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This is interesting. Andy Wheel, who was Netflix's VP of

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Comedy and the second longest serving program and executive, is

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leaving Netflix to join Amazon MGM Studios as head of Comedy.

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His first day will be September fourteenth. We are told

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he is a well regarded comedy executive and had been

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at Netflix for more than eleven years. At Universal, he

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shepherded Boy Deadline, Likes the Word shepherded, He shepherded at

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Brooklyn ninety nine, and also worked on The MINDI Project

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and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. So we'll see we're getting more

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comedy out of Amazon, like I feel they're in a

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lane now that's like shows like Jack Ryan and Reacher.

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But we'll see if they do more comedies or maybe

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we'll get more and better stand up comedy on Amazon anyway,

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good luck, sir. Apparently, one of Eddie Murphy's kids did

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a set at the West Side Comedy Club in New

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York City on Saturday night. Miles Murphy got up. Club

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manager Gina Savage said he's only been performing for less

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than a year. An insider says during the day, he's

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a screenwriter performing comedy with something he's always wanted to do,

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and he's performed in several of the clubs in LA.

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We're told that he was pretty good. Would you like

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to hear the worst trailer of all time? I'm going

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to play for you the worst trailer of all time

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The News Stories. Comedian Jack Asidorian Junior, who goes by

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Jack Junior, has announced that his debut special Mexican Armenian,

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will premiere on YouTube on Thursday, September seventeenth at noon Pacific.

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In the special, Jack Junior explores the unexpected similarities between

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his Mexican and Armenian cultures. All right, it sounds like

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a good premise, but let's listen to the entire trailer. Okay,

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stay with me. This is the entire trailer. Haven't touched

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it at all?

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What's that down?

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My dad never hugged me. The only time my dad

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hugged me was when you try to hate me, and

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he missed.

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I'm the Arminian.

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I'm not Mexican, I'm r mex I'm both money lies,

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Jack Junior, guys, thank you so much so one hack

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joke and you're letting us know your Mexican Armenian. That's

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the entire trailer. I mean, a hack joke and just

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a premise. That is why it is the worst trailer

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of all time. Now, yesterday on the show we did

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cheesy jokes. Today I have for you the sixteen best

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one liners, crowned the best in Edinburgh. As always, they

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were told better by the comedians than some loser with

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a podcast in his basement. But I will try my best.

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Andrew Maxwell said, I was going to sail around the

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globe in the world's smallest ship, but I bottled it.

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Some of the other jokes, I'm not naming the comedian

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because I'm here on MSN dot com and they have

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pictures of the comedians who I don't recognize, but not

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their names. But some of the other jokes. I started

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dating a zoo keeper, but it turned out he was

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a cheetah next, I try to steal spaghetti from the

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show up, but the female guards saw me and I

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couldn't get pasta. I'm assuming he said pasta and not pasta,

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otherwise the joke wouldn't work. And this was in Scotland.

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I like this next one. I thought the word cesarean

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began with the letter S. When I looked in the dictionary,

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it was in the C section. Pretty good, we're gonna

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get the job. Center has to be a tench job,

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knowing that if you get fired you still have to

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come in the next day. That's pretty good. That took

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me a minute. That's very Hedbergian. I'm not a fan

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of the new pound coin. But then again, I hate

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all change hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?

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I like that one. I've just been on a once

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in a lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.

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I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked

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snow White and the Seven Dwarves. I heard a rumor

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that Cadbaret is bringing out an Oriental chocolate bar. Could

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be a Chinese wispa. I've decided to sell my hoover. Well,

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it's just collecting dust. I just deleted all the German

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aims off my phone. It's hands free again. I think

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if I do it in my native accent, I would

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have said it's hans free and doesn't work as well.

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And one more, my dad has suggested that a register

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for a donor card. He's a man after my own heart.

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That your company news for today back in the afternoon

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with one of those short episodes that people will I

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don't know, let me know. Tell me the Facebook grip.

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You like them, you hate them? They color the feed,

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they're kind of fun. I don't know. I'm just trying stuff.

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See tomorrow, No, no, see in a couple hours.